Thursday, August 28, 2014

In a sermon titled “The Gospel Demands Sacrifice” posted on Youtube, the President of the Southern Baptist International Missions Board criticized Christians that understand our eternal reward as Heaven rather than the fullness of Christ. This condemnation was enunciated because of this exegete’s aversion to OTHER people possessing what he dismisses as stuff (in other words the property imperative). However, we are beings created to occupy space and in constant need of a plethora of things to keep that embodied existence ongoing. It is further reinforced that if we do not reach Heaven as our destination in the Afterlife, that our eternity will be one of unending agony in the most painful ways in which we can possible conceive. If that is how we have been deliberately designed by our Creator and what He has decided to reveal to us regarding the comprehensive metaphysical reality, is this response really something we should be chastised over? Perhaps this pastor’s underlying issue is that we retain a sense of individuality once this life is completed rather than an existential obliteration in a Nirvana-like state he terms “the fullness of Christ”.

Educator Terminated For Promoting Homophone Awareness

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Jack Schaap's Shaft Will Be Polished Behind Bars Longer Than He Expected

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Note something will you. Pastors are often fond of the text that our love for Christ should be so intense that our love for family should look like hate in comparison. But never in this exposition do they have backbone to preach that our devotion to Christ should be so singular that our love for the organized church in comparison to that of her Christ should also look like hate.

World Shocked That Hello Kitty Is Not A Cat But Rather A Furry

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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Should Churches Purge Members That Minister Beyond Denominational Limitations?

In response to learning of a number in her district that pursued ordination online, a United Methodist bishop posted on a blog a threat to withdraw from membership anyone she catches committing this crime against the church.

Now would that be a punishment or a reward to be forced off this sinking denominational ship?

The bishop justifies such a hardline position because, “It is an affront to those who have worked hard, studying many years in seminary, spending much money, making many personal sacrifices when others, maybe unknowingly, seek ordinations in an easy, anonymous way.”

One will note that no where in the explanation is God or Christ even mentioned.

That is because, other than the basic criteria listed in Scripture, He leaves it up to the individual to follow the path that is best suited to their own particular calling.

The United Methodist Church is only one expression of the broader Bride of Christ.

Those employed by a United Methodist Church or seeking a career in such might have to abide by the rules that the denomination establishes to determine who it allows to minister as part of its brand.

However, their exists a Christan world beyond this one principality within the larger kingdom.

So long as someone holding one of these alternative ordinations does not try to seize control of a United Methodist Church, they should use the credential to minister in any way possible that is open to them.

The average member is only in church between one and maybe three hours per week.

If someone in the remaining hours of the week wants to fill that time going about their Father's work and they for the most part profess the same basic theological and philosophical worldview as you do, it is the epitome of arrogance for you to punish them simply because they don't hold a certificate with your seal of approval emblazoned upon it.

Any church that seeks to control those not on the official payroll or those that have not agreed to the parameters of ministry within a specific denomination has come dangerously close to elevating the organizational structure above the Christ that it claims to worship.

About the best thing that could possibly happen to someone that looses their membership over such a petty and minuscule offense for simply feeling a call to ministry that ecclesiastical elites fail to recognize is to set up some kind of Methodist or Wesleyan-style church of their own.

It might not be what they have been accustomed to, however, given that these are generic theological labels or categories, should you decide to apply them along with a few distinct modifiers to create a somewhat unique variation on the given theme, there really isn't much that religious power brokers can do to stop you

By Frederick Meekins

What Is Christian Orthodoxy?

Artist Depicts Christ As Butch Lesbian

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Missouri Synod Lutherans Ponder Ice Bucket Challenge Morality

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Radical Feminists Oppose Women Protecting Themselves Against Rapists

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Statist Tyrants Seize Property Without Proving Guilt

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The Ancient Church Of The Book Of Acts In The 21st Century

Miley Cyrus’ homeless VMA date still probably has fewer body lice and communicable diseases than she does.

A Third Form Of Atheism

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A Reformation In Christian Film Production

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Is The Obama Administraton Bribing Deadbeats To Start Riots?

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Monday, August 25, 2014

Daring To Be Lutheran

Monica Crowley Profile

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More Obama administration functionaries attended the Michael Brown funeral than Margaret Thatcher’s. Guess she wasn’t Black enough.

Obama Prepares To Surrender America To Invaders

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Project Awaken With Brian McLaren

Sharpton Agitates For Race War

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Should Pastors Control Library Shelves?

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Do The Red Chinese View Human DNA As The Key To Controling The World Economy?

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Albert Mohler suggests that Christians should suspend judgment and “lead with empathy” in regards to the Ferguson, Missouri insurgency. This same theologian is certainly quick to judge young Christians not married by 23 years of age who otherwise keep their pants on and don’t pop out a litany of bastards. But church youth aren’t usually the kind to burn things to the ground when not lavished with an increasing number of government handouts.

Would Albert Mohler be as quick to suspend judgment and "lead with empathy" if it was the campus of Southern Baptist Seminary looted rather than downtown Ferguson? Mind you, this is the same religious propagandist that will condemn you as a street whore if you aren't married by the age of 23.

Mohler Insists Procreators Entitled To Other People's Money

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Racialist Episcopals Applaud Violent Uprising

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Mohler Lodges His Nose Up Sharpton's Backside

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Thursday, August 21, 2014

Holder Pledges Loyaty To Volk Before Law

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Death Of Son Michael Brown's Parents' Ticket To Easy Street

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Flying Spaghetti Monster's Herald Celebrates Eugenics

Obamavoters Call For The Abolition Of The First Amendment

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Southern Baptists Eager To Toss Singles Into Hellfire Turn Blind Eye To Tattoos

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Do the same ones jacked out of shape about Sipderwoman's backside ever campaign to diminish what Batman's got dangling from his utility belt or the girder work on the Man of Steel?

Does The Ice Bucket Challenge Fund The Abortion Cause?

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Asian Pastor Flagellates Himself With Liberal White Guilt

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Professed Communist Van Jones insists that unarmed Black males have been gunned down all summer long. No doubt primarily by other Black males.

The man expected to take care of children born outside of marriage is the man that had the fun making them.

Contrary to the News In Focus program of Berea Baptist Church posted at SermonAudio.com, a single man is not obligated to settle for a wife with several bastards in tow.

Seven Signs You May Be Worshipping Your Church

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Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Will Rampaging Obamavoters Be Denied Their Handouts?

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Southern Baptist Functionary Extends Blessing To Rampaging Missouri Mobs

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Southern Baptists Descend Into Deeper Religious Fanaticism

The Southern Baptist Convention has handed down that ecclesiastical association’s equivalent of an edict or papal bull demanding the youth in their midst now wed at younger ages.

Apparently, little consideration is to be given as to whether or not the couple can actually afford to do so.

Speaking in defense of the decree to USA Tolday, Pastor Jon Akin of Lebanon, Tennessee said of the Southern Baptist Convention’s previous teaching before the fanatics took over that a couple should wait to marry until they have reached a level of financial security, “What we've communicated to our young people is finances are more important than sexual sin, and the Bible seems to say the exact opposite of that."

The previous doctrine does nothing of the sort.

If the pastor does not have the guts to put the fear of God in the youth regarding venereal diseases, unplanned pregnancies, and shattered hearts, that is not the fault of delaying gratification.

And if the youngsters can’t keep it in their pants until they can afford a down payment or a security deposit, that is their own fault.

Contrary to beatnik ditties, you do need more than love.

So who is supposed to provide for these whelps?

I guess we are expected to dig into our pockets, as we are in regards to the missionaries to the pygmies, and empty the contents of our wallets to finance yet additional foolhardy undertakings.

And as in the case of Ann Coulter, these fanatics will likely damn to the edge of Hell anyone suggesting that those wanting to marry should pay their own way in life.

By Frederick Meekins

Southern Baptists Urge The Young To Marry Whether They Can Afford To Or Not

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Southern Baptist Front Group Making Overtures Towards Sodomites Earlier In The Summer Now Heaping Condemnation On Christian Singles

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Crazed Obamavoters Aspire To Actualize The Purge Film

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In an oration titled “Do You Understand What You Are Reading: The Christian Faith & The Call To Teach”, Southern Theological Seminary President Albert Mohler remarked that the Internet is a horrible place to attend seminary. And what if distance education is the only way that someone can acquire knowledge of this variety either because it is they only way that they can afford, don’t have the time for a traditional approach to education, or simply because they have not jumped through assorted hurdles such as traditional church membership or ministry involvement? There is nothing in the Bible about restricting knowledge solely to a select elite. That is more of a Gnostic perspective.

The Christian Faith & The Call To Teach

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President Obama admonished that, to overcome the mistrust between many COMMUNITIES and their local police, Americans would be required to "listen and not just shout." Does that include certain populations listening regarding the impropriety of their propensity to destroy property upon learning of news not to their liking and that sidewalks (rather than streets) are designated for pedestrian perambulation, and that when a vehicle approaches you on the street you get out of the way quickly and without haste?

Tyrants Compel Farmer To Celebrate Sodomite Orgy

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The rampaging in the St. Louis area is being blamed in part on White flight. But if violence and destruction are the ways certain populations respond to news not particularly to their liking, why should Whites with the opportunity and ability to leave remain in an area where they and what they have worked for are open targets?

In his threats of increased violence if a verdict is not rendered meeting with his approval in regards to the Ferguson, Missouri shooting, Spike Lee insists that the education system is in part responsible for the plight of Black youths. And how is Whitey at fault if those of that demographic refuse to crack open a school book?

Will Spike Lee's Mansion Will Be Burned To The Ground In The Mayhem He Agitates For?

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Media Coverage Of The Death Of Robin Williams

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Obamavoters Douse Police With Piss

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A headline at the New York Times reads, “Quiet night turns confrontational.” In other words, the night ultimately wasn’t quiet at all. Isn’t this categorization of the lawlessness in Missouri akin to saying “a little bit pregnant”?

Would Tolerancemongers Compel Whites To Dwell In Afrosupremacist Ghettos?

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So after having his eye socket shattered, was the Missouri police officer instead of defending himself supposed to cry out in ecstasy, “Thank you, sir. May I have another”?

Should Christians Surrender Culture To The Heathens?

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National Council Of Churches Sides With Looters

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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

The Dean of the National Cathedral is calling for prayer regarding the situation in Ferguson, Missouri. Since he categorizes himself as a “Christian atheist”, he should be asked what is the point of asking for assistance from aGod that does not exist. According to his theology, it might be more beneficial to flip on the Batsignal.

Maybe if these deadbeats had their welfare cut and had to work for a living like normal people, THEY WOULD'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO RAMPAGE IN THE STREET NIGHT AFTER NIGHT!

So do CNN propagandists go out of their way to emphasize the “outside infiltrators” that try to stir things up at Tea Party rallies at which no property has ever been looted?

Apparently those marching in the street lack the conceptual awareness enough that they are simply the disposable canon fodder of whatever maniacal elites are pulling the strings.

Did these CNN propagandists ever go out of their way to celebrate Tea Party activists exercising their First Amendment Rights as they are that of rampaging street rabble?

If Michael Brown's family did not want upheaval and agitation to take place, why in the name of Sheol did they invite Al Sharpton?

You block the street, you deserve to be tazered and gassed.

Trayvonites Elevate Looting To A Sacremental Ritual

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Tolerancemonger Advocates Terrorism Against Literature

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Christian Themes In The Lord Of The Rings

George Takei Reemphasizes His Fondness For Male Genitalia

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Trayvonite Renders Septuagenarian Unconscious In Property Liberation

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Smithsonian Starts Gay Porn Collection

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Is it that TSA screeners did not know what the DIstrict of Columbia was or where they merely adhereing to the draconian provisions of the Real ID Act where certain jurisdictional ID's are no longer deemed sufficient as identification in federal settings?

Is Pope Francis On The Verge Of Death?

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Coulter Exposes Mental Deficiences Of Hyperpious Morons

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It was lamented on the propaganda forum of infamous boozehound Chris Matthews that America allows for the murder of young Blacks. Yet, when authorities attempt to resolve the tragedy, the efforts are denounced as militarizing the police.

Will Kareem Surrender His Own Fortune For Communalistic Redistribution?

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Are Obama's Handlers Preparing The Genocide Of The White Race?

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In calling for the demilitarization of police, do the FBI, ATF, IRS, and even the DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION assault teams also intend to surrender their protective gear, high caliber firearms, and armored vehicles?

So apparently it’s an outrage for Tim Tebow to bend his knee in worship of Christ in the In Zone but when players enter the field with hands lifted on high in honor of Lord Trayvon and his apostle Michael is worthy of celebration?

Militias are accused of complicating things along the border for attempting to uphold a number of laws that the Obama administration border patrol is failing to enforce. However, not a single militia has looted a business or vandalized property. Do CNN propagandists that insist upon detailing the ideological nuances and distinctions found among the Ferguson, Missouri protesters intend to point out this fact just elaborated?

The Life & Suicide Of Robin Williams

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Necrophile Rapes Corpses

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Regarding the militarization of police and the Michael Brown shooting. I don’t believe he was shot by an officer decked out like an Imperial Stormtrooper or Cobra Commander.

Will Robot Priests Catechize On Behalf Of The Global Mind In An A.I. Worshipping Religion?

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Monday, August 18, 2014

A Moral Analysis Of Physician Assisted Suicide

It is often difficult to judge someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. As such, one of the most challenging situations imaginable would be for someone in optimal health to counsel the terminally ill as to the proper response to legal physician-assisted suicide.

In this contentious debate, ghouls in lab coats give those wracked with the most horrible of afflictions the impression that the only alternatives available are a life of agony or an end hastened by an IV drip. However, those in the middle of this debate who relish neither the prospects of drawn out pain nor speeding up death as an end in itself can provide a bit of solace in light of life’s most intense existential crisis for their loved ones and colleagues.

Many times if these cases are looked at more closely, one does not find someone that is all that eager to embrace death as they are to ease overwhelming physical and emotional suffering. The goal in such situations ought not be to prolong life beyond what was intended but rather to allow the person’s existential voyage to reach its conclusion at a natural pace in a more serene manner.

Therefore, the best course of treatment to counsel the terminally ill consists of the various options to control the pain. Rae points out that, though there are cases where pain cannot be controlled, these instances are rare and should not be precedent-setting examples upon which a comprehensive policy is based (188). It is Rae’s assertion that most cases can be controlled through a high-enough amount of medication.

Under the principle known as “the law of double effect”, medical personnel could be permitted to administer a sufficient quantity of drugs to alleviate the pain even if one of the possible side effects of the treatment is death (188). To some, this may sound little different than euthanasia; however, the distinction of motive is critical as the patient and medical professionals are not deliberately seeking to end life but rather to alleviate suffering aware of the knowledge that death might be an potential outcome. When you come down to it, this would not be all that more ethically ambiguous than any other risky but necessary medical procedure.

In his lectures for the Trinity Theological Seminary courses in Apologetics, John Warwick Montgomery astutely observed that each of us is more preoccupied about our own deaths and those of loved ones than we are willing to admit. Even for Christians, that appointment none will be able to avoid other than through Christ’s Second Coming might not spark as much apprehension if we had better assurances from the medical community that everything within its power was being done to make the transition into the next realm as comfortable as possible.

In regards to the issue of physician-assisted suicide, its proponents often attempt to turn the tables on their Christian opponents with the following argument: “Since Christians should show mercy and compassion, they should therefore approve of physician assisted suicide.” While this may be difficult to counter initially in light of the immense pain the terminally ill often suffer from, upon closer reflection one will realize that mercy and compassion are not as intrinsically linked with this disputed medical practice as we have been led to believe.

For starters, often the terminally ill are not so eager for a headlong rush into death as they are terrified of becoming a burden or facing the cessation of life in this world alone. Thus, in such circumstances, mercy and compassion would manifest themselves not in a desire to let the dieing do themselves in but rather by standing alongside them as an advocate against maltreatment or to stand beside them as a companion, holding the hand of the ailing letting them know they are still loved despite their failing bodies and that they will be missed each day until we ourselves will be resurrected with them in eternity where we will no more endure the sorrow of death.

If the advocates of euthanasia point out that while such efforts might diminish psychological anguish they do little to ease overwhelming pain, the Christian can respond that the goal ought not to be so much hastening death but rather directing research efforts towards addressing this physical trauma. As Rae points out, the cases where pain cannot be managed are increasingly rare; and in especially challenging cases under the principle known as “the law of double effect”, physicians are justified in increasing the patient’s level of medication to levels nullifying the pain even if one of the potential side effects is death. In such a scenario, death is not the intended result but rather an unintended consequence.

In these debates, it is often considered impolite to call someone’s motives into question. However, since the advocates of physician-assisted suicide have already insinuated that Christians leery of this practice rank up there with the Marquis De Sade for allowing suffering to continue, it would be a fair question to ask whether euthanasia’s enthusiasts are really all that concerned about the comforts of the critically ailing or simply hide behind such a seemingly humanitarian posture out of more materialistic motivations.

For despite hiding behind a cloak of compassion, many calling for physician-assisted suicide are just concerned about the bottom line, claiming that limited resources would be better directed towards salvageable human capital. As former Colorado Governor Richard Lamm said, “We have a duty to die”, no doubt emphasizing this obligation for the common man rather than his own loved ones.

By Frederick Meekins

How's that hands-off, solidarity with the protesters policing working for you?

During the introduction to an episode of his broadcast ministry, Creflo Dollar remarked that he was disturbed by Christians that otherwise live by what they profess but that seem insufficiently transformed by grace. But so long as they live by what they profess, is it really a pastor's business as to the details of the person's life beyond that? Not everyone is going to be a superstar Christian. Often, those that present themselves as such result in the largest theological and existential trainwrecks that end up soiling the name of Christ. And just what does it mean anyways to be sufficiently transformed by grace. Is that some kind of code or euphemism that such souls have not targeted a sufficient amount of funds for Creflo Dollar ministries specifically?