Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Why Should What Turns You On Get You Special Medical Treatment?

The extent of treatment one will receive under Obamacare could be contingent upon whom one prefers to rub one's privates against.

The Secretary of Health & Human Services announced certain preferences will be extended to the members of the gay COMMUNITY in terms of directing resources to address the health struggles plaguing those insisting upon pursuing this lifestyle preference.

Data to guide the oversight of these programs will be collected through a variety of questionnaires and surveys. So apparently what one does in the privacy of one’s bedroom is indeed the government’s business after all.

Will these survey’s also include questions as to what positions those answering prefer to conduct carnal relations?

Such information could prove invaluable in determining which partner in a respective relationship might be eligible for knee replacement surgery.

Will there be questions determining if an individual is attracted to those of significant physical girth so that doctor’s can screen for injuries resulting from being squashed such as hernias and the like?

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