Friday, May 31, 2013

Stan Lee Reflects Upon His Life & Work

Rumsfeld Wanted To Soft-Pedal War Against Terror

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New Bra Measuring System Thrust Into Consumers' Faces

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Will MagLev Tubes Promote High-Speed Travel To China?

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Lesson Plan Holds Pity Party For Terrorists

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Are Southern Baptists Propagandizing On Behalf Of Islam?

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Educators Likely Opposed To Toy Guns & War Play Conduct School Transvestite Day

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Brats Brainwashed By Emasculated Educators Terrified By Lego Gun

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Insurance Rates Could Rise 150% So Sandra Fluke Can Stay On Her Back With Legs Spread In The Air

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Do Obama's Vehicles Shut Down Automatically To Control Particulate Emissions?

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Alex Jones Calls Out O'Reilly As A "Rat Bastard"

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Since the human mind is one of the most powerful weapons in the world, public schools are well on their way to do their part to disarm the populace of this looming threat.

Are Taxpayers Forced To Fund Bilderberg Orgies?

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Did Pope Francis Coopt Eucharist Homily To Advocate Income Redistribution?

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Would Radiation Posioning Kill The Martian Pioneers?

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Woman killed in the Syrian civil war wouldn't be dead if she had stayed in the USA.

Uppity Obama Voters Rampage Across America

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McCain's Islamist Chums No Better Than His VC Captors

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Presbyterians Indoctrinate To Spark Social Upheaval

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Thursday, May 30, 2013

"I'm Waxing Enthusiastic"

McCain's Buddies Slaughter Entire Christian Village

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Mohler On Tirade Against Women That Make More Than Their Husbands

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Are Police Using Green Beret Tactics Against Americans?

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Will Facebook Allow An Open Season Against White People?

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Turncoat Guard Demands Terrorists' Release

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The Hooters Of Frozen Yogurt: Straight From The Cow

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Georgia Church Flees Episcopal Apostasy

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Russia Arms Syria

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Disneyland Saboteur Arrested

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Does A Disappearing Penis Qualify As A Superpower?

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Will Evangelical Alternatives To The Boy Scouts Replace Outdoor Activity With Indoctrination?

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UN Warned Of Pending Robot Uprising

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Muslims Go On Machete Rampage In British Barbershop

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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Wonder Woman TV Show Being Developed

Aussie Whackjob Claims To Be Jesus

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In these Calvinist churches where those in attendance are told that they are such vile sinners that they are to remain in a state of absolutist passivity until moved by the hand of God, is it made clear that the pastor and others in authority are as every bit the vile reprobates that the working slob emptying his pockets into the collection plate on command?

Isn't abuse the expected outcome in church settings where memebers of the congregation are constantly berated regarding "total depravity" and where they are informed that their only hope is not so much making a decision to rely upon Christ but rather to surrender to assorted ecclesiastical authorities?

Biometric Intelligence Collected Without Parental Permission

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Bloomturd Declares Eating Outside A Threat To Public Health

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Presbyterian Minister Busted As Call Girl: Did The Deacon Board Administer A Few Smacks Or Licks Of Church Discipline?

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Mohler Comes Down Harder On Unmarried Singles Than He Does Those Abetting Pedophiles

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Gay Episcopal Bishop Insinuates Down Under That Jesus May Have Been A Sodomite

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Ecumenical Convocation Calls For The Abolition Of Free Speech

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Baptists Emulate The Vatican Tactics They Claim To Abhor

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Will Bank Impose No Hoods & Hats Policy Upon Muslims?

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Pope Calls For Deep Heartfelt Faith

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Will Cyborgs Enslave Humanity?

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The Dominicans Celebrate G.K. Chesterton's 139th Birthday

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Illustrations Used By Social Media Theologians Jump The Track Of Sound Doctrine

A photo is making its way around Facebook of a railroad crossing and a locomotive.

The crossing light is labeled "Street Preacher" and the locomotive is labeled as "Wrath Of God". Interestingly, this graphic is being promulgated by a group of Calvinists.

However, if that variety of soteriology is the correct interpretation, there is no point for the light to blink its warning.

For if the oncoming train represents the wrath of God, that would mean that the conductor of the train is also the one depressing the accelerator keeping the car hurdling towards the tracks since the only ones capable of stopping have been pre-selected by the conductor.

Advocates of the system respond that the purpose of the blinking light is not to save lives in the analogy but rather to glorify God.

So in essence, those holding to this viewpoint advocate a God so vain that He demands to be glorified by mangled corpses having no say in the matter.

And in some ways even worse, those hypothesizing this illustration as a model through which to comprehend cosmic truths are actually upholding a God so petty that He is not beyond deception in order to have His own ego stroked.

The light is supposedly there to warn motorists as to the danger of the oncoming train, but it ends up being a way for God to proverbially toot, or perhaps rather flash, His own horn.

Sometimes when you read what some of these deluded theologians post, you can't help but gawk in befuddlement wondering if they ponder the fanaticism of what they spew.

By Frederick Meekins

Will Obama Be Added To Mount Rushmore For Emerging From His Mother's Womb Half Black?

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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

National Review, 6/3/2013

Bishop Schori Equates Herself With Mary Magdalene While Insisting The Remainder Of Humanity No More Valuable Than Microbes

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Pat Robertson Insists Tornado Victims Didn't Pray Hard Enough

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Calvinistic, Holy-Roller Pedophiles Continue Their Thrust Into The Southern Baptist Convention

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Chinese Teen Vandalizes Egyptian Landmark (Liberals Will Probably Still Find A Way To Blame It On America)

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Apostate Episcopal Subverts Traditional Marriage & Constitutional Liberties

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Supermarket Vomit Not Likely Authentic Bee Vomit

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Fanatic Homeschooler Giddy Victims Killed In Tornado

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World Journalists Scared Excrementless To Cover Bilderberger Confab

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Egyptian Butcher Sells His Wife As Lamb Roast

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Was Hillary Angered That Bill Cheated With Monica Or That Hillary Wasn't Invited To Join In?

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Guess with the Lone Ranger movie set to debut, we will be subject to a whole slate of sermons and blog posts how wicked he is for tending to stay to himself and not submitting to the preferences of the COMMUNITY.

Russell Crowe is to play Superman's father Jor El in the film "The Man Of Steel". That seems fitting. He mumbles his lines as nearly as much as Brando who played the same role in the Superman film from the late 1970's.

Is The President's Brother An Islamic Pimp?

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Vatican Admits That Pope's Statements Aren't So Infalliable After All

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Senator McCain Backs Al Qadea Sympathizers

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Are Demonic Spirits Rampaging Across Europe?

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Doctor Who Condemned As Racist For Failing To Contract Jungle Fever Over Martha Jones

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If No Money To Maintain War Memorials, How Come New Ones For Blacks Keep Popping Up All The Time?

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Friday, May 24, 2013

Army Magazine, June 2013

In an interview conducted by Marvin Olasky at Patrick Henry College, columnist Cal Thomas confessed to not liking the word “Christianity” because that term is not found in the Bible. If we are going to go this hyper-technical route, neither is the word “Bible” really found in the Bible. Does Thomas profess belief in the Trinity? Because that term isn’t found in the pages of Holy Writ either.

The cover story of the June 2013 issue of Scientific American was titled “Tiny Engines Of Evolution: Millions Of Years Ago Phytoplankton Powered The Explosion Of Life”. Talk about a one hit wonder. These organisms have certainly been resting on their laurels since then. If these tiny creatures were what sparked evolution and still serve as the bottom rung of the food pyramid, where are all of the emerging forms of life or transitional forms that should still be popping up all over the place?

The cover story of the June 2013 issue of Scientific American was titled “Tiny Engines Of Evolution: Millions Of Years Ago Phytoplankton Powered The Explosion Of Life”. Talk about a one hit wonder. These organisms have certainly been resting on their laurels since then. If these tiny creatures were what sparked evolution and still serve as the bottom rung of the food pyramid, where are all of the emerging forms of life or transitional forms that should still be popping up all over the place?

In a profile, a broadcaster declared that Stephen Hawking is in no need of a God. I am sure someone in his condition would fair wonderfully in a society not built upon at least nominal Judeo-Christian foundations but rather upon ancient Spartan or National Socialist assumptions emphasizing the physical body over the intellect or spirit.

A terrorist suspect in the murder of a British soldier was a convert from a Christian background to Islam. So will those usually outraged at Southern Baptist mission outreaches targeting specific religions speak out against proselytization effort flows in this opposite direction?

In a speech on climate change, the Archbishop of the Episcopal Church compared those denying global warming to the stones blocking the tomb of Lazarus. Talk about killing a text.

Human Filth On The Rampage In Sweden

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London Mayor Lodges His Nose Up Islam's Backside

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Spanish Teacher Fired For Vocalizing That Language's Word For "Black"

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Child Brainswashed Into Badmouthing McDonald's

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Homeland Security Rampages Against Replicator Weapons

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Southern Baptists Renounce Their White Heritage

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Did The Southern Baptists Endorse University Of Dismissing Professor For Endorsing Biblical Inerrancy?

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The Death Of British Christianity

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Will Pope Francis Lead The Church To The Left Economically?

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Stephen Hawking: The Graphic Novel

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Papal Infallibility A Scam

So which is it?

According to Pope Francis, atheists who perform good acts are not only exibiting the common grace bestowed by God upon all of His creation but also redeemed.

However, in regards to Protestants, towards the end of his tenure, Pope Benedict reinterated that Protestant churches aren't really churches but at best merely "ecclesiastical associations".

According to official Roman Catholic teaching, there is no salvation outside of the Church. This is symbolized by refusing the sacraments (especially the Lord's Supper) to those not on its official membership roles.

It, therefore, follows that Protestants can't be saved because they do not belong to an actual church.

Despite claiming to be the repository of the unchaning faith once delivered unto the saints and the innerant voice of Christ upon the earth, these popes are as vacilating as the Mormon god who is pretty much feeling around in the metaphysical dark really no smarter than the remainder of us finite slobs still struggling to figure things out.