Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Isn't abuse the expected outcome in church settings where memebers of the congregation are constantly berated regarding "total depravity" and where they are informed that their only hope is not so much making a decision to rely upon Christ but rather to surrender to assorted ecclesiastical authorities?

Biometric Intelligence Collected Without Parental Permission

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Bloomturd Declares Eating Outside A Threat To Public Health

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Presbyterian Minister Busted As Call Girl: Did The Deacon Board Administer A Few Smacks Or Licks Of Church Discipline?

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Mohler Comes Down Harder On Unmarried Singles Than He Does Those Abetting Pedophiles

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Gay Episcopal Bishop Insinuates Down Under That Jesus May Have Been A Sodomite

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Ecumenical Convocation Calls For The Abolition Of Free Speech

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Baptists Emulate The Vatican Tactics They Claim To Abhor

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Will Bank Impose No Hoods & Hats Policy Upon Muslims?

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Pope Calls For Deep Heartfelt Faith

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Will Cyborgs Enslave Humanity?

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The Dominicans Celebrate G.K. Chesterton's 139th Birthday

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Illustrations Used By Social Media Theologians Jump The Track Of Sound Doctrine

A photo is making its way around Facebook of a railroad crossing and a locomotive.

The crossing light is labeled "Street Preacher" and the locomotive is labeled as "Wrath Of God". Interestingly, this graphic is being promulgated by a group of Calvinists.

However, if that variety of soteriology is the correct interpretation, there is no point for the light to blink its warning.

For if the oncoming train represents the wrath of God, that would mean that the conductor of the train is also the one depressing the accelerator keeping the car hurdling towards the tracks since the only ones capable of stopping have been pre-selected by the conductor.

Advocates of the system respond that the purpose of the blinking light is not to save lives in the analogy but rather to glorify God.

So in essence, those holding to this viewpoint advocate a God so vain that He demands to be glorified by mangled corpses having no say in the matter.

And in some ways even worse, those hypothesizing this illustration as a model through which to comprehend cosmic truths are actually upholding a God so petty that He is not beyond deception in order to have His own ego stroked.

The light is supposedly there to warn motorists as to the danger of the oncoming train, but it ends up being a way for God to proverbially toot, or perhaps rather flash, His own horn.

Sometimes when you read what some of these deluded theologians post, you can't help but gawk in befuddlement wondering if they ponder the fanaticism of what they spew.

By Frederick Meekins

Will Obama Be Added To Mount Rushmore For Emerging From His Mother's Womb Half Black?

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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

National Review, 6/3/2013

Bishop Schori Equates Herself With Mary Magdalene While Insisting The Remainder Of Humanity No More Valuable Than Microbes

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Pat Robertson Insists Tornado Victims Didn't Pray Hard Enough

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Calvinistic, Holy-Roller Pedophiles Continue Their Thrust Into The Southern Baptist Convention

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Chinese Teen Vandalizes Egyptian Landmark (Liberals Will Probably Still Find A Way To Blame It On America)

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Apostate Episcopal Subverts Traditional Marriage & Constitutional Liberties

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Supermarket Vomit Not Likely Authentic Bee Vomit

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Fanatic Homeschooler Giddy Victims Killed In Tornado

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World Journalists Scared Excrementless To Cover Bilderberger Confab

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Egyptian Butcher Sells His Wife As Lamb Roast

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Was Hillary Angered That Bill Cheated With Monica Or That Hillary Wasn't Invited To Join In?

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Guess with the Lone Ranger movie set to debut, we will be subject to a whole slate of sermons and blog posts how wicked he is for tending to stay to himself and not submitting to the preferences of the COMMUNITY.

Russell Crowe is to play Superman's father Jor El in the film "The Man Of Steel". That seems fitting. He mumbles his lines as nearly as much as Brando who played the same role in the Superman film from the late 1970's.

Is The President's Brother An Islamic Pimp?

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Vatican Admits That Pope's Statements Aren't So Infalliable After All

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Senator McCain Backs Al Qadea Sympathizers

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Are Demonic Spirits Rampaging Across Europe?

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Doctor Who Condemned As Racist For Failing To Contract Jungle Fever Over Martha Jones

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If No Money To Maintain War Memorials, How Come New Ones For Blacks Keep Popping Up All The Time?

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Friday, May 24, 2013

Army Magazine, June 2013

In an interview conducted by Marvin Olasky at Patrick Henry College, columnist Cal Thomas confessed to not liking the word “Christianity” because that term is not found in the Bible. If we are going to go this hyper-technical route, neither is the word “Bible” really found in the Bible. Does Thomas profess belief in the Trinity? Because that term isn’t found in the pages of Holy Writ either.

The cover story of the June 2013 issue of Scientific American was titled “Tiny Engines Of Evolution: Millions Of Years Ago Phytoplankton Powered The Explosion Of Life”. Talk about a one hit wonder. These organisms have certainly been resting on their laurels since then. If these tiny creatures were what sparked evolution and still serve as the bottom rung of the food pyramid, where are all of the emerging forms of life or transitional forms that should still be popping up all over the place?

The cover story of the June 2013 issue of Scientific American was titled “Tiny Engines Of Evolution: Millions Of Years Ago Phytoplankton Powered The Explosion Of Life”. Talk about a one hit wonder. These organisms have certainly been resting on their laurels since then. If these tiny creatures were what sparked evolution and still serve as the bottom rung of the food pyramid, where are all of the emerging forms of life or transitional forms that should still be popping up all over the place?

In a profile, a broadcaster declared that Stephen Hawking is in no need of a God. I am sure someone in his condition would fair wonderfully in a society not built upon at least nominal Judeo-Christian foundations but rather upon ancient Spartan or National Socialist assumptions emphasizing the physical body over the intellect or spirit.

A terrorist suspect in the murder of a British soldier was a convert from a Christian background to Islam. So will those usually outraged at Southern Baptist mission outreaches targeting specific religions speak out against proselytization effort flows in this opposite direction?

In a speech on climate change, the Archbishop of the Episcopal Church compared those denying global warming to the stones blocking the tomb of Lazarus. Talk about killing a text.

Human Filth On The Rampage In Sweden

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London Mayor Lodges His Nose Up Islam's Backside

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Spanish Teacher Fired For Vocalizing That Language's Word For "Black"

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Child Brainswashed Into Badmouthing McDonald's

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Homeland Security Rampages Against Replicator Weapons

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Southern Baptists Renounce Their White Heritage

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Did The Southern Baptists Endorse University Of Dismissing Professor For Endorsing Biblical Inerrancy?

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The Death Of British Christianity

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Will Pope Francis Lead The Church To The Left Economically?

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Stephen Hawking: The Graphic Novel

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Papal Infallibility A Scam

So which is it?

According to Pope Francis, atheists who perform good acts are not only exibiting the common grace bestowed by God upon all of His creation but also redeemed.

However, in regards to Protestants, towards the end of his tenure, Pope Benedict reinterated that Protestant churches aren't really churches but at best merely "ecclesiastical associations".

According to official Roman Catholic teaching, there is no salvation outside of the Church. This is symbolized by refusing the sacraments (especially the Lord's Supper) to those not on its official membership roles.

It, therefore, follows that Protestants can't be saved because they do not belong to an actual church.

Despite claiming to be the repository of the unchaning faith once delivered unto the saints and the innerant voice of Christ upon the earth, these popes are as vacilating as the Mormon god who is pretty much feeling around in the metaphysical dark really no smarter than the remainder of us finite slobs still struggling to figure things out.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Memorial Day

Michael Savage Warns That Amnesty Will Import Alien Murderers

Too bad Pope Francis isn't as quick to condemn Islam on a nearly constant basis as he is free market capitalism.

Apostate Insists Those Questioning Gay Marriage Are "Bullsh-t"

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Fort Hood shooter has made nearly $300,000 since his incarceration and yet his trial proceedings once ground to a screeching halt because he refused to shave his beard. That is why his co-religionists now feel comfortable enough to start hacking heads off on Western streets.

Den Mother Stands Up To Deranged Cushite

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Will Presbyterians Be Serving Breast Milk Confections At Their Next Ice Cream Social? More Importantly, Can You Get A Sample Swig Direct From The Tap?

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Modernism, Postmodernism & The Emergent Church

Rooted In Truth: Introduction To Systematic Theology

School Bans Superheros

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Pope Francis Solidifies His Position As An Avowed Enemy Of Capitalism

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Does Pope Francis Believe All But Protestants Have A Place In God's Kingdom?

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Why Study Systematic Theology?

"No One's Going To Call Me A Softie"

Teacher Suspended For Violating "Community Norms" By Touching Student With His Banana

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Will Classroom MRI's Prevent Students From Committing Thought Crimes?

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Gun Control Laws Also Intend To Disarm History

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Common Core Will Mine Data On Students From "A-hole" To Appetite

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Nidal Hasan Still Receiving Lavish Salary Despite Obama Screwing His Victims Out Of Benefits

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Feds Spend $150,000 On Transgender Vocal Therapy

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Apostates Celebrate Gay Marriage With Rainbow Communion Wafers

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Former MIssionary Bible College Student Accused Of Vehicular Pyromania

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Kilt-Wearing Presbyterians Embrace Gay Clergy

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Westboro Cult Blames Tornado On Gay Dribbler

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Butch Bishop Celebrates Demonic Possession As A Form Of Spiritual Awareness

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Vatican Attempts To Convince World It Doesn't Launder Money

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Terrorists Behead British Soldier On London Street

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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Social Engineers Laud Gay Marriages As Ideal

The June 2013 cover story of the Atlantic Magazine is titled "What Straights Can Learn From Same Sex Couples".

For one thing, gay marriage hasn't been legalized long enough for those of that persuasion to lecture the remaining 90% plus of us as to what constitutes a lasting marriage.

The article insists gay marriages tend to be happier, more intimate, and exhibit a more equitable division of household tasks.

I guess gay marriages being so happy is why the first lesbian couple to have gotten married in Vermont has already divorced, pretty much proving all the hoopla had very little to do with actual love but was more about demanding everyone else stand around and applaud if they do not want to be condemned with the tiresome litany of "bigot", "sexist", "homophobe".

Most of the gays getting married have fewer intentions of remaining together than even the atrociously high number of heterosexual couples that violate their wedding vows.

Lastly, the claim that same sex couples do a better job of equitably dividing household chores is probably statistically manipulative as well and not really anything worthy of celebration.

By definition, lacking a partner of the opposite gender compels at least one individual in these kinds of relationships to take on tasks beyond the scope of their traditional gender role.

But since many drawn to this kind of lifestyle exhibit affectations more characteristic of the sex they are trying to mimic rather than what Providence intended anatomically, technically this is no more worthy of mention than husbands leaving the toilet seat up and wives throwing a hissy fit about it.

by Frederick Meekins

Robot Alchemy: Androids, Cyborgs, and the Magic of Artificial Life

Apostate Lutheran Insists The Bible Smiles Upon Sodomite Matrimony

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A Lutheran Review Of Iron Man 3

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Categorizing Tornado As Divine Judgement Bring The Accuser Dangerously Close To Bearing False Witness

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Will Foreigners Cement The Bloomberg Junta?

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The Retired Pursue Religious Vocations As Second Career

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Is New Dan Brown Antagonist A Transhumanist?

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Monday, May 20, 2013

Path To The Orbital Economy

Christian Youth Brainwashed by Communitarian Fanatics To Despise The Suburbs

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The New Legalism

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At Bob Jones University, Is The Real Outrage Of Rape That Someone Held Hands?

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Four Trampled To Death At Holy Roller Healing Crusade

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Will Pope Franscis Undermine Freedom Of The Press?

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Soros Operatives Invoke IRS In Attempt To Censor CNN Catholic League Interview

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A prison poetry website has received a $75,000 government grant for the preservations of such masterpieces as "Ghetto Bastard". I was not aware that what flew off my tongue while being cuttoff in DC area traffic constituted literary accomplishment. Did Johnny Cash get this much from the taxpayer for "Fulson Prison"? I guess whatever the Man In Black made off that classic would be the greater outrage in Vatican eyes since that would have been acquired through free enterprise whereas the prison poetry consists of the kind of bureaucratic patronage that that particular institution seems to smile upon.

If the Vatican is going to denounce free market economics as a cult of money for the way in which global finance treats the poor, wouldn't the nearly $1 million the Pontifical Coucil For Culture shoved down the crapper for an art exhibit in Vienna, Austria consisting primarily of an out of focus photograph of a gaggle of disembodied hands have been better spent actually assisting the desitute? My in focus postcards sell for only a buck a piece.

Saturday, May 18, 2013