Tuesday, April 09, 2013

Homeowner Charged For Refusing To Be Mutilated By Bear

A Massachusetts man is being charged for refusing to be mutilated by a marauding bear trespassing across his yard.

Specifically, he is being accused of bear baiting (because he had bird seed in his yard) and for improperly killing a bear.

Bears are also attracted to menstruating women.

Had the bear entered the yard for that reason, would the homeowner still face the same bear baiting charge?

If the charging bear had lunged towards Frau Obama, would Secret Service agents pursuing a similar firearms dependent strategy to rescue her face criminal prosecution?

But then again, that might be doing the bear a mercy than rather to allow it to endure the agony of unending indigestion from consuming such a flatulent wind bag.

So if children belong to the COMMUNITY rather than individual families as suggested by an MSNBC analyst, who gets to determine in what religion a particular child will be raised?

Interesting. MSNBC fired Pat Buchanan on the grounds that the themes raised in his book Suicide Of A Superpower were not worthy of public consideration. However, the network apparently has no problem extending a platform to a professor that insists children do not belong to their parents in the context of the traditional family but rather belong to the COMMUNITY.

Obama Finds A Certain Number Of Murdered Students Acceptable

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Rabble Rousers Of The Southern Poverty Law Center

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Is Brad Paisley Brownnosing Afrosupremacists?

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Transformational Education Intends To Poision Students' Minds

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Human Excrement Rampages In Streets In Ecstacy Over Thatcher's Death

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Strungout Dopefiends Glamorized As Psychonauts

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Biden Pledges Allegiance To The New World Order

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Homeowner Charged For Refusing To Be Mutilated By A Bear

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Multiverse Scenarios & The Existence Of God

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Francis & Dominic More Alike Than Popularly Perceived

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Original Director Denounces New Doctor Who As Borderline Pornography

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Are Online Charter Schools Brainwashing Homeschoolers Into Embracing Socialism?

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Saturday Evening Post Cover, April 8,1933

Monday, April 08, 2013

God Welcomes Questions Asked In Humble Faith

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Religious Fanatics Clamor For The Establishment Of A National Religion

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Will Legalized Drugs Be Part Of Ron Paul Home School Curriculum?

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Jesuits Continue Drumbeat To Abolish Second Amendment

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Cookie Monster Arrested On Child Abuse Charge

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Will Psychedelics Become A Part Of 21st Century Mysticism?

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Bill Maher Wants Libertarianism To Be About Godlessness & Debauchery

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MSNBC Propaganda Skank Insists Children Belong To The State

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Episcopal Honcho Denies The Necessity Of The Bodily Resurrection But Lacks Backbone To Renounce Posh Digs, Swanky Duds & Fat Salary

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Does Obama Intend To Destory The World With Asteroids?

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Hyperlegalistic Christian College Fails To Destroy Outspoken Critic

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Will The New Pope Assist The Jesuits In Their Goal Of World Domination?

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Christianity & Depression

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Are XBox Players Better At Pushing All The Right Buttons?

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Does Prominent Priest Believe Pope Francis Possessed By Entity Claiming To Be Saint Peter?

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So, You Want to Be a Comic Book Artist?: The Ultimate Guide on How to Break Into Comics!

Thursday, April 04, 2013

Obama Demands Deadbeats Be Given Homes

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Burger Flipping Requires College Degree

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Limbaugh & Gay Marriage

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Is Wal-Mart Running Out Of Food?

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Married Queer Demands Right To Brainwash Catholic Youth

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Victory Waits On Your Fingers

Pastor Caught Transporting Snakes Across State Lines

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Flat Chested Schoolmarm Deflates Hope Of Punishing Bullies

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Do Homeland Security Fusion Centers Gather Intelligence Only On Actual Terrorists Or Politically Active Americans?

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Pro-Farrakhan Catholic Priest Previously Scheduled As Government Diversity Day Speaker

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Air Force Develops Mutagenic Weapons

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Liberty Counsel Panders To Hispanics

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NASA To Establish Space Station At Lagrange Point 2

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Jesuits Conspire To Pull Papacy In More Redistributionist Direction

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Will Homicidal Cyborg Return To Competition?

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Quite fascinating that those that would deny the binding nature of divine revelation would grant such status to the edicts of the Associated Press stylebook. If fundamental moral precepts in Scripture such as those condemning the assorted varieties of adultery and fornication are dismissed by ultramodernists as mere suggestions, why shouldn't the linguistic preferences of this particular reference guide be categorized in a similar manner?

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Liberals Want Rowdy Black Youths Maurauding In School Halls

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Slobbering Boozehound Claims Only Whites Capable Of Racism

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Does the proposed ammunition certification requirement in Connecticut have anything to do with stopping gun violence or is it merely another disguised tax to raise revenue? I doubt these qualifications will be granted for free.

A leftwing website asserts that many White men worship guns in compensation for insufficient sexual endowment. So using this logic, ought we to conclude that minorities tend to use guns in acts of inner city violence because of mental capabilities insufficiently development to keep their desire to unholster their firearm under control?

Obama Proposes The Development Of Mind Control Technology

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As part of its gun control legislation, the State of Connecticut has authorized the investigation of students engaged in disturbing behavior. In such a liberal state, such phraseology is usually interpreted broadly enough as to include those opposed to gay marriage, those believing in Creationism over evolution, and those professing that believing in Jesus Christ as part of the Triune Godhead is the only way to avoid eternal Hellfire.

As part of its gun control legislation, the State of Connecticut has authorized the investigation of students engaged in disturbing behavior. In such a liberal state, such phraseology is usually interpreted broadly enough as to include those opposed to gay marriage, those believing in Creationism over evolution, and those professing that believing in Jesus Christ as part of the Triune Godhead is the only way to avoid eternal Hellfire.

Obama has announced a research project intended to map the human brain in action. By this, does the President mean that this will only include objective biological functions or will scientists attempt to decipher what a brain contemplating "terrorist", racist, or sexually harassing thoughts look like so as to develop scanners detecting when minds wander in unapproved directions?

Did John Kerry's Daughter Marry An Iranian Sleeper Agent?

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Will Lohan Birth Crackbaby?

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Homicidal Terrorist Granted Prestigious Professorship

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Will Nanotechnology Spark The Transhuman Evolutionary Leap?

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Would Women Toss Panties At Tom Jones If They Knew What A Rotten Father He Is?

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Longing For Him Won't Bring Him Back Sooner: GET A WAR JOB!

Monday, April 01, 2013

Mary Jane In Next Spider-Man Movie

Isn’t saying that it should be up to the mother as to what is done to a baby born during an abortion akin to saying it should be up to the plantation owner as to whether or not the slave is emancipated?

Bob Beckel of Fox News has decreed that political issues should not be addressed from the pulpit. But what authority gets to determine which issues are political and which are religious?

Planned Parenthood Butches Admit No Qualms About Killing Born Babies

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Islamist Propagandists Hire Swanky K Streey Lobbyist

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Archangels: The Rise Of The Jesuits

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The Empty Tomb The Key To Cultural Renewal

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Sodomites Threaten Terrorism Against Christians

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Will Our Children Apostatize?

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Episcopal Minister Utilizes Easter Sermon To Smooch Obama's Backside

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