Did Obama Have Breitbart Whacked?

Speaker Of The House Proves He Lacks A Pair By Joining In Condemnation Of Limbaugh

Georgetown University President Sides With Campus Trollop Over Limbaugh

Since we have learned in the past week or so that all other considerations are to be subordinated to sexual mechanics and anatomy, isn’t calling someone a douche actually one of the greatest compliments you can bestow upon someone?

Leftists are justifying calling the deceased Andrew Breitbart a “douche” and celebrating his death because the online pundit dared criticize Ted Kenendy at the time of the Senator’s passing. However, it must be remembered that Breitbart never left a woman for dead in a submerged automobile.

If Sandra Fluke is outraged how powerless one feels turned away from the pharmacy counter unable to afford birth control, will she also campaign against regulations requiring our drivers license numbers be uploaded into a government database in order to purchases over the counter decongestants?

Straight Out Of Central Casting

A screenwriter couldn’t pick a better name for a new Bond girl.

It seems sex addict Sandra Fluke’s name might correctly be pronounced “Fluk”?

So does make her mom “Mother Fluk”? Since she has such loose morals, does that make her a “cheap Fluk”?

If she really does go bankrupt from her acute promiscuity, would that make her a “worthless Fluk”?

If she falls down in the mud does that make her a “dirty Fluk”?

And most importantly, should she find herself alone in the dorm by herself, does that imply “Fluk herself”?

So if Sandra Fluke and Anthony Weiner ever got together, would the wedding invitation be pronounced "Fluk Weiner"? Maybe infamous AIDS activist Luke Sissyfag could serve as flower girl.

If there is no such things as absolute morality and there is nothing inherently wrong with sleeping around for money, why should anyone get upset if Rush Limbaugh insinuated a promiscuous woman is a whore? Isn’t the title nothing more than a job classification?

Sandra Fluke insists Rush Limbaugh's response to her consists of the kind of language men have traditionally used to silence women. Will she also heap condemnation on the kinds of things women say to control men such as threatening to call the police over nothing more than a raised voice or harsh tone?

If Obama assured Sandra Fluke that her parents ought to be proud of her, would Obama be proud if his own daughters spent their college years bouncing from bed to bed?

Speaker Of The House Proves He Lacks A Pair By Joining In Condemnation Of Limbaugh

The cover of the March 2012 issue of Christianity Today examines the state of Christian colleges. One of the headlines reads, “The Browning Of Campuses Catering To White Elites”. This is a euphemism claiming that these schools don’t pander enough to racial minorities by failing to brainwash students as to how they should feel guilty for being White and for holding all students irrespective of pigmentation to the same academic standard.

It’s not that Pat Buchanan is obsessed with race. He is merely advocating the survival of his own ethnicity or genetic kinsmen. That is the very same thing done by the leftist Jews wanting the commentator banned from the airwaves advocate for themselves but seek to deny to others. And what areas without White majorities are worth living in? Given the opportunity, usually even racial minorities rather live around White folks. So what will it be? Will you rather survive or rather be applauded as open-minded by liberal elites?

The God advocated by the Calvinist is an inherently schizophrenic deity. On the one hand, He commands sinners to repent and be saved. Yet despite supposedly being omniscient, God has apparently forgotten that He is the one pre-selecting whom will accept this salvation and whom will be tossed into Hell.

If flags were lowered to half-mast and the media ground to a screeching halt for Whitney Houston, shouldn't the same be done for Andrew Breitbart who actually accomplished something with his life?

In announcing his death, ABC News Radio insinuated that Andrew Breitbart pulled news out of context. In announcing the death of Walter Cronkite, did the network emphasize how he was often a dupe of the Soviet Union and a shill for the establishment of world government? And when Dan Rather passes, will it be pointed out how his bias against Republicans ran so deep that he failed to corroborate allegations against George W. Bush?

Virginia Representative Jim Moran is outraged that children might be exposed to an advertisement posted a Washington, DC subway station telling President Obama to go to Hell. Did the Congressman raise objections when advertisements for female condemns were plastered all over the nation capital’s bus fleet under the auspices of the “DC’s Doin It” campaign since he is so concerned for the purity of innocent eyes?

Why shouldn’t Sandra Fluke’s virtue be questioned when she confessed freely before Congress what a major league skank she is?

Contrary to Barbara Boxer, Rush Limbaugh did not say a woman was a bad person if she used birth control. She is a bad person if she experts other people to pay for it.

As much as the Georgetown law students are alleged to be fornicating, it certainly gives “bar exam” a whole new meaning.

If from criticism of Rick Santorum we are taught by our benighted archons that Satan does not exist, why is it wrong for an advertisement posted in a DC subway station to tell Obama to go to Hell? Because if Satan doesn't exist, shouldn't we also conclude that the clammy region of he netherworld is imaginary as well?

Regarding the Ohio school shooting, ABC News Radio claimed that good came of the tragedy because it brought the COMMUNITY together. I'd rather have my family member alive rather than neighbors getting all up in my business.

The cover of the March 2012 issue of Christianity Today examines the state of Christian colleges. One of the headlines reads, “The Browning Of Campuses Catering To White Elites”. This is a euphemism claiming that these schools don’t pander enough to racial minorities by failing to brainwash students as to how they should feel guilty for being White and for holding all students irrespective of pigmentation to the same academic standard.

Occupy Deadbeats Set Colorado Building Ablaze

Does Stephen Hawking Probe More Than The Mysteries Of Darkest Space?

Academics Call For Holocaust Against Newborns

Obama Operatives To Infiltrate Churches

PETA Confesses To Mass Animal Slaughter

What those opposing Santorum for his positions regarding carnality and alternative lifestyles really mean to say is that they believe everyone else but the responsible parties should pick up the tab for such licentiousness.

From the current election cycle regarding contraception and the like, it would be safe to conclude that the phrase "independent woman" is the new euphemism for "town tramp".

Academics Call For Holocaust Of Newborns

Will Frau Obama Commence Crusade Against Juvenile Juice Consumption?

Democratic Governors Urge Obama To Pursue Martial Law

Critics of Act of Valor, a film reportedly featuring actual Navy SEALS, claim those starring in the film should stick with what they know, calling into question the quality of the cinematic thespianism. Perhaps we citizens should remember to vocalize that same suggestion when actors proceed to lecture us on nearly every topic under the sun.

If it is racist for Benn & Jerry's to provide fortune cookies along with the company's flavor honoring Jeremy Linn, isn't it racist to expect these treats at a Chinese restaurant?

Hillary Sides With Rabble Killing American Soldiers Instead Of Republican Candidates

If the Muslims take over, at least someone will likely put a bag over the head of Hillary Clinton and we will never again have to gaze upon the visage of that contemporary Medusa.

Terrorist Sympathizers Disrupting Noonie Darwish Portrayed As Victims

Why shouldn't those disrupting a speech expect to get the snot knocked out of them?

Maybe a judge will recognize this as an inherent component of "Red Neck" culture if tantrums are to be legally applauded as an inherent component of an Islamic mindset?

Welfare Dregs Nearly Rampage Over Athletic Shoes

Maybe if those wanting the sonograms on their stomachs instead of up their HOOHAH had initially kept things on their stomach instead of up their HOOHAH, maybe they wouldn't be seeking an abortion.

WMAL's Brian Wilson said that he was opposed to mandatory medical procedures such as the proposed mandatory pre-abortion sonogram. Then shouldn't he also be opposed to DNA paternity tests designed to entrap deadbeat dads?

Joe Scarborough remarked that transvaginal sonograms weren't the way to win swing voters (in other words those wanting to hack their unborn babies to pieces without a smeared conscience). Neither was desegregating lunch counters and water fountains. But don't some human rights need to take precedence over others?

If he becomes Vice President, in his acceptance speech will Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell intend to thank the unborn children sacrificed as a result of his politically expedient waffling regarding pre-abortion sonograms?

If we are merely animalistic and materialistic why this insisting by those opposed to pre-abortion sonograms that bodily privates are imbued with an almost worshipful reverence?

If Obama apologized to Karzi over the burning of the Korans with Jihadist crib notes scribbled all over them, do the likes of the Taliban and the Afghan government intend to apologize over outrages perpetrated upon Christians. The only thing that Obama should have said in the letters is that, if the Afghan mobs didn't stop their rampaging, more than a few texts are going to be set aflame.

If good is epitomized by the supernatural personality referred to as "God", why should there not be a literal supernatural entity personifying evil? And if one is going to claim that actual evil does not exist, on what grounds does one insist it is wrong to mention the personification of evil in the consciousness known as "Satan"?

In a Tonight Show interview, in regards to Rick Santorum, Bill O'Reilly said we've all made "dopey" comments. Apparently, Santorum's were in regards to profoundly religious and spiritual matters. Didn't O'Reilly's consist of crank calls to women regarding his debauched fetishes?

If a White philanthropist donates significant sums of money to a museum commemorating the achievements and struggles of the White race but not a similar museum memorializing the history of all American people, wouldn't the philanthropist be considered racist? Then shouldn't Oprah Winfrey be considered as such?

Usually those most vociferous in denying the existence of Satan are the ones in most enthusiastic communion with the Prince of Darkness.

If Rick Santorum is to be grilled regarding his beliefs on the existence of Satan, shouldn't Mitt Romney be asked if he believes that if he avoids warmed liquids such as coffee, tea, and possibly even soup that he will one day be a god over his own planet?

If Rick Santorum is to be mocked for believing in the existence of Satan, shouldn't we poke even more fun at Mitt Romney for thinking the Old Deluder is actually Christ's slightly more naughty brother?