Tuesday, April 10, 2012

White House Guests Invited To Play With Obama Balls

USA Today

Was former Congressman Wiener asked if he wanted to dribble the Obama balls?

Saturday, April 07, 2012

Friday, April 06, 2012

I guess Obama won't call the elderly gentleman beat up by the Trayvonites because the hoodlums look like Obama's sons if Obama had them and I guess the old man didn't look enough like Obama's grandpa (at least the one left behind in the mud hut).

Eco-Nazis To Herd Remaining Humans Into Concentrated Areas (One Might Say Camps)

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Trayvonites Beset Upon Elderly Caucasian In Revenge For Their Fallen Messiah

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Hardcore Calvinists claim their system is not about works as the route to salvation. Yet the most strident of this persuasion insist one is not even a Christian if one does not agree with them regarding matters not even directly related to Christology or soteriology.

Turning up the AC and turning down the heat defeats the purpose of having AC and heat.

Burger King has been condemned for featuring a Black singer in a commercial about fried chicken. Diversitymongers claims a stereotype was promoted as a result. There is no winning with these people. If one had produced an advertisement featuring White folks, these malcontents would be all uppity about that.

Clucking Biddies Henpeck President


At a White House forum on woman's issues where President Obama was to be henpecked by a bunch of clucking biddies, he announced that his healthcare legislation included domestic violence screening.

The thing about bureaucrats is that they end up finding what they want to see even if what they are initially charged with looking for really isn't there.

 So expect these investigations to go beyond black eyes and broken bones.

It must be warned that to these nags a man doing nothing more than raising his voice in frustration at a wife that's been texting all day rather than cleaning house or merely disrupting a woman during a verbal berating constitutes abuse of the first order.

Thursday, April 05, 2012

New Yorkers Urged To Curtail Thoughts Of Dinosaurs, Aliens, Birthdays & Halloween

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In other words, anything worth thinking about.

Food Fascists Want Ice Cream Trucks Banned

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So in leftwing hovels where such a policy is implemented along with medical marijuana dispensaries, the Good Humor Man will be more of an outlaw than the sanctioned drug dealer.

Octomom On $2000 Per Month Of Foodstamps

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An integral part of Obamacare is the curtailment of medical procedures to those deemed to be a poor return on the investment.  Perhaps one of the procedures that ought to be abolished is artificial insemination, especially for the unmarried.

If Obama mouthpieces are now handing down edicts as to what genders should be admitted to the membership of a private country club, how long will it be until federal officials are telling you what genders may occupy your church pulpit? Will Obama demand men be granted access to female gyms and aerobics classes?

Just for spite Eric Holder should have turned in a 6 pages double spaced analysis on Judicial Review rather than 3 pages single spaced.

"The Freedom Manifesto" by Steve Forbes

"It's Never To Late To Be What You Might Have Been"

Sunday, April 01, 2012

Katy Perry Wears Sports Bra To Kids Choice Awards

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Interestingly, still not as offensive as her sex with aliens video.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

If a depressed father kills his kids, would he get a free pass from the loony bin to attend church?

The extent of Andrea Yates religious participation should be a worn Bible tossed into her padded cell.

Zimmerman's Father Realizes Obama Might Be The Biggest Hater Of The All

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The children of Andrea Yates are unable to attend church because they were killed by their mother. So why should she be granted that privilege?

Marko Rubio is being considered for the Vice Presidency in part because he can allegedly bring in the Hispanic vote. Had anyone considered the importance of solidifying the “White Vote”? Does anyone realize that if Rubio shoots a Black man, given Rubio’s light pigmentation, he’d likely be considered a “White Hispanic”?

Obama Doesn't Give A Flip About Murdered British Teens

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Time Magazine Advocates Abolishing Self Defense In Name Of Racial Enlightenment

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WMAL's Chris Plant pointed out that federal Hate Crimes laws fail to mention White Heterosexuals.

Black Rabblerouser Threatens Riot If Welfare Benefits Cut

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Am not sure what's more shocking: the threat of violence or that one of these deadbeats would actually get off their backside and exert themselves.

DC Mayor Vincent Gray is justifying the erection of additional speed and red light cameras as way to protect bicyclists. Will cameras also be set up to protect motorists and especially perambulating pedestrians from narcissistic bicyclists that just as blatantly flout the standards of vehicular propriety and decorum?

If one of the Supreme Court's most formidable minds panics at the overwhelming length of Obamacare, just think what it does to the rest of us.

Wearing a hoody doesn't make you a hoodlum. However, vandalizing your school and slamming someone's head against the concrete certainly does.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Pelosi Insists Death Panels & Rationed Medical Procedures In Keeping With The Founders’ Vision

An associate insists it is inappropriate for a woman to openly criticize a pastor. The associate also invokes some of the same Scriptures opposing women speaking in church and holding ecclesiastical office to oppose the involvement of women in politics. Thus, it must be asked, if the hardline Reconstructionist allies of this associate ever seize power, what would prevent them from eventually enacting laws and regulations that would abolish the public expression of women altogether?

Do The Ultrapious Want To Silence Women?

An associate has raised the issue if it is proper for a woman to express her disagreement with the pastor over an ecclesiastical concern.

I say let a couple of deacons place a pillowcase over her head and drag her down to the kitchen.

Some scullion duty should silence her spiteful tongue.

What's gotten into women these days thinking they can just speak to any man they aren't even related to?

Seriously though, there is nothing in Scripture forbidding a woman from sharing thoughts and concerns with the pastor.

I Corinthians 14:34 says, "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak...And if they will lean any thing, let them ask their husbands at home; for it is a shame for women to speak in the church."

This would seem to indicate during the church service.

Would pastors rather for the sake of their own egos prefer women to lie as women walk out the church door and act as if all things are hunky-dory?

If this injunction is to be absolute, shouldn’t we also condemn those women congratulating the pastor as to how wonderful they found the message to be?

I guess soon, as in the case of Barbara Streisand and pre-World War II Japanese emperors, we mere lay people won’t even be allowed to gaze upon clergy.

by Frederick Meekins

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Boomeranging Your Own Business

In discussing the phenomena of boomerang children where young adults return to live with their parents, the hosts of the WMAL morning show conducted the discussion as if the trend was disgusting and shameful.

It was even asked if those engaged in the practice ought to be embarrassed.

Did this particular program take a similar tone discussing the Flukeys out having so much sex that they demand that birth control be provided for them at public expense?

Has it been asked on this station if those having children outside of marriage ought to be embarrassed or the increasing number shacking-up without sanction of matrimony?

These practices are condemned from the pages of Scripture and religious tradition.

On the other hand, provided the young adults are not abusing their parents or on the public dole as a result of their own indolence, the pages of Holy Writ are quite silent regarding young adults that decide to live with their parents.

The Hebrew Patriarchs such as Isaac lived with their parents well into their adulthoods.

Interesting, when it happens to be regular Americans that are usually White in terms of their ethnic backgrounds and genetic phenotypes that live together as extended family it is apparently a living arrangement one step above cultic or abusive in terms of social condemnation.

However, if nearly entire Central American villages pile into single family domiciles, one is denounced as racist or jingoistic if one reacts with anything other than fawning praise of how beautifully family oriented and delightfully communal for a practice that drags essentially drags down property values and makes neighborhoods less desirable places in which to live.

by Frederick Meekins

Friday, March 16, 2012

MSNBC analyst Karen Finney said conservative values are code words for promoting racism. If so, diversity, inclusion, and multiculturalism are euphemisms for the deprivation of property, expression, and conscience.

MSNBC analyst Karen Finney said conservative values are code words for promoting racism. If so, diversity, inclusion, and multiculturalism are euphemisms for the deprivation of property, expression, and conscience.

Where Will Cylon Sinks Lead Next?

In a public restroom, these new cylon sinks are a delight as one doesn't have to touch a filthy faucet for the water to turn on.

However, the question must be asked.

At some time in the future, will government force this upgrade on the residential sector?

No longer would individuals be allowed to determine for themselves whether the water will be cold or hot.

Instead, a bureaucrat will determine the tepid in between.

Don't laugh.

Need one be reminded of low flush toilets?

Already, utility authorities are taking steps through the proliferation of so-called "smart meters" so that they might ultimately be the ones to make your climate control decisions for you.

Eventually, those insisting on determining for themselves the temperature of their water will be painted as opposing energy conservation or exhibiting burn sensitivity in children.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Pathetic Black Father Exhibits Ethnic Favoritism By Allowing Indian Tribe To Slaughter Bald Eagles

If American Indians can be granted an exemption to laws protecting bald eagles, why can’t Catholics and conservative Evangelicals be granted an exemption for having to provide abortion and birth control coverage to the carnally incontinent?

Religious leftists will no doubt work themselves up into an outrage that most Southerners still don’t cotton up to the notion of interracial marriage. It is claimed there is nothing in Scripture forbidding the individual from believing in interracial marriage. But neither is there saying in the Bible that you are required to believe in it.

Former Obama propagandist Anita Dunn says the White House constitutes a hostile work environment towards women. As a professed admirer of Mao, I guess she doesn’t find mass murder and forced abortion all that intimidating or a deprivation of fundamental human liberties.

A Gingrich campaign ad mocks Mitt Romney by insinuating that the former Massachusetts governor isn't the type to pump his own gas. And you are going to tell me Gingrich pumps his own regularly? And what about Gingrich's high maintenance ball-and-chain. Didn’t he about go into bankruptcy trying to placate her with fancy trinkets?

Longshoreman's Union Shoves Nose Up The Backside Of Chinese Tyrants

Red China Corners Market On Rare Minerals

What's The Deal With The Papal Lavatory?

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

The head of the NAACP is flying to Switzerland to sing to a UN rights of organization of how nobody knows the troubles he's seen. It seems laws in America requiring not only that shiftless minorities must show identification but that also make provision for state personnel to chauffer you to get your idea are an atrocity of near historic proportions. Wouldn't UN efforts be better directed at investigating other alleged outrages such as the forced virginity examinations in Egypt?

The head of the NAACP is flying to Switzerland to sing to a UN rights of organization of how nobody knows the troubles he's seen. It seems laws in America requiring not only that shiftless minorities must show identification but that also make provision for state personnel to chauffer you to get your idea are an atrocity of near historic proportions. Wouldn't UN efforts be better directed at investigating other alleged outrages such as the forced virginity examinations in Egypt?

FEMA Recruits Stormtroopers

Moonbats Blame Rush Limbaugh For Afghan Massacre

Montel Williams Calls For The Death Of Michelle Bachmann

Tourists Go On Safari In Black Harlem Churches

Since elites lecture those of us that have never set foot outside of the United States as to why we should feel shameful about the pushiness about the reputation of the ugly American abroad, do we get to sneer down our noses now about foreigners disrespecting this nation's religous culture and practices?

Is O'Reilly Obama's Lapdog?

Monday, March 12, 2012