Since we have learned in the past week or so that all other considerations are to be subordinated to sexual mechanics and anatomy, isn’t calling someone a douche actually one of the greatest compliments you can bestow upon someone?

Leftists are justifying calling the deceased Andrew Breitbart a “douche” and celebrating his death because the online pundit dared criticize Ted Kenendy at the time of the Senator’s passing. However, it must be remembered that Breitbart never left a woman for dead in a submerged automobile.

If Sandra Fluke is outraged how powerless one feels turned away from the pharmacy counter unable to afford birth control, will she also campaign against regulations requiring our drivers license numbers be uploaded into a government database in order to purchases over the counter decongestants?

Straight Out Of Central Casting

A screenwriter couldn’t pick a better name for a new Bond girl.

It seems sex addict Sandra Fluke’s name might correctly be pronounced “Fluk”?

So does make her mom “Mother Fluk”? Since she has such loose morals, does that make her a “cheap Fluk”?

If she really does go bankrupt from her acute promiscuity, would that make her a “worthless Fluk”?

If she falls down in the mud does that make her a “dirty Fluk”?

And most importantly, should she find herself alone in the dorm by herself, does that imply “Fluk herself”?

So if Sandra Fluke and Anthony Weiner ever got together, would the wedding invitation be pronounced "Fluk Weiner"? Maybe infamous AIDS activist Luke Sissyfag could serve as flower girl.

If there is no such things as absolute morality and there is nothing inherently wrong with sleeping around for money, why should anyone get upset if Rush Limbaugh insinuated a promiscuous woman is a whore? Isn’t the title nothing more than a job classification?

Sandra Fluke insists Rush Limbaugh's response to her consists of the kind of language men have traditionally used to silence women. Will she also heap condemnation on the kinds of things women say to control men such as threatening to call the police over nothing more than a raised voice or harsh tone?

If Obama assured Sandra Fluke that her parents ought to be proud of her, would Obama be proud if his own daughters spent their college years bouncing from bed to bed?

Speaker Of The House Proves He Lacks A Pair By Joining In Condemnation Of Limbaugh

The cover of the March 2012 issue of Christianity Today examines the state of Christian colleges. One of the headlines reads, “The Browning Of Campuses Catering To White Elites”. This is a euphemism claiming that these schools don’t pander enough to racial minorities by failing to brainwash students as to how they should feel guilty for being White and for holding all students irrespective of pigmentation to the same academic standard.

It’s not that Pat Buchanan is obsessed with race. He is merely advocating the survival of his own ethnicity or genetic kinsmen. That is the very same thing done by the leftist Jews wanting the commentator banned from the airwaves advocate for themselves but seek to deny to others. And what areas without White majorities are worth living in? Given the opportunity, usually even racial minorities rather live around White folks. So what will it be? Will you rather survive or rather be applauded as open-minded by liberal elites?

The God advocated by the Calvinist is an inherently schizophrenic deity. On the one hand, He commands sinners to repent and be saved. Yet despite supposedly being omniscient, God has apparently forgotten that He is the one pre-selecting whom will accept this salvation and whom will be tossed into Hell.

If flags were lowered to half-mast and the media ground to a screeching halt for Whitney Houston, shouldn't the same be done for Andrew Breitbart who actually accomplished something with his life?

In announcing his death, ABC News Radio insinuated that Andrew Breitbart pulled news out of context. In announcing the death of Walter Cronkite, did the network emphasize how he was often a dupe of the Soviet Union and a shill for the establishment of world government? And when Dan Rather passes, will it be pointed out how his bias against Republicans ran so deep that he failed to corroborate allegations against George W. Bush?

Virginia Representative Jim Moran is outraged that children might be exposed to an advertisement posted a Washington, DC subway station telling President Obama to go to Hell. Did the Congressman raise objections when advertisements for female condemns were plastered all over the nation capital’s bus fleet under the auspices of the “DC’s Doin It” campaign since he is so concerned for the purity of innocent eyes?

Why shouldn’t Sandra Fluke’s virtue be questioned when she confessed freely before Congress what a major league skank she is?

Contrary to Barbara Boxer, Rush Limbaugh did not say a woman was a bad person if she used birth control. She is a bad person if she experts other people to pay for it.

As much as the Georgetown law students are alleged to be fornicating, it certainly gives “bar exam” a whole new meaning.

If from criticism of Rick Santorum we are taught by our benighted archons that Satan does not exist, why is it wrong for an advertisement posted in a DC subway station to tell Obama to go to Hell? Because if Satan doesn't exist, shouldn't we also conclude that the clammy region of he netherworld is imaginary as well?

Regarding the Ohio school shooting, ABC News Radio claimed that good came of the tragedy because it brought the COMMUNITY together. I'd rather have my family member alive rather than neighbors getting all up in my business.

The cover of the March 2012 issue of Christianity Today examines the state of Christian colleges. One of the headlines reads, “The Browning Of Campuses Catering To White Elites”. This is a euphemism claiming that these schools don’t pander enough to racial minorities by failing to brainwash students as to how they should feel guilty for being White and for holding all students irrespective of pigmentation to the same academic standard.

Occupy Deadbeats Set Colorado Building Ablaze

Does Stephen Hawking Probe More Than The Mysteries Of Darkest Space?

Academics Call For Holocaust Against Newborns

Obama Operatives To Infiltrate Churches

PETA Confesses To Mass Animal Slaughter

What those opposing Santorum for his positions regarding carnality and alternative lifestyles really mean to say is that they believe everyone else but the responsible parties should pick up the tab for such licentiousness.

From the current election cycle regarding contraception and the like, it would be safe to conclude that the phrase "independent woman" is the new euphemism for "town tramp".

Academics Call For Holocaust Of Newborns

Will Frau Obama Commence Crusade Against Juvenile Juice Consumption?

Democratic Governors Urge Obama To Pursue Martial Law

Critics of Act of Valor, a film reportedly featuring actual Navy SEALS, claim those starring in the film should stick with what they know, calling into question the quality of the cinematic thespianism. Perhaps we citizens should remember to vocalize that same suggestion when actors proceed to lecture us on nearly every topic under the sun.

If it is racist for Benn & Jerry's to provide fortune cookies along with the company's flavor honoring Jeremy Linn, isn't it racist to expect these treats at a Chinese restaurant?

Hillary Sides With Rabble Killing American Soldiers Instead Of Republican Candidates

If the Muslims take over, at least someone will likely put a bag over the head of Hillary Clinton and we will never again have to gaze upon the visage of that contemporary Medusa.

Terrorist Sympathizers Disrupting Noonie Darwish Portrayed As Victims

Why shouldn't those disrupting a speech expect to get the snot knocked out of them?

Maybe a judge will recognize this as an inherent component of "Red Neck" culture if tantrums are to be legally applauded as an inherent component of an Islamic mindset?

Welfare Dregs Nearly Rampage Over Athletic Shoes

Maybe if those wanting the sonograms on their stomachs instead of up their HOOHAH had initially kept things on their stomach instead of up their HOOHAH, maybe they wouldn't be seeking an abortion.

WMAL's Brian Wilson said that he was opposed to mandatory medical procedures such as the proposed mandatory pre-abortion sonogram. Then shouldn't he also be opposed to DNA paternity tests designed to entrap deadbeat dads?

Joe Scarborough remarked that transvaginal sonograms weren't the way to win swing voters (in other words those wanting to hack their unborn babies to pieces without a smeared conscience). Neither was desegregating lunch counters and water fountains. But don't some human rights need to take precedence over others?

If he becomes Vice President, in his acceptance speech will Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell intend to thank the unborn children sacrificed as a result of his politically expedient waffling regarding pre-abortion sonograms?

If we are merely animalistic and materialistic why this insisting by those opposed to pre-abortion sonograms that bodily privates are imbued with an almost worshipful reverence?

If Obama apologized to Karzi over the burning of the Korans with Jihadist crib notes scribbled all over them, do the likes of the Taliban and the Afghan government intend to apologize over outrages perpetrated upon Christians. The only thing that Obama should have said in the letters is that, if the Afghan mobs didn't stop their rampaging, more than a few texts are going to be set aflame.

If good is epitomized by the supernatural personality referred to as "God", why should there not be a literal supernatural entity personifying evil? And if one is going to claim that actual evil does not exist, on what grounds does one insist it is wrong to mention the personification of evil in the consciousness known as "Satan"?

In a Tonight Show interview, in regards to Rick Santorum, Bill O'Reilly said we've all made "dopey" comments. Apparently, Santorum's were in regards to profoundly religious and spiritual matters. Didn't O'Reilly's consist of crank calls to women regarding his debauched fetishes?

If a White philanthropist donates significant sums of money to a museum commemorating the achievements and struggles of the White race but not a similar museum memorializing the history of all American people, wouldn't the philanthropist be considered racist? Then shouldn't Oprah Winfrey be considered as such?

Usually those most vociferous in denying the existence of Satan are the ones in most enthusiastic communion with the Prince of Darkness.

If Rick Santorum is to be grilled regarding his beliefs on the existence of Satan, shouldn't Mitt Romney be asked if he believes that if he avoids warmed liquids such as coffee, tea, and possibly even soup that he will one day be a god over his own planet?

If Rick Santorum is to be mocked for believing in the existence of Satan, shouldn't we poke even more fun at Mitt Romney for thinking the Old Deluder is actually Christ's slightly more naughty brother?

Those tramps outraged about Virginia's proposed pre-abortion transvaginal ultrasounds certainly weren't particular about what they were putting up there prior to seeking to engage in infanticide.

Santorum is correct. Leftist Protestantism is barely Christianity anymore. The very same thing could be said about leftwing Catholicism as well.

Quite revealing that Third World are savages in an uproar over the Koran burnings aren't saying much about the Jihadist crib notes scrawled across the sacred texts in question.

Interesting how sonograms required prior to an abortion procedure are categorized as “invasive” but the actual abortion procedure hacking the unborn child to pieces isn’t.

Rush Limbaugh insists getting sick won't likely ruin you financially if you lack health insurance. How can the average person even save up for $9000 per month nursing home care? Most of us don't make over $40 million per year or afford enough "recreational" oxycontin to kill an elephant.

Media Luciferians Condemn Santorum For Casting Satan In Sinister Light

Was Ron Paul Campaign Duped By George Soros?

Will Summer Youth Program Teach Students To Rampage In The Streets?

Will lessons include how to defecate on police cruisers, how to defile church buildings, and how to toss condoms at private school pupils?

Did Ron Paul's People Double Dip Travel Expenses?

Disney Security No Mickey Mouse Operation

Detentions For Petty Infractions Latest Revenue Raising Racket

School Lad Blacklisted As Racist For Expressing Cross Cultural Curiousity

Interesting we can't ask those that look different from us where they are from, but are we are suppose to fawn all over their cultures as superior to our own or have hand outs dug out our rear ends to lavish all over them.

Wonder if 50 years ago Americans would have thought the chief goal of NASA was to guarantee that Muslims felt good about that civilization's contributions to math and science with the Moon on the verge of being taken over by Red China?

If we can no longer say "chink in the armor" in order to show respect to Asians, perhaps we should abolish the phrase "honking the horn" or no longer refer to non-cookie baked snacks as "crackers" in order to render due homage to the White race

Will the likes of the Anti-Defamation League campaign to get the drama "Good Christian Bitches" removed from the airwaves with the same zeal with which the leftist group smeared Pat Buchanan?

How long would one remain alive if one produced versions of "Good Christian Bitches" featuring other world religions with an alacrity for suicide bombings and flying jetliners into skyscapers?

Obama Threatens Massive Tax Increase

Cornel West & Tavis Smiley Find Fornicating Jesus & Killing White Folks Humorous

Juvenile Lushes Threaten Reporter's Progeny

FBI Insists "Distasteful" Stereotypes Greater Threat Than Islamic Terrorists

Questioning Obama's Values Denounced

Some Mormons Less Cultic Than Others?

For obvious and justifiable reasons, a number of Evangelical leaders often cast a suspicious gaze at Mormon figures in American public life. After all, though the two systems of belief share a similar vocabulary at certain points and often both hold to traditionalist assumptions regarding social morality, these perspectives differ considerably regarding the nature of God as well as the origins and destiny of man.

However, the least that the orthodox Christian commenting on public affairs ought to do is to try and maintain some kind of consistent policy towards those advocating what could be considered a doctrinally questionable religious viewpoint. It seems that instead of basing such characterizations solely upon the beliefs such voices claim must take precedence above all other considerations, such analysis is often skewered in favor of those most likely to ensure that the particular pundit in question can retain a position as the water carrier of the entrenched political establishment.

For example, in his 9/16/11 commentary transcript, Cal Thomas mentions Rick Perry presenting his testimony before an audience at Liberty University. Thomas closes his brief analysis by concluding Perry's testimony isn't all that important beyond its existential value as it is more important how one's faith works itself out in a President's policies. Thomas astutely observers that believers have had the wool pulled over our eyes numerous times in terms of politicians saying one thing and doing another.

Thomas concludes, "But if Mitt Romney, a Mormon turns out to be better to defeat the President and advance policies with which most Evangelicals agree, then he should be the one the President's opponents get behind."

From the standpoint of an objective political calculation, Thomas is correct. However, since the publication of "Blinded By Might: Why The Religious Right Can't Save America" in which he and co-author Ed Dobson heaped criticism upon the Religious Right by exposing the shortcomings of Jerry Falwell and the Moral Majority (an organization both men saw from the inside), Thomas has gone out of his way to downplay the role conservative Christians ought to play in politics.

Since Thomas's coauthor went from a standpoint of being apolitical to losing his marbles by taking on the less than kept grooming habits of an Old Testament prophet insisting that the Scriptures insist that the only properly cast ballot had to be for Barack Obama, you'd think Thomas might have realized he might have been duped into castigating conservative Christians into a state of hyperpious quietism. However, it seems Thomas continues advocating this perspective selectively whenever he thinks doing so might win him a few scraps of dwindling recognition from media and Republican elites.

For whereas we are suppose to gleefully march behind Romney (Thomas no doubt in part so he can ask the former Massachusetts governor who does the candidate's cranial dye job), his tone regarding Glenn Beck, another prominent Mormon, is markedly different.

In the transcript of the 4/11/11 Cal Thomas commentary, the columnist warns, "Beck is not only a Mormon, he frequently drifts into universalism." Writing in particular to the news of Beck's ouster from Fox News, Thomas muses, "They come and they go in this business...and eventually flame out..Put not your trust in princes and kings. That goes for show hosts, too."

This from the very same media figure that just a few paragraphs back was getting all aboard the Romney express.

Evangelicals do need to be cautious regarding Mormon theology. For example, in his book "The Real America: Early Writings From The Heart & Heartland", Beck said a number of things that would make a true believer's hair stand on with goosebumps had it come from the lips of anyone else.

In one passage, Beck said that he thought the Trinity, the idea that the Godhead is composed of the three distinct personages of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, was laughable and that there was no such thing as Hell.

Which brings us to another point. It is interesting how Beck can ridicule the most profound belied and mystery of the greatest number of Christians in the world (that being those that grant assent to the ecumenical creeds such as the Nicene) but the entire Republican Party stands ready to burn at the stake a single pastor that dared enunciate as to why he would not be endorsing Mitt Romney for the nomination.

What the pastor said was technically correct. If Americans inclined themselves a bit more towards religious reflection, they would know that the word "cult" does not necessarily denote a sect that ultimately meets with a violent end as a result of authoritarian leadership as in the cases of Johnstown, Heaven's Gate, and the Branch Davidians.

A cult can be any group that splits off from one of the larger world religions and is distinct from the parental creed it has separated itself from by either renouncing the more orthodox formulations of a doctrine or by promulgating a new dogma or revelation that the more orthodox adherents of the larger faith cannot embrace in good conscience.

For example, Mormonism holds that God was once a man not all that different than the rest of us who worked his way up to that status and that we too can also one day become deities over our own little planets as well. Traditional Christianity holds to the idea, that Beck snidely derided, that God exists externally from everlasting to everlasting in the form of three distinct unified persons. God is complete in Himself and does not grow or learn over time as claimed by the Later Day Saints.

The prominence played by Mormonism in the 2012 election cycle has presented American Christians in general and Evangelicals in particular with a unique set of challenges. On the one hand, believers are obligated by Scripture to speak in a firm but loving manner in defense of their own beliefs while pointing out distinctively where that faith is incompatible with Mormonism. And on the other, in a constitutional republic recognizing the freedom of religion we each posses as individuals created in the image of God, Mormon citizens have every right to engage in the same forms of civic participation that all Americans enjoy and sense a profound duty towards.

by Frederick Meekins

Army Forces Men To Wear Fake Boobs In Training

Married to someone as slow and dull as Allan Greenspan, the talk of the strategically placed analgesic was probably the closest Andrea Mitchell has had to anything between the legs in years.

Interesting that a comical remark about an aspirin between the knees is an economical form of birth control is off color. I guess the hacked to pieces body of an aborted baby is, however, just the right shade.

With all this clamoring for free contraceptives, it seems woman are more obsessed with sex and what is between their legs than most men are.

Will Van Jones Seize Control Of The Democratic Party?

If leftist Jews can agitate to have Pat Buchanan removed from television, is it then proper to agitate to have leftist Jews removed from the airwaves?

Insightful Santorum Policy Tome Dismissed As "Mysterious"

To paraphrase Chesterton, in these times "common sense" is viewed as anything but common.

Interesting. By kicking Pat Buchanan out the door, MSNBC is admitting that Buchanan's thesis about the demise of the White race is so correct that it cannot be refuted in light of rational analysis.

If Jews are to be applauded for taking steps to preserve their own ethnicity & culture, shouldn't they applaud Pat Buchanan for doing the same for his?

Hope the Jews do realize that, to the likes of radical minorities, they just look for the most part like other White people.

Judeosupremacists Oust Pat Buchanan From MSNBC

Certainly lays to rest the notion about the "you-know-whos" controlling the media.

Uncensored Writing Not So Uncensored After All

Does Glenn Beck's Latest Campaign Dangerously Blur Theological Distinctives?

Public School Chorus Sings Song In Praise Of Allah

Even if "Allah" is simply the Arabic word for God, we speak English in America.

Can we sing a German tune with the word "Fuehrer" in it when we simply mean a leader?

Jews Reassert That They Are To Remain The Most Pandered To False Religion Around

Sodomite Priest With AIDS Stages His Own Execution

Food Gestapo Deems Chicken Nuggets Healthier Than Ham & Cheese

Is this about nutrition or about manipulating us into Shariah law without even realizing it?

Hypereducated Calls For The Abolition Of Traditional Literacy

Did HBO Producers Abuse Horses?

Obama Funnels Environmental Funds To Hamas Terrorists

Audio: Those Denying Resurrection Keep Religious Language To Spread Deception

In a CSPAN interview, leftwing commentator Bill Press jumped down the throat of a caller for saying "Democrat Party" rather than "Democratic Party". Press snapped that proper English be spoken. Is he going to be as vehement about English being made the official language and that concessions to bilingualism be abolished?

Malcontents Usurping Vatican Authority?

Will High Taxes Outsource Wallace & Gromit?

Government Denies Existence Of Morgellon's Disease

A CBS sweepstakes is offering a colonoscopy as the grand prize. This is no doubt a sign of things to come under Obamacare where once commonplace procedures will become increasing rationed. Eventually, game show prizes will consist of bandages and aspirin.

Airport security might be privatized. Does this mean that authorized molesters will now be so good looking we won't mind if they fondle our bosoms & our crotches?

Are Vatican Leftists Plotting To Assassinate The Pope?

Has news of the invention of the fishing pole and net yet reached Hillybilly Handfishers? The next hit cable show will probably consist of those that hunt alligators by sticking their limbs into the mouths of the massive reptiles. Producers could probably find someone from either the deepest South or the New York metropolitan area stupid enough to do it.

The Golden Corral chocolate fountain looks like a health hazard waiting to happen. I can imagine the roaches and the rats each night taking a leisurely dip after the establishment closes. If diners can dip a piece of fruit into a chocolate fountain, just think what else they are sticking in their. I doubt they are given a crash course in proper food handling techniques before being allowed to plunge on in.

At the behest of Frau Obama, Pentagon officials are changing the chow at U.S. military bases around the world. Shouldn't those willing to die for their country be allowed to eat what they want?