Is Piers Morgan Cross With Madonna's Buns?

Refers to an incident between the celebrities dating to the 90's.

Food Fascists To Clamp Down On Salt Intake

Government Vampires Suck Every Last Penny From The Bereaved

Why should the Indian witchdoctor at the Tuscon memorial be applauded for simply claiming he is Mexican?

Republicans Brownnose Hispanics

Sell Naming Rights To Tackle Overwhelming National Debt

It was stated on Fox News that each family's share of the national debt is approximately $45,000.

In the attempt to make the amount more manageable, perhaps naming rights could be sold to various government landmarks or agencies in a manner similar to the way corporations currently purchase the ones to athletic stadiums.

For example, the Lincoln Memorial could be renamed “the Lincoln Mercury Lincoln Memorial”.

Social Security checks and statements could have boldly emblazoned across them “Brought to you by Depends Undergarments” or the name of a prominent retirement community in a given area.

The Capitol Building could have a giant Pepsi logo painted on it for the right price.

Prominent national parks could be sold off or contracted out as Disney resorts provided the Magic Kingdom agreed to leave these land holdings in a state close to natural. Given the levels to which gas prices are expected to rise over the coming years, it’s not like anyone other than the elites are going to be able to travel to enjoy these treasures anyway.

Since it has been hinted at in occultic circles that the Washington Monument is actually a gigantic phallus, it could be renamed “Trojan’s Washington Monument”.

Of course in each of these cases, steps could be taken to ensure that corporate influence would be limited to advertising and image purposes only.

Still distasteful and undignified?

Of course it is; but it less so than your children starving to death for lack resources available to feed them, being conscripted into Red Chinese slave labor factories, or having to surrender the nation’s daughters to Arab harems in the attempt to settle astronomical debt.

by Frederick Meekins

It is classic Communist tactic during "reeducation" to berate someone and then forbid them to defend themselves. This is what is being done to Sarah Palin.

Public Educator Defends Vagina Dance As Kinesthetic Learning

Will Neighborhood Eccentrics Be Rounded Up As Part Of Mental Health POGROMS

Leftist Rabble Denounce Sarah Palin For Defending Herself

Renowned Lush Returns To Noxious Liquids

Tolerancemongers Issue Death Threats For Exposing Martin Luther King's Historical Record

Same mental deadbeats that want talk radio banned for being "incendiary".

A quote often attributed to the NEA defines mental illness as an allegiance to the Founding Fathers, parents, belief in a supernatural being, and the sovereignty of the United States. Before we go along with liberals in agreeing that firearms should be kept from the mentally ill, it needs to be deliberately clarified where they stand on the above definition.

Denying firearms to the mentaly unstable is all well and good. But what will leftist elites define as mentally unstable?

Huffington Insinuates The Rules Are For The Lesser People

Observations Regarding The History Channel’s “Prophets Of Doom”

On the History Channel special "Prophets Of Doom", most of the talking heads assembled to discuss a number of the scenarios potentially instigating the collapse of the United States insisted that the nation must return to a system of localized agriculture.

Interestingly, though, none of the gathered researchers and theoreticians looked like they would be all that much into manual labor.

So I guess in their thinking, it will be up to you to give up your standard of living. They, on the other hand, will get to become the new feudal lords still sitting around thinking what by then will be useless kinds of thoughts while you will be the one toiling away in the fields.

Though an intellectually stimulating program and discussion, one couldn’t help but notice the hypocrisy of the analysts filmed driving around in their automobiles lamenting how human beings should have never been allowed to advance to the level of technology that we now enjoy.

Interesting how the old bald guy with the earring gripping about the decline of fossil fuel supplies never said a word about part of that crisis resulting from legislative and bureaucratic prohibitions against exploring for and developing new sources of oil within our own borders and off our own shores where other world powers are beginning to stake a claim.

If those assembled were suppose to be such experts about the threats that could lay waste to modern civilization, how come not a single word was raised regarding electromagnetic pulse weapons?

by Frederick Meekins

If citizens are to be denied high-capacity ammunition magazines, shouldn't police and military forces be denied them as well?

If talk radio should be banned because it sparks violent feelings, how come watching 3/4's naked people humping in the sack doesn't make people unduly horny?

Westboro Baptists Claim 9 Year Old Shooting Victim Got What She Deserved

Celebrated Vagrant Detained By Police

Raving Democrat Claims Recitation Of Constitution Sparked Shooting

Oprah Open To Certain Demographics Utilizing The N-Word

Tweets Regarding The Arizona Shooting Tragedy

An assassination attempt was made against an Arizona Congresswoman. What freedoms will Americans be coerced into surrendering as a result? In a press conference, the sheriff there has already blamed talk radio for the tragedy.

A Fox News talking head made a fuss about Gabrielle Giffords being the first Jewish woman elected to Congress from Arizona. Would the assassination attempt be less tragic if it had been on a Christian man?

In analyzing the shooting of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, blame is not placed on the gunmen for this evil deed but on politics becoming “too personal”. But aren’t the liberals the one that made it that way in their efforts to control every facet of existence?

Maybe political rhetoric would not have grown so intense if the government had done its job of securing the borders and minding its own business as to what type of toilets we have in our homes, what kind of lightbulbs we decide to illuminate them with and what kind of food we decide to stick in our mouths.

The shooting of Arizona representative Gabrielle Giffords is tragic. Too bad there isn't as much outrage over illegal aliens murdering, raping, and looting the average citizens of that state. Perhaps the Speaker of the House ought to make a statement that an attack on any run of the mill American is an attack on all Americans, not just when these horrors befall the ruling elites.

An ABC news report reveals that the shooter of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords listed The Communist Manifesto as one of his favorite books and didn’t make it past the urinalysis in his attempts to enlist in the military, essentially meaning he was strung out on dope. It has also been learned that the gunmen had constructed an occult altar on his parents' property. Seems he has more in common with Obama voters than members of the Tea Party.

A fuss is being made that the gunmen's Satanic altar was in a camouflage tent. Would the hyperfeminized media have pointed out its coloration if it had been pink with lacy frills?

If all men are created equal, the murderous Arizona scumbag deserves no more of a stiffer sentence for killing the federal judge than he does for the young girl or senior citizens he murdered.

Is Congress really postponing scheduled business to focus on the tragedy or merely using this as an excuse for an extended weekend that few will have the gonads to question?

Will the tragic AZ shooting serve as the Reichstag Fire in the attempt to abolish the Internet, Talk Radio, and the First Amendment? Of course, in the New World Order that will likely spring from this, merely raising such a suggestion will likely get one incarcerated in the near future.

Stenny Hoyer claims Gifford's astronaut husband wants the nation's political rhetoric toned down. News flash to Hoyer, while sympathetic to the Congresswoman's plight, this isn't the 1950's anymore. There is no reason compelling Americans to defer without question to the preferences to an astronaut.

If astronauts are going to preach to us from the Space Station as to what we can say, does that mean preachers can now run the space program from their pulpits?

And what if we refuse to "tone down our rhetoric", which means conservatives are expected to silence ourselves. Not many ways legitimately around "Congress shall make no law..." unless you plan to repeal it.

Does the government intend to establish a Bureau of Verbal Tone & Infliction to objectively determine what rhetoric "needs to be toned down" or has crossed the line?

An Associated Press story claims the scumbag shooter was noted for being "confrontational, nonlinear, and obsessed with how words create reality". So basically, he was indistinguishable from the average postmodernist university literature professor.

If Congresswoman Giffords had been 15 to 20 years older than she is now, the policy wonks behind the Obama healthcare legislation she voted for might not see her worthy of the heroic actions taken to save her innocent life.

If the Arizona Tragedy is to serve as justification for additional gun control, does that mean Gabrielle Giffords should have her gun confiscated because someone else shot her?

The crazed Tucson sheriff claims that the shooting of Representative Giffords was a result of the Arizona ID law intended to crackdown on illegal alien criminals. So basically, citizens thinking that those the world doesn’t come to a screeching halt over when befalling a horrible tragedy are as valuable in terms of their basic humanity and thus worthy of the same protection as the vaunted members of the executive, legislative, and judicial branches of government are the ones responsible for this act of terrorism.

It has been projected that energy bills are expected to triple. Before it's all over with, overheated rhetoric is about the only warmth Americans may be left with as no one will be able to afford gas or lights.

by Frederick Meekins

Misbehaving Students Targetted As Source Of Government Revenue

Gunman Loughner Schooled In Revolution By Obama's Master

Does the government intend to establish a Bureau of Verbal Tone & Infliction to objectively determine what rhetoric "needs to be toned down" and has crossed the line?

How Long Until Famed Vagabond Returns To Skid Row?

Obama Conspires To Triple Electric Bills

Overheated rhetoric is about the only heat Americans will be left with before it's all over with as no one will be able to afford gas and lights.

Was Loughner A Devil Worshipper?

An ABC news report reveals that the shooter of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords listed The Communist Manifesto as one of his favorite books and didn’t make it past the urinalysis in his attempts to enlist in the military, essentially meaning he was strung out on dope. Seems he has more in common with Obama voters than members of the Tea Party.

The shooting of Arizona representative Gabrielle Giffords is tragic. Too bad there isn't as much outrage over illegal aliens murdering, raping, and looting the average citizens of that state. Perhaps Boehneer ought to make a statement that an attack on any run of the mill American is an attack on all Americans, not just when these horrors befall the ruling elites.

Fuss made that Gabrielle Giffords was the 1st Jewish woman elected to Congress from Arizona. Would the tragedy be less sad if it befell a Christian man?

An assasination attempt was made against an Arizona Congresswoman. What freedoms will Americans be coerced into surrendering as a result. In a press conference, the sheriff there has already blamed talk radio for the tragedy.

Whites Tire Of Democrats' Crap

400 Turtledoves Plop Out Of The Italian Sky

Promoting her book on “The O’Reilly Factor”, Roseanne Barr declared that she is a socialist. Then shouldn’t all the proceeds be confiscated by the government? Or, rather, like the majority of leftists is this aging sow only publically minded when it comes to other people’s money? The communal work farm she proposed sounded disturbingly like Jonestown

Ted Nugent claims Sarah Palin not ready for the Presidency . As someone whose primary skill is strumming his instrument, isn't he even less qualified than the average garbage man to be offerring policital advice? At least the garbage men know about providing a government service. Shouldn't the Ingram Doctrine of "Sh...ut Up And Sing" be invoked against this celebrity?

China To Show The World Their's Is Bigger Than Everybody Else's

Filthy Illegals Exposed

Does John Edwards Intend To Wed Concubine?

Kirk Cameron Bores Anderson Cooper A New One

Isn't an incendiary device to a bomb what a fetus is to a baby. Both the same thing but authorities obfuscating with euphemisms in order to placate politically correct demographics of the population know to fly into rampages?

Robert Gibbs resigns as Obama's Press Secretary to go on the speaking circuit. Who'd shell out money to hear that buffoon drone on? At least with Kissienger you would get to hear something you could pick apart or analyze while attempting to listen.

Seems my Huckleberry Finn prophecy has come to pass in the span of a day or a mere matter of hours. During the reading of the Constitution, parts of the document such as the 3/5th Compromise deemed offensive were omitted from the public reading for fears of being offensive. Will clauses referring to the Freedom of Religion, the Right to Bear Arms, and the Takings Clause be deliberately overlooked in future years during this exercise?

A crazed Christian Reconstructionist, in a number of Facebook posts, apparently thinks the mass of (as of yet) unexplained) fish die offs of birds and fish in the South East is a laughing matter. How does he know that groups of human beings in that region aren't going to be the next group of creatures to keel over unexpectedly? If such a tragedy were to occur and provided his own family didn't rank among the victims, he'd be the type of ass clown to say such victims got what they deserved as a part of God's judgment.

R.C. Sproul "Jr" is scheduled to speak at the Family Economics Conference 2011. Wonder if his presentation includes how to illegally use tax identification numbers & threatening members of his congregation that have considered leaving his church. Seems he is an expert at those tactics.

If the "n-word" can be removed from Huckleberry Finn because it offends when pulled from its literary & historical context, what is to prevent similar editorial decisions from being made in reference to words found in the Bible such as "damn", "hell", "sin" and "sodomite"?

Hispanosupremacists Deny Free Speech To Those They Disagree With

Kosovo Prime Minister Accused Of Organ Harvesting

Guess Dick Cheney will have to look elsewhere for his heart transplant victim.

Democrats Declare Reading The Constitution A Fetish

So as the party of deviants, I guess there is at least one perversion the Democrats won't extend special rights to.

If the "n-word" can be expunged from Huck Finn, does that mean we can cut the needless sex scenes from other works of literature since they are less central to the plot than that word is to the Mark Twain narrative?

Islamists Declare War Against Santa Claus

Is The Muslim Brotherhood Infilitrating CPAC

Pseudoephedrine Restrictions Nothing To Sneeze At

Each winter without out fail, the flu sends millions to the local pharmacy in search of some kind of relief. However, it won’t be this pesky virus that will give you a headache and make your stomach churn.

In order to purchase pseudoephedrine, consumers must now produce a photo ID (something that is apparently an outrage to require illegal aliens to do when accused of a crime) with these details added into a computer database tracking how much and often you purchase this perfectly legal substance. It is claimed that this procedure is necessary as a result of the meth epidemic sweeping across the country since pseudoephedrine is an ingredient used to make this drug.

While methamphetamine might be illegal, pseudoephedrine is not and is available over the counter in smaller doses. If the nanny state wants to restrict access to this substance, why not make it unavailable in its entirety without a prescription or enact an outright prohibition all together.

It could be argued that there are already restrictions on other products deleterious to bodily health such as cigarettes and booze. However, the regulations stipulating how these products are to be dispersed are not part of the Patriot Act nor are (as far as I know since I have never purchased either) the details of the photo ID necessary to purchase them entered into a computer database.

And at least with a six pack of beer, you can actually caresses or fondle the package before finalizing the purchase. Simple cold pills are now concealed behind the counter and one must bow and scrape before authorities in order to be granted access to them, no doubt as part of yet another training exercise to further condition a once free people into acquiescing control over additional areas of their lives to the technocrats wielding power.

What is to prevent these kinds of restrictions from being applied to additional legal products “our betters” have deemed communally irresponsible? For while shoppers have to surrender their most private information just for a bit of sinus relief, condoms hang on the wrack just a few aisles away with anyone free to thumb through them.

Americans are constantly reminded that we must endure these embarrassing indignities for the sake of public health. If that is the case, then why shouldn’t we be required to produce a marriage license before being permitted to purchase a prophylactic?

After all, in the case of decongestants, we are being inconvenienced because of the small percentage that abuse a legitimate product. Then shouldn’t similar safeguards be put in place in reference to a product that, whether we want to admit it or not, all of us could be tempted into using illicitly? After all, in terms of the costs, fornication likely surpasses the expense caused by abused Sudafed tablets as evidenced by the lives shattered by sexually transmitted diseases, welfare payments to unwed mothers, and the conception of the next generation of meth addicts who will end up strung out on this chemical trash because their parents are to busy out whoring around rather than raising the babies they have made.

Some may not care one way or the other if the government steps in to regulate either of these errant behaviors, thinking that their own exemplary character will prevent them from falling under the surveillance of government operatives. However, even though at this moment this manner of draconian regulation is directed towards behaviors most would consider social pathologies, it won't be long until this kind of bureaucratic procedure is applied to other basic human behaviors no sane person would have any qualms about.

According to a piece of legislation at one time submitted to the Mississippi legislature, it would be illegal for a licensed restaurant to serve obese patrons. Some are quick to point out that the measure quickly died in light of the public outcry against it.

Maybe so for now. But does anyone honestly believe that this will be the last time we hear something like this?

This measure or something like it will be proposed again and again in legislative bodies across the country until it is no longer news and is quietly enacted without much fanfare. Or, as in the case of homosexuality and assorted abridgments of liberty such as high taxes and government agents interrogating you over how many toilets you have in your home, most Americans will still oppose the advance of these policies within their own hearts and minds but their resistance will be so eroded that the will just accept the regimented status quo without much protest. The dispirited will conclude there is little point in speaking up anyway.

Preventing drug abuse is an important health policy concern. However, no legitimate interest is served by treating the entire population as potential suspects without a single hint of probable cause.

by Frederick Meekins

Parents Exploit Transvestite Tike

Birds Continue Dropping From Southeastern Skies

Jesus depicted as Che on the Dec 13th issue of 12/13/10. See how long you'll last if you draw Muhammad that way.

Democrats Call To Ignore Constitution

The "gates of heaven" scene in the film adaptation of Voyage of the Dawn Treader was quite moving. Some of the ultrapious will probably lecture the rest of us as to the shortcomings of the characters for preferring to return to the regular world rather than adventuring on to "Aslan's country" when provided with the opportunity. However, perhaps the greater truth is that we do not desire such a pilgrimage before it is our intended time.

If Ed Rendell thinks it is wussification to cancel a game for count of snow, perhaps he will slip on the ice and shatter a hip or have a loved one die in a traffic accident on an iced road.

Would Obama even give a tinker's darn about Michael Vick if that piece of NFL ghetto trash wasn't Black?

Obama congratulates Michael Vick. So in Il Duce's eyes, some dogs are not worthy of the love lavished upon the Kennedy son of a bitch living at the White House.

National Shrine Altar

Quite revealing that the scenes in 24 that liberals object to are those where Jack Bauer is socking it to terrorists rather than ones where a representative of the government is seizing property from innocent civilians as epitomized by Bauer's carjacking of the waitress in season 1.

Is sickening the hoops one has to jump through just to sell second hand junk and crafts at a flea market in a way that doesn't bring the jackboots knocking down the door.

Tax codes have almost next to nothing to do about raising revenue. Rather, they are nooses stangling the last glimmers of independence and self-sufficiency from people that are no longer free but not yet quite aware of that grim truth.

Would Deficit Panel Impose Sanctions Upon Itself?

The deficit reduction commission was a panel charged with suggesting way to curtail America’s decline into paupery.

Foremost among these ranked increasing the retirement age to nearly 70 years. If such a proposal were ever enacted, it would be the first time in decades that the ruling elites have taken Biblical revelation into consideration.

You see, the Good Book teaches that that is about the end of the human lifespan and anything beyond that is usually categorized as a descent into suffering.

To state things bluntly, dear readers, the government eventually plans to cross its fingers hoping that you will just die on the job.

But whereas you will be extolled the glories and delight of sacrifice, it is doubtful the same will be required by the likes of those seated on the commission.

For example, the co-chair of this panel was retired Senator Allan Simpson. As part of the sacrifice we are all expected to shoulder with a smile, has Allan Simpson forsaken the benefits the members of that deliberative body have been known to accumulate once they leave it?

So before we ever cut back on the elderly tottering along the edges of destitution, perhaps we should curtail the lavish benefits extended to those elevated to membership in the federal legislative body already millionaires to begin with or whom often use their time in elected office as springboards to additional fortunes, accolades, and honors.

Perhaps better yet, lets abolish Congressional salaries all together. Then those entering these national halls will be more prone to depart from them under their own power long before they have to be pushed out in a wheelchair.

by Frederick Meekins

A hyperfundamentalist has posted that holiness is legalism to the liberal. However, not all examples of legalism equate with misunderstood holiness. Wearing a ball cap with the brim forward or a collared shirt only makes you a person wearing a cap with a brim forward of a collared shirt. If you are aroused over a shirt without a collar with all other significant portions of the anatomy concealed, you are the one with the serious mental problem.

An article in an edition of Nieman Reports, a publication of a journalism foundation at Harvard, titled "There's More To Being A Journalist Than Hitting The Publish Button" laments how the rise of blogs and social media has resulted in "ignorance, anger, and anti-elitism". In other words, the duped masses simply doing as they are told are on the verge of dwindling.

Afrosupremacists Condemn Haley Barbour

Ragheads Target Food Supply

Government Hints At Expanding The Definition Of Actionable Child Abuse

Garbagemen Trained As FBI Spies

Deer Rescuers Fined For Exposing Fire Department Cowardice

Christmas Polar Bear

Delaware Church

Congressman Threatens Violence Unless Free Speech Abolished

Did Anti-Defamation League Get Ventura FEMA Expose Flushed Down The Memory Hole

Given that Jews don't usually fair to well in mass detention facilities, you'd think they'd want this kind of reality exposed.

Mt. Olivet Cemetary Chapel

Advent Lutheran Church

Red Zion Church

Cogitating Gnomes

Elven Sock Monkeys

Cops Detain Man Freed By Court, Court Not Overly Concerned

Michael Vick wants a dog. If sex offenders that have served their sentences are relegated to tent cities on the outskirts of society in order to protect children from these perverts reoffending, then this piece of human excrement (who doesn't even rise to the level of a son of a bitch since that would be an insult to canines everywhere) shouldn't be allowed to have a dog.

Is The Periodic Table Fraudlent?

In comments at the National Cathedral, theologian Harvey Cox remarked that the moving of the Spirit today eludes creedal formulation. Isn't that statement itself a creedal formulation?

Obama Demands You Die In Place During A Nuclear Attack

As they whisk his sorry rear to an undergound fortress. Many other countries have prepared such shelters for common citizens. But not the United States. A nuclear incident will be a way to remove the excess population of one of the nation's whose people would stand the most against the New World Order.

Obama Plots To Create Life In His Own Image

Does Prison Fellowship Give Christmas Gifts To Crime Victims' Children?

The annual Prison Fellowship Angel Tree direct fundraising letter has arrived in the mailboxes of Christians across the nation.

On a positive note, the ministry didn't role out the organization's usual sob letter supposedly written by a convict, incarcerated for a sentence of about nine years, asking for a handout for his daughter.

I guess if they had continued repeatedly sending the same plea as they have done year after year since at least 2005, the discerning would have realized it was nearly time for this deadbeat to be released.

Thing is, this year's appeal still left much to be desired.

One woman is quoted as saying, "It was hard to see...him [her father] in prison...Angel Tree just showed us that he was thinking about us while he was there."

Perhaps all well and good. But what is Angel Tree doing for the children of victims no longer able to let their children know that they are thinking about them thanks to a number of the very same convicts Prison Fellowship no doubt depicts as being put behind bars by an inequitable criminal justice system rather than by felonious misdeeds?

by Frederick Meekins

Father Accused Of Abuse For Feeding Children Organic Food

Government Censors Ventura FEMA Camp Expose

Since TSA government molestors are sticking their hands into the underpants of airline passengers, if possible the victims should either urinate or release gas when they are attacked in this fashion.

Liberals Pat Themselves On The Back For Allowing Blacks To Reside In Their Presence

84 Million Mexicans To Be Granted Special Border Crossing Status

In regards to the Department of Homeland Security program urging shoppers to report suspicious activity: are Americans going to be given guidelines of what to look for or are you going to get a knock at the door in the middle of the night because some pissant cashier thinks the quantity of a sale item you purchased is peculiarly large?

Butch Napolitano wants the nation's shoppers to report suspicious activity they see taking place in the stores of America. Does this include procuring with Food Stamps the most expensive cuts of meat regular working people can't afford?

Maybe John Boehner weeps when he thinks about America's children because he ponders the craphole futures they will likely have thanks in part to liberal harpies such as Barbara Walters & Joy Behar.

If Barbara Walters thinks men shouldn't cry, perhaps we should return to the era where mouthy, uppity women like her got a good backhand across the side of the face for leaving the kitchen.

Is Miley Cyrus A Dope Fiend?