Obama Supporters Embrace Ahmadinejad

Americans Wallow In Religious Ignorance

Just as much blame needs to be placed on the nation's churches for teaching all this COMMUNITY, COMMUNITY, COMMUNITY garbage these days instead of actual religious and theological doctrine.

Cover of the 8/4/2010 edition of Time Magazine depicting a sprawled out pregnant woman needing a few more clothes is accompanied by the headline "How the first nine months shape the rest of life". So unless the periodical also comes out condemning abortion, they are lending endorsement to premeditated homicide if they are now admitting that children inside the womb are indeed alive.

Did UFO's Undermine America's Nuclear Deterrent?

Regarding Revelation 16's 2nd Bowl Judgment. KJV says every living soul in the sea died. This is interpreted to include the fish as well. Therefore, does that mean fish have souls and as fellow vertebrates wouldn't this include the mammals as well? Their's might be qualitatively & ontologically different than ours, but doesn't the passage demand that the Biblical Christian ackowledge that animals have souls?

UN Appoints Ambassabor To Extraterrestrials

Technically, on what grounds would Glenn Beck's website have to hold this idea up to ridicule? As a Mormon in good standing, he believes that God Himself was once a man from the planet Kolob. To find out more, (and I kid you not) just watch both the original version of Battlestar Galactica as well as the newer.

Because the preponderance of students achieved standardized assessment benchmarks, the principal of Bladensburg Elementary dressed as a giant wiener and allowed students to squirt condiments such as catsup, mustard, and relish all over her. Perhaps the taxpayer-subsidized school lunch program needs to be curtailed sinc...e no one enrolled there is near starvation if food can be spared for such deliberate waste.

An analyst on MSNBC categorized Tea Party activists as a bunch of mental patients. Tea Partiers are less deranged than Chris Matthews and the Obamarotic tingle pulsating through his leg.

Costner Seeks Government Handout

Tramp Booted From Sesame Street

Thought Police Turn Britian Into A Cogniative Dictatorship

Stephen Colbert in character is to testify before Congress on immigration. Does that mean we can have Jack Bauer address our elected officials on terrorism or Fox Mulder as to the prevasiveness of the extraterrestrial infiltration of our government?

Obama Doesn't Give A Damn If You Die In A Terrorist Attack

School Girl Sentenced To Multiday Detention For Possessing Jolly Rancher

The girl was told to write an essay as to why what she did was wrong.  What if she did not see the act as inherently wrong?

Parking Tickets Laced With Yoga Propaganda

One might assume that Jennifer Lopez is the replacement judge for Paula Abdul on American Idol. Such a judgement might be mistaken. Given his level of drug useage, it might actually be Steven Tyler filling the role once held by Paula.

General Orders The Ranks To Embrace Sodomites

The women exhausted from defending Obama has gotten what she deserves. The thing is though, she and her ilk have dragged a significant percentage down with them.

Is The Equinox A Scientific Fraud?

Jimmy Carter Shoves His Nose Up His Own Rearend

At the Institute On The Constitution's October 1st Friday event discussing the qualificiations for holding government office, the organization should clarify statements made by one of its spokesman about putting to death leaders of non-Calvinistic sects referred to as "false prophets" & what political rights/opportunities they think ought to be denied women & others not belonging to recognized Calvinistic churches.

Father Charged With Disorderly Conduct For Confronting Bullies

And will the adolescent pissants be charged with anything as well? Will probably end up getting a fat welfare check instead.

Government Perverts To Grill You As To What Goes On Between Your Legs

Apparently liberals are abandoning the notion that what goes on in the bedroom is no one else's business.

Consolmagno Would Rather Baptize An Alien Than Applaud Intelligent Design

Saw a Facebook post about a street preacher that disrupted a church service that began to play Christian rock. How is that godlier than the vile music? One can register one's disagreement in other ways, especially these days in light of advances in technology as evidenced by the facebook status update. If all else f...ails, just walk out, leaving the church (rather than yourself) the one looking like a public ass.

Obamacare Hoping To Slide By On Fewer Appendectomies

Wonder if the Obama whelps would be put on hold for 12 hours or is that something we aren't suppose to talk about?

Joseph Farah Exposes Glenn Beck's Inconsistencies

Interesting how the leftist media will ridicule someone for having repented of witchcraft as if it doesn't exist but will herald it as an alternative, enlightened form of spirituality when it is adovated in mainstream cultural dialogue. You don't hear them snickering at J.K. Rowling.

Obama Plots To Send Military Doctors On A Baby-Killing Spree

Delaware Candidate Confronts Marxist Past

If O'Donnell is to be mocked for her youth as she went from dappling in witchcraft to embracing Christian morality, shouldn't we also poke fun at someone who went from being a Republican to an avowed Marxist?

From a Christian Reconstructionists remarks, one gets the impression that the government /eccesliastical rulers are suppose to now enforce criminal sentences on mental adultery/fornication. And how is this to be enforced; will we be forced to wear mandatory blood pressure monitors? Would the Reconstructionists sentence such violators to death along with "false prophets" such as Glenn Beck?

CNN to create a video montage of Black choirs singing "The Blood Will Never Lose Its Power". As a network created by rabid theophobe and atheist Ted Turner, will this be a testament to the power of Christ's blood or warped into a statement of racial solidarity?

Montana Perverts Seek To Poision Young Minds With Graphic Sexual Details

Montana Perverts Seek To Poision Young Minds With Graphic Sexual Details

Eleanor Homes Norton Caught Requesting Donation Of Questionable Repute

Dawkins & Hitchens Call For The Pope's Arrest

Van Jones Bent On Destroying Fox News

Teen Invokes First Amendment To Justify Looking Like A Heathen

Guess DC mayoral candidate Vincent Gray's vision of "One City" doesn't include much of a role for White folks since these were made the scapegoat and villian of his campaign.

Police Stand By As Family Raped, Murdered, Set On Fire

Likely stuffing their faces with doughuts. Bet if the father had blown off the heads of these scumbag criminals, the police would have gone in to arrest the man defending his family.

In coverage of a lunatic possessing body armor believed to be a threat to the President, it was remarked one should not be allowed to threaten the President. And that is absolutely correct. But shouldn’t it be as much a crime to threaten all of America as a whole? As such, the Ground Zero Imam should be taken into custody as well.

A kook suspected of threatening the President is being charged in part with illegally possessing body armor. So basically, the police are allowed to protect themselves from homicidal miscreants but we as citizens are not allowed to protect ourselves from homicidal miscreants which easily include errant police. Since no one is harmed if an individual owns a bullet proof vest since the vest alone cannot be used as an implement of violence, a free citizen would be allowed to own a bullet proof vest.

Salvatore Giunta is the first living recipient of the Medal of Honor since the Vietnam War. Wonder how many other soldiers named John Smith have acted as valiantly but whose names were not alluringly exotic enough to merit such public accolades.

Redskin Condemned For Insisting Women Gawk At Men's Winkies If Given The Opportunity

Given the way the NFL apologizes for these basic observations about life and human nature, they won't have a set for very long.

Shackups & Queers Living In Sin Increasingly Viewed As Valid Families

Lass Booted From Cheerleading Squad For Refusing To Act Like A Tramp

Identity Theft Conspiracy Sought To Discredit Theory Of Dead Sea Scrolls

Guess there is no limit to the lengths some nerds might go to make a point.

Is The Lutheran Church Missouri Synod Embracing The New Age & Emergent Movements?

So if Focus on The Family has altered its abstinence curriculum to cury the favor of Chinese Communist overlords, does that mean there will be an episode of the audio drama of Adventures in Odyssey assuring the kiddies its OK to compromise your values and to deny the Lord when it suits our higher purpose?

Has Focus On The Family Turned Its Back On Christ To Smooch Red Chinese Backside?

At Least Marie Antoinette Would Let Us Have Cake

During his campaign for the presidency, Barack Obama lamented the tendency of Americans to eat what we want, drive SUV's, and keep our homes climate controlled at 70 degrees. Some will observe that I have already published a number of columns regarding the aforementioned sentiment. And I will continue to do so for as long as the Obama's hypocritically admonish to the minutest detail how we are to live lives of sacrificial austerity for the sake of the COMMUNITY while they themselves wallow in opulent luxury.

According to NBCBayArea.com, the President attended a fundraiser in California primarily for the benefit of Senator Barbara Boxer. Despite likely expending more in fossil fuels to reach his destination than the average suburbanite does puttering around town in a Ford Explorer or Jeep Cherokee, the opulence did not stop there.

When most regular Americans have a get together, they usually have cheese whiz and maybe Dominoes Pizza if they really feel like splurging. Such provisions, however, aren't quite good enough for those that not only think they are better than the rest of us but that it is their place to run our own lives as well.

According to SFGate.com, those paying over $17,000 per person to attend the fundraiser held at the Getty Mansion ingested quail eggs and caviar, salmon, avocado on tortilla chips, and Kobe beef short ribs with potatoes. For desert, those gathered had buckwheat crepes with roasted cherries and almond ice cream. If one is what one eats, wouldn't that now make Obama "buckwheat" with one granted linguistic amnesty from being denounced as racist since one would simply be making a dietary observation.

As the type that expect to be praised and heralded for all that they do, the Obamas's didn't start a vegetable garden at the White House as a way to relax by poking around in the dirt at the end of the day. Rather, to the First Lady especially, the very bounty of the Good Lord's earth is to be co-opted for the purposes of scolding the American people as to our ways deemed errant in the eyes of contemporary world Bolshevism.

One of the obvious reasons behind the garden is to rub the noses of the American parents in the nutritional insufficiencies of what they decide to feed their children. For example, should the social conditioning proposed by Frau Obama fully take hold, feeding your kids short ribs and ice cream all in the same meal will probably be grounds for a visit from social services should the neighbors catch wind of it.

The symbolism of the White House garden, however, goes beyond the centrality of nutrition to healthy living. The Obamas not only want to tell us what to eat but also from where to eat.

Catching on among those ashamed for enjoying a standard of living above that of Third World squalor are the Slow Food and Locally Grown Food movements. According to the advocates of these positions, the elites should admonish we lowly masses to only consume non-processed victuals grown in our respective areas. Most conveniently fail to mention that, if this mindset replaced current food production practices, Americans would be chained to their kitchens (or wherever else these fanatics allow us to prepare our sustenance) and more importantly, what is to prevent widespread starvation in areas where not much grows in the winter.

But so long as the likes of the Obamas have full bellies, it really doesn't matter what kind of gastronomical hardship their policy idiosyncrasies might impose upon the American people. It is the assumption, after all, among the circle Obama is most comfortable with that the population needs to be reduced anyway.

It has been argued that an army travels on its stomach. Other than the relationships with God and family, none are as profound as one's relationship with food.

A leader's attitude towards basic sustenance will reveal a great deal about his underlying political philosophy. Unfortunately, it seems Obama believes he is to be denied no culinary delight while you as a mere commoner are to endure happily a life of dietary aestheticism.

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For supposedly being among the toughest people to walk the earth, the NFL certainly gets its collective athletic supporter in a jumble in regards to every politically correct cause that comes down the pike.

In his Sept 11th remarks, Obama insisted Americans need to "give back to their COMMUNITIES". You'll be doing plenty of that in more ways than you realize come January when tax rates are expected to rise.

Unstoppable Germ Traced To Third World Squalor

Find it interesting that Albert Mohler blamed men that the majority of those graduating with doctorates are now women. Perhaps most men realize what a crock and waste of time higher education happens to be. Are these women pursuing degrees in legitmate academic subjects such as the hard sciences and traditional versions of history or in things such as queer theory?

Oprah Whips Snooty White Liberals Into A Ghetto Frenzy

Government Deploys X-Ray Vans To Spy On Motorists

The stated purpose is to find contraband such as weapons, narcotics, and human smuggling. But given the Obama's propensity to control every aspect of your existence, what is to prevent them from determinging what kinds of foods you are purchasing at the supermarket?

According to the 9/14/10 edition of USA Today, Colorado provides a free school breakfast for all students. From the text & photo, it seems this meal consists primarily of a carton of milk & a prepackaged serving of cereal. If parents can't afford this at home, THEY OUGHT TO KEEP THEIR PANTS ON & REFRAIN FROM PROCREATNG!!!

Ground Zero Imam Threatens Terrorism If He Doesn't Get His Way

Dodgers Hire Russian Worlock

Time magazine's 2010 annual national service issue insists to "Teach Is To Serve". So if government teachers can get paid upwards around $45,000 to $50,000 and still be considered to be engaged in public service, why should the rest of us be continually hounded about "giving back to the COMMUNITY" for free when the occupations we are engaged in are as every much a social and economic necessity as the teaching profession.

Obama To Celebrate The Demise Of The White Race Twice In One Week

Peruvian chicken dealer on the radio promises an authentic dining experience. Does that include the cramps, sweats, and runs also?

First Nag Demands More Apples & Less Butter

This from someone that has barely ever cooked; she lives with her mother and had chefs on staff even when she was a nobody like everyone else.

Frankly, if one goes out to eat, one is going out for the slop. One can eat healthy at home.

Ground Zero Imam An Accused Slumlord

If one is "a person through other people", what is to keep them from denying you this conceptual status if it is bestowed by the group rather than something innate to you as a being created in God's image?

Those that go around burning books or flags at mass rallies have too much time on their hands. A sizeable percentage of these probably live on some kind of welfare --- be it government (Food Stamps or foreign aide) or ecclesiastical (handouts collected from threatening congregations how they will incur God’s wrath if they don’t pony up into the collection plate).

Cops should have probably shot the owner along with or rather instead of the dog at the DC street festival. As with people that drag newborns out into extreme cold or heat, often those that have to drag their dogs to mass gatherings unless they are seeing-eye type dogs merely want attention for themselves and don't really care about their animals.

Pentagon Develops Brainwashing Machine

Christian Reconstructionist Inconsistent Regarding Chuck Baldwin

A fruitcake Christian Reconstructionist has condemned Chuck Baldwin's decision to retire from his Florida pastorate in order to move to Montana to start a new ministry focused on preserving what freedom remains.

The criticizer, who among other things believes Glenn Beck should be executed as a false prophet, contends that one cannot fight for freedom.

Hypocritically, the hyperpuritan making this claim himself works for an organization that purports to stand for the Constitution.

If we are to carry this analogy to its conclusion that one cannot fight for freedom, isn't that akin to saying it's sinful to go to work as that would be a sign of not relying on God to provide for your daily needs?

Australians Develop Tractor Beam

Is Tucker Carlson A Chronic Boozer?

Before threatening to resort to pyrotechnics, did these pastors actually take the time to teach their respective congregations as to the dangers posed by Islam or its methods of ensnaring minds and cultures?

Maybe if thousands of Afghans were as enthusiastic about going to work and actually taking care of their families as they are about rampaging in the streets, that nation wouldn't be one of planet earth's toilet bowls.

Are these hayseed clergyman so bereft of rhetorical & homiletical aptittude that they must resort to pyrotechnics in order to exort as to the dangers of false teaching?

A Tennessee pastor stepping forward to burn a Koran needs to be asked exactly how does burning one make you a better Christian as he insists.

Immigration Enforcement To Set Illegals Free

Fanatic Killed Rampaging Over Koran Burning Has Only Himself To Blame

Will Obama Denounce Ragheads Desecrating The American Flag As A "Publicity Stunt"?

U.S. Milirary Burns Bibles In Afghanistan

McLaren Embraces Universalism

The Pastor of the The Dove Christian World Outreach might actually make a good Muslim. Of those studying (or rather brainwashed) under his tutelage, he dictates how much and where they can eat (sort of like Michelle Obama), how they may interact with members of the opposite sex, and even the kinds and extent of contact they may have with their families.

If deadbeat mobs in the trashpile nations of the earth have the time to rampage over the actions of a single pastor of a small church, they obviously aren't anywhere near starvation so we should cut out the foreign aide.

Ground Zero Imam Threatens Violence If Heathen Structure Moved

Eco Police To Sniff Around In Your Garbage

This Obama financed civilian security force intends to use computer technology to make sure you are recycling and compel you to undergo reeducation if you do not comply.

School Cafeteria Compiling Dietary Dossiers On Students

Questions regarding the Koran immolation. If the cult purchased the texts they plan to destory, isn't that supporting Islam with the pocket book? And are the Korans in question Arabic or English translations. If English, the fanatics most likely to fly into a rampage don't even view these texts as actual Korans.

Since the handbook of the Dove World Outreach ministerial training academy is blatantly cultic, perhaps there could be a counter protest where the advocates of religious liberty burn copies of that document instead.

Koran-Burning Church Run Like Cult

America has a thriving pork industry. Should we also give that up if it ticks off the Muslims?

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In for a penny, in for a pound. Burning the Koran is not the smartest move apologetically. However, if the Florida church backs down now, Islamists will view Americans as weak and will up their demands. Will it get to the point where American military leaders and the likes of Sean Hannity will insist that Christians be castigated for holding to the divinity and exclusivity of Christ?

Interesting those concerned about the questionable background of the Koran burning pastor don't get all that worked up over the terrorist links of the ground zero imam.

Jungle Bunnies Bump & Grind At White House

It might be justice to lock the horse butcherers, who started taking the meat off another person's horse before the creature even died, in a very small pen with an extremely irritated and territorial horse.

Establishmentarian Media Debates Whether To Side With The Truth Or Propaganda About The War Continuing In Iraq

Will Immigrant Horse Butcherers Get Light Sentence?

Guess we will be told to respect their "cultural" practice of removing the meat before the horse has even died and that, as rich White people, the owners deserve this kind of heartache and should be thankful for the opportunity to contribute to the sustenance of minority COMMUNITIES.

Apostates Announce Solidarity With Islam

Hartford, Conn Surrenders To Islam

Mafia Benefits From Windenergy Handouts