Obama To Collect Files On Americans' Sex Lives

For decades, Americans have been conditioned to believe that what someone does in the privacy of the bedroom is no one else’s business.

Legislators and bureaucrats have now reversed themselves, deciding that these private matters should now become part of the public record.

The Obamacare reforms will compel doctors to collect dossiers detailing the sex lives of their respective patients. Unless one is seeking medical attention over puss oozing from one’s privates, these sordid details of one’s life should not be pried into by the medical establishment.

And what of those that insist that they lead chaste and celibate lives?

Will they end up being charged with perjury and forced to undergo more intrusive forms of scrutiny?

After all, the true freak these days is the one that does not live like a harlot or a nympho.