The Center For Science In The Public Interest, the pro-starvation lobby sucking the enjoyment out of life lobby, has a list of items in categorizes as "food porn". If these gastronomic delights are to be categorized as such, as certain strands of liberalism insist, it is no one's business what we eat behind the closed doors of our bedrooms or (perhaps in this case) our kitchens. Taking this analogy to the standard defense of pornography to its logical conclusion, if one can get some college professor to get such junk food labeled as masterpieces of culinary expression, shouldn't the establishments making such fare available be given government grant money?