Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Granny Bagged & Tagged For Selling Goldfish To A Minor

I hope they realize the fish is going to be dead within two weeks anyway irrespective of how well it's cared for.

In the version of the account posted at the Independent, particularly unnerving is the ruling that the shopkeeper must remain confined indoors between the hours of 6 pm and 7 am because she is "unfit for community work".

Couldn't devise a more Owellian sounding crime if I had to. 

What in the name of Hades does that merit a curfew for; hardly anyone works at those times.

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