Thursday, April 23, 2009

"I Now Pronounce You Parties A & B"

Since Iowa is now granting it's blessing to sodomite unions, marriage licences in the state will now read "Party A" and "Party B".

Those mired in counterrevolutionary notions can still check blocks labelled "Bride" and "Groom", no doubt the document to be entered into evidence at a later date as to why these individuals will need to be hauled off to a reeducation camp.

State Senator Matt McCoy, one deviant favoring this movement, though abominable in his outlook, possessed enough foresight to categorize these changes as " a precursor of other things to come."

Where does this all end?

What if the man of the relationship wants to check off the bride box and the woman wants to be the husband?

More importantly, if we allow these changes, on what grounds do we then keep a "party c, d and e" from being added to the application?

by Frederick Meekins

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