The above photo is of Rush Limbaugh playing tonsil hockey with Chloe from "24".
Makes you wonder is something other than an appreciation of good television going on between the two.
One would think a peck on the cheek or a brief embrace would suffice since this was at the Heritage Foundation.
Call me odd but, though it is not quite the Oval Office, you'd think some would exhibit a bit more reverence by simply being at the Heritage Foundation since it is one of the largest concentrations of conservative brainpower on the planet; after all, you wouldn't get kinky on the Acropolis would you if for no other reason than out of respect for the Western intellectual tradition.
Why not bring in Chloe from Smallville and slobber all over her while you are at it too?
In all seriousness now, reports indicate Rush Limbaugh has been detained at an airport for having Viagra without a perscription.
This is actually more scandalous than his addiction to perscription painkillers.
At least with those substances, the problem could be traced back to legitimate health problems.
However, if these allegations prove true, what makes him all that different than Bill Clinton?
For unless there has been a secret wedding or about to be one, there are very few reasons why an unmarried man would need this drug for reasons other than premeditated (and in this case premedicated) adultery.
Limbaugh use to brag that he was so virtuous that you could leave your wife with him overnight in a hotel room and another catchy slogan he used during the condom wars of the 1990's was "Abstience, works every time it's tried."
Unfortunately, it seems he has bought into the mentality that morals are only something to be imposed upon us little people while celebrities are to wallow in their own decadence until their hearts content.
By Frederick Meekins