According to a study, the men women want to bag to pay for their offspring are not necessarily the ones they want to hop in the sack with.
This raises the question of why should the men not deemed attractive enough to lust after have to pick up the tab for the kids of these tramps?
What such women really deserve is a fate like the gal in Toby Keith's classic "How Do You Like Me Now".
If nothing else, at least this study scientifically sets aside the pietist blather that women are so morally pure that they do not consider appearances when considering a mate.
Futhermore, if women are now going to be permitted to wallow in their own shallowness, then men have nothing to apologize for if its the size of a dame's rack or the roundness a broad's fanny that first jumps out at a gent's attention.
by Frederick Meekins