Air Guitar Results In Death

My friends, this is why we must band together to stop the social blight of unrestricted air guitar.

Won't you join with me for the sake of the children, but more importantly for the sake of the COMMUNITY?

In the olden days, in response to this the little monkeys would hear, "Went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'That's what you get for jumpin on the bed.'"

But fortunately, through the consciousness raising efforts of the Bed Hoppers of America, such insensitive ignorance is becoming a thing of the past with such bigotry against unbridled bed hoppers shunned and relegated to dark corners as it should be.

By Frederick Meekins