Monday, January 24, 2011
Is Mouthy Liberal Alec Baldwin A Tax Cheat?
Disney Gets Out Of Fairy Tale Business
Obama shrugs that “China has a different political system than we do”. So did South Africa under Apartheid. So why didn’t we just leave that regime to their own human rights abridgements as well? Is it somehow moral to slaughter your fellow citizens so long as they are the same basic color that you are?
Friday, January 21, 2011
A Facebook evangelist insinuates that one is occultic if one has no problem with women wearing pants, cutting their hair, or riding in a car with an unrelated man. Though the poster was not necessarily Reconstructionist per say, would Reconcstructionists holding to a similar position reinstitute witch trials for those engaged in such activities or have problems with Muslims that punish for such offenses.
A proposed DC law would require snow to be shoveled from the sidewalk within 8 hours of the precipitation ceasing. So if the snow stops at 9 pm, it must be removed by 5 am. If so, is DC also going to relax handgun regulations so residents can protect themselves in the middle of the night fulfilling this civic obligation?
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Legislators Too Good For Constitution's Reading Should Be Booted From Office
A number of leftist Democrats either boycotted the reading of the Constitution in the House of Representatives or denigrated the ceremony.
These representatives should either resign or be removed from office.
For if they think that the very thing that authorizes them to hold office and wield authority is irrelevant, shameful or outdated propaganda, they certainly shouldn't be granted a hefty salary under a system that they have exhibited so much contempt for that they can't even grant the respect to to hear read aloud.
Americans would be shocked and outraged to learn of an athlete thinking themselves too good to be bothered with learning the basic rules of the game.
Then shouldn't we be even more so when it comes to those that actually assume that they have more of a right to run and order our lives than we do?
by Frederick Meekins
200 Cows Drop Dead In A Wisconsin Field
CNN in an uproar over a guest using the word "crosshairs". I remember back in the day before that network lost their gonads on of the channel's most entertaining programs actually being named "Crossfire". That goes a step beyond "crosshairs" because "crossfire" denotes the gun actually being discharged.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
Observations Regarding Christianity & Fantasy
If Christians are to avoid altogether books such as "The Lord Of The Rings" and "The Chronicles Of Narnia" because these stories contain wizards and witches, by definition does that prohibition also include the Bible since it too mentions witches and the like?
Like the Bible, don't these works warn that what we categorize as magic is not for mortal beings and in many instances depict what happens to those that succumb to this particular temptation?
In regards to Gandalf, though he is referred to as a wizard, in Tolkien's background materials, weren't the wizards beings more akin to angels in terms of their ontology?
More importantly, for hyperpious critics to condemn these books in such minute detail, wouldn't they have had to have read them or at least have had to study them closely?
If so, then on what grounds do they forbid you the opportunity to read these materials if for no other reason than to verify the conclusions that they have arrived at?
Rather, wouldn't the more respectable position be to warn the reader and to let them decide for themselves?
by Frederick Meekins
Friday, January 14, 2011
Gingrich Connives To Screw Civil Servants Out Of Pensions
Failing to fulfill promised obligations to those having reached a certain age seems to be a modus operandi for Gingrich.
He dumped two wives before they ever got the chance to be as fat and gray as he has become.
Is Piers Morgan Cross With Madonna's Buns?
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Sell Naming Rights To Tackle Overwhelming National Debt
In the attempt to make the amount more manageable, perhaps naming rights could be sold to various government landmarks or agencies in a manner similar to the way corporations currently purchase the ones to athletic stadiums.
For example, the Lincoln Memorial could be renamed “the Lincoln Mercury Lincoln Memorial”.
Social Security checks and statements could have boldly emblazoned across them “Brought to you by Depends Undergarments” or the name of a prominent retirement community in a given area.
The Capitol Building could have a giant Pepsi logo painted on it for the right price.
Prominent national parks could be sold off or contracted out as Disney resorts provided the Magic Kingdom agreed to leave these land holdings in a state close to natural. Given the levels to which gas prices are expected to rise over the coming years, it’s not like anyone other than the elites are going to be able to travel to enjoy these treasures anyway.
Since it has been hinted at in occultic circles that the Washington Monument is actually a gigantic phallus, it could be renamed “Trojan’s Washington Monument”.
Of course in each of these cases, steps could be taken to ensure that corporate influence would be limited to advertising and image purposes only.
Still distasteful and undignified?
Of course it is; but it less so than your children starving to death for lack resources available to feed them, being conscripted into Red Chinese slave labor factories, or having to surrender the nation’s daughters to Arab harems in the attempt to settle astronomical debt.
by Frederick Meekins