Nosferatu Seeks Governorship

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Movie Planned

When he stood at the forefront of human accomplishment, wonder if Buzz Aldrin ever realized he'd spend his old age jitterbugging on national TV.

As a foremost icon of the 20th century, isn't his joinging the cast of "Dancing with the Stars" the equivalent of Gandi or Pope John Paull II doing so?

On what grounds does Morris Dees condemn Larry Pratt for defending the Second Amendment yet have his own armed security detail?

Obama Administraton Attempts To Block Asylum For German Homeschool Fugitives

Says right there in the article that asylum is seldomed granted to those from Western countries.

In other words, Whites need not apply as those running this country are only interested in granting protection to the likes of Iranian sodomites and others that can't speak a lick of English other than "Foodstamp".

Mechanic Suspended For Knotted Rope

If Blacks are going to be this uppity, how long until we are forbidden from having knotted shoelaces as well?

As part of his "reeducation", the offender will be required to attend an "ethnic sensitivies" class.

How about sending some of these activists to a course warning how regular Americans are about fed up with this BLACKMAIL.

As Mark Levin says, "THERE I SAID IT".

British Government To Destroy Reports Of UFO's

But I bet they'll keep on file for decades reports of anyone letting an uncouth thing slip from their lips about in a heated moment about an ethnic or, even more importantly, a sexual minority.

China Plots Artic Takeover

A children's ditty of dubious political correctness intones, "Ching Chong Chinamen, sittin on a fense, tries to make a dollar out of fifteen cents".

So while beatnik North Americans and Europeans sit around handwringing as to whether or not the Artic is melting and how a penance of self-deprivation (at least for the masses and not for the elites such as Al Gore) must be inflicted upon Western civilization for having advanced to a level beyond mud huts, the industrious of China are developing ways to take advantage of the situation.

Gas is expected to reach $3.00 per gallon by summer.

Don't blame the oil company neccesarily.

Place it on the government for required specialized varities of petrol supposedly as a pollution control measure.

According to his medical report, the President is a gluttonous, chain-smoking, borderline alcoholic.

Frau Obama ought to straighten out her own household before telling the rest of us how to run ours.

Obama Minion Categorizes Most Americans As "Worthless"

Diseases From Hellholes Of The Earth Invading America

Establishmentarian Conservatives Commence Their Night Of The Long Knives

Obama Minions Smooch Atheists Backside

Islamist Dog Up To His Old Trick

Throngs Gather To See If Orca Will Kill Again

Huffington Post Categorizes Teapartiers As Dangerous Yet Rushes To Defense Of Ragheads Curtailing Free Speech

Will Obama Decimate America's Nuclear Deterrent?

Glenn Beck Won't Respond To WorldNetDaily Over USA Today Global Warming Comments

Congregation Bares All To The Lord At Nudist Church

With a name like "Whitetail Chapel", one has to ask if minorities in the congregation feel self-conscious for some reason. But then its probably all aged sagging hippies.

Tolerancemongers Denounce Free Thinking Blonde

Guess California blondes are just suppose to be arm candy.

Scientists Contemplate Cloning Neanderthals

Didn't the final seasons of "Sliders" prove this kind of thing to be a bad idea?

Environmental Agencies Threaten Both Life & Property

Afrosupremacists Conspire To Remove Conservative Figures From Black History

Will Admiral Ackbar Replace School's Confederate Mascot?

Students at the University of Mississippi are campaigning to make Admiral Ackbar from the return of the Jedi the schools new mascot.

The school banished its old mascot Old Reb, an elderly Southern gentleman in Confederate garb, because of "negative connotations of the old South".

If the Rebel Alliance had the same backbone as these radical multiculturalists Vader and Palpatine would have conquered the galaxy without even having to build a Deathstar.

Frankly, there is no pleasing these malcontents.

If you have a minority mascot, those with too much time on their hands throw hissy fits. If you have a White mascot that is anything other than a milksop on par with Al Franken's Stuart from Saturday Night Live, they throw hissy fits.

Once they select Admiral Ackbar let's see how long that lasts before they cave to the demands of the Islamosupremacists for finding the character offensive.

For the ignorant out there, the word "Ackbar" looks in Latin script (an alphabet also soon likely to be abolished since it is used to formulate the language of most Eurocentric cultures) to the Jihadist battle cry of "Allah Akbar" and, most likely as in the case of Judaism, shellfish are deemed ceremonially unclean. Admiral Ackbar is essentially nothing other than a giant talking shrimp or lobster.

Those irritating and useless as to their levels of erudition will squeal like little school girls since they clearly can't be real men that the two words are nothing alike.

Since when has a good terrorist ever let that get in the way of a bombing or riot?

Some will no doubt remember when Burger King altered a logo simply because it looked too similar to an Islamic symbol and banks across Europe have stopped giving children piggy banks out of fear of offending their Levantine overlords.

About the only mascot that perfectly captures the spirit of leftist academia these days is the Nothing referenced in "The Neverending Story" since that is the number of freedoms we have left once the interests of every concieveable ethnicity with the exception of the White race is pandered to in the end.

by Frederick Meekins

Van Jones Comes Up From A Bucket Of Crap Smelling Like A Rose

Kind of shows you what the NAACP is made of if they herald someone as a national treasure and bestow the organizations highest award on a self-avowed Communist.

Lockerbie Bomber Recooperates In Luxury

No doubt fairing better that you would under an Obama healthcare plan.

If Canadian socialism is so superior to America's barbarian ways, why did the Premier of Newfoundland flee here in search of treatment?

Diversitymongers Sink U.S. Submarine Fleet

Will Carbon Currency Be Used To Strangle The Econony & Human Liberty

Was Alabama Gunwoman Trying To Invent Artificial Life Or The Mark Of The Beast?

Was Paul Harvey An FBI Stool Pigeon?

While both Paul Harvey and J.Edgar Hoover deserve an esteemed place in history for battling the forces of Communism during the Cold War, frankly things went too far between these two if Harvey was submitting his scripts to Hoover for approval.

One does not necessarily defeat an evil by becoming the evil.

I might admire the FBI and despise Communism as well, but I am not going to voluntarily hand my commentaries over for their approval.

Ms.Magazine Winter 2010 cover reads "Houston, we have a lesbian mayor."

I thought we weren't suppose to consider how or by whom someone liked their privates jiggled when considering their qualifications for public office or other life accomplishments.

Is Glenn Beck A Fraud?

Glenn Beck Losing His Mind: Embraces Global Warming

Am growing ashamed that I was at one time enthralled by this character.

Kudos to Mark Levin for being among the first to point out what a charlatan the Fox News sensation was.

Is Harry Reid threatening to harm his wife if he loses reelection? He said on Senate floor unemployed men become abusive.

Was The University Of Alambama Gunwoman Engineering Her Own Cylon?

O'Reilly Advocates The Abolition Of The Second Amendment

If the Second Amendment is abolished in challenging times, what is it prevent the First Amendment from being abolished in challenging times.

Unless he has already sold out to New World Order elites, he should realize he'll be one of the first that they come for.

Pink Ouija Board Targets Young Girls

Necromongers Donwplay The Communicaton Of The Comatose

Zinn Passes Into The Field He Butchered

The "Nutritional Empowerment" Plank in Frau Obama's "Let's Move" initiative sounds like another disguised welfare handout.

Stop to question why inner cities are food deserts with few grocery stores.

Primary reason: "BANG! BANG! BANG!" went the handgun.

Given the tendency of young able-bodied public assistance recipients to “foul their own nests”, what reasonable corporation wants to endanger their workers while being robbed blind.

That ...“beautiful” store the First Lady was going on and on about will be torn to pieces within five years.

Frau Obama laments fast food be quick and convenient.

But not all of us have fulltime chiefs on staff and have additional ones flown in from the Midwest just to bake pizza.

The next time Huckabee interviews Frau Obama, she wants him to be shirtless.

What if Clinton had said something like that to Connie Chung?

Huckabee probably has the larger chest anyway.

If Huckabee is to show Frau Obama his, does Huckabee get to see hers?

Frau Obama condemns children not walking to neighborhood schools because they ride in from outside the COMMUNITY.

It should be remembered that it wasn't White Repulicans that pushed for school busing. Interesting how its OK to be opposed to school busing now that Blacks don't like it but immoral to be when Whites didn't like it.

Frau Obama Keeps Her Home "News Free:

However, according to Eagle Forum, parents doing this in their own homes would be violating Article 13 of the UN convention on the rights of the child by blocking "information of all kinds through media of the child's choice".

Many of Obama's New Worl...d Order friends no doubt endorse this globalist covenant.

Even if government hand delivered the finest of foods to inner city types, a fuss would be raised about qualified chefs not brought to prepare it.

Micelle Obama Inarticulate

For being the consort of supposedly the greatest orator to ever walk the earth, she doesn't express herself much better than George W. Bush. Would Martha Washington or Abigail Adams have said that America is "really cool"?

Obama Mortgage Aide To Assist Only Those Residing In Specified States

So basically you up you know what creek without a paddle if you have a home where primarily White folks roam.

Can anyone tell me why it is less tragic for someone to lose their home in a state "less hard hit" with mortgage problems?