Chris Matthews snidely ridiculed the Protestant Reformation. Could he have alluded to Islam in a similar fashion without losing his job or without being in fear of his life?

How come our ears will shatter if we hear Obama referred to as a "d--k" but there isn't second thought about sending out more information over the airwaves regarding feminine hygiene products and erectile dysfunction than most members of the respective opposite sexes ever cared to know?

So long as you don't threaten violence, it is not the concern of the White House how you refer to any president.

White House progandists insist it's inappropriate to refer to any President as a "d--k". U really going 2 tell me no one ever giggled at the double entde of reffering 2 Nixon as "Tricky Dick". Or that Cliton was only called "Slick Willy" because of his political acumen & not his philanderous nature.

In the sex-dominated culture of the leftist media, wouldn't calling Obama a d--k actually be the highest possible compliment?

Elites thinking Americans should pay higher taxes should simply refuse the lavish deductions they are permitted.

A Harvard study asserts that celebrating the Fourth Of July is more likely to turn participants into Republicans. No wonder leftist COMMUNITIES place more emphasis on "International Festivals" which are often Hispanosupremacist fronts.

Headline Potpourri #21: NYT Phrenologists, Mr. Turtle Shackled, & Rampaging Huffington

A New York Times correspondent insists that Americans living in the middle of the country have sloping foreheads. Weren't the Nazis also obsessed with equating cranial shape with intelligence?

The Washington Post labeled Glenn Beck as a "creature" in regards to his pending rally in Israel. I thought bastions of tolerance such as the Post use to warm that such linguistic dehumanization was the first step taken by the Nazis.

Since the average American is no longer able to go much of anywhere because of gas prices, environmentalists are now set to declare against home entertainment devices. It is claimed that these machines use too much electricity. Before it's all over with, they will probably summarily execute those of us wearing eye glasses and march everyone else out to toil in the rice paddies. It will likely fall under Frau Obama's "Let's Move" campaign.

Arianna Huffington heralds rampaging mobs as "democratic". When this Communist rabble comes to loot her wealth, will she still feel as cheerful?

Is it that kiddy pools represent a threat to the youth of America or is this about creating a panic to justify a new revenue source when the permits required for large pools are extended to shackle Mr. Turtle?

The Zero Seconds Initiative insists that is how long a child should be left alone in a car. While this sounds enlightened, given the way other kinds of zero tolerance policies are enforced such as those banning plastic utensils in school cafeterias, are cops & bureaucrats on powertrips going to charge parents as negligent if the trip from the front of the car to the back takes more than one second?

If natural disasters in America are the result of the U.S. government backing a two state solution to the Israeli/Palestinian conflict as certain theologians insist, why do these tragedies strike the heartland of the country where the common folk have virtually no sway over foreign policy rather than a particular building in Foggy Bottom. You'd think an omnipotent God would have better aim.

CNN asked presidential candidates Coke or Pepsi. There will be neither when we are all living in FEMA slave camps.

Bob Ehrlich operatives that utilized robocallers to deceive Maryland Democrats into not voting could get decades in prison. Black Panthers that actually threatened at polling places those not voting for Obama were set free and likely continued to receive any assortment of public assistance programs.

Miracle Grow has been linked to pot cultivation. So will consumers be required to have their photo ID's verified to purchase the chemical the way we are in regards to nasal decongestants?

New Yorkers should be more concerned about Commissar Bloomberg curtailing basic gastronomical liberties such salt levels rather than how Sarah Palin decides to eat a slice of pizza.

If parents are not allowed to spank children according to one Texas judge, then why should bailiffs or deputies be allowed to use physical force if a litigant in that particular judge’s courtroom gets out of line?

Since most stadiums employ facial recognition recording technology, the Immigration Service should deport every single person that booed the American team in favor of the Mexicans at the soccer match in LA.

If the USA isn't good enough to cheer for in a soccer match, don't leech off America economically (especially if that entails some kind of public assistance handout).

The 2011 Smithsonian Folk Life Festival is highlighting the nation of Columbia. Will this include authentic narcoterrorist kidnapping reenactments?

China ranked in a survey as the world's happiest nation. Anyone saying that they felt otherwise has no doubt been "dealt with accordingly".

by Frederick Meekins

Arianna Huffington heralds rampaging mobs as "democratic". When this Communist rabble comes to loot her wealth, will she still feel as cheerful?

Guess if some have their way, the mediocre would be denied the means of subsistence and survival.

Communists Occupy Acropolis

Was John Lennon Trending Conservative?

Obama insinuates food supply & weather to be undermined if his economic demands are not met. Didn't Cobra Commander use to make those kinds of threats on cartoons in the 80's?

Is Soros Conspiring To Undermine World Food Supply?

The 2011 Smithsonian Folklife Festival to highlight the nation of Columbia. Will this include authentic narcoterrorist kidnapping reenactments?

Afrosupremacist Mob Threatens Genocide Against Whites

If McCain thinks nation building in Afghanistan is a vital national security necessity, perhaps his wife's booze fortune can be confiscated to finance this effort.

Fans cheering for Mexico at a game in CA said Mexico is where their heart is. During WWII, if you said that about Germany, you'd be worked over with a rubber hose by G-Men.

If the USA isn't good enough to cheer for in a soccer match, don't leech off America economically (especially if that entails some kind of public assistance handout).

Since most stadiums employ facial recognition recording technology, the Immigration Service should deport every single person that booed the American team in favor of the Mexicans at the soccer match in LA.

Colbert King of the Washington Post has called Michelle Bachman a "Barbie with fangs". How is that any more elevated & civil than the Obama Sockmonkeys?

NYT correspondent insists that Americans living in the middle of the country have sloping foreheads. Weren't the Nazis also obsessed with equating cranial shape with intelligence?

Positive Thinking Won't Overturn New Ager's Sweat Lodge Homicide Conviction

Food Fascists Threaten To Regulate Food Like Tobacco

Food Fascists Threaten To Regulate Food Like Tobacco

If parents are not allowed to spank children according to one Texas judge, then why should bailiffs or deputies be allowed to use physical force if a plaintiff in that particular judge’s courtroom gets out of line?

Since there are no laws in Texas outlawing spanking, the judge punishing a mother as if there was should be taken out and spanked.

Michelle Obama visited the prison where Nelson Mandela was incarcerated. Does the First Lady also intend to go out of her way to honor those his ex-wife Winnie placed a tire filled with gasoline around the necks of and set on fire or are such acts not considered atrocities when perpetrated by Black folks?

Gore Calls For Population Control

Despite his own profligate procreating & squirming between the sheets with women other than his wife.

Miracle grow has been linked to pot cultivation. So will consumers be required to have their photo ID's verified to purchase the chemical they way we are in regards to nasal decongestants?

If McCain had displayed the backbone during the election he has displayed with the claim that illegals are starting the wildfires, perhaps he'd now be President and likely a fairly good one at that if he applied that degree of conservatism to most other issues.

Before the movement is embraced by the broader church, Christian Reconstructionists should clarify what they intend to do with Christians that do not endorse the notion that the best way to promote Biblical concepts throughout society is the widescale deprivations of liberty & property as suggested by militant Rushdoonyians.

The Zero Seconds initiative insists that is how long a child should be left alone in a car. While this sounds enligtened, given the way other kinds of zero tolerance policies are implemented such as those banning plastic utensils in school cafeterias, are cops & crats on powertrips going to charge parents as negligent if the trip from the front of the car to the back takes more than 1 second?

Washington Post labels Glenn Beck as a "creature" in regards to his pending rally in Israel. I thought bastions of tolerance such as the Post use to warm that such linguistic dehumanization was the first step taken by the Nazis.

Is it that kiddy pools represent a threat to the youth of America or is this about creating a panic to justify a new revenue sourse when the permits required for large pools are extended to shackle Mr. Turtle.

Lessons In Apologetics #7: Panentheism

The next worldview examined by Geisler in "Christian Apologetics" is Panentheism. Whereas Deism postulated a God detached from His creation for the sake of transcendence and Pantheism claims that God and the world are coterminous for the sake of immanence, Panentheism attempts to conceptualize a God that is distinct from yet part of the world.

To the Panentheist, God is to the world what mind or soul is to the body (193). Like many of the worldviews and methodologies already discussed, Panentheism can be traced back to the days of ancient Greece.

Perhaps one of the foremost examples of Panentheism would be the Demiurge of Platonic thought. Whereas the Judeo-Christian God created matter out of nothing, Plato’s Demiurge did not create the world out of nothing but rather shaped and crafted it out of independent eternally existent matter.

Since the matter which coexists with this version of God is just as eternal as God, God does not necessarily have the ultimate say. As such, Panentheism is also known as finite godism or process theology.

According to Alfred North Whitehead, God is bipolar. No, that does not mean God is depressed though you might be if this system posited is the best man can hope for. The theology of bipolarity hypothesizes a God with one end in eternity where His potentiality and the things He hopes to accomplish are located and His other end located in the temporal world where His actuality is manifested but not always to the extent He might intend as His creations possess their own autonomy.

Since the world and those in it are able to exhibit a degree of independence thwarting God’s will and ends, the bipolar theory of God is also a form of process theology or finite godism. According to process theology, God changes over time, must rely on us for the accomplishment of His plans in the world, and cannot assure from eternity past that He will ultimately prevail.

In his analysis of the theory, Geisler writes, "How can anyone worship a god so impotent that he cannot even call the whole thing off? Is not such a god so paralyzed as to be perilous (210)?” If the Christian has no assurance that God will triumph, from the way the world appears to be going, one would be better off hedging one’s bets by siding with the Devil or sitting the whole thing out all together.

by Frederick Meekins

Extremeist Christian Reconstructionists wanting to reintroduce the death penalty for adultery need to answer a few questions before the Evangelicals like myself they'd condemn as cryptoheathens even considered the idea. Under their regime, if somesome took a gander at a particularly luxuirious backside or bosom, would they be hauled into police headquarters for interogation?

Then They Came For The DVR's.....

Since the average American is no longer able to go much of anywhere because of gas prices, environmentalists are now set to declare against home entertainment devices.

It is claimed that these machines use too much electricity.

In light of this mandatory asceticism, before it's all over with they will probably summarily execute those of us wearing eye glasses and march everyone else out to toil in the rice paddies.

All of this will likely fall under Frau Obama's "Let's Move" campaign.

The Obama Administration provided Mexican drug cartels with high-powered assault weapons. However, the Secret Service confiscated the silverware at a banquet where Frau Obama was scheduled to speak.

Apparently some are so overly pious that, in their disdain over the concept of seeing an acceptably conservative woman assume the presidency, they would rather Obama be reelected.

Sodomite Terrorists Perpetrate Hate Crime Against Pawlenty

Fed Flies Fag Flag

Fed Flies Fag Flag

Bill Nye the Science Guy says you are unpatriotic if you deny global warming. Bill Nye is such a has-been that for him to be called 1999 would be such an advance in his time stream for him that the temporal shockwave might cause him to shatter into a million chronotons.

Obama to play another round of golf this weekend. With the economy the way it is especially in terms of gas and food prices, when was the last time you got to do what you use to do to relax?

A meeting was held to visualize the future of the DC Metro system. I see it as the tunnels beneath the Forbidden Zone in Planet of the Apes in which the radiation scarred Morlocks that sing hymns to nuclear bombs dwell.

When The Residents Are Away.....

With the closing of California highway 405 for repairs, the mayor of Los Angeles is suggesting that residents evacuate the region to avoid being stuck in their homes.

But with that area of the country infamous for its gang violence, do authorities intend to assure homeowners that during their absences steps will be taken to prevent their property from being looted or to prevent squatters from seizing homes outright?

The road is no doubt in need of repair.

Social planners are also no doubt looking at this as an experiment to see if denying infrastructure access could serve as a viable strategy to voluntarily depopulate an area authorities no longer want contaminated by human habitation.

If gold goes to $5,000 per ounce as some have projected, brigands will deliberatly knock the teeth out of the mouths of unsuspecting victims just to quickly look for the precious metal.

Muslims Advocate Sex Slavery

Throwaway Lines Reveal Potential Trends

One of the most intriguing lines from the Doctor Who midseason finale was "The Papal mainframe herself."

This conjectures that at some distant point in the future the Pope might be an artificial intelligence construed to be a female.

The idea sounds ludicrous.

However, wilder notions are often considered at Transhumanist conferences and symposia (often at taxpayer expense).

Now that more immigrants are said to be educated, wonder how long until college graduates drop their naive multiculturalism in favor of pragmatic econonic survival & opportunity.

If mere commoners that blog are to be denied a number of the protections bestowed upon those deemed by leftwing elites to be actual journalists, shouldn't newspapers have actual paid journalists snoop through the released Palin emails rather than volunteers?

Food Fascism Lays Groundwork For Additional Control

Wonder what the food fascists advocating dietary asceticism scarfed down as children. As anyone that has sat through an evangelistic missionary testimonial knows, those griping the loudest about your errant ways are usually the ones that could make a sailor blush before they came to religion. 

A Chicago school's policy of controlling what students eat is an example of the threat posed to human liberty by public education. Sad thing is many private educators are just as eager to usurp parental authority. Compounding that, if schools are religious, they'll then compile lengthy theological justifications why you are not a "good Christian" if you don't have a smile plastered across your face regarding the handed-down decree.

If babykillers insist that the government should keep its laws off the body of women wanting abortions, who in the name of Hades are these civil servants to tell anyone what they can or cannot eat for lunch? Students forced to eat food they don't want should toss it in the trash in defiance or preferably hold mass puke rallies and refuse to clean up their own regurgitation.

If educational authorities are granted control over what we eat in the name of protecting us from ourselves, where does this intervention end?

Do education flacks have the authority to tell parents what they may feed their own children in the confines of their own homes?

With each passing decade and generation, it seems the areas central planners claim jurisdiction over continue to expand and the areas over which we exercise jurisdiction and personal preference continue to contract.

A short while ago, parents would have never put up with bureaucrats telling them what they could and could not feed their children. Now the principals at schools where these kinds of policies are being implemented claim no parents have come forward to complain about them.

Thus, once today's young skulls full of mush, as Rush Limbaugh calls them, become acclimated to such detailed micromanaging of their existence at such a young age, expect that kind of command mentality to manifest itself in an array of other issues.

Think you know what career change might make you happy? Sorry, you can't change your job because credentialed government technocrats have determined you are in the position that optimizes their vaunted multi-year plan.

It might be that human liberty and large scale enterprise may not be as closely related as they have been perceived to be in the minds of those that would consider themselves as anti-statist or individualist conservative in their ideological orientation. Already, a number of businesses forbid employees from smoking in the name of keeping health costs in check and I have clashed before with those that think that corporate prerogatives take precedent over those of the individual to such an extent that private property should be forfeit to whatever party has the larger bank account.

So what is to prevent multinational conglomerates as interested in managerial social engineering as they are in raising a profit from forbidding employees from bringing their own food to work? Students already conditioned into this during their school years will think nothing of such a policy as it is extended into the workplace.

It has been said that an army travels on its stomach. Likewise, those seeking to enslave a once free people realize that the surest way of doing so is not so much through grandiose parades and theatrics by rather by conditioning the individual to seek the approval of the state in the most mundane and personal of matters.

by Frederick Meekins

Martian Ice Age Ending

Guess global warming there will be blamed on George Bush as well.

Lazy Ass Syndrome Proves Deadly

Wisconsin Protestors Show Who The Real Tards Are

Transgenic Cows To Excrete Human Breastmilk

Transgenic Cows To Excrete Human Breastmilk

Pope Ecclesiastically Spanks Lapdancing Nuns

Are the panties of some in a jumble over Sarah Palin's Paul Revere remarks the result of their fidelity to History or their disdain for Sarah Palin?

Contrary to the New Jersey Supreme Court, there is no provision in the First Amendment differentiating between bloggers and “real journalists”.

Could Pending Solar Flare Decimate Modern Civilization?

Perhaps some of us want Eleanor Holmes Norton to shut up just as much as she wants the rest of us to dance.

Obama assures he's not concerned about a double dip recession. His tune will no doubt change as November 2012 approaches and he finds himself drawing ever closer to the unemployment line.

Auto Executive Wants Gas Tax Increased $1 Per Gallon

DC Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton wants visitors to dance at national memorials in Washington. Does this include the Holocaust Memorial, the Martin Luther King Memorial, and the Museum of the American Indian as well? Or is it only fit to defile monuments commemorating Anglo-Saxon Whites?

How is insinuating that natural disasters in America are the result of the government backing a two-state solution to the Israeli/Palestinian conflict appreciably different than what Jeremiah Wright or Westboro Baptist teach?

If natural disasters in America are the result of the U.S. government backing a 2 state solution to the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, why do these tragedies strike the heartland of the country where the common folk have virtually no sway over foreign policy rather than a particular building in Foggy Bottom. You'd think an omnipotent God would have better aim.

If Obama supports abortion as an individual choice, who is he to criticize anyone that likes catsup on their weiner?

President Gluts While His Battle Ax Hands Down New Dietary Decrees

To qualify for a property tax discount, a 96 year old aunt was not only required to fill out a form listing her income and living expenses but also to detail what portions of particular income went to cover specific expenses.

Bethune Claims Sea Shepherds Frauds

New Yorkers should be more concerned about Commissar Bloomberg curtailing basic gastronomical liberties such salt levels rather than how Sarah Palin decides to eat a slice of pizza.

In a world that increasingly embraces more abominations such as gay marriage, who is anyone to say one cannot eat pizza with a fork?

Limp Wristed In Uproar That Palin Ate Pizza With A Fork

The way the economy is going, you'll soon need etiquette lessons on whom to eat in the labor camp.

Journalist Martin Bashir insinuates Sarah Palin should be prosecuted for violating laws governing the display of the flag by profiting from the image of the national banner. Does he also plan to picket or get an injunction against the premiere of the pending Captain America film?

Killer Vegetables Plague Europe

Savages Murder Pastor Over Invisible Magical Phallus

Still think we're no better than the Third World?

Bet Congressman Weiner wishes his were invisible.

Some days the headlines just write themselves.

If America is not superior to other countries, would all the members of the legislature of the party opposing the President board a bus at his request for an alleged meeting and expect to return home afterwards?

Wonder what Washington media personality Ed Walker, who is totally blind, really thinks in the commercial where Willard Scott complains about mild hearing loss.

China ranked in a survey as the world's happiest nation. Anyone said they felt otherwise has no doubt been "dealt with accordingly".

Rachel Madcow of MSNBC unfriends Wiener. I thought she had done that quite awhile ago.

No one would need to give George Will nuclear weapons. He could probably bore vast swaths of the population to death all on his own.

On WMAL, Tucker Carlson said he loved anyone that gave the finger to Iowa farmers in regards to ethanol subsidies. Would he endorse giving the finger to leftist groups such as the NAACP, La Raza, the Council On American-Islamic Relations, or the Anti-Defamation League?

The same leftists in an uproar that hackers uploaded a false article to the PBS webpage are the same multiculturalists lecturing the rest of us how graffiti vandals should be applauded as undiscovered artistic talents of profound social conscience.

What Does Christian Education Only Really Mean?

When someone makes a statement like "The only education we should be interested in is Christian education", it might earn brownie points with certain fanatics.

However, it really needs to be clarified before the wider scope of the Church can endorse it.

For example, does the person making the statement include the entire breadth of human knowledge derived from reflection upon the creation and applications deduced from such cogitation?

If so, the statement can be endorsed.

If the postulator means that the true believer should only concern themselves with those areas carved out as exclusively as "religious", they are sadly mistaken.

For while the decree would seem to highlight the piety of the person making it, it is woefully inadequate to the complexity of the epistemological realities in which we find ourselves.

This is especially brought to light when the person is making such a proclamation over Internet technology in general and Facebook in particular.

For while the scientific advances making such wondrous technological breakthroughs possible are based upon principles established by God, I am not sure these devices would have come into existence by those that only sat around having the Scriptures drilled into their heads in a manner reminiscent of cultic brainwashing.

By Frederick Meekins

Can't get much more warped than this. A Christian Reconstructionist that would put Glenn Beck to death as a false prophet & deny women the right to vote insists it is constitutional & Biblical to allow access to hardcore narcotics. Sounds like he's been sampling some of these compounds.

MacDonald's makes the same money whether I with the coupon purchase two Big Macs in one visit or one one day and one the next. If they are going to get too assy about it, perhaps they'd prefer to lose my business altogether.

Did Nazis Plot To Create An Army Of Talkative Bitches?

One can quibble about the chronological placement of the Rapture. However, if you are going to deny a literal Tribulation, why not go ahead and dismiss a literal Second Coming or even Heaven as well?

Just because the Glee reprobates hand down a linguistic decree is no reason why the rest of society has to bend to it. While not nice to call a retarded person retarded, as a generalized put-down, it is no worse than many other insults.

The epidemic of food fights in public schools is evidence that there is little need for government nutrition assistance since obviously large percentages of students aren't malnourished.

Is Harold Camping Up Excrement's Creek Without A Paddle?

Is Lance Armstrong A Dope Fiend?

Will The Dimwitted Lose Faith Over Camping's Deception

Certain Manners Reveal How Much Some Adults Despise Children

Yahoo has promulgated a list of manners that it insists all children should know and abide by.

Many of these such as saying "please" and "thank you" or sending a "thank you note" are important courtesies. Others are simply a reminder just how much certain adults despise children.

Some of these serve no other purpose than to condition the individual into docility so as to be easier to control as adults.

For example, though a child ought to be trained to express their dislike of something in a polite manner, rule number six insists that "the world is not interested in what you dislike. Keep negative opinions to yourself, or between you and your friends, and out of earshot of adults."

Are adults so delicate that their world is going to be shattered should they hear that a child doesn’t like something? If society is that week, no wonder the Muslims are about to take over.

Furthermore, if this is harped upon as an adsolute, at what age does it end?

As an adult, might the person forced to live by this dictum then develop an inhabitation to speak out against anything imposed upon them by a self-appointed authority figure?

Most dictatorial regimes view governing institutions as the adults and the citizen or subject in the role of the child.

If one never speaks up to vocalize what is commonly referred to as a complaint, how will things ever change or improve?

Adults should try to get children to eat a healthy variety of foods, but there are some items you are just never going to like. I will have to pretty much be on death's door before I'll eat beets.

So if a child is never to inform an adult as to a food that the child does not like, should the child's gag reflux be adversely stimulated, will the adult clean up the regurgitation likely to result? Or will the child be duly beaten and told what a wretched example of original sin and unwillingness to submit to authority that they are?

Parents that insist upon slavish adherence to what has been agreed upon as good manners that force their children to consume all kinds of rotgut swill underaged taste buds and digestive tracts aren’t accustomed to should not be shocked fifty years from now when Junior or Sally are eager to toss them in the cheapest nursing home they can find and never look back.

I just might be rude. Some things I simply refuse to eat. Since you're not going to be there in the middle of the night holding my hand as I attempt to soak away a stomach cramp in hot water at 2 am, I don't really care how offended you are I didn't eat the slop you consider a culinary masterpiece that will no doubt taste as bad coming up as it did going down.

I one time remember reading a Gospel tract that the young Christian was obligated to eat whatever any authority figure put on their plate in order to prepare them for their future careers on the mission field. Newsflash: though it is a sacrilege to say so in some circles of Fundamentalist education, not everyone is called to go to the foreign mission field, especially if you can’t stand the site or smell of what the savages stick in their mouths. Besides, most of them want to come to America now anyway where we have decent tasting food.

My great grandfather use to threaten my grandmother that, if she or her siblings didn't eat something, he was going to shove it down their throats himself. So don't tell me the parents of centuries past were by default superior to the parents now.

As a society, we've gone too far into permissiveness, but neither is an overcorrection something to be desired. Treating your children with the respect and dignity is the best guarantor that they will emulate these qualities in the years and decades to come.

by Frederick Meekins

Wonder if New Agers believing in 2012 Judgment Day predictions will be as ridiculed as Christians suggesting 2011

Harold Camping could have been remembered as the broadcaster that kept classical hymns on the radio. Instead, he will be remembered as a kook that thought he knew more than the Bible in predicting the day as well as the hour that Christ would return for the Church.

Wonder if Harold Camping has blown his brains out yet.

If rappers the celebrate cop killers are "socially conscious", does that mean that wife beaters are merely practicing rigorous interactive marital communications?