The Epistolizer

Friday, March 03, 2023

Superman Beheaded

Superman Beheadedhttps://t.co/8T2ePugveD
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) March 3, 2023

Bible Answer Man Apparently Makes Bigger Fuss Over Dispensationalism Than Homosexuality

Bible Answer Man Apparently Makes Bigger Fuss Over Dispensationalism Than Homosexualityhttps://t.co/w4xieKElDi
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) March 3, 2023

Rick Warren & Russell Moore Exposed Fomenting Plague Cult Deceptions

Rick Warren & Russell Moore Exposed Fomenting Plague Cult Deceptionshttps://t.co/mrKBg9EtTc
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) March 3, 2023

Will The Mark Of The Beast Be A Computer/Brain Interface?

Will The Mark Of The Beast Be A Computer/Brain Interface?https://t.co/c1J0OaVkf1
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) March 3, 2023

Asbury Revival Linked To Measles Outbreak

Asbury Revival Linked To Measles Outbreakhttps://t.co/ejb63wKmEr
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) March 3, 2023

Woketopians Castigate Musk For Asking Where Condemnation Of Anti-Caucasian Animus?

Woketopians Castigate Musk For Asking Where Condemnation Of Anti-Caucasian Animus?https://t.co/ahZifI91m2
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) March 3, 2023

Marriage No Longer Deemed Worth The Grief

Marriage No Longer Deemed Worth The Griefhttps://t.co/kR1DdSWCki
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) March 3, 2023

The Asbury Revival: Discerning The Deception

Spirit Of The Antichrist Ruling From The Shadows

Will Bad Theology Make You Sick?

Getting Your First 1000 Email Sign-Ups

Perspectives On Artificial Intelligence, Biblical Revival & The Wokeness Cult

Dancing For The Piper: Overemphasis On Apologetics

While important not to be taken in my rhetorical traps or discouraged by ongoing skepticism, I don't see why tackling ongoing objections is to be looked down upon. Some might never decide to follow Christ. But by researching their objections, you are making their Hell all the hotter and your faith all the stronger.

Purpose Driven Retirement

How To Discern The Asbury Revival: Was It A Move Of God?

How To Return The Church To God & Reverse Its Wokery

United Methodist Meltdown & Ministry Executive Salaries

Transhumanism & Humanity’s Future

The Centrality Of The Resurrection

False Gospels In The Baptist Church

Revivalism: Confused Christianity

Substack Founder On How To Monetize Your Ideas

Walking Away From Righteousness

They Canceled Dilbert

Trending On Twitter: Was It Something Scott Adams Said?

Saying Yes To Catholicism

What The Dilbert Creator Actually Said That Ticked Off Afrosupremacists

Globalism Leading To Communism In America

What’s Happening At Asbury?

Should You Try & Find A Spouse?

Is Literature Education On The Verge Of Extinction?

Is Literature Education On The Verge Of Extinction?https://t.co/PkCPMdjAu7
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) March 3, 2023

Plague Cultists Continue To Tout Slave Muzzle Evangelism

Plague Cultists Continue To Tout Slave Muzzle Evangelismhttps://t.co/shzfS8Iehx
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) March 3, 2023

Why Study Systematic Theology?

Friday, February 24, 2023

Plague Cult Indulgences To Be Lavished Upon Afrosupremacists & Urban Deadbeats

Plague Cult Indulgences To Be Lavished Upon Afrosupremacists & Urban Deadbeatshttps://t.co/kZFyb5Webz
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) February 24, 2023

Becoming A Human Billboard Less Glamorous Than Advertised

Becoming A Human Billboard Less Glamorous Than Advertisedhttps://t.co/wRRb2mZhGB
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) February 24, 2023

Plague Cultists Lament Dissolution Of Microbial Inquisition

Plague Cultists Lament Dissolution Of Microbial Inquisitionhttps://t.co/RDKmPhjYUa
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) February 24, 2023

Will Bestiality Be Next Celebrated Debauchery?

Will Bestiality Be Next Celebrated Debauchery?https://t.co/ztN2mWcu1y
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) February 24, 2023

Proto-Heretic Publishes Book Hoping To Make Millions Condemning You For Having Too Much

Proto-Heretic Publishes Book Hoping To Make Millions Condemning You For Having Too Muchhttps://t.co/9D9y3PrNWE
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) February 24, 2023

Apostates Agitate To Neuter God

Apostates Agitate To Neuter Godhttps://t.co/j3JOFk9ASd
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) February 24, 2023

Mourning Pets Presents Unique Set Of Sorrows

Mourning Pets Presents Unique Set Of Sorrowshttps://t.co/1a0urHj2rz
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) February 24, 2023

The Case Of The Killer Cock

The Case Of The Killer Cockhttps://t.co/fGhMvIuJv2
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) February 24, 2023

Slaves Muzzles About Obedience & Not Disease Prevention

Slaves Muzzles About Obedience & Not Disease Preventionhttps://t.co/8mwdu0ysX7
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) February 24, 2023

Demented Autarch Surrenders United States To Plague Cult Vatican

Demented Autarch Surrenders United States To Plague Cult Vaticanhttps://t.co/tkBR00Byh5
— epistolizer (@epistolizer) February 24, 2023

Reptilian Overlords Are Extraterrestrial, Interdimensional & Subterranean

Asbury Revival Planned?

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Basic Legal Stuff For Post-Retirement Business

Purpose & A Paycheck

Achieving The Good Life After 50: Tools & Resources For Making It Happen

Exploring Second Act Careers

Theological Liberal vs. Theological Conservative

Independent Baptists vs. Southern Baptists

Christian Eschatology Explained

A Lost World Prepares To Welcome The Antichrist

How The Democrats Are Copying The Killing Fields Playbook

The Asbury Revival Examined

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A Transhumanist Future?: Not So Fast

The Asbury Revival: An Honest Discussion

Apologetics: The Problem Of Evil

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Judge Jeanine: We Are Allowing Anarchy To Take Over

Is The Asbury Revival A True Revival?

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Informational Meeting: The Future Of The United Methodist Church

Don’t Fear The UFO Invasion Hoax

Asbury: A Revival Without Jesus?

The Asbury Revival: Is It Real?

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Ignorance Is The Mother Of Destruction

Emergent Church Subversives Advocate Weakened America

Transhumanism: Is Man Trying To Become God?

Proof That The Asbury Revival Is Of The Devil

Monday, February 20, 2023

Pastor Insinuates Bereans Possibly Out Of Line

In a sermon, a pastor reflected with disapproval on two Bible college classmates that dared take down notes for the purposes of critiquing a sermon emanating from the pulpit of a church that the pastor fondly speaks of almost like some sort of fundamentalist Vatican.

But if those students that he insinuates were Calvinists were out of line for exercising what they considered theological discernment, on what grounds is it acceptable for this pastor to critique those critiquers?

But even more importantly, if mere pewfillers are to refrain from scrutinizing the ruminations of the anointed from the pulpit, shouldn’t the Apostle Paul have chastised the Bereans rather than extol them for doing nearly the exact same thing?

by Frederick Meekins

Will A Little Sag & Flab Make You Undesirable To God?

Those over the age of 25 are being admonished to remain away from the Asbury religious spectacle.

Perhaps it is that those over that age are likely more able to poke doctrinal holes in the ritualized proceedings.

Or perhaps God no longer finds you all that desirable if you have a little sag or flab.

Given the propensity of this educational institution towards woketopian fads, probably won’t be long until the number of Caucasians admitted are limited as well in order to boost the diversity statistics.

Before this is over, this is likely not going to be an actual revival but rather a religionist veneer poured over the politically correct nonsense that has been smoldering in churchy circles for some time now.

by Frederick Meekins