Saturday, January 21, 2017

Garrison Kellior Officially Apostatizes In Protest Against Trump Presidency

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Obama Threatens To Raise Up Generation Of Subversives & Jihadists In Quest To Regain Power

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Ranking Sorcerers Emancipated In Regime’s Waning Hours

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Will Original Cast Assume The Roles In Films Of Harry Potter’s Adult Adventures?

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Soros Takes One To Know One In Suggesting Trump An Aspiring Dictator

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Will Therapeutic Coloring Books & Stuffed Animals Prevent Post-Inaugural Campus Meltdown?

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Eschatologist Predicts Increased Civil Disturbance During The Trump Regime

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John Kerry Insists State Department’s Most Important Mission Is To Advance Prurient Interests

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Will Pope Extend Blessing To Philippine Tyrant?

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Will Frenzy To View Giant Alligator Result In Tragedy?

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Writing Historical Fiction

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Career In The Age Of App

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Vatican Operatives Rally To Obamacare’s Defense

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Gotham Edges Closer To Bestowing Nygma With Riddler Costume

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Employ Of Store Claiming To Empower WOMMENNNN Caught Mocking Them

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Pious Scottsman Outrage Cathedral Desecrated With Heathen Recitations

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Old Hag Lends Support To Babyklling Skanks

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Infanticide Upheld As Highest Ideal At Clustering Of Shrill Banshees

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Reporting On Religion

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Thursday, January 19, 2017

Crabs

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The Life & Words Of G.K. Chesteron

National Association Of Evangelicals Panders To Minorities

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Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Smoking Sign

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Establishmentarian Divinity Schools Threaten To Emasculate God

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Russell Moore Invokes Martin Luther King Day To Wallow In White Guilt

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Leftwing Episcopals Equate Trump With Voldemort

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Anglican Continuing Churches Announce Joint Synod

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G.I. Joes That Jumped The Shark

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Second Rate Women Don’t Deserve A Spouse Better Than They Are

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Satan & Lord Maitreya

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Is A Chemical Attack On The Trump Inauguration Being Plotted?

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A Visit To The Church Of Scientology

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Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Is There Any Proof Lecherous Old Coot Molested Fellow Councilman Or Is She Just Verbalizing Her Fantasy?

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Lunatic Threatening To Mutilate Himself If Trump Wall Build All The More Reason To Build It

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Construction Zone

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Gnostic America

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Monday, January 16, 2017

Congregation Pitches Tent Towards Gomorrah Instead Of Heavenly Jerusalem

Calvary Baptist Church in Washington DC has selected a “married” lesbian couple to co-pastor the congregation.

Yet this is not the first time this particular church has deliberately violated with enthusiastic forethought what has traditionally been categorized as the theology of the body..

In 2014, the congregation appointed an interim pastor that was transgender, apparently to lead the church from bad to worse.

In defense of surrendering the congregation's pulpit to a transgendered pastor, the chair of the Calvary Baptist personnel committee told the Associate Baptist Press, “Quite simply, this is who we --- Calvary Baptist Church, specifically, and Christians more generally --- are called to be a place that reflects God's love and recognizes, affirms, and nurtures God's call in each of our lives.”

By such a statement, the reader is to assume that whatever warped inclinations an individual might feel are to be understood as the divine calling in our lives.

So if a pastor expressed a desire to and actually touched buxom teen girls inappropriately, does that mean that a church is obligated to celebrate such a ministerial candidate by granting the individual a position of leadership?

The advocates of progressivism will respond but the pedophile psychologically damages the underaged minor.

But what do you think “Pastor” Robinson is doing to his own children since he did not spring his desire to live in this manner on anyone until after becoming a father?

For now, it seems his wife is standing by him.

But will she continue to do so once his distinctively male appendage is hacked off like a whithered garden weed?

What those falling over the edge of rank apostasy and the vilest manifestations of paganism really mean when they invoke terms like “love”, “affirmation” and “nurturing” is that they will only support those plunging along with them into the depths of libertinism and licentiousness.

For would this sort of “church” stand by someone that admitted to uttering the “N-word” under their breath some thirty years ago?

Better yet, as a more revealing test of their sincerity, perhaps this congregation should welcome into its pulpit a fire and brimstone pastor that would expose these kinds of sheol-spawned delusions for what they really are.

By Frederick Meekins

Anglican Dominicans: An Introduction For Seekers

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Faith Healer Drops Dead

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A Nation Like No Other

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Touching The Face Of The Cosmos

Apparently Huma Can’t Get Enough Weiner

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Key Concepts In Political Science

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Biden Elevates Obama To Near Messianic Status

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Denomination Founded As A Result Of Henry VIII’s Depravities Apparently Wants To Draw Line At Trump’s Pomposity

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Study Sponsored By University Named After Mormon Womanizer Condemns Superheroes As Too Masculine

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How To Write Comic Strips

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Are Catholics More Easily Duped By Transnational Dictatorships?

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Inherently Racist Sitcom Condemns Trump Election Victory

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Batman's Ex-Wife To Show Up On Arrow

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Reprobate Teens More Prone To Disease

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Southern Baptist Political Wing Invokes Unborn As Hostages In Standoff For Increased Handouts

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DC Baptist Convention Lacks Spine To Oust Married Lesbian Pastors

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Pastor Exegetically Proves Proscribed Courtship Theologies Pretty Much A Crock

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Friday, January 13, 2017

Kent Hovind Marries Anti-Vaccine Guru In Dinosaur Themed Ceremony

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Whites Apparently Obligated To Finance Handouts To Blacks Beyond Normal Confiscatory Taxes

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Speed Bump Sign

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Thursday, January 12, 2017

Alien Balloon

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Baptist Functionary Sides Against Common Christians In Christmas War

BapIn “The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe” by C.S. Lewis, one of the deprivations the White Witch imposed upon Narnia was that, under her rule, it was always winter but never Christmas. Through this literary device, Lewis was able to emphasize how the profound truths of existence are often reflected and even pointed to by the simplest pleasures of life.

It is ashame Southern Baptist cultural functionary Russell Moore has failed to grasp this particular axiom. In what amounts to a column posted at his website titled “Is There A 'War' On Christmas?” (the word “War” placed in quotations to no doubt undermine the seriousness of this concern), this particular theologian astutely analyzes and exegetes the seriousness of Christmas as the celebration of God incarnating in human form and how the flippancy in which that mystery is often approached is itself a symptom of the degree to which Western civilization has strayed from the straight and narrow.

However, Dr. Moore doesn't seem to grasp that these incidental slights that Moore seems to dismiss also point to the degree to which the culture has been deChristianized. For example, Moore writes, “But the huffing and puffing that we tend to do when marketers don't get our Christian commitments is, I think, a little bit off base.” Moore goes on to conclude, “...when we think about this war on Christmas, we shouldn't turn this into a fight for our right to party...And we need to remember that the darkness isn't overcome by sarcasm, or personal offense, or retaliatory insults, or boycotts of Wal-Mart or whatever it is.”

As part of his public persona, Russell Moore has positioned or branded himself as a minister sensitive to the concerns of particular favored aggrieved constituencies . For example, Dr. Moore serves as a token Anglo on the National Hispanic Christian Leadership Conference and has released public statements that just about blame White people for the upheaval perpetrated during Black Lives Matter protests rather than the rampaging activists themselves.

These days linguistic tensions are so taunt with many of those in the majoritarian demographic walking around on egg shells for fear of a misconstrued verbal inflection resulting in a lost job or even threats of physical retaliation. As an historical reference one only need recall the outcry over Ross Perot's articulation of the phrase “You people”.

Therefore, if Christians in general and Evangelicals in particular see those in positions of leadership that don't mind instructing we mere dimwits of the congregation how we are to be in submission to them and to follow their example getting worked up into a froth over things considerable removed from the average American's daily purview of concern, why shouldn't it be expected for people to react vocally for the small yet existentially substantial things that they actually care about. For example, if we are expected to get worked up over someone manhandled by the police that deliberately decided to disobey la enforcement's perfectly justifiable instructions, shouldn't professional religionists such as Dr. Moore ought to express a little more sympathy for the common Christian feeling insulted that the holiday displays at the local mall or “big box retailer” don't seem sufficiently Christmasy?

Dr. Moore further observes, “...I think we need to keep in mind most of these issues that we take offense at are done by corporations ...[that] are trying to sell products. They are really not trying to offend constituencies...That's not good economics at all for anybody.”

Would Rev. Moore as dismissively let the actions of government he found questionable slide by without comment? After all, one of the purposes of bureaucracy (which it somehow never seems to achieve by the way) is to as efficiently as possible weigh, process, and prioritize the interests of the numerous factions that constitute an incomprehensibly complex technologically advanced society.

For example, if the average believer is to be persuaded that merchants harbor no nefarious intent by instructing that the greeting “Happy Holidays” be articulated rather than “Merry Christmas”, why shouldn't we believe that the misunderstanding is as simple in regards to something that the professional religionists might care about such as the effort to eliminate the tax exemption of the clergy housing allowance? It might, after all, merely be an attempt to raise revenue rather than as part of an orchestrated conspiracy to shackle ministers by undermining their freedom of religious expression to speak out on issues of moral importance (though it is never explained how authors and journalists are not similarly hindered by not being extended the same protection in the tax code).

Moore further observes, “...many, especially in the culture-making ...sectors in American life, see Christmas kind of in the same way that most Americans see Hanukkah. One knows about [it]...[But] They don't know the background story.” As such, Moore suggests that, instead of getting angry, we ought to instead teach those around us about the miracle of the incarnation and the blood atonement.

Always a good idea. But if these things aren't being taught, whose fault is that?

Perhaps the average pewfiller zooms in on retail establishments that blatantly thumb their noses at what Dr. Moore seems to dismiss as holiday trivialities rather than those that might appropriate the veneer of the devotional in pursuit of more trivial ends because deep down these believers have might have an inclination that something is askew but cannot hone in on something more specific. Many times they have not been taught much better than their secular non-churchgoing counterparts.

For example, as someone on the Southern Baptist payroll, does Russell Moore spend much time emphasizing and teaching what C.S. Lewis categorized as “Mere Christianity”? For it seems for much of the past year or so the theologian has spent an inordinate amount of time bashing Christians that got behind the Trump candidacy because, despite his faults, Trump was about the only presidential contender willing to admit that drastic action needed to be taken at the boarder.

Some might respond that it is not the place of a pastor or minister to co-opt the sanctified solemnity of the pulpit or even the clerical collar to wallow in the banalities of political affairs. However, that has not prevented Russell Moore and those of a similar mindset infiltrating the Southern Baptist Convention from speaking out on issues regarding immigration and related minority concerns.

These exegetical activists insist Scripture is inherently pro-immigrant as evidenced by the protections extended to the strangers dwelling in the midst of Israel. Yet seldom do these homilists point out that these outsiders were also compelled to live in respect of Israel's culture and the importance both the Old and New Testaments place upon abiding by the duly constituted laws of the nation's in which one happens to reside.

Dear reader, don't fall for the delusion that what Russell Moore and allied malcontents are simply calling for is the humane treatment of those that have no right or permission to be here as they are escorted from the premises of the United States as part of the deportation process. What they are in fact calling for is the elevation of deadbeats and agitators to a place of superiority over the average taxpaying pewfillers and citizens.

For among a list of ultimatums issued by Evangelical progressives posted on the Huffington Post was one demanding that White Christians DEFER to their counterparts of color. Will there be similar pleas from the authors published by that font of leftwing propaganda for protesters to DEFER to the instructions articulated by law enforcement during roadside encounters or to the rulings handed down by the judicial system? So much for assessing individual by the content of their character rather than by the color of their skin.

Given the nature of the public pronouncements that he has become increasingly known for, it would be easy to assume that Russell Moore is transitioning from being a minster of the Gospel to something more of a COMMUNITY organizer not all that different than Barack Obama in his early days. Perhaps the best thing any Christian might do next holiday season is to direct their charitable dollars towards institutions other than those affiliated with Moore's wing of the Southern Baptist Convention.

By Frederick Meekins

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Crooked Sign

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The Superiority Of Theism Part 3: Unbelief's Defiance Of Common Sense

According to Geisler and Turek, a number of scientific discoveries come down on the side of the cosmological proof rather than the steady state hypothesis. To assist in remembering what these are, the authors have provided the acronym SURGE.

“S” stands for the Second Law of Thermodynamics. The Laws of Thermodynamics stipulate that, within the universe, there is only a finite amount of energy and that over time this energy is dissipated into disorder or entropy.

From this, both the scientist and the theologian must come to similar conclusions. If there is only a finite amount of energy in the universe, by definition there had to have been some kind of starting point or things would have already reached maximum entropy in ages past. Yet we find that we are still here.

This alone is enough to cause the Steady State house of cards to come crashing down. However, from the remainder of their acronym, Geisler and Turek provide the apologist with additional lines of scientific evidence attesting to a moment of creation.

The letter “U” stands for universal expansion. In 1920, Astronomer Edwin Hubble deduced from the red shift in light that the universe is expanding outward from one particular point.

Traditionally, those embracing the idea of God creating the universe have held the notion of the Big Bang at arm’s length. The concept must be handled with caution because if one is not careful one can end up with a less than Biblical cosmology where matter is as eternally existent as God and not dependent upon Him for its existence. However, the expansion of the universe is itself a confirmation of the laws of thermodynamics as it points to a definitive point of creation because, if the cosmos was infinitely old, the universe would have collapsed back on itself by now.

The “R” in SURGE stands for “radiation” from the Big Bang. Discovered in 1965 by Arno Penzias and Robert Wilson, cosmic background radiation was left over from the moment of creation and has not yet dissipated (81).

Yet another aspect of the cosmic background radiation attesting to a deliberate intelligence at work in the universe is the concept of “galactic seeds”, which serve as the “G” in SURGE. According to the theory of cosmic background radiation, this energy signature would not be uniform across the backdrop of space but instead be scattered about in concentrated pockets.

Geisler and Turek write, “These temperature ripples enabled matter to congregate by gravitational attraction into galaxies (82).” These seeds themselves attest to deliberation, as Geisler and Turek further elaborate, “The ripples show that...the universe was precisely tweaked to cause just enough matter to congregate to allow galaxy formation but not enough to cause the universe to collapse back on itself (83)."

The "E" in SURGE stands for Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. According to Geisler and Turek, the theory posits a need for an absolute beginning for space, time and matter since these are interdependent with one not being able to exist without the others. It was because of the theory of relativity that scientists were able to discover the expanding universe, cosmic background radiation and galactic seeds (84).

Despite the marvels of nature, a number of those most familiar with its technicalities and implications continue on in their unbelief. For example, some such as Robert Atkins attempt to evade the matter of how matter came about. In his “Creation Revisited”, Atkins postulated origins derived from mathematical points swirling about in nothingness which Ravi Zacharias pointed out to him after a debate moderated by William F. Buckley were actually something (80).

Others such as Robert Jastrow admit, "Astronomers now find they have painted themselves into a corner because they have proved by their own methods that the world began abruptly in an act of creation...That there are what I or anyone would call supernatural forces at work is now, I think, a scientifically proven fact." Yet according to Geisler, these minds continue on in their agnosticism despite the evidence. Hence the name of Giesler's book “I Don't Have Enough Faith To Be An Atheist”.

The theist might be ready to let his guard down to rest thinking a decisive victory has been scored in the apologetic encounter. However, the battle is far from over.

For while the cosmological argument brings the unbeliever into a more theistic orbit, it hardly brings him to the embrace of a creator that cares about His creation or even relates to it on a personal level. The reluctant theist might even attempt to save face by countering that, even if some force or entity we have come to refer to as God set the universe in motion, what we see around us including ourselves is the result of random chance and deterministic consequences spanning back millennia.

By Frederick Meekins

Bibliography: Norman Geisler and Frank Turek. “I Don't Have Enough Faith To Be An Atheist.”

History Affects Ecclesiology

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But Isn’t Watching Women Fight Women No More Immoral Than Men Fighting Men?

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Donald Trump Accurate In Observation Regarding “Blackish”

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Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Koran Recited In Cathedral As Act Of Worship

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So You Want To Write Fantasy?

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Cattle Skull Ornament

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SETI Researcher Hints Borg Poised To Assimilate The Galaxy

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Worldbuilding: Creating Realistic Fantasy Settings

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Civil Libertarian Natt Henthoff Passes

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Megachurches Grow Increasingly Cultic

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Should The Exonerated Still Be Ruined With Legal Fees To Feed The Judicial Tyranny?

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Writing The Novel

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Careers In The Second Half Of Life

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Monday, January 09, 2017

Sunday, January 08, 2017

Saturday, January 07, 2017

Is Torture Victim Too White To Merit Public Sympathy & Outcry?

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Gay Black Anchor Insists Torturing Whites No Big Deal

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World Marvels That Charles Manson Not The Model Prisoner

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Secrets Of The Alien Covenant Leaked

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Obama Lodges Nose In His Own Backside

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Should Minorities Be Allowed To Vandalize Without Consequence

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Will The National Defense Authorization Act Make it Illegal To Criticize The Government?

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Vegan Christians Claim To Know More Than Jesus

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Baptist Pastor Admits The Only Valid Churches Are Those Traced Back To The Vatican

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Susan Boyle Lives Humbly Despite Wealth

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The Future Of Aging

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Footage Documents Horrific Walmart Shooting

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Terrorist Sympathizer Arrested As Pedophile

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