Monday, June 01, 2015

Filthy Raghead Insists Earthquakes Caused By Women Wearing Pants

But in all fairness, there are some hardline Baptists that say nearly the same thing.

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Will Teacher Be Penalized For Peddling Unauthorized Confections?

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Sunday, May 31, 2015

Saturday, May 30, 2015

The Lasting Vitality Of C.S. Lewis

Fascinating how the money of those deemed never good enough to be allowed to do something in a group context is never denigrated as such.

Radical Homeschooler Implies Feeling Up Your Toddler Sister No Worse Than Sleeping In Sunday Morning

If radical homeschooler Kevin Swanson is insisting that all is forgiven with Josh Duggar, would he allow him to babysit toddlers or head up an elementary youth ministry?

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Friday, May 29, 2015

Reformation Anglicanism

New Denominations Organize To Combat Carnal Apostasy

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Obama Commands That You Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Him

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Actor Denigrates The Geekdom That Feeds Him

Actor Simon Pegg insists that comic book movies are infantilizing the adult population. Instead, we ought to be “watching challenging fare that asks moral questions.”

Mind you, this is an actor whose claim to fame has been as Scotty in the recast Star Trek series and as a sidekick in the Mission Impossible films.

The Avengers: The Age Of Ultron was about an artificial intelligence with a messianic complex that was the result of bestowing upon it the mission of “peace in our time”.

Other comic book cinematic adaptations are just as profound.

The X-Men regularly confront the dilemma of balancing the needs of accepting others different from ourselves while also protecting ourselves from those that would use those differences to harm us.

If those are not considered plots with profound ethical implications, apparently “challenging moral questions” must be little more than a euphemism for movies needing more scenes with buxom Jerry Springer lesbians (not flannel wearing butches) rolling between the sheets with one another.

Most people spend their $10 per ticket to see robots or extraterrestrials being blown to pieces.

They are not going to part with that much money to be berated as to why they ought to feel shame for having been born White or even American.

By Frederick Meekins

Internal Border Checkpoints Tyrannize Americans

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Will Pope Francis Urge Handing Global Control Over To Anti-Christ To Protect The Environment?

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Should A Free People Be Compelled To Report Bank Withdrawals To Federal Authorities?

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Thursday, May 28, 2015

Tolerancemongers Condemn Coulter For Exposing The Inferiority Of Third World Cultures

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Anglican Apostates Insist Sex Change Operations Should Be Celebrated Like Baptism

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Priest Warns Of Technoshamanism’s Dangers

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Regarding the proposed Johnny Quest movie. Let’s just hope Race Bannon and Benton Quest aren’t depicted as a gay couple.

Will Pope Francis Agitate For The Abolition Of The Bill Of Rights?

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What Other Doctrines Will The Southern Baptist Church Compromise To Curry Third World Approval?

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Penis-Hating Lesbians Hormonally Molest Child

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Southern Baptist Functionary Foments Disdain Against The White Race

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Will The Church Of England Adopt A Menopause Liturgy?

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Episcopal Rector Apparently Has Sweet Tooth For Gay Arm Candy

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Will Obama Next Seize Control Of Your Urine Stream?

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Will TLC Continue To Milk The Duggar Cash Cow?

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Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Ministries Begin To Weigh In On Duggar Scandal

In a SermonAudio homily, a pastor condemned interest in the Duggar scandal as a form of gossip and tale bearing.

But if the information conveyed is true, is it gossip?

Some might respond that, because this information impacts only the Duggars, no one else but the involved parties need to know about it.

But if assorted religious propagandists uplifted the Duggars as some kind of ideal to emulate in terms of breeding out of control and for ways to curtail the freedoms of their children, shouldn't it be exposed where these figures fall short in adhering to the most simple and obvious Christian standards?

If it is considered gossip to report when this family falls short, shouldn't celebrating their hyperlegalistic proclivities also be considered a form of gossip when these are invoked for the purposes of manipulating one's audience into believing that their own walk with God is inferior when they prefer not to rely upon so many externalities in their own spirituality and religious devotion?

In reflection upon the Duggar scandal, a pastor on SermnAudio remarked how worldlings are gleeful when Christians fall into sin.

But don't we believers tend to do the same thing in regards to the adherents of assorted false belief systems?

Who among us didn't latch onto the Roman Catholic abuse scandal as proof to the shortcomings of that variety of Christianity?

So now shouldn't similar outrages be taken as proof that things might not be as perfect in hardline Evangelicalism as the missionary prayercard photos would lead us to believe?

In reflecting upon the Duggar scandal, a pastor criticized the number of homseschooling families that position themselves almost as teaching ministries as they share their practices and techniques with others but without the formal ecclesiastical authority of eldership.

The peculiarities of certain homeschool families are secondary in regards to that comment.

What this minister is saying is that you should not be allowed to publish a book or speak at a conference convened beyond the direct oversight of a church body without the permission of your pastor, deacon board, or consistory.

The response to that in terms of organized religion is who is going to stop me?

by Frederick Meekins

Ann Coulter Admits Third World Cultures Are Inferior To America

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In his Memorial Day oration, Obama assured the assembled that the world is now at peace. Hours later, aircraft are grounded as a result of jihadist bomb threats.

Church Attempts To Force Wife To Remain With Pedophile Husband

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Are Roman Catholic Elites Conspiring To Recognize Gay Marriages?

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Does Pope Francis Believe Non-Roman Catholic Christians Still Go To Hell?

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In a Newseum interview, Larry King lamented that there are too many on the Internet now attempting to be journalists. To that, the response ought to be, “Podcaster, silence thyself.”

If a noticeable percentage of graduates in a particular field of study are of a particular racial or ethnic background, I don’t see that the rest of us need to flagellate ourselves and rend our garments in sackcloth and ashes about it.

Larry King: A LIfe In Broadcasting

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Reflections Upon The Duggar Allegations

Radical homeschoolers argue that parents ought to pull their children out of formalized academic settings and not even allow their daughters to entertain thoughts of attending college because of the numerous incidents of molestation and sexual assault that occur in the halls of learning.

Given the molestations allegations that have come out against Josh Duggar, if that is what goes on behind the close doors of the first family of homeschooling, should Christians now evaluate that form of education as well?

His own sisters are alleged to rank among his victims.

But since he was married by 20 years of age, he is not the deviant.

You are if you are not according to radical homeschoolist propaganda.

Would there be as much outrage over the Duggar allegations if these parents had not attempted to rule over their children with such an iron fist?

Seems to me your son molesting one of your daughters would be more a sign of failed parenting than if your kids kissed someone before their wedding ceremony.

Perhaps this tragic story should be taken as a warning that parents procreating at such a shocking rate don't always pay that much attention to the children whom it is claimed are loved more than the children of those parents that spawn a more manageable one to three.

No wonder the one Duggar girl got married to someone on the other side of the world. Always figured it was to get away from that crowd.

Who would have thought it would have been over something so terrible.

Mark my words.

Before it’s all over with, the Duggar that can’t keep his hands to himself will be addressing riveted crowds on the topic as to why septuagenarian singles shouldn’t even be allowed to sit with one another in church.

By Frederick Meekins

Would Bernie Sanders Force Americans To Wear Mao Suits & Toil In The Rice Paddies?

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Dalai Lama Calls For The Abolition Of Other People’s Liberties & Property

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Duggar Maidens Wanting To Flee Cult Compound Castigated As Harlots

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Will Detroit Be Reorganized As A Jihadist Colony?

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Duggar Parents Hand Victimized Daughter Over To Abuser As Housewarming Present

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Was Family Brutalized By Kentucky Gestapo Apparently Too White For Media Concern?

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Veterans With No Media Experience Deserve No More Opportunity In The Field Than Any Other American

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Debauched Libertines Demand Christians Applaud Carnal Depravities

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Moron Seminarian Expounds True Christians Endure Victimization For The Good Of The Collective

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Thursday, May 21, 2015

Review Proves Why Most Christians Films Not Worth Watching

Regarding The Avengers: The Age Of Ultron, radical homeschooler Kevin Swanson is profoundly offended that Captain America verbalized a swear word during the climactic conflict of the film.

Is Kevin Swanson going to maintain that nothing questionable would slip out of his mouth while battling a genocidal Artificial Intelligence on the cusp of perpetrating an extinction level disaster?

The radical homeschooler’s critique of the film went beyond questionable dialog selections on the part of the screenwriters.

Tony Stark in particular was condemned as an individualist and not being much of a team player.

But isn’t that the characteristic of Robert Downey’s interpretation that has made his performance endearing over the course of the interlocking Marvel films and one with which sarcastic loners with a tendency to dance to the beat of their own drum have been able to identify?

As the review progressed, Swanson finally revealed the nature of his ultimate disapproval with the film.

For you see, with the exception of the archer Hawkeye, the protagonists are to be condemned because the are SINGLE (as in unmarried) for a variety of reasons.

For the most part, shouldn’t these characters be applauded for that decision because of the particular vocations in which they find themselves?

Captain America was in suspended animation for over 70 years while the woman he loved, Agent Peggy Carer, aged at a normal rate and if developments in her own TV miniseries are any indication, eventually moved on to marry somebody else as she didn’t even know those many decades that he was even still alive.

So in the eyes of the radical homeschoolers, is Steve Rogers not supposed to work through that profound emotional trauma before wedding someone else that he might not really love?

As to the Incredible Hulk, despite the slight sparks there with Black Widow, perhaps Bruce Banner has character enough to realize that he is better off without a relationship in which the normal stresses of which could set off his condition to the point where he wouldn’t simply snap at his wife in a less than courteous tone but instead level his entire neighborhood.

Though it was amusing to discover that Hawkeye had a secret family that he had concealed from his colleagues in the espionage and costumed adventurer communities and that served as a reminder of what these heroes are fighting for, these are action adventure films (not chick flicks).

While passing romance and flirtations add flavor to the narrative, the primary purpose for these films is to see robots and aliens blown up.

I don’t really care to see Superman flying Lois Lane from store to store looking for new drapes for the Fortress of Solitude.

Perhaps the most disturbing thing said by Swanson in his analysis was that we must be careful not to limit the designation of witchcraft to those claiming to be witches.

Instead, anyone whose power comes from a source other than God is guilty of this grievous offense.

An argument can be made as to the technical accuracy of that claim.

However, it must be remembered that Swanson advocates a political philosophy known as theonomy or Christian Reconstructionism that calls for the implementation of Biblical law as the nation’s comprehensive social policy and statutory code.

Since that is the case, how ought and to whom should the Biblical injunction of “Suffer not a witch to live” be applied?

For if definable limits are not placed upon such a principle, it could certainly be manipulated as a clever way to justify executing your political and philosophical opponents.

Vigilance is required whether one is dealing with a maniacal artificial intelligence or a podcasting minister that hasn’t fully considered the implications of his theological pronouncements.

By Frederick Meekins

Will Neville Longbottom Also Be Former Harry Potter Castmember’s Porn Name?

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Would Transhumanist Party Candidate Surrender Control Of Government To Skynet?

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Should Parents Select Offsprings’ Mates Like Breeding Cattle?

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Trayvonites Erect Shrine

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Students Threatened With Failure & Ruined Careers If They Did Not Submit To Vaginal Probes

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Duggar Not Allowed To Kiss Until Wedding Day Apparently Copped An Underage Feel

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Swedish Midwife Blacklisted For Refusing To Perpetrate Infanticide

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Did Scotland Yard Consider Science Fiction As Subversive Hate Speech?

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On The Flash, if Eobard Thawn was erased from the timeline altogether, does that mean the entire series now resets itself? Because it was established earlier in the season that he murdered the real Dr. Wells and assumed his identity in order to build the cyclotron 20 years earlier than it would have been. (And will riot police need to be called in at Comicon should debates about this get out of hand?)

A Facebook theologian said “Furthermore, should preaching God's Word be contingent upon what is popular to keep the tithes and offerings coming in? Many churches have prospered that do not preach the gospel such as Joel Osteen's congregation.” That comment was in response to my own about if you are going to insist that dead babies go to Hell, don’t expect much in the collection plate or even for the parents to come back to church if that is the degree of comfort your ministry provides. It must be something to go through life that devoid of emotion. Preaching God’s word might not be contingent upon what is popular. However, neither does it necessarily be expressed in such a way as to rub salt in what has got to be one of life’s most crippling psychological wounds.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Pastor Threatens Damnation Of Children To Silence Critics

Pastor Jason Cooley at SermonAudio homilized that, if you are critical of the pastor in front of your children, your children might apostatize from the faith in the future.

Dependent upon what the pastor is accused of doing, if the deed is sufficiently egregious, doesn't the pastor also bear some of the responsibility for this potential religious abandonment?

What this pastor was doing from the pulpit was attempting to frighten critics into silence.

Pastor Jason Cooley admonished in the sermon that one ought to largely remain silent regarding a pastor's errors or mistakes.

He likened this form of criticism and analysis to a form of backbiting or secret whispering spoken of unfavorably in Scripture.

Often a pastor's sermons consist in large part of what others have done wrong even if the names are changed.

Therefore, what is so wrong with the average Christian, as part of their own ministry, exposing errors on the part of pastors so that all throughout Christendom might be better protected against them when spiritually assaulted by similar doctrine and pastoral malfeasance elsewhere?

Scripture warns about spreading secrets and talking about that which one ought not or which there is no verifiable proof.

However, a sermon is a public oration.

As such a discourse, it is open to reflection by and cogitation upon by those that hear it. The role of the pastor is to protect the flock.

Then shouldn't it be the role of studied voices from within the flock to protect the flock from the pastor even if that protection consists of little more than assurance that more than one mind is formulating these kinds of concerns?

By Frederick Meekins

Harboring A Penis No Longer Disqualifies Applicant From Girl Scout Membership

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Christian Researcher Caryl Matrisciana Stricken With Cancer

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Is Chelsea Clinton A Crazy Bitch Just Like Her Mother?

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The Flash To Tackle Multiverse Cosmologies

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If Her Fiancé Can Accept Her Bastard Child, Will Bristol Palin Accept His Ex-Wife?

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Teacher Suspended For Refusing To Sacrifice Her Class To Rampaging Demoniac

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Obama’s Blow $57,000 On Vacation While White House Propagandizes Bike To Work Day

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Will Air Force Punish General Recognizing A Deity Other Than Obama?

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Would John Kerry Abolish Internet Freedom To Placate Global Totalitarians?

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Is Bill O'Reilly A Wife Beater?

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On Master Chef, will the Muslim gal featured on the commercial be required to handle pork products?

Monday, May 18, 2015

Pastoral Ego Nearly As Large As The Political

A pastoral round table discussion posted at SermonAudio as part of the News & Focus program of the Berean Baptist Church in Fayetteville, North Carolina snidely remarked that Mike Huckabee was only running for president to acquire additional name recognition and that he had no chance of winning.

The analysis is correct.

However, it elicits a number of additional observations.

I'm not really much of a Huckabee fan.

I just don't really care for candidates that insist that the government should track the weight of your children for national security reasons when some of their own offspring from an official family photo look like they top the 300 pound mark.

However, according to these pastors, are we to take away the impression that whether or not we attempt something should be predicated upon the possibility of earthly success?

Secondly, which of the candidates isn't running for name recognition in the form of the prestigious positions or lucrative book deals and speaking engagements that will accumulate at the end of the campaign trail?

What in life is not done for name recognition?

On an episode of Futurama, it was joked that all of civilization was just an attempt to impress the opposite sex.

When you come down to it, one of the primary reasons human beings procreate is so that your name will continue after you are dead.

Name recognition, in part, is why people get involved in ministry.

Sure, there is a deeply spiritual motivation to spread the Gospel.

However, if that is the only reason, why did the church posting this podcast attach its name to the file as well as those of the participating pastors?

By Frederick Meekins

Have Mother's Gotten The Shaft In Superhero Origin Stories?

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Establishmentarian Republicans Threaten To Execute Thought Criminals

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African Savage Beats Italian Girl For Daring To Wear Cross In Italy

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Will Diversity Fanaticism Corrupt The United Methodist Church?

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Vatican Insists It Hands Out Peace Medals Like Sailors With Chickletts On Shore Leave

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Liberal Presbyterians Jubilantly Celebrate Their Destruction

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Yellowstone Visitor Realizes If You Mess With The Bull You Get The Horns

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Military Worshippers Mock Patriots Raising Jade Helm Concerns

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Apostate Coopts Mother’s Day To Denigrate Whites

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A couple has started a GoFundMe campaign to finance their honeymoon. How is that any tackier than these wedding gift registries that demand brand, item, and quantity of a desired item?