Monday, April 20, 2015

Lutheranism 101: Church, Government & Pastors

Should Allegiance To Certain Church Movements Excuse Profound Moral Failings?

The following quote attributed to Jack Hyles was printed in a church bulletin: “The time consumed between the opportunity to do right and the doing of the right is often spent trying to justify doing wrong.”

A valid observation.

Sort of like the time Hyles concocted a convoluted doctrine not unlike that of Mormon celestial marriage to justify him spending more emotionally intimate time with the church secretary than his actual wife.

Then there was also the time Hyles summoned the deacons to the pulpit and had them vow before the congregation how these church officers were willing to take a bullet if so directed by the pastor.

Will the church bulletin be providing edifying Chesterton quotes in the upcoming weeks and months as well?

Likely not.

For the wisdom of this journalist will likely be disqualified for such an honor because of his ultimate conversion to Roman Catholicism.

For you see, in the brand of Christianity that celebrates ecclesiastical separation as something akin to a prime directive, it is not enough for a thinker to have enunciated an observation or proposition exuding truth.

Often, it is even more important that the intellectual under consideration hold membership in the right organizations and avoid contact with movements condemned as beyond a narrow pale of acceptability.

How else under the lofty identity of Fundamental Independent Baptist can one justify promoting a ministry that has profoundly harmed unnumbered throngs while likely numbering among history's reprobates some of the most gifted writers to ever contemplate the human condition?

By Frederick Meekins

Will Obama Turn Walmart Complexes Into Extermination Camps?

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Other than for purposes of social indoctrination, having a gay couple in the recent NCIS: New Orleans infant abduction story didn’t add anything to the plot.

Is The New World Order Attempting To Starve Americans In Martial Law Exercise?

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Will Obama Lavish Reparations Upon Multigenerational Deadbeats?

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ISIS Radicals Conspire To Exploit White Liberal Guilt

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Does Brittney McHenry invoking her celebrity status in a confrontation with a tow company differ all that appreciably from the verbal manipulations engaged in by law enforcement, racial activists, and even certain veterans in the attempt to get their way?

Is Michelle Obama The Biggest Welfare Mooch Of Them All?

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Will Obama Expend Nearly 300,000 Gallons Of Fuel At Earth Day Appearance Insisting You Have Too Much?

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Sunday, April 19, 2015

Friday, April 17, 2015

Woman Not Wanting Her Ass Cheeks Smeared Across The Internet Should Have Covered Them Over

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Britt McHenry still hasn’t destroyed as much property as the average Occupy movement beatnik or Ferguson vandal.

Regarding the Britt McHenry tirade. Did she just bore into the woman at the counter or was something said to her that set her off?

AD Miniseries Denounced As Catholic Mysticism

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It was criticized that most youth pastors are young. Maybe so. But if aspiring ministers don’t start at this level, when these individuals apply for more senior positions later in their careers will search committees toss in their faces that they are insufficiently experienced?

Will New Star Wars Trilogy Resurrect Vader?

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White Self-Loathing Infects Southern Baptist Leadership

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Are The Young Fleeing Christianity Because Of The Incessant Obligation To Have Fakey Smile Slapped Across Your Face?

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But Didn’t Greedo Ask For Frito Lays Before Han Solo Shot Him?

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Teacher Invokes Underprivileged Status Of Students To Justify Intelligence Gathering Operation

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Girl Scouts Consider Transvestite Recruits

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Thursday, April 16, 2015

Atlantis & The Coming Ice Age

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Students Held Hostage During Hillary Propaganda Stop

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Should Church Members Submit To Pastoral Interogations?

In an interview on Generation’s Radio, Albert Martin --- former pastor of Trinity Baptist Church in Montville, New Jersey --- elaborated fondly that over the course of his ministry there that it was the practice to inflict upon the members of the congregation an annual inspection in their homes.

During this interrogation, he would gather intelligence as to the spiritual state of the occupants. His interlocutories would assess areas such devotional life, quality of marriage, and the extent to which the residents were “integrated” into the church.

And what if a church member refuses to allow a member of church leadership into their home?

So long as a member is not bedding someone other than their mate, leaving bruises on a spouse, or does not themselves instigate a request for assistance from the church, is the state of your marriage or what goes on in your home really any of the pastor’s business?

by Frederick Meekins

Revolution To Conclude As Digital Comic

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Should Black Youths Be Lavished With Applause For What Is Simply Expected Of Other Demographics?

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Regarding the gyrocopter assault on the Capitol lawn. Is life so miserable as a result of campaign finance reform to likely endanger a post office pension over?

Leftist Catholic Lush Chris Matthews Calls For Exclusion Of Conservative Evangelicals From American Politics

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Vatican To Expand Carbon Footprint Expelling Gas In Favor Of Global Warming

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Governor Stokes Jihadist Uprising In Iowa

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Interesting. If you learn about Alexander the Great under the auspices of a traditional Western Civilization course, it is racist oppression. However, if you learn about him during a course on homosexual history, you are being liberating from the heteronormative hegemony.

Make A Joyful Noise To Irritate The Depraved

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In a sermon, a pastor admonished that not only is one required to come to worship but that one must come in a spirit of Sabbath rest. Some people just can’t turn off their minds. Once again, would it rather be that people don’t show up at all?

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Catholic Bioethicists Warn Of Transhumanism’s Assault Against Human Nature

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Fanatic Legalist Damns American Service Personnel As Babykilling Perverts

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Muslims Allowed To Defile Christian Church With Apostate Worship

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Should Deluded Weirdos Be Allowed To Mutilate Their Birth Certificates Prior To Their Genitals?

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In a sermon on Christian apathy, fanatic legalist Jason Cooley condemned the entire U.S. military over the actions of a few errant soldiers. Therefore, extrapolating the pastor’s logic, ought we to condemn the entire Independent Fundamentalist Baptist movement for its errant sex crimes that are comparable to any Vatican debaucheries?

Aging German Harlot Volunteers As Breeding Sow

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In a sermon, a pastor berated the congregation for not knowing where Zephaniah was in the Bible. Perhaps he would rather they never return to the church he pastors.

Does Tim McGraw Oppose To The Second Amendment?

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Catholic School Insists Depravity Must Be Whitewashed

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Trayvonite Deadbeats Beswarm Unsuspecting Motorists

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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Tolerancemongers Police Jeb Bush's Racial Background

Tolerancemongers are in an uproar over Jeb Bush selecting the category of Latino on a voter registration form.

Apart from kowtowing to threats of mob violence, there really isn't much of anything that can be done about his claim.

For you see, acceptable definitions of the demographic categorization include individuals who self-identify as Latino and who share a language or cultural heritage.

Jeb speaks fluent Spanish and married a Mexican woman.

In a number of his policies, he favors his adopted compatriots over his genetic kinsman.

Shouldn't America be more outraged that here, well into the 21st century, that voter identification procedures still collect intelligence as to a citizen's racial or ethnic background?

Furthermore, what about these Hispanosupremacists now insisting that they do not want any of “HIS KIND” (meaning Jeb Bush) to consider themselves among their number?

Isn't this a greater outrage than Ross Perot uttering “You people” at an NAACP rally?

Even more importantly, how is this appreciably different than the Nazis that would disqualify for membership in the Volk or COMMUNITY anyone they deemed polluted or contaminated by so called “Jewish blood”?

by Frederick Meekins

Will Wonder Woman’s Pussy Get Big Screen Play Time?

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Pentagon Eggheads Undermine America’s Founding Documents

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Vatican Exorcists Issue Warning Regarding Seductive Vampires

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Former Protestant Eagerly Surrenders Fate Of His Soul To Vatican Functionaries

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Producers Give The Flash Jungle Fever To Placate Tolerancemongers

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In a chapel address, a pastor remarked to the assembled students about the Christian tendency to condemn fellow believers for behaviors and decisions that are not necessarily sins. But don’t many pick up a number of these peculiarities from the litany of regulations imposed upon them in their formative years in the Christian schools that they are expected to attend? If not, is the student going to be allowed to slide by if at this school if they smuggle a Harry Potter novel or even a G.I. Joe comic book were smuggled onto the campus?

In a chapel address at a Christian school uploaded onto SermonAudio.com, the pastor admonished that he did not want students giggling during what the minister considered the discussion of a mature topic. But if youngsters giggle during a topic that makes the students uncomfortable, shouldn’t that be considered a blessing that the pupils still possess a degree of innocence? For does not the Scripture lament those no longer able to blush?

Catholic Bishop Confesses He Didn’t Realize Pedophilia Was A Crime

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Should School Systems Be Reorganized To Placate Immigrant Malcontents?

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Monday, April 13, 2015

False Teaching In The 21st Century Church

So if we are to believe David Wilkerson had powers of precognition beyond deductive observation and analysis, why didn’t he foresee the traffic accident that took his life in a manner that could have prevented this tragedy?

So in analyzing the decline of Christianity in America, does Jim Bakker reflect upon the role he played in that?

In peddling survivalist rations, does Jim Bakker also intend to provide the firearms to prevent the theft of such provisions by rape gangs?

Jim Bakker Takes Interest In Tom Horn's Vatican Warnings

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Interesting. In the 1980’s, Jim Bakker’s racket was resort hotel timeshares. Now it seems to be survivalist rations.

Increasing Number Of Roman Catholics Insist God Moving The Church To Embrace Gay Marriage

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Fanatic Homeschooler Equates Singles With Filthy Vagrants

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Prolifers Insist Power Of Prayer Limited By Geography

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Students Given Extra Credit If Not Particular As To Whom Strokes Their Privates

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Does The Head Of Southern Baptist Missions Travel Across The Country In Luxury Browbeating Congregations Regarding World Poverty?

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Afrosupremacist Judge Sanctions The Victimization Of White Children

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Will those that have complained incessantly about Jesus and the Apostles being “too Anglo” in certain narrative Bible productions speak out about John the Beloved appearing as Black in the AD miniseries. I thought it was Simon of Cyrene before figuring it out.

Depraved Presbyterians Wallow In Infant Sacrifice

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Apostate Bishops Proclaim Sound Doctrine A Greater Threat To World Christendom Than Moral Depravity

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Government Insists Subjects Lower Than Medieval Serfs

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Wednesday, April 08, 2015

Are Deadbeats Poised To Collapse The American Political & Economic System?

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Michelle Obama Shakes Her Ass At Christ's Resurrection

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If Maya Angelou had been White, would the Post Office have authorized a stamp only a year following her death?

Should The Media Ignore Episcopal Scandals?

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Was Maya Angelou A Plagiarist?

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Obama Insists You Must Surrender Modern Technology Because His Daughter Had Asthma

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Will Walmart Security Goons Conduct Intelligence Gathering Operations Against Christian Employees?

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Will Christians Refusing To Hunger Strike Be Blamed For Depravity’s Advancement?

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A 12 year old was denied the $20,000 ESPN prize for completing nearly perfect March Madness brackets because he is under 18. However, had the lad wanted access to an abortion or birth control, the same corporatists would enunciate little objection. Too bad Walt Disney, the parent company of ESPN, is not as eager to protect the underaged from molesters as they are apparently statutorily objectionable financial gains.

New York Times Propagandist Advocates Persecution Against Christians Refusing To Celebrate Homosexuality

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