Friday, September 19, 2014

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty has enunciated more than his dislike of homosexuals. He has also made known his disapproval of fat kids, city dwellers, men that like cats, and females not married by the age of 15. In one episode, his wife insinuated that it is inappropriate for unmarried couples to hold hands. Wonder if they will make similarly doctrinaire statements regarding their granddaughter shaking her backside in a skimpy outfit on national TV. Or, as “Christian leaders”, do they get the customary exemption from the standards we non-celebrities are expected to adhere to.

Butch Lesbian Deems Herself Too Foofoo For Grumpy Cat Voiceover

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Queen Sasquatch Confesses To Cancer Patients Being Married To A Dumb Ass Makes Her Sick

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Do Sodomite Heresiarchs Intend To Destroy Evangelicalism?

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Do Godless Schools Require Armored Vehicles & Grenande Launchers To Keep Students In Line?

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Rape Victim Arrested For Refusing To Thank Muslim For Treating Her Like A Whore

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The Elements Of Sermonizing

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The Worldview Of Horror

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United Nations Endorses Islamist Invasion Of America

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Dieing Children Forced To Put Lives On Hold For Queen Sasquatch

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Government Propagandists Still Beating The Global Warming Drum

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Educators Gather Intelligence On How Students Like Their Privates Jiggled

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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Analysts Rush To Defense Of NFL Player Accused Of Child Abuse

Charles Barkley insists that the beating of children by athletes should be overlooked because that form of discipline is a “Southern Black thing”.

Will he be suspended from his broadcasting duties like the correspondent that simply asked why Janay Rice would deliberately marry a known domestic abuser?

Will Black media personalities insisting that the beating of their youth by parents is just the way things are done down South insist that Paula Deen's fortune be restored because what she said in the privacy of her own home to her husband that resulted in no bodily injury is just the way things were done down South?

Since it was the way things use to be done, are those applauding the beating of a four year old to the point of bodily injury going to also tell us that it's also appropriate to deny children wholesome affection such as hugs or that to lavish attention and resources on one child to the point of neglecting other less desirable children in a family for no legitimate reason is acceptable.

Those kinds of things use to go on as well.

According to former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka, the propriety of a parental action such as a beating is to be determined by the pile of money or status that accrues to the recipient of such tactilely intensive correction.

If Adrian Peterson has approximately seven children by near as many women none of which he is married to, there has obviously been some kind of shortcoming or breakdown in the parental process somewhere.

Adrian Peterson's methods of discipline are being justified or overlooked on the grounds that that was the way things were always done.

Peterson is estimated to have fathered seven children.

He refuses to disclose the answer to this question himself definitively.

Nor does it sound like he is married to any of the mothers.

In those heralded golden days of yore invoked to justify the bruising of a four year old, didn't you usually get married before procreating that prodigiously?

Perhaps we should hold off a bit before lavishing this reprobate with father of the year accolades as some in certain conservative circles seem eager to bestow upon him.

By Frederick Meekins

Sodomite Rapists Trolling The Ranks Of The U.S. Military

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Study claims liberals and conservatives smell different. That’s likely because filthy beatniks are less likely to bathe.

Has Pope Francis Crossed The Line Into Marian Idolatry?

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What The Hell?: Satanists To Recruit Sacrificial Victims In Florida Schools

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Is Obama Attempting To Control How You Take A Crap?

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Maybe if the NFL did not chastise players wearing Jesus shirts, there might be fewer players birthing string bastards by nearly as many women as their kids and not as many players knocking their harlots unconscious in elevators.

Mathematics Denounced As Caucasoid Phalocentricism

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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

The Calloused Digit #1

The Calloused Digit #1 by Frederick Meekins

Southern Baptist Missions President Applauds Family Neglect In God's Name

In a sermon titled “The Gospel Demands Sacrifice” posted at YouTube, President of the Southern Baptist International Missions Board Daniel Platt emphasized the Gospel requirement that our love for Christ should surpass even what we have for family.

As an example, Pastor Platt praised John Bunyan who was tossed into prison for refusing to stop preaching when ordered to by Anglican authorities despite the hardship endured by his family in general and his blind child in particular.

The Christian should not deny Christ.

However, Bunyan was initially imprisoned for preaching without a license.

Whether we agree with that or not is a secondary matter.

Often in a fallen world, the situations are so bad that the individual is forced to prioritize from a list of less than ideal options.

From the Wikipedia entry on John Bunyan, one gets the impression authorities were not initially inclined to imprison Bunyan until he blurted out that he'd be out preaching again the next day.

That causes one to ponder was it necessarily Christ that Bunyan was infatuated with or the adrenaline rush one can get from a good fight.

I Timothy 5:8 admonishes that those that do not take care of their own family are worse than an infidel.

The same ones praising John Bunyan for in their minds putting Christ in a proper place above the needs of his family would turn around and heap condemnation upon others for not taking care of the Bunyan urchins.

However, shouldn't taking care of the spiritual and physical needs of these children have been the foremost life's mission of the Bunyan parents?

Why couldn't have Bunyan been as an upstanding Christian example ministering to the needs of his ailing child and instead return to spreading the Gospel to others behind the back of authorities at a later time?

Jesus did indeed counsel that the believer's love of family should look like hate in comparison to that for Him.

However, the most profound expression of devotion to Christ may be in loving our family members in those times we feel like loving them the least or get distracted by a cause we deem much more exciting than the mundane duties of this world.

By Frederick Meekins

Ohio State Consent Regulations Requires Man To Articulate Why He Wants To Insert His Penis Into Vaginia, Lick A Bosom, Or Spank A Backside

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Is A Scientific Charlatan

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Chinese Students Taught How To Take Down Superpowers While American Students Taught To Use Plastic Weiners

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Obama To Send Troops To Africa To Contract Ebola

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Vatican Vehicle Seized In Drug Interdiction

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A Lutheran Analysis Of Baptists

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Girls Assert Right To Troll Hallways Dressed Like Streetwalkers

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Evangelical Reprobates Propagandize On Behalf Of Gay Marriage

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Refusing to admit ISIS terrorists are not Muslim is akin to insisting the Japanese did not bomb Pearl Harbor.

Important Philosophers: Plato

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So apparently we are to embrace Black folks beating their kids senseless but are expected to rend our garments in sackcloth and ashes should the gaze of mall security linger upon them a little too long.

Maxine Waters Should Be The First Hag Made To Wear A Bag Over Her Face

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Monday, September 15, 2014

Halloween Sermon Exposes Minister's Desire For Religious Dictatorship

In part one of a sermon series titled “Halloween: A Biblical Critique Of James Jordin & American Vision”, Brian Schwertly of the Reformed Presbyterian Church of North America did not argue against the autumnal celebration on the traditional grounds that the celebration was pagan per say.

Rather he argued against it from the standpoint of the Reformed belief against the impropriety of man authorizing holy days not found in Scripture.

In this homily, he seemed to praise and certainly did not criticize Scottish authorities at the time of the Reformation that forbade under penalty of law those celebrating such commemorations after Presbyterianism became that nation's established church.

However, if man does not have the authority to compel extra-biblical holy days, on what grounds does one then forbid an individual from incorporating these practices as part of their individual devotion after they have been informed that observation of the day is not necessarily a requirement?

For does not Romans 14:5-6 seem to indicate that these sorts of matters are more in the realm of individual conscience?

In a sermon against Halloween, Presbyterian Brian Schwertly described a prank he use to engage in during that particular time of year where he would light a bag of, in his words, “poop” on fire and leave it on someone's porch.

Instead of remorsefully recounting this story in a tone of repentance, he actually laughed about it.

If Halloween really is as evil as the hardline Fundamentalists make it out to be, wouldn't that be the equivalent of fondly recalling before the congregation how Buffy down at the gentleman's club would twirl as she was giving him a lap dance?

Wouldn't an ultalegalist such as himself consider a person exhibiting such glee in the House of God insufficiently contrite?

Yes, he should be classified as an ultralegalist as he insinuated at another point in the sermon series that Roman Catholics and Arminians should be denied citizenship in the idealized Christian Reconstructionist regime.

In the sermon “Halloween: A Biblical Critique Of James Jordin & American Vision, Part 2”, Brian Schwertly examined the argument that Christian participation in Halloween is valid and legitimate as a way of ridiculing the power of Satan.

Schwertly contends that such a perspective is inappropriate in light of Jude 1:9 in which it is suggested that even the mightiest of angels are cautious about underestimating the Old Deluder.

However, it has been suggested that often conceptualizing of evil in a literary or narrative form similar to a fairy tale can assist the young in placing these kinds of fears and terrors in a proper perspective.

Why can't the symbology of Halloween play a similar kind of role?

But more importantly, perhaps the argument about justifying Halloween as a way of minimizing Satan's influence through good old fashioned ridicule came about as a result of the need in some of the more rigorous wings of Evangelicalism to always find itself in an “on position” in terms of some grand outreach effort or engaged in some never-ending confrontation.

Can't a kid just go out for a night dressed in costume to collect some candy without it being as if the Apocalypse was looming or the fate of the world hanging in the balance?

By Frederick Meekins

The Future Of Methodism & Gay Marriage

Understanding The Orthodox Christian Faith

Wow. What insight on the part of that mouthy Long Island Necromancer broad. She is sensing at an autism fundraiser that someone has endured a tragedy with a son.

Can Adults Be Banned From Purchasing Otherswise Legal Products?

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Cultist Insists You Are Worthless Until You Find Place To Park Your Penis Or One To Let In Your Lady Garage

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It is often requested during opening prayers at many churches that those gathered in the House of God be there solely for God alone rather than out of a sense of tradition or because of friends. But is it really an either/or proposition? For the most part, is it not good or at least a potential good that these days that the person is there at all? Why can't those things such as tradition or friendship which God created for good be used to draw someone to the Lord?

What Religious Liberties Will Holder Defecate All Over To Combat ISIS?

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Southern Baptists Oddly Silent On How Whorish Behavior Also Undermines Respect For Women

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If mixed swimming is to be frowned upon because it might lead to impure thoughts if members of the opposite sex catch site of one another in their bathing trunks, shouldn't same gender aquatics also be discouraged since such might exacerbate latent homosexual inclinations?

Is It Racist For Police To Investigate Auto-Humping?

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Does CBS Categorize The Pledge Of Allegiance As Hate Speech?

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What Is Visioncasting?

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Is American Brat Sentenced To Hard Labor In North Korea Getting What He Deserves?

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Why I Became An Orthodox Christian

Jihadists See Toddlers As Sex Slaves

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In an exposition on the verses from Romans 14 teaching that two Christians can hold differing convictions on a matter and still each be within the will of God, it was insisted that it is still the prerogative of the pastor to expound their particular interpretation given the nature of the homiletical act. And it is the prerogative of the average believer if they feel so called to use social media to analyze and critique such oratorical pronouncements.

Radical Homeschooler Calls For The Elimination Of Retirement & The Return Of Child Labor

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Is Superman Or Captain America The Greater American Icon?

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It is said that some have a conviction against attending movie theaters because of the inappropriate “laying on of hands” that at times takes place in such establishments. Don't some refrain from attending certain kinds of churches (and sometimes even all churches altogether) for the exact same reason?

What be amusing with RG3 out for the season would be the White quarterback leading the Redskins to the Super Bowel.

It certainly exposes as to whose side Obama is on when he has no problem bestowing municipal and university police forces with advanced military weaponry but refuses to fortify the border in a similar fashion.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

In suggesting educational reforms, pundit Greg Gutfeld commented that students should be taught to build rather than blog. But as a media personality, isn't he not much more than a glorified blogger?

The National Council Of Churches on 8/18/2014 issued a statement regarding the death of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri. The statement read in part, “These killings, as well as those of hundreds of Americans...at the hands of increasingly militarized police forces is a great and growing concern. A peaceful, healthy society requires trust...between citizens and law enforcement.” One must stop and ask if the National Council Of Churches was a morally reflective and critical of Communists and Socialists when the organization was snuggling up to these kinds of regimes, movements, and revolutions during the Cold War years.

Obama Downplays Atrocities Against Christians & Women In Tirade Against ISIS

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Astute Cardinal Inquires How Does Compulsory Recognition Of Sodomite Matrimony Differ From Sharia Law

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Should Social Engineers Seize Control Of Children As Soon As They Emerge From Birth Canal?

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Are Roman Catholic Prelates Eager To Climb Into The Saddle With Rump Rangers?

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Diversitymongers Condemn Breakfast Cereal As Epitome Of White Oppression

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Afrosupremacists Desecrate Religious Iconography

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How To Find Meaningful Retirement Work

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Biologically, actress Sara Gilbert is not expecting her first child with her wife. The child is with whomever was duped into denoting his man sauce.

Hyperlegalists Commence Assault Against Christmas Three Months Early

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Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Retirement & Encore Careers

Liberal Pissants Too Good To Look At Camo

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DC Comics Attempts To School Fans In Multiverse Theory

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If Frau Obama's nutritional guidelines forbid hardboiled eggs as inappropriate for school lunches, shouldn't the annual White House Easter Egg Roll also be canceled? After all, though it's hard to say for certain given the kinds of moral permissiveness applauded by this regime, no parent in their right mind would bring their child to participate in a White House hypodermic needle toss or condom follies.

Trayvonites Threaten Additional Violence In Missouri If Demands Not Met

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Washington Post Brownnoses Obama's Pet Mexican

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Golf Courses Shouldn't Have To Pander To The President

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Is Queen Sasquatch Actually A Lesbian?

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Musical Prodigy Categorized As Fugitive Delinquent

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Brian McLaren Insists The Bible Can Mean Anything You Want In The Age Of Apostasy

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Obama Distributes Bayonets To Police To Disembowel Uppity Americans

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Will Religious Fanatics Mass Produce Android Converts?

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Pope Francis Hints Group Of American Nuns Are Ribald Strumpets

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Tuesday, September 09, 2014

Should Vatican Pedophile Receive Harshest Punishment Possible?

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Thought Police Interogate NBA Player For Noticing Player Black

Fascinating. Contemporary Blacks drone on incessantly about being Black but Whites apparently to be persecuted for daring to notice.

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How To Utilize Digital Media To Develop A Cult Following

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How To Find Your Passions (2.0)

The same leftists in media and activism agitating for an increase in the minimum wage often get around having to pay their entry level help altogether by categorizing such positions as “internships”.

Would Legion Of Superheroes Be DC's Answer To Marvel's Guardians Of The Galaxy?

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Is The Respiratory Virus Outbreak An Immigrant Epidemic?

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President Obama is to give a speech regarding ISIS at 9 PM, Wednesday on 9/10/14. You will probably get more accurate insight into the intelligence and counterterrorism process if you instead tune into “Legends” starring Sean Bean and Ali Lauter broadcast on TNT at that same time.

How To Write Comics

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President Obama insists that his plan to eliminate ISIS could take years. No doubt, this could very well result in his attempt to promulgate an executive order circumventing the Constitution (like so many of his other) insisting that he is not bound by presidential term limits.

Wonderful news. Bill O'Reilly and Megyn Kelly dismissively assure that the Travyvonies rampaging through the supermarket wasn't really so bad after all since both White and Black people where beaten over the heads with pumpkins within inches of their respective lives.

Paganism In Today's Culture

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The Present & Future Of Orthodox Theology

Students Should Tell San Francisco Educators To Lick Their Sausage In Defiance Of Meatless Mondays

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SheTaxi is a taxi new service that employs only female drivers and accepts only female passengers. What if someone wanted a taxi driven by someone other than an Al Qadea poster boy who can barely speak a lick of English? What if a passenger demanded a driver other than a vehicularly incompetent Asian woman? What if a transportation company refused to pick up anyone but White customers?

Monday, September 08, 2014

Homeschool activist Kevin Swanson condemned as “traitors to the cause of freedom” World Magazine for publishing a story drawing attention to a number of homeschool students believing they were not served well by that pedagogical modality. Swanson is correct that those with a Christian worldview ought to expose the deficiencies and abuses of the secularist system. However, if one's loyalty is to God's truth and just not those claiming to be on your side, aren't those that were possibly mistreated in the name of religion also allowed to verbalize their concerns so as to better protect the movement from falling into Satan's snares? If entire ministries can be established to expose the dangers of the public system, what is wrong with someone doing the same regarding the underside of private and home education? True freedom must remain vigilant to protect against both the overly and areligious.

In a sermon on the purpose of the church, an Orthodox Presbyterian pastor remarked that the believer does not have the right to determine their own mission. It depends what is meant by that. One is not free to pursue a lifestyle in violation of the parameters of the “Thou shalt nots” of Scripture. However, within those boundaries one is free to “work out one's own salvation in fear and trembling”. If you zigged into one legitimate career instead of zagging into another, on what grounds can Jesus get ticked off at you unless He deliberately tells you what to do in the areas marked by considerable individual choice and preference?

Trayvonite Horde Loot Supermarket

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To President Obama, saying ISIS is a manageable problem means that he will be whisked away to an underground bunker while you will be left to deal with your own fester sores oozing with puss should there be a nuclear, chemical, or biological attack.