Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Democrat Has A Hankering For Earwax

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Was Adolf Hitler A Christian?

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Serbian Bishop Accused Of Rape & Murder

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Duggars Conspire To Spawn Yet Again

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Will Obama Squelch Internet Dissent?

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Episcopal Bishop Downplays Islamist Nature Of Nigerian Terrorists

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Anglican Unscripted Considers Hashtag Diplomacy

Are Robowhores The Wave Of The Future?

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Gay Marriage Inserts Itself Into The Keystone

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Presbyterian Food Fellows Spread The Gospel Of Gastronomical Upheaval

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Will Pope Francis Dupe World Christianity Into Surrendering To The Vatican?

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Islamist Rampages In Library

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Sexual Atheism

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Islamists Crackdown On Premarital Perambulation

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Scientists Engineer Animal/Human Hybrids

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Insufficiently Brainwashed Bob Jones University Students Placed On "Character Probation"

Sounds like a way of punishing those that have necessarily done anything wrong.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Letterman surprised anyone would go see Godzilla. I'd pay to see a Godzilla movie before I'd pay to see Letterman.

It was claimed that there is no quicker way to clear out a church than to preach election and predestination because doing so supposedly separates the sheep from the goats. Within that statement is also the assumption that non-Calvinists are going to Hell. However, why is someone obligated to remain in a congregation that will do little more than create mental despair and emotional depression? Because in such congregations, not only is one constantly berated and belittled for the least little offense but are constantly beaten over the head that God created you for no other reason that to let you fall into the Hellfires of eternal damnation.

Presbyterian Predestined To Whore Around From First Day On The Job

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Obama Minions Promise Increased Dictatorship

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Eco-Nazis Raping Mother Earth

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Youth Apologetics Training

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Refugee Likens Obama To The Vietcong

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Multnomah Publishes Gay Propaganda

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Jack Chick Anti-Roleplaying Game Propaganda Gets Cinematic Adaptation

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Sailor Moon Uncensored

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Afrosupremacist Deadbeats Agitate For Handouts

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Milksop Irish Anglican Pleads With Gays Not To Leave The Church

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Vince McMahon Nears Financial Ruination

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Frau Obama Laments That The Constitution Does Not Allow For The Extermination Of The White Devils

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What Do The Amish Believe?

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Sandheathens In Uproar Over Peck On The Cheek

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Is Paige Patterson Surrendering Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary To Jihadist Muslims?

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Obama Castrates US Counterterrorism Operations By Eliminating Medical Intelligence Gathering

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Does Jeb Bush Admire Massive Interventionist Social Welfare?

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The Modern Church & Neopaganism

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Is The UFO Taliban Attack Video A Hoax

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Notre Dame Reprobates Deny Recognition To Cub Advocating The Superiority Of Heterosexual Marriage

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Washington Post Advocates Surrender To Skynet

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Young Patriots Defy Frau Obama's Food Fascism

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Has Sorcery Mesmerized The Church?

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Transhumanists Await Extraterrestrial Messiah

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Bobba Fett & Han Solo, Well, Solo Movies Announced

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Chipolte Invites Brigands To Loot Their Establishments

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Charismatic Psychic Vampires Claim To Ingest The Ministerial Energies Of Departed Holy Rollers

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Monday, May 19, 2014

Are Bushmen Cannibals Eager To Hunt Down Sandheathen Sex Traders?

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Frau Obama Recruits Urchins As Thought Police Rat Finks

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In an interview about his new book “What Works”, Cal Thomas remarked that movie goers are tired of “car chases and violence”. Unless it’s a Rod Sterling-esque masterpiece where two characters are describing some pending horror, what man is going to pay to see a movie where the characters do nothing but drone on about their “feelings”. If a movie does not have a gun, sword, robot, spaceship, or a dragon, its barely worth watching.

Cal Thomas On Making America Great Again

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In an interview regarding his new book “What Works”, pundit Cal Thomas lamented debate programs where representatives from competing sides bore into each other. If not for that format, would anyone even know or care who Cal Thomas was?

Trolls Arrested For Defiling Church Lawn In Act Of Copulation

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Living As Lutherans

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Did PETA ever make a fuss about government operatives slaughtering Cliven Bundy's cattle?

Academic Denied Honorary Doctorate For Cracking Down On Occupy Deadbeats

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Spiritual Preparation: Standing On God's Word

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John Kerry Denounces Critics Of Government As Impediments Of Moral Progress

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Former Archbishop Of Canterbury Echoes Pope's Call To Destroy The Middle Class

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How Religion Benefits Even Atheists

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Lad Impresses Dimwitted Blonds With His Ball Handling

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Should You Refuse To Shake Hands With People Of Certain Ethnic Backgrounds?

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Is Spider-Man The Most Human Superhero?

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Congresss Out To Save Their Own Asses During EMP Attack

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Southern Baptist Functionary Bending Over Backwards For Homosexuality Reams Talk Radio A New One

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Eleven Principles Of A Reagan Conservative

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Tom Horn Warns Of Pending Systematic Religious Persecution

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Fire Devastates Gettysburg Exotic Animal Rescue

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Michael Jackson hologram a test run for the image of the beast mentioned in the Book of Revelation.

Delegate Eleanor Homes Norton is to speak at a news conference urging federal authorities to refrain from interfering in the District’s local affairs such as gun control and pot legalization. Does she intend to as enthusiastically guard the constitutional prerogatives of states to prohibit sodomite matrimony?

White House Pool Reporter Detained In Tool Shed

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Pervert Pastor A Peeping Tom

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Terrorist Attack At Midnight Godzilla Showing

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Pope Insinuates Non-Catholics Go To Hell

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Pervert Arrested For Intimately Probing ATM Change Slot

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Holder Demands Trayvonite Hooligans Be Allowed To Rampage Unpunished

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Friday, May 16, 2014

Why Shouldn't Hungerstrikers Be Allowed To Kill Themselves?

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Will Menstrual Leave Be The Next Demand To Give Employers Financial Cramps?

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Isn't Claiming Boko Haram Isn't Islamist Akin To Insisting The SS Wasn't Nazi?

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The Other Superhero

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Can Students Be Suspended For Non-Crimes That Occur Off Campus?

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Why Are Lettuce Inspectors Packing Submachine Guns?

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Virtual Life In A Storyless World

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Crisis In The Anglican Communion

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Obama Administration Denies Entrance To Christian Nigerian Victimized By Jihadists

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Bishop Schori Calls For The Systematic Extermination Of Unborn Africans

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Should Christians Use The Term "Easter"?

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Michael Savage & Brent Bozell Commence Flame War

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Radical Homeschooler Calls For Surrender To Herd Mentality

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Sweden Surrenders To Islamist Conquerors

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