Friday, May 09, 2014

Batsuits and Capes: The Science Behind Batman's Body Armor

How Whites With Shriveled Manhoods Take It Up The Backside

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Perhaps The UN Should First Loot Vatican Coffers

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Rise Of The Robosexuals

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A Lutheran Review Of "The Amazing Spider-Man 2"

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Marion Barry Shouts Racism At Whites Daring To Expose His Incompetence & Corruption

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If members of a congregation are not permitted to leave a congregation if they want, one what grounds is the pastor permitted to leave when he feels “called elsewhere”?

In a podcast discussion of doctrinal distinctives, a caller remarked that like an oak tree, once you have been planted in the church, you don’t leave. That is until they carry you out after have swigged from the doctored Kool-Aid or carried out on a stretcher following the ATF raid. You leave anytime you feel in your spirit that things aren’t up to snuff.

Does Your Church Have Doctrinal Distinctives?

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In a podcast discussion regarding doctrinal distinctives in the church, it was remarked that one should not seek a likeable pastor. That said, neither is one obligated to remain in a church with one where you constantly bash heads or where one feels belittled. If you aren’t careful, Jonestown can result.

Pope Insists Deadbeats More Deserving Of Property Than Those That Actually Earned It

Since this is about a "spirit of generosity", perhaps the Vatican can start by auctioning off the golden toilets surrounded by ancient pornography.

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If Hillary Clinton expresses an interest in girls in regards to the abducted Nigerians but didn’t bat an eye when 59 boys were burned alive, shouldn’t that be viewed as potential evidence of her likely lesbianism?

The Nigerian government is refusing to let the American advisors entering that turd pile to bring weapons. To that, we should say good luck finding these children ALL ON YOUR OWN you jungle heathens.

Why didn't anyone give a tinker's dang when Boko Haram burned 59 boys alive?

Pissants Breaking In House Get What They Deserve

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Interesting. In response to those worked up into a frenzy over the kidnapped Nigerian girls. Aren't they normally the ones insisting no culture is superior to any other and remind "WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE?"

Unidentified Plague Grips Latin America

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Agent Carter Of SHIELD Gets Own Series

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Shouldn't we be troubled by Michelle Obama holding a hashtag sign reading "Bring Back Our Girls". Technically, they aren't her girls.

Todd Wilken Takes On The Missouri Synod Lutherans

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Pro-Infanticide Congresswoman's Panties In A Wad Over Dr. Dobson Tirade

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Do Female Clergy Lead To Gay Marriage?

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Will LA Get A Sci-Fi Museum?

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More Men Sport Fancy Socks

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Thursday, May 08, 2014

Life In The Medieval Cloister

Are Perverts Drawn To The Ministry?

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The Exclusive Claims Of Christianity

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Will The Heritage Foundation Dilute Its Message To Reach Moderate Audience?

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Interesting. Licentious progressives demand such uniformity of mindset that those privileged to be spotlighted in the media targeting that particular demographic must not be allowed to formulate streams of cognition contradicting this ethical hegemony even when these reflections are not highlighted in the information such personalities are contracted to convey. For example, HGTV removed from its lineup a new program titled “Flip It Forward” because the Christianity espoused by the hosts of the program opposes gay marriage and abortion. Never mind the fact that it would be Christian beliefs that would motivate an individual to assist the destitute in acquiring shelter. That should teach the hosts a lesson. Perhaps they should just use their skills at carpentry and real estate to accumulate wealth for themselves with those unable to do so allowed to fritter into destitution and ruination in compliance with the Darwinian hypothesis. Yet when there is the possibility that a small segment of the media is at least open to the possibility of allowing for the expression of a broadly traditionalist or theistic perspective in a public format, these very same licentious progressives rampage how this one outlet is suppressing dissent. This is particularly evident in liberal opposition to Fox News. Derangement against that news organizations is so widespread and vehement that some time ago, liberals about pulled their hair out how the network was featured in episodes of 24 (a drama that tends to skewer conservative in terms of its viewership) even though Fox (the network upon which 24 aired) and Fox News are owned by the same company.

Baptist Pastor Insists Non-Calvinists Worship Image Of The Beast

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Harvard Tolerancemongers Celebrate Satanic Mass

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Real Estate Tycoons Not Fit For Televsion For Failure To Embrace Depravity

Interesting. Apparently what one does in the privacy of one’s bedroom is no one’s business. However, what one thinks about what one should do in the bedroom is the sole determining factor of public concern.

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A pastor condemned a fellow minister for making an idol technology because he did not return a phone call after several attempts but replied to a text within 30 seconds of receiving one. What we have here is not so much a sin but rather a difference in personal technological preference. So would condemnation on part of an Amishman or a Luddite of the minister conducting his communications through telephone rather than through written correspondence or perhaps face to face also be valid or would that simply be viewed as fanatic overkill? And what of those that condemned the proliferation of the printing press during the days of the Reformation?

An article title in an academic journal laments “The Still All-White World Of Children’s Books”. In an age of self-publishing, don’t minorities have no one to blame for that but themselves? In light of reaction to Cinco De Mayo celebrations on the part of certain disgruntled agitators, frankly if White authors wrote about minority characters, those of such a literary inclination would probably see their lives threatened and any good name they had ruined with the charge of “cultural misappropriation”. Like the new euphemism of “climate disruption”, the allegation sounds like a crime worthy of a Nuremberg tribunal but ultimately doesn’t really mean much of anything. Lastly, if minority children don’t want to read about White characters, why should White children want to read about minority characters?

Interesting. In terms of coercing compliance irrespective of whether or not that which being called for is a clearly delineated issue, pastors often emphasize the Hebrews 13:17 calling for obedience of those that rule over you so that their task might be joyful. What about the verse where those in authority (especially parents) are urged not to provoke those under them to wrath?

A Facebook status update claims that because of a Michelle Malkin column exposing the perversions of alleged pedophile Bryan Singer, we will never be able to view the director’s films the same way again. So does this same standard apply to the allegations we hear surfacing about Bob Jones University and Pensacola Christian College. Or when these sorts of shocking surface in our own camp, we are suppose to turn a blind eye?

Hispanics are jacked out of shape when an establishment attempts to brownnose them by having employees wear sombreros and serve foods such as burritos for Cinco de Mayo. Shouldn’t such outrage be granted about as much respect and legitimacy as members of Ku Klux Klan staging a protest over waiters dressing up like Pilgrims and serving turkey on Thanksgiving?

In justifying why a pastor must never be seen in a Hawaiin shirt, a fundamentalist Baptist insisted that the world needs to see that we are like God and not the world. So how is such a perspective markedly different than those that insist ministers should wear clerical collars and vestments rather than business suits? Isn’t it that the business suit is the clerical collar and vestment of most hyperlegaistic fundamentalists?

Thought Police Demand Planetary Censorship Of Top Gear

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Satan Statue Enjoys A Good Lapdance

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A number of questionable assumptions were expounded in an elocution on national repentance based upon the Book of Joel posted on SermonAudio.com. For example, for true repentance to come about the pastor insisted that first one was required to first conduct a “fast of the spirit”. Apparently, it is not enough to abstain from that which is merely sin. One must also abstain from those desires that find their origin in the flesh but are otherwise legitimate. So does that mean if your backside itches, you can’t scratch it? Giving up that which one is not required to does not earn brownie points with God. If anything, it merely takes one dangerously closer to works-based righteousness “at best” and at worst might push one over into a proto-gnosticism that denigrates materiality and embodiment. Secondly, this pastor went out of his way to spoof those that prefer to deal with there in the pew any conviction they might be under from the Holy Spirit rather than going forward to make a, shall we say, spectacle of themselves in the front of the church. Instead, in times of judgment, repentance must be made public. So apparently, not only can’t you scratch your own backside, you’ve got to cop before an audience to each time you’ve stolen a glance of someone else's backside Frankly, on what grounds do these variety of Baptists then complain about Roman Catholic ritualism such as confession, unnecessary penance, and bodily mortification?

Is Saudi Arabia Conspiring To Extend Religious Dictatorship Worldwide?

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Is DC Comics Still Giving Bill Finger's Family The Finger?

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For Preachers Only

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Transhumanist Conference To Ponder The Theological Implications Of The Pending Singularity

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Wednesday, May 07, 2014

New Evangelicalism: The New World Order: How The New World Order Is Taking Over Your Church (And Why Your Pastor Will Let Them Do It To You)

Obamaphiles Warn Ecological Collapse Imminent Without Environmental Dictatorship

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Does Charlie Crist Advocate The Extinction Of The White Race?

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Beatniks Advocate The Superiority Of Body Funk

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Will Election Law Be Used To Destroy Citizen Media?

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A Facebook meme was posted insisting that fear of punishment and desire for reward are weak motivations for accepting Christ. But without these, what is the point? More importantly, why do preachers arguing such rail on incessantly about sin and often against things that really aren’t sin after all?

Emergent Church Propagandists Insist Life After Death An "Unbiblical" Concept

According to these deadbeats (one of which it sounds as if he is part of the "Fulltime Family movement" with they dither around the countryside in an RV, the are all suppose to pool our resources.

But why are those that work at regular jobs obligated to support these beatniks.

They also badmouth the notion of self preservation and defense.

That means when Jim Jones passes the Koolaid, you are obligated to slurp it down.

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New Power Rangers Movie Planned

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Journalist Fired For Mocking Religious Mockery

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Are Demonic Spirits Urging Televangelist To Bend Knee To Roman Pontiff?

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Lutheran Broadcaster Denounced As An Enemy Of "Churchmanship"

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Are Missouri Synod Lutherans Bent On Eliminating Legitimate Dissent?

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Is It Anakin Skywalker's Virgin Birth Celebrated In Vancouver Church?

Technically, why should altering church services to cater to the peculiarities of Star Wars and Science Fiction fans be seen as anymore peculiar than altering practices to placate minorities and immigrants?

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Are Charismatics Calling For Surrender To The Vatican?

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Glenn Beck Spouts Mormon Propaganda

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Supervillians Aren't Always Wrong

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Tuesday, May 06, 2014

Have We Failed Il Duce?

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Tolerancemongers Condemn Those Refusing To Ingest Disgusting Swill

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Some Thoughts On Healthy & Wealthy Christianity

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Father Handcuffed For Questioning The Efficacious Nature Of Bawdy Literary Sex

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Whites Derided As "Racist Assholes" For Lifting Up The American Flag On American Soil

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Ancient Faith Today: "Human Exceptionalism & The Animal Rights Movement"

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Red Chinese Launch Attack Directed Towards SEAL's Training Compound

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Vatican Gives Apostasy-Spouting Nuns An Ecclesiastical Spanking

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Sultan Of Brueni Gets Off On Rigid Penal Code

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Monika Insists Drudge Out Of Line In Exposing Oval Office Fellatio

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In a discussion of the impact of digital media on the family, it was observed that many contemporary youth have little contact or awareness of the “adult world” up until the age of 28 or thereabouts. If that means these youngsters are not engaged in some kind of gainful employment, that is wrong. However, if that is a nebulous reference to realities the speaker is not willing to discuss further such as the adoption of an affectation of contrived stuffiness, does it really matter? There is nothing requiring you to dress like an old person or take up golf if you don’t care for the game in the first place. Most adults aren’t all that willing to relinquish much of the status or power that they would naturally lose as part of an expanded social circle anyway.

The Effect Of Digital Media On The Family

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Old Glory Banned In Honor Of Hispanosupremacist Insurgents

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Gay Bishop's Divorce Celebrated As Pioneering By The Liberal Press

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Beatnik Religionists Play At Starvation To Satisfy Liberal Appetite

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Abortion Porn

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Pope Living In Splendor Demands All Other Embrace Squalor

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Glenn Beck Pushes Mormonism & Disarmament At Liberty University

Is Pope Francis Teaching Catholics To Do Whatever The Sheol They Want?

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