Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Atheist Lobby Prefers Debauchery Among Athletes

The Freedom From Religion Foundation is outraged that the coach of Clemson University's football team is promoting an atmosphere on his team that is “too religious”.

What college sports really needs instead are more sex and drug scandals.

As evidence of its claim, the atheist front group is citing the inordinate number of players on the team attending VOLUNTARY Bible studies.

Perhaps even worse, the coach subjects those under his leadership to non-sectarian Scriptural admonitions such as a paraphrase of I Corinthians 9:24-25 reading “Run your race to win, don't just run the race.”

Perhaps, in these times of hypertolerance and multiculturalism, a more Hindu or Buddhist perspective is preferred with athletes adopting an attitude that the race does not matter or doesn't exist anywhere but in the minds of the participants.

Perhaps these subversives would also like to expunge the remainder of the Judeo-Christian patrimony from the remainder of the curriculum.

That is the ultimate goal of these agitators, after all, as epitomized by the infamous slogan “Hey Hey, Hey Ho, Western Civ Has Got To Go.”

If nothing else, at least then we'd no longer be subject to the throwaway snide remark about being one's brother's keeper being elevated to the level of justification for income confiscation and redistribution.

Since the Freedom From Religion Foundation gets such a rush from being all bent of shape, when do they intend to get around to taxpayer funds going to provide prayer rooms and footwashing facilities set aside exclusively adherents of that form of sectarian totalitarianism?

By Frederick Meekins

FLASSSSSSSSSSH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Turns 80

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Obama Continues "You Didn't Build That" With Sustained Record Tax Rates

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Christians & Halloween: Where Do You Land?

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The Genius Of Anglicanism

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Tasmanian Bishop Insists Easter Is About Letting Criminal Scum Walk The Streets

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Liberal Methodists Allow Openly Gay Scout Master To Serve Despite Suspension

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Transhumanist Spirituality: A New Religion For The Modern Age

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Columnist Threatened With Rape For Criticizing Comic Book Cover

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Leftwing Catholic Propagandists Undermine The Factuality Of The Gospel Accounts

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Are Militia Whackjobs Eager To Shed Blood?

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United Methodists Call For The Hispanosupremacist Conquest Of The United States

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A Syncretous Start To A New Religion

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Sandheathen Disrupts Christian Easter Celebration

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Monday, April 21, 2014

Does Illegal Nancy Pelosi Have An Illegal Alien Foot Fetish?

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Missouri Synod Lutherans Uphold Six Day Understanding Of Creation

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Time Magazine Heralds Transhumanism As A New Religion

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A fuss is being made that by 2030 China might be the most Christian nation on earth. It is claimed in the Telegraph that the People’s Republic will have more Christians than Mexico, Brazil or the United States. But even if that nation has a higher number of Christians than the United States, does that mean that the percentage professing belief will be larger than the percentage of belief in America? There could be more Christians in China but the percentage of Americans professing belief could still be higher given that America has a smaller population. And if Mexico and Brazil are being upheld as the other nations with sizable numbers of Christian, it doesn’t necessarily mean that will improve the prospects of freedom in China given the pervasiveness of crime, corruption and debauchery in those particular Latin American countries.

Is Scalia A Dirty Old Man?

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Are Christians Obligated To Keep The Old Testament Sabbath Because Some Jewish Convert Tells Us To?

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Would Jesuit Propagandist Rather Heathen Africans Go Naked Than Wear American T-Shirts?

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NBC Orders Meet The Press Pundit Into Psychological Evalution

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Does Lady Marine Believe Female Fitness Standards Should Be Altered?

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Did Trevor Hammack End The News In Focus Program?

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Thinking Like A Methodist, Part 1

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Refigerated Eggs Just Not Available In Your Grocer's Freezer

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Don't Ask Out Miss America, But Read About All The Incest, Rape & Pedophilia That You Want To

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Will Obamacare Cover Lab-Grown Sex Organ Transplants?

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Christian Daycare Employee Terminated For Enuncinating A Biblical Theology Of The Family

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Does The White House Prefer Tattooing To Candy?

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Regarding the student suspended for daring to ask Miss America to the prom. Do schools not have detention anymore for fear that the pervert teachers can’t keep their hands off the students after hours?

Sandheathens Launch Murderous Easter Rampage

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Something Smelled Queer At The White House Easter Prayer Breakfast

Flaming homosexual bishop was asked to offer the benediction at the White House Easter prayer breakfast. So should someone be offered such an opportunity based solely on the basis of what turns them on? Will this opportunity to someone whose primary claim to fame is a penchant for redheads or the pleasingly plump?

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A WRC channel 4 news reporter supports the suspension of the student that dared ask Miss America to the prom. You know, rules are rules and must always be obeyed. Though it is up a notch in terms of severity, I guess using that logic, Rosa Parks got whatever was coming to her and Bull Connor should be applauded historically for turning lose fire hoses and police dogs on civil rights marchers. After all, rules are rules. They must ALWAYS be obeyed.

Are NSA Nerds Obsessed With Prom Date Gossip?

A student at Central York High School was given a three-day in school suspension for asking Miss America to the prom and approaching her to bestow upon her a rose crafted from distilled petroleum byproduct.

The beauty queen was there to discuss diversity and the importance of math and science.

The school is claiming that the suspension was necessary because he decided to defy academic authorities after being instructed to not proceed with the gesture after they had been informed of the conspiracy.

But perhaps the most disturbing aspect of the incident is how the school may have found out about it.

According to WMAL's Saturday morning show, pedagogues were tipped off by the NSA.

If so, is this the kind of national security dictatorship Americans want to live in where federal intelligence operatives troll the dark corners of cyberspace for the purposes of foiling high school pranks and hijinks?

Some are asking what exactly did the student do wrong?

In essence, little more than failing to comply with the directives of the state and causing a disruption. But did the student really cause a disruption?

After all, isn't bringing in Miss America itself an inherently disruptive act?

If the school is so concerned about disruptions to the learning process, why do they have a prom anyway?

Most readily admit that the occasion is little more than an officially sanctioned orgy with the most profound disruption to the lives of these students occurring nine months later.

It's not like the student didn't wait to the question and answer portion of the presentation.

Technically, there is nothing more the students can learn from Miss America than they can a shriveled old maid. And perhaps this is what it all comes down to.

Educated or not, Miss America is not extended that position based solely on the size of her academic credentials.

Given the photo of Miss America that accompanies accounts of this story on a number of websites, it may have more to do with her lush caramel cleavage.

What this lad really did wrong was to admit to that some women are simply more desirable than others.

You can't really dangle that in front of a teen boy's face and not expect him to try for the brass ring.

By Frederick Meekins

Obamse Uses Easter As Excuse To Shove Nose Up Islam's Rectum

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Sodomites Penetrate Backside Of The Charismatic Movement

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Maybe The Pastor Would Prefer Tithe Money Be Diverted Into Your Wardrobe Fund

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Friday, April 18, 2014

Parents Can't Win In The Eyes Of Liberal Elites

The cover of the April 2014 Atlantic Magazine is titled “The Over-Protected Kid: New Research Shows He'll Grow Up More Fearful And Less Creative”.

Provided he is not on welfare, is that really anyone's business?

The parents are pretty much screwed over any way they turn.

Let your kid run wild, and you'll get slapped with abuse allegations.

Not yet your kid play with matches and stick utensils in electric sockets?

You will liable get slapped with a stiffer penalty for stifling exploration and expression.

Let your child, especially the male ones, roughhouse as they please and verbalize whatever comes to mind, and they will be branded as “predators” and “harassers”, ending up on offender registries forcing them to live in tent cities deep in the woods.

Given that numerous parents have no doubt lost their health insurance as a result of Obamacare or have to pay deductibles through the roof so Sandra Fluke can live on her back with her thighs flayed open are those advocating childhoods of feral adventure going to pick up the emergency room tab?

Or are we suppose to gaze upon these injuries simply as a way of thinning the herd?

by Frederick Meekins

Uppity Yankee Brats Threaten Violent Outrage Unless University Renounces Confederate Heritage

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Wesleyan Church Downplays The Resurrection In Favor Of Immigration Reform

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Why shouldn’t a child get some sort of certificate or recognition for participating in organized sports? There is really no obligation forcing them to be there to begin with.

Chinese Podcasters Earn Respectable Financial Livings

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It was reported that the Good Friday service at the National Cathedral lasts for nearly three hours. Given that the institution’s dean is a professed atheist, that’s certainly a long time to spend conducting a ritual in commemoration of a character supposedly no more real than Superman, Darth Vader, or Gandalf the Wizard.

Is The Wesleyan Church Undermining U.S. Border Security?

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Would A Tea Party Regime Deny The Freedom Of Speech?

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Who Is Peter Drucker & What Did He Do To The Church?

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Debauched Outraged The Pope Reminds Children Best Off With A Mother & A Father

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Interesting. Apparently the residents of states with driver’s licenses not meeting the standards of the Real ID Act can be barred from entering government buildings or boarding a planes. Firstly, the 9/11 hijackers used boxcutters, not ID cards to commandeer the jetliners. Secondly, if actual Americans can be barred from government buildings for not having acceptable forms of identification, how then would illegal aliens be granted entrance to acquire their assorted handouts and targeted welfare benefits? Thirdly, if the federal government can delegitimize actual CITIZENS over the quality of their respective state ID’s, on what grounds does the federal government pitch a fit when states check their own state ID’s when allowing CITIZENS to vote or when suspects are detained by police?

Does The Wesleyan Church Give A Flip About Actual Americans?

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Don't Tell Me I'm A Sinner For Not Having Kids When Your Former Sidekick Is Likely A Whoremonger & You Won't Admit To It

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Thursday, April 17, 2014

According to USA Today’s description of CW’s Reign, “Lola is suspicious of Lord Julien.” Given that he's agreed to marry her despite the fact she’s carrying another man’s bastard, shouldn’t she cut him some slack? You’d have to be mentally imbalanced to settle for someone in that state anyway. If you are going to settle for used goods, at least wait until the kid has some age on him. Given that the two only met an episode or two ago, it’s not like he can be that attached to her anyway.

John Kerry thinks he was worked out an agreement that will curb violence in Ukraine . Didn’t Neville Chamberlain claim to have something similar in his own hand?

Cheerleader Not The Key To Saving The World In Heroes Reboot

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Will Mass Shootings Be Invoked To Abolish Free Speech & Talk Radio?

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How To Recognize A Cult

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Will The Pope's Desire To Redistribute Global Wealth Undermine Relations With Evangelicals?

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Krugman Payed A Quater Of A Million To Gripe That You Have Too Much

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Will Pro-Infanticide White House Abandon The Use Of Real Easter Eggs?

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Does New York's Pinko Mayor Pay His Fair Share?

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Will Smart Meters Measure More Than How Much Electricity You Use?

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Russians Trot Out Snowden As Talking Monkey

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Women As Smut-Minded As Men

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Has The Baha'i Movement Infiltrated The Emergent Church?

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Collegiate Deadbeats Demand Nutritional Handouts

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During an O’Reilly Factor discussion of the NYC Muslim surveillance program, it was asked that since there are serial killers in America if churches should be subjected to similar intelligence gathering operations? But there really aren’t or that many Christian churches holding to an orthodox understanding of the Biblical faith that openly teach from the pulpit that those in attendance should violently murder those that they disagree with. Even fewer churches stock their library shelves with materials on how to take hostages or manuals hand to hand combat tactics as some mosques and Islamic centers have been known to do. Houses of worship are public places. How is monitoring what is said there different than picking up a broadcast transmission or something openly disseminated over the Internet?

Was Jesus A Revolutionary Millennial?

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Person Of Interest Probes The Implications Of Intrusive Artificial Intelligence

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Welfare Whore Urges Teen Daughter To Continue Life Of Dependency

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Fox News Declares War Against Penises

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How To Save The Millennial Generation

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Vatican Prepares For Alliance With Extraterrestrial Invaders

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Luddite Employs Technology To Off Herself

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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Will Rationed Healthcare Force The Ill Into Suspended Animation?

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Kansas City Jewish Center Guman Worshipped Norse Gods

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Did Darwin Murder God?

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Did Anti-Dating Homeschool Fanatic Retain A Sex Slave?

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Barry Weiss Shows His Stuff To Curious Onlookers

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Will New York City Allow Jihadists To Rampage Unnoticed?

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Trappings Of The Occult

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Desmond Tutu Compares The Availablity Of Inexpensive Fossil Fuels To Apartheid

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Asimov's Laws Of Robotics Won't Prevent Uprising

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The Marks Of A Cult

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Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking, & Arthur C. Clarke Discuss God, The Universe & Everything In It

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Laura Ingraham Comes Out As Bi-Networked

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It was mentioned in a Baptist podcast that just because someone participates in their church’s door to door soul winning outreach that the person has not necessarily made evangelism part of their life. Fair enough. However, in this day and age, is even approaching total strangers in such a manner the best way of going about it? As a general policy, I don’t open the door to anyone I don’t know. And when a stranger approaches with an unsolicited soteriological interrogatory, shouldn’t one be cautious as to what potential cult group the individual is shilling for?

A Baptist podcast sneered down its nose about youth that step forward insisting that they have a “call to missions”. What do they expect to happen when often this is about the only career students in Christian education will be propagandized about and beaten over the head with from nearly the first day of school when they start diagramming Bible verses in their ACE workbooks.

Independent Baptists discussing characteristics they look for in candidates for assorted ministry candidates is a person willing to be defrauded and not make a fuss about it. That one is especially no doubt helpful in the case of girls between the ages of 15 and 18 to keep quite about that “indiscretion”, lonely housewives with low self-esteem, and the elderly couple with the hefty bank account.

Was Ben Carson's Life Threatened For Ticking Off Obama?

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What Is Community?

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Actress Sued For Refusing To Perform Unexpected Sex Scene

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Regarding the Independent Baptists that insist that the only route into ministry is through jumping through the hurdles that they have set up. What is to prevent the disaffected from hoeing their own path? Protestants of every stripe (especially Baptists) can’t very well complain about it when that process pretty much describes their own origins in the annals of ecclesiology. Granted, establishment institutions are perfectly free to deny funding to upstarts operating outside the controlled systems. However, with the proliferation of Internet technologies such as social media, self-publishing, and digital recording, are such ossified channels all that essential in propagating a message any longer?

Red Chinese Strategize To Conquer Space

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In a discussion on the nature of missions, it was remarked that an individual pursuing ministry should not be allowed to begin careers in such without having preached before the same people hundreds of times. And Bible college classes did not count because those engaged in the dialogue downplayed and poopooed the idea of education beyond that overseen by the local church. Given that pastors shouldn’t give up their pulpits that often if they desire to retain both position and salary, where exactly is anyone suppose to gain such a daunting amount of experience? Was such ever required of those imposing this arbitrary qualification? Sounds more like protecting the guild for the sake of the guild rather than the quality of the craft.

According to a sermon on the nature of missions, one is not called to preach unless validated by the people of God. So does that prove that Joel Osteen is “more called” to preach in his second hand professional basketball stadium than a pastor of a rundown store front church or someone that posts material online?

WIll The Vatican Seize Control Of The Holy Land?

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