Friday, March 21, 2014

How Are Lutherans Different Than Evangelicals?

Click On The Headline

Does New Muppet Have Defecation Obsession?

Click On The Headline

Tolerancemonger Demands Evangelical Churches Pander To Minorities

Click On The Headline

Militant Atheists Forbid Coach From Baptizing Students On His Own Time

Click On The Headline

Will Obama Destroy Private Property The Way He Destroyed Healthcare?

Click On The Headline

Are Islamists Cannibalizing Christians In Syrian Death Camps?

Click On The Headline

Did Russian Archaeologists Unearth Saytr Skeleton?

Click On The Headline

Obama's Mexican Man Whores

Click On The Headline

Should Black Brats Be Allowed To Run Wild?

Click On The Headline

Military Declares War On The Gideons

Click On The Headline

Will Thr Trans-Pacific Partnership Treaty Set The Foundation For Planetary Dictatorship?

Click On The Headline

Mormon Cabal Conspires To Develop Cylons

CLick On The Headline

Illegal Aliens & Foreigners Reward With Own School

Click On The Headline

Did Literary Snobs Condemn J.K. Rowling The Way They Are Rush Limbaugh?

Click On The Headline

Xenogenesis: Turning Men Into Monsters

Click On The Headline

Why Are Christians Liking Tattoos & Polygamy?

Click oN The Headline

The Pope Warns Against The Ostentatiously Pious

Click On The Headline

Will A Jem Movie Be Truly, Truly, Truly Outrageous?

CLick On The Headline

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Is Verizon Pro-Molestation & Incest?

CLick On The Headline

Is Fred Phelps Dead Because Homosexuals Walk America Free?

That's the kind of theological reasoning the SOB applied to everybody else.

Click On The Headline

Airport Security Constipates Ass Bomber

Click On The Headline

Will Tolerancemongers Allow Catholic Apologist To March In Sodomite Perambulation?

Click On The Headline

Bishop Schori Proves She Knows Little About Either Lewis Or Christ

Click On The Headline

Enemies Of The Church

Click On The Headline

Does Detroit Public School Job Announcements Violate The First Amendment Rights Of Christians?

Click On The Headline

Youth Ministry Now: Preaching Across Generations

Lutheran Review Of Big Bang Breakthrough

Click On The Headline

Do Vatican Honchos Want To Keep Living High On The Hog

Click On The Headline

Socialists Take Over NASA

Wouldn't these funds be better spend preparing for the Lunar War with China?

Click On The Headline

Collegiate Porn Star Finds Erotic Beatings Empowering

Click On The Link

Interesting. I was informed that there are those that have made it their life's mission to destroy Calvinism. And I suppose all of those asinine Willy Wonka memes represent the finest doctrinal formulations Reformed theologians have to offer?

Virginia Celebrates Terrorist Indoctrination Compound

Click On The Headline

Barney Fife Unable To Subdue 95 Year Old Without Killing Him

Click On The Headline

Hollywood Still Refuses To Design An Acceptable Green Goblin

Click On The Headline

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Having the Internet governed by an entity reflective of world diversity, to paraphrase Jay Rockefeller's suggestion, means that eventually you won't be able to criticize queers, Islamists & Commies online.

Having the Internet governed by a body reflective of "world diversity" (to paraphrase the suggestion made by Jay Rockerfeller) means that eventually you won't be able to criticize queers, Communinits, or Islamists.

So will beer companies boycot homosexual parades that refuse Catholic and Evangelical Christian goups that want to display placards and floats extolling the chaste and monogamous heterosexual lifestyle?

Obama insists that the referendum in Crimea is not constitutional or legal. Since when has that ever stopped him here?

Chuck Missler On Transhumanism

Frau Obama Checks In With Her Supervisors At The Home Office

CLick On The Headline

In many churches, the prayer request ritual is not about seeking God's help. It plays more of an intelligence gathering function such as the secret police or self-denunciation during reeducation in a Marxist regime

Hispanosupremacist Terrorists Determined To Destroy Politically Incorrect Principal

Click On The Headline

Encore Career Propaganda Brainwashes Seniors Into Accepting Life Without Retirement

Click On The Headline

Will The Pentagon Deploy A Robot Army By 2030?

Click On The Headline

On an episode of Avengers Assemble, Captian America got all on his high horse badmouthing Tony Stark’s reliance upon technology. Given that without the super soldier formula, Steve Rogers wasn’t much more than a proverbial 100 pound weakling, Stark should have reminded him that Captain America is himself little more than a piece of technology and, when you come down to it, a government sanctioned steroid abuser.

Will The Mark Of The Beast Be Available Within A Decade For Less Than $10 Per Victim?

Click On The Headline

John 3 :16 & Lent

CLick On The Headline

Pastor Claims Church Picnics & Suppers Lead To Debauchery

Best be careful whose hot cross buns you are ogling.

Click On The Headline

Is The Vatican Paving The Way For The Extraterrestrial Conquest Of Earth?

Click On The Headline

Gay White House Chef Enjoys A Creamy Butterstick In His Hands

Click On The Headline

Overweight Orgy Breaks Furniture

Click On The Headline

Are Sex Ed Students Producing Their Own Porn?

Click On The Headline

Friday, March 14, 2014

A judge has ruled that unwed mothers can ban the fathers of their children from the births of their babies. Perhaps unwed fathers should ban access to their bank accounts.

Obama has suggested that those unable to afford coverage under the Affordable Care Act should consider dropping their cable or cellphone services. Will he tell those on Food Stamps or wanting free birth control the same thing?

Pastor Smitten Dead After Confessing Adultery

Click On The Headline

Pentagon Seeks Merger With Cylons

Click On The Headline

Buffet Christianity

Click On The Headline

Radical Jews That Wouldn't Get Any X's Or O's Don't Want Anyone Else To Get Any Either

Click On The Headline

Midgets Split Over Large Scale Booze Problem

CLick On The Headline

Hannity Rips Welfare Beatnik A New One

Trayvonites Gang Rape Pregnant Woman

Click On The Headline

Will Electronic Data Complicate The History Of The Future?

Click On The Headline

Will Mindreading Technology Empower An Occultic Dictator?

Click On The Headline

Was Malaysia Flight 370 Shanghaied By The Red Chinese?

Click On The Headline

The Religion Of Secular Humanism

Click On The Headline

Shouldn’t agnostic boozehound Greg Gutfeld who goes out of his way to remind of the books he’s published with his picture splashed across the cover be the last to complain about the narcissism and irreligiosity of American young people?

Too Bad Lesbian Cop Didn't Cover Entire Puss On Hijab Day

Click On The Headline

Will Pole Dancing Androids Arouse Robosexual Perverts?

Click On The Headline

Microsoft Functionary Encourages Adolescent Online Hooliganism

Click On The Headline

Teen Father Masticates Infant's Probosis

Click On The Headline

Are Perverts & Radical Minorities Taking Over Transhumanism?

Ultimately, you will be accused of being RACIST if you want to preserve the human RACE.

Click On The Headline

Godless Scientists Herald The Advent Of Polygenic Children

Click On The Headline

Borg Neural Interface Developed

Click On The Headline

Sand Heathens Issue Fatwas Against Emoticons & Smorgasbords

Click On The Headline

Why Millennials Are Leaving The Church

Click On The Headline

Manatees Struggle Through Florida Winter

Click On The Headline

President Obama appeared on a webshow featured on "Funny Or Die". I thought that was the sort of violent rhetoric responsible for the incivility plaguing American political discourse.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

An Internet meme distributed on Facebook by Occupy London depicts a U.S. soldier with an assortment of corporate logos plastered over his uniform such as Exxon and Mobil. The caption reads, “900 bases in 153 countries isn't fighting for freedom. It is an empire.” Without secure fossil fuels, would these beatniks be able to operate the mobile communications devices and online social networks they adore or prance around at farmers markets? If it is wrong for oil companies to rake in money, do they also begrudge the billions raked in the Facebook or Twitter executives? More importantly, if this wing of the Occupy movement is outraged over 900 military bases in 153 countries, do they get as jacked out of shape over their fellow activists expressing themselves through the vandalism of private businesses, the desecration of churches, and the defecating upon police cruisers?

With the increasing movement towards the legalization of pot, how come television viewers aren't subjected to nearly the same number of public services announcements these days attempting to condition against this physiologically altering substance as targeted at tobacco or even sugary beverages?

Is Extraterrestrial/Human Hybrid Invasion Pending?

Click On The Headline

Shouldn’t agnostic boozehound Greg Gutfeld who goes out of his way to remind of the books he’s published with his picture splashed across the cover be the last to complain about the narcissism and irreligiosity of American young people?

Gay Rape Scandal Hits Hyperlegalist Seminary

Click On The Headline

Will Jackson Galaxy Take On The Attack Cat?

Click On The Headline

Preview Of The Orlando Prophecy Summit

Click On The Headline

Did Aryan Giants Rule Catalina Island?

Click On The Headline

Will Jackson Galaxy Take On The Attack Cat?

Click On The Headline

Will Transgendered Troops Go Into Battle With Their Sidearms Removed?

Click On The Headine

Scholastic Deadbeats Demand Drunken Rampaging Be Embraced As Expression Of Irish Culture

Click On The Headline

Media Coverage Of Religion

Click On The Headline

Are Pocket Knives Weapons Of Mass Destruction?

CLick On The Headline

Mummy Votes In Michigan Election

Click On The Headline

Nightcrawler Featured In Solo Series

Click On The Headline

San Francisco Implements I Kings 14:10 (KJV) With Public Piss Stations

Click On The Headline

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Newt Gingrich CPAC 2014 Remarks

)

Lent: Renewing Oneself In The Spirit Of God

Listen To Christianity Internet Radio Stations with Celtic Cross Radio Ministry on BlogTalkRadio

Does Masonic Symbolism Permeate The Christian Music Industry?

Click On The Headline

In Defense Of Book Banning

Click On The Headline

Environmentalists Issue Fatwa Against The Sun

Click On The Headline

Metaxas Reminds Markets Need Morals

Click On The Headline

Pro-Abortionists Taking Over CPAC

Click On The Headline