Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Will A Bullet To The Back Of The Head Be America's Newest Retirement Option?

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Enamored with Putin as a visionary leader and peacemaker, did Bob Costas seek assistance from that regime’s nationalized health care system to ease the symptoms of his ocular pestilence?

Plane Diverted By Drunken Butch

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The Return Of The Ancient Gods

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Same ones that insist one does a child a favor by NOT giving them a 25 cent Valentine will stand their with their thumbs up their rectums dumbfounded as to why a few years down the line when the neglected commits an act of mass violence.

Aren't you in essence a b--ch if you don't think a child in a class doesn't deserve a little Valentine card if a school participates in that celebration?

Notice the increasing number of people that not only want to treat other people like crap but literally insist that we thank them for extending their victims the privilege?

Parents Demand Right To Treat Kids' Classmates Like Excrement On Valentine's Day

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Foodie Beatniks Sustain Themselves By Inserting Their Noses Into Their Backsides

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Bob Jones University Urges Sexual Abuse Victims To Take One For The Team

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New Star Wars Series To Fill In The Gaps Between The Trilogies

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The cover of the March 2014 issue of Mother Jones Magazine reads, “Kidnapped By Iran: One minute we were hiking up a mountain. The next we were pawns in the nuclear chess game.” Are we to believe that there is some kind of spatial displacement anomaly in Yellowstone that whisks the unsuspecting to the other side of the world? What did these listless beatniks think was going to happen vacationing in these parts of the world? If nothing else, hopefully these deadbeats will be disimbued of the notion about all cultures being equal.

Propagandists Promote Mind Control In The Name Of Memory Recovery

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White House Reporter Declares "KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL BEFORE ZOD!"

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Trayvonites Rampage At Florida State Fair

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Are Communist Zombies Taking Up Shop In Silicon Valley?

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Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Allied Forces Invade Washington

UFO & Alien Management

Writing For Comics: Scaling 10 Pages To 200

Is Bruce Jenner A Transexual?

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Fanatic Homeschooler Insists Women Exist As Little More Than Breeding Cows

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Nudists Expose Their Souls In White Tail Chapel

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Lesbian Denied Communion

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Does Obama Give A Damn About White Kids?

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Ancient Aliens On Mars

Monday, February 10, 2014

Captain America Portrait

Start A Second Career After Retirement For Health & Longevity

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Silicon Valley Transexual Exposed As Occupy Movement Mastermind

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Concubine Whacks Palpatine

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Gun Control Advocates Panties In A Wad Over Gun Control Compliant AR-15

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Polygamy Not As Glamorous As The Discovery Channel Makes It

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Did TSA Nazis Detain Crippled Traveler For Reading Jewish Newspaper?

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Creation Debate Commentary

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Defensive End Demands To Be Brownnosed For Being Gay

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Those Who Can't, Blow The Class To Pieces

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Friday, February 07, 2014

Colonial Williamsburg (Winter 2014)

Why is The US Postal Service Stockpiling Ammunition?

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Will Intellistreets Monitor Those Cussing Softly To Themselves?

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Is Bill Gothard A Sexual Predator?

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Independent Separated Fundamentalist Baptist Committs Murder At Traffic Light

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Is Phillip Seymour Hoffman's Death George Bush's Fault?

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Will Google Vaporize Humanity Into Nanotech Clouds?

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The New World Order: Crisis & Control

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

McGruff The Crime Dog Tossed In Slammer For 16 Years For Drugs & Weapons Charges

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Sochi Deprivations Highlight Life Under Neo-Bolshevism

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Does McCain Applaud The Slaughter Of Syrian Christians?

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If we can’t believe in a God capable of creating the universe in seven days, why ought we to believe in a God that can pull off other things like the Virgin Birth and the Resurrection? If we are to view the opening account of the Book of Genesis as literary and figurative, why not these other essential doctrines the faith would be pointless to follow without?

Will Vatican Globalists Remain Part Of The Child Rights Treaty?

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Will Obamacare Racial Survey Be Used To Deny White Folks Medical Treatment?

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Francis Schaeffer's Apologetic

How To Stay Christian In Seminary

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Is The Mark Of The Beast Ready?

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Revenuers Teach Child To Embrace Life As Slave

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Leonard Nimoy Announces Lung Disease

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Will Google Give Batman The Finger?

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Heathen Body Mutiliation Grows More Ornate

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American Electrical Substation Attacked By Terrorists Of Undisclosed Racial & Religious Background

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Thursday, February 06, 2014

Spacefighters In Formation

Hussy Demands The Pope Renounce The Virgin Birth

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Pat Robertson Denounces Young Earth Creationism

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The Hannity/Savage War Commences

Has National Review & First Things Been Infiltrated By JIhadist Sympathizers?

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Obamaworshippers Reeducate The Masses To Embrace The Liberating Nature Of Unemployment & Destitution

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Apparently the only thing these days still considered wrong is ticking off certain fawned over and coddled minorities. Wonder if that would still be true if they did not have a propensity towards violent upheaval and destroying the lives of those that make them mad.

Why shouldn’t a Catholic school be allowed to fire a teacher that got pregnant outside of marriage? Though the Catholic schools usually aren’t as fanatical, from my own first hand occupational research I know that there are some Christian schools with a moral clause so ironclad that it equates going to the movies with joining a secret society. Thus, in such eyes, watching Star Wars is as bad as lighting a cross as a member of the Ku Klux Klan or prancing around naked in some Free Mason ritual.

Wednesday, February 05, 2014

No Solider Dies So.....

Space Station & Ships

Feminists Fear Rape By Sleepwalking Statue

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Nude Zombie Cannibalizes Teen

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Was Bill Nye's Equus Africanus Handed To Him In Creationist Debate?

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Bill Maher Calls For Mass Murder At The CMA Awards

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Muslim Pedophile Ring Prowls The UK Unmolested

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Deranged Dyke Admits To Desire To Be Iranian Dictator's Love Slave

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Vatican Tells UN Human Rights Committee To Go To Hell

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In a Facebook update in reference to a blizzard, Glenn Beck writes, “In the middle of the country we don't complain, we shovel.” Technically, that is a veiled complaint. First, it is complaining about complaining. Secondly, it is vocalizing in a roundabout way how dissatisfied one is with the conditions one is referencing.

Cousin It Claims To Have Been A Freak Since Two Years Of Age

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Episcopal Cathedral Castrated Of Christian Iconography

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What About Male Heart Disease?

February 7th Is being advertised as National Wear Red Day to promote awareness of heart disease among WOMENNNNNNN (the word said with the proper feminist vocal inflections).

As one must do repeatedly in this politically correct culture, one must ask are men that die less dead than WOMENNNNNN that do so?

And if, statistically, women live longer than men and men are having fewer years of life, then why aren’t those deaths just as deserving of a targeted propaganda campaign?

Furthermore, shouldn’t WOMENNNNN so wrapped up in what is between their legs so as to ignore health warnings that do not directly address individuals on the basis of what is between their legs be condemned for failing to embrace the comprehensive range of gender identities displayed by the human species?

Mohler Condemns The Curious Noticing The Cruelty Of The Calvinist God

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Does Southern Baptist Functionary Limit Reasons Over Which One May Leave A Church?

Southern Baptist Theologian Albert Mohler was asked if it was proper to leave a church that was advocating the Word of Faith movement.

That is the idea, to phrase it bluntly, often referred to as “Name It, Claim It” where it is believed the Christian can through the power of God in general and the Holy Spirit in particular speak into existence physical health and material prosperity.

Mohler’s position was in the end correct, assuring the caller that this doctrinal aberration was sufficient grounds to leave a church.

However, a few of the assumptions used along his chain of ratiocination ought to give one pause.

According to Mohler, one may only leave a church over explicit violations Biblical doctrine.

One may never depart over secondary matters or more intangible concerns where if not addressed won’t result in overwhelming physical or spiritual harm but would very well prevent an individual from living life to the fullest.

So why then is a pastor permitted to pull up stakes and head for pastures where he can obtain a fatter salary or more satisfying opportunities?

Why shouldn’t they be stuck there like the saps in the seats?

Will Mutant Cyborg Armies Slaughter Humanity?

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If There Is Nothing Wrong With Pot, Why Can't It Be Consumed Openly?

With the legalization of medicinal cannabis in the nation's capital, the DC city council is now debating whether or not to legalize public consumption of this disputed substance.

But if there is nothing inherently questionable about this pharmacological compound and its preferred form of combustible vaporized conveyance, why shouldn't one be able to use it out in the open?

Should a diabetic be fined if they need to use an insulin pen on a public street?

Should an asthmatic be detained by police if they need a puff from their inhaler while walking down the sidewalk?

WMAL morning host Brian Wilson astutely remarked that this issue focuses around what kind of image Washington, DC wants to project to the world.

But if marijuana is to be considered as no different than anything else an individual wants to take into their body, what is to prevent legislation from being enacted forbidding the consumption of junk food in a public picnic area or even in front of children as part of a campaign to encourage healthy eating and nutrition?

By Frederick Meekins

Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Technocrats Urge Eilimating Gun Rights Without Due Process

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School Forbidding American Spirit Day Forces Students To Honor Hispanosupremacist Celebrations

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Maybe if Churches Had Interesting Activities, People Would Participate

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Cop Kills Dog Just To Watch It Die

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Is Healthcare.gov Part Of A Russian Cyberattack?

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Modern Technology & Public Life

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Singing Animals Propagandize On Behalf Of Obamacare

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Fundamentalism Vs. Evangelicalism

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Nigerian Bishop Astutely Reminds Doctrine Must Trump Unity

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Preach Even If They Won't Let You

A sermon titled “Ministry Expectations: Christ's Calling & Sending” posted at SermonAudon.com attempts to elaborate upon the conditions under which one may publicly serve Christ.

Right off the bat, the Presbyterian pastor delivering the message concluded from Matthew 10:1-16 that one should not attempt to do so unless called to do so by Christ.

That is all well and good because nothing without Jesus at the center will endure.

The thing of it is is that Jesus is not exactly here right now in the physical, objective sense to tap the individual on the shoulder to convey these intentions.

This pastor warned that the believer must not pronounce religious or doctrinal exhortation without permission granted by established ecclesiastical authorities.

But what if one lives in an era or milieu where one is not likely to be extended such a blessing by nearly any organized authority? Does that mean we are to remain silent?

If we are to dig around in the New Testament for examples upon which to model our actions, it seems to me many of the founding Evangelists continued to speak out despite the overwhelming opposition of religious elites.

When commanded to stop the proclamation of the Gospel, Peter and the other Apostles responded in Acts 5:29, “We are to obey God rather than man.”

You might not be welcomed in a church building, but these days the electronic pulpit is nearly everywhere and available to anyone willing to step forward.

By Frederick Meekins

Radical Pluralists Denounce The Pope's Admonition For Catholic Universities To Teach Catholic Doctrine

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Monday, February 03, 2014

Studious Wizard

Super Bowl Coke Commercial Condemned As "Multiculturalist Bullshit"

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Jihadist Professor Exhorts That Christians Are Excrement Worthy Seizing Property From

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Will Pope Francis Be Accussed Of Child Trafficking?

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Saturday, February 01, 2014

Friday, January 31, 2014

Unicorn Befriending Fawn

Michael Savage has condemned those that watch sporting events at times such as these. So why does he subject his audience incessantly with his particular food fetishes and ramblings about his dog or boat?