Monday, July 15, 2013

Did You Hear The One About The Polish Vampire?

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Faith without works is dead. But for Christians that hold legal and honest employment, why can't ones' daily routine rank among such works? For did not God also create the physical realm or other assorted spheres that these various occupational tasks keep functional? Hyperlegalists and the ultrapious will likely respond that such deeds cannot qualify as a good work because one is financially compensated for them. But according to that logic, nothing that a minister does on behalf of the particular church they represent counts as a good work either since the deed is being carried out as part of the duties for which the journeyman theologian is reimbursed.

Dehydrated Urchin Denied Water To Placate Terror Tots

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Cut out the welfare and these deadbeats wouldn't have so much time on their hands to protest.

If you feel the need to assembly outside of a courthouse to hear some jury verdict in an age of instantaneous global communication, you've got too much time on your hand.

It was suggested by a media talking head that me must never profile someone on the basis of what they wear. So does that mean we must hold no preconceptions about someone covered in a pointed white sheet with two eyeholes carrying a lit torch galloping down the street on the back of a horse?

A woman told Fox News that she is dismayed over the verdict of the George Zimmerman trial because of the future of her “mixed race” children. Perhaps she should have been more selective with whom she decided to breed.

NAACP outraged that Trayvon Martin's right to life was violated. To bad this leftwing frontgroup is not as exorcised regarding this deprivation inflicted upon their unborn racial kin.

If George Zimmerman is sued for violating the civil rights of Trayvon Martin, he should counter sue Trayvon Martin's parents for failing to control their hooligan son if the liberal media continues to propagate the fiction of what a young child he was.

Glee Lead Dead

The Golden Age Of Genre Fiction

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Media Silent Over Redhead Left For Dead On The Highway

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Do Subversive Jesuits Want Violent Criminals Prowling America's Streets?

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If Trayvon Such A Good Little Boy, Why Did He Have A Criminal Record?

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Jesuit Propagandists Invoke Trayvon Martin To Undermine The Second Amendment

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Practicing Occultist Beyonce Invokes The Falso God Trayvon

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Will TV Station Be Sued For Being Duped Into Thinking Incomptetent Pilots Named Ho Lee Fuk & Wee To Loo

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Trayvonite Horde Prevented From Looting CNN Studio

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Boy Scouts Embrace Queers But Tells Porkers To Hit The Road

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If Zimmerman Is Being Threatened By Obamaite-Trayvonists, Why Shouldn't He Get His Gun Back?

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Occupy Movement Stirs The Trayvon Pot

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Black Panthers Declare Jihad Against The White Devils

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Episcopal Cathedral Holds Ramadan Celebration

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Apostates Foment Revolution From The Pulpit

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Rump-Loving Episcopals Promulgate Enemies List

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Obama Voters Demand World Come To Screeching Halt Over Trial Disappointment

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Obama Insists The Best Way To Honor Trayvon Is To Undermine The Second Amendment

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Trayvonites Beat White Reporter

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Black Panthers Threaten Upheaval

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Obama Voters Destroy Property In Response To Jury Verdict

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Reflections Upon The Lone Ranger Film

The Lone Ranger as a film is not as bad as it's made out to be by the critics.

However, it is somewhat saddening that in many remakes beloved classic pulp culture characters are held up to ridicule.

As much as liberals complain how Indians such as Tonto were depicted decades ago, this Johnny Depp interpretation exhibited none of the dignity of the original.

Neither did the Ranger exhibit the intelligence and courage that place him in the same league of other great heros such as Superman.

Though not as bad as the Green Hornet a few years ago, before adding unnessary profanity to a screenplay about an American icon, perhaps Disney should stop and consider how it would like such earthy dialogue flying out of the mouth of Mickey Mouse or any character he is interacting with.

At one time, Disney did not want Annete Funicello wearing a two piece bathingsuit on screen.

It's doubtful he'd approve of a film with his brand attached depicting urine flowing into a bucket or someone's head deliberately being dragged through a pile of horse turds.

By Frederick Meekins

Friday, July 12, 2013

Necromancer Leads Police To Body

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Doctrine In The Dock

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Thought Police Probe Astronmer Advocating Theistic Intelligent Design

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Muslims View Rape As Honoring Women

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Are Cardiac Supplements A Conspiracy To Undermine Male Virility?

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Good Riddance, Butch Napoliatano

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World War Z & The Lone Ranger

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Are Non-Human Intelligences Manipulating Mankind Into Embracing The New World Order

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Francis Beckwith Reflects Upon Evangelical Catholicism

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Increasingly, cops are shooting dogs as they raid the wrong houses. Too bad its not the cops raiding the wrong houses being shot.

Leftwing Religionists Condemning Second Amendment As Idolatry Silent Regarding Papal Security Detail

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Pissant Cops Demand Gratitude From Raid Victims

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Pope Francis Cracks Down On Vatican Perverts

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Obama Demands To Know Why You Are Stockpiling So Much Toilet Paper

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Thursday, July 11, 2013

Dr. Oz Claims Straining On Crapper Killed Gandolfini

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Is Obamacare A Mental Laxative

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Media Outraged Not Over Bieber Whizzing In Bucket But For Mentioning Bill Clinton While He Does It

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If God is going to hold against you as sin that which is a decision where both options are equally moral, wouldn't He somehow be obligated to tell you this directly and none of this business were the moving of the Holy Spirit is indistinguisable from intestinal gas.

Obama Voters Set White Lad Aflame

But it's the victim that should be grilled by authorities to make sure nothing but glowing terms of admiration and respect flowed from his melting and blistering lips for his attackers.

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Actress Accuses Scientology Of Mental Manipulation

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California Beatniks Outlaw Ice Cream Trucks As Noise Pollution

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Will Trayvonites Still Get Their Pound Of Flesh?

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Will Spider-Man Be A Queer In The Next Movie?

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Archbishop Of Canterbury Surrenders To The Sodomites

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Malnourished Imaginations Fail To Comprehend The Significance Of “The Hunger Games”

The Hunger Games ranks among one of the top grossing movies of the past several years. Obviously, something about the film has captured the imagination and interest of a wide range of people and viewpoints.

This includes segments of the Evangelical Christian population as well. One might assume adherents of this particular belief system might be concerned about the violence and language that would seem to be inherent to a tale about teens forced to battle to the death in a form of televised postmodern gladiatorial combat.

Even if details in the story cross the line in terms of propriety, one would think there would be a number of elements within the overriding theme that the believer could find agreement.

A great deal of the saga focuses on how, as the West slides deeper into social decay, conditions revert back to the waning days of Rome. However, the issues raised by homeschool activist Kevin Swanson are in a sense even more shocking than the homicidal lotteries featured in the story.

In a sermon addressing “The Hunger Games”, Swanson focused in on a scene where one contestant plotted to eliminate a fellow competitor while they slept. To determine whether such an action was right or wrong, Swanson consulted the account in I Samuel 24 where David could have slain Saul but did not do so while the king slept because, at that point in the narrative, Saul was still the Lord's anointed King of Israel.

Instead of explicating both the Old Testament account and “The Hunger Games” as an example of where the Commandment against murder might apply, it seemed as if Swanson elevated the actions of David themselves to the status of an absolute applicable in all situations just because it was David.

Let's just hope Swanson doesn't look to what David had done to Uriah as an example of what a man should do when he desires an unattainable woman. So from the story of of Abigail's first husband, should one take away that we should threaten to whack those that diss us (to place the story in the terms of the urban vernacular of those likely on public assistance)?

Yet this is not the most controversial component of Kevin Swanson's thesis. It's not too ludicrous to hypothesize it's not very courageous to slay your enemies while they slept. Swanson conjectures that, since David would not kill King Saul in the monarch's sleep since God had unequivocally selected Saul to be King of Israel at that specific time, the Christian is obligated to allow the operatives of an out of control government to take the lives of Americans without due process or valid cause under the universal precepts of natural law.

If exegetes arguing this position couple this notion with obeying civil authoroties in all instances, where does that end? If during the ambush police, intelligence operatives, or military personnel decide to have their way with the daughters of the proper pliant Christian, would they condemn those resisting such defilement? If not, then why must citizens passively surrender their lives and their property when their other protections from the Decalogue are wantonly violated?

Enthusiasts of unbridled power will remark that such a scenario is unlikely to ever take place. But what of the incident where New York police were alleged to have shoved a plunger up a suspect's backside? If the government is doing such things, is the proper Christian response suppose to be “Please, sir, may I have another?”

In the years ahead, Christians will be required to make ethical decisions of nuanced gradation as the institutions founded from on high to defend the innocent abandon their intended purpose to rank among the foremost of dangers. Narratives such as The Hunger Games, even if Christians cannot endorse them on every point, can assist believers in reflecting upon contingencies beyond the parameters of their normal experience.

By Frederick Meekins

CNN Issues Death Threat Against George Zimmerman

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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Man Of Steel: A Christ Figure At The Movies

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Evolution of the Bikini: Is Modesty Making a Comeback?

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Christendom's Three Streams

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Mr. Godsey Dead

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Is Obama Abetting The Trayvonite Uprising?

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Did Terror Suspect Enjoy A White House Independence Day?

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Disclosure, Exopolitics & Planetary Changes

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Blacks More Racist Than Whites

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Batman Robs State Fair

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Pope Bribes Youth To Attend Festival With Purgatory Probation Promise

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Obama Promotes Snitch Culture In The Federal Bureaucracy

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Obama Youth Rally At White House In Praise Of Food Fascism

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Tuesday, July 09, 2013

Anglican Monasticism

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Sodomites Threaten To Inprison Baker

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Trayvonites Beat Property Owner Into Critical Condition

Too bad the mainstream media is not as outraged over this as they are Paula Deen.

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Are Establishmentarian Republicans Endorsing An Immigration Plan Devised By Communists?

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Has Boozing Lifestyle Caught Up With Randy Travis?

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When God Doesn't Provide

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Outrage is breaking out over hunger-striking GITMO detainees being forced fed. As it should. These pieces of human excrement should be allowed to starve to death.

92 Year Old Iraqi Pervert Marries 22 Year Old

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Atlanteans & Amazonians Battle It Out In Animated Flashpoint Adaptation

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Mainstream Canadian Anglians Insist Gay Marriage Will Bring New Life

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Is The Vatican Siding With Islamic Efforts To Subvert Western Civilization?

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Lovers' Spat In The Vatican?

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Monday, July 08, 2013

Episcopal Church Holds Gay Pride Disco Mass (Seems the have outdone the blashphemy and debauchery of the "Clown Communion" held some years ago.)

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Knowledge Perfecting Faith

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Papal Encyclical Calls For Balanced Faith In Troubled Times

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Pope Francis: 8 Quotes

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Kenyan Archbiship Accuses Western Establishment Anglicans Of Promoting False Gospel

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Legalists Rally Against The Speculative Fiction Menace

Baptist Pastor James Cooley has posted a homily at SermonAudio.com condemning the use of the latest Superman film as an apologetic outreach.

This pastor contends that the true Christian ought to avoid the film all togeher since the symbols and motifs utilized in the story could be coopted by the Son of Perdition to delude the unsuspecting into accepting the End Times 'deceiver as the Son of God.

But the question must be asked, how does this pastor know so much about the movie if he is not simply suggesting discernment should one decide to view the film but that the film be avoided altogether?

By bringing up a topicthat does not appear blatantly wicked on the surface, doesn't a pastor worthy of the respect and pay as such have to encourage those in his congregation to be like the Bereans and to then investigate the claims on their own which might entail actually watching the film to determine for themselves whether the conclusions made by the minister are valid or not?

How does Superman not live up to Christian values if we take the narrative at face value? He doesn't make the world bow at his feet demanding worship, he renders his services for free, and for decades let the woman he's attracted to treat him like dirt before she realized who he was.

Doesn't Zod serve as evidence of what Superman would be like if he was not a highly moral individual?

The arguments against comic books and fantasy films spouted from the pulpits of the extremes of fundamentalist Christianity only decline in lucidity from that particular logical plateau.

Pastor James Cooley condemned Batman as a humanist for relying primarily upon his mind to solve crimes.

So I guess we should wait idly by for all of life's problems to miraciously resolve themselves with no effort on our part?

Another pastor condemning the conceptual construct of the superhero narrative said that God has called us to “kingdom work” and not fighting aliens.

But we may be on the cusp of a time when those missions are about to overlap.

A pastor opposed to superhero stories and comic books insisted that such narratives were wicked because intrinsic to the structure was an attempt to save the world.

So by that standard, it would be immoral to write a novel about the military especially during a conflict like World War II?

Pastor James Cooley, in a sermon titled “Super Heroes Replace Christ” said, “JRR Tolkien was a lost Catholic that went to hell, amen.”

Indeed Tolkien did if he did not rely soley on Christ to save him from his sins But so does the confused Baptist that thinks adhering to all of the Baptist peculiarities (including avoiding comic books and fantasy movies) are necessary to attest to the authenticity of one's faith.

In a sermon condemning superhero entertainment, a legalist complained that you can't have a decent understandable conversation with someone that watches movies and plays video games.

Now the legalist knows how the rest of us feel in dealing with someone whose faith doesn't simply inform or influence what they say and do but is the only thing they can obsessively talk about.

By Frederick Meekins