Limp Wristed In Uproar That Palin Ate Pizza With A Fork

The way the economy is going, you'll soon need etiquette lessons on whom to eat in the labor camp.

Journalist Martin Bashir insinuates Sarah Palin should be prosecuted for violating laws governing the display of the flag by profiting from the image of the national banner. Does he also plan to picket or get an injunction against the premiere of the pending Captain America film?

Killer Vegetables Plague Europe

Savages Murder Pastor Over Invisible Magical Phallus

Still think we're no better than the Third World?

Bet Congressman Weiner wishes his were invisible.

Some days the headlines just write themselves.

If America is not superior to other countries, would all the members of the legislature of the party opposing the President board a bus at his request for an alleged meeting and expect to return home afterwards?

Wonder what Washington media personality Ed Walker, who is totally blind, really thinks in the commercial where Willard Scott complains about mild hearing loss.

China ranked in a survey as the world's happiest nation. Anyone said they felt otherwise has no doubt been "dealt with accordingly".

Rachel Madcow of MSNBC unfriends Wiener. I thought she had done that quite awhile ago.

No one would need to give George Will nuclear weapons. He could probably bore vast swaths of the population to death all on his own.

On WMAL, Tucker Carlson said he loved anyone that gave the finger to Iowa farmers in regards to ethanol subsidies. Would he endorse giving the finger to leftist groups such as the NAACP, La Raza, the Council On American-Islamic Relations, or the Anti-Defamation League?

The same leftists in an uproar that hackers uploaded a false article to the PBS webpage are the same multiculturalists lecturing the rest of us how graffiti vandals should be applauded as undiscovered artistic talents of profound social conscience.

What Does Christian Education Only Really Mean?

When someone makes a statement like "The only education we should be interested in is Christian education", it might earn brownie points with certain fanatics.

However, it really needs to be clarified before the wider scope of the Church can endorse it.

For example, does the person making the statement include the entire breadth of human knowledge derived from reflection upon the creation and applications deduced from such cogitation?

If so, the statement can be endorsed.

If the postulator means that the true believer should only concern themselves with those areas carved out as exclusively as "religious", they are sadly mistaken.

For while the decree would seem to highlight the piety of the person making it, it is woefully inadequate to the complexity of the epistemological realities in which we find ourselves.

This is especially brought to light when the person is making such a proclamation over Internet technology in general and Facebook in particular.

For while the scientific advances making such wondrous technological breakthroughs possible are based upon principles established by God, I am not sure these devices would have come into existence by those that only sat around having the Scriptures drilled into their heads in a manner reminiscent of cultic brainwashing.

By Frederick Meekins

Can't get much more warped than this. A Christian Reconstructionist that would put Glenn Beck to death as a false prophet & deny women the right to vote insists it is constitutional & Biblical to allow access to hardcore narcotics. Sounds like he's been sampling some of these compounds.

MacDonald's makes the same money whether I with the coupon purchase two Big Macs in one visit or one one day and one the next. If they are going to get too assy about it, perhaps they'd prefer to lose my business altogether.

Did Nazis Plot To Create An Army Of Talkative Bitches?

One can quibble about the chronological placement of the Rapture. However, if you are going to deny a literal Tribulation, why not go ahead and dismiss a literal Second Coming or even Heaven as well?

Just because the Glee reprobates hand down a linguistic decree is no reason why the rest of society has to bend to it. While not nice to call a retarded person retarded, as a generalized put-down, it is no worse than many other insults.

The epidemic of food fights in public schools is evidence that there is little need for government nutrition assistance since obviously large percentages of students aren't malnourished.

Is Harold Camping Up Excrement's Creek Without A Paddle?

Is Lance Armstrong A Dope Fiend?

Will The Dimwitted Lose Faith Over Camping's Deception

Certain Manners Reveal How Much Some Adults Despise Children

Yahoo has promulgated a list of manners that it insists all children should know and abide by.

Many of these such as saying "please" and "thank you" or sending a "thank you note" are important courtesies. Others are simply a reminder just how much certain adults despise children.

Some of these serve no other purpose than to condition the individual into docility so as to be easier to control as adults.

For example, though a child ought to be trained to express their dislike of something in a polite manner, rule number six insists that "the world is not interested in what you dislike. Keep negative opinions to yourself, or between you and your friends, and out of earshot of adults."

Are adults so delicate that their world is going to be shattered should they hear that a child doesn’t like something? If society is that week, no wonder the Muslims are about to take over.

Furthermore, if this is harped upon as an adsolute, at what age does it end?

As an adult, might the person forced to live by this dictum then develop an inhabitation to speak out against anything imposed upon them by a self-appointed authority figure?

Most dictatorial regimes view governing institutions as the adults and the citizen or subject in the role of the child.

If one never speaks up to vocalize what is commonly referred to as a complaint, how will things ever change or improve?

Adults should try to get children to eat a healthy variety of foods, but there are some items you are just never going to like. I will have to pretty much be on death's door before I'll eat beets.

So if a child is never to inform an adult as to a food that the child does not like, should the child's gag reflux be adversely stimulated, will the adult clean up the regurgitation likely to result? Or will the child be duly beaten and told what a wretched example of original sin and unwillingness to submit to authority that they are?

Parents that insist upon slavish adherence to what has been agreed upon as good manners that force their children to consume all kinds of rotgut swill underaged taste buds and digestive tracts aren’t accustomed to should not be shocked fifty years from now when Junior or Sally are eager to toss them in the cheapest nursing home they can find and never look back.

I just might be rude. Some things I simply refuse to eat. Since you're not going to be there in the middle of the night holding my hand as I attempt to soak away a stomach cramp in hot water at 2 am, I don't really care how offended you are I didn't eat the slop you consider a culinary masterpiece that will no doubt taste as bad coming up as it did going down.

I one time remember reading a Gospel tract that the young Christian was obligated to eat whatever any authority figure put on their plate in order to prepare them for their future careers on the mission field. Newsflash: though it is a sacrilege to say so in some circles of Fundamentalist education, not everyone is called to go to the foreign mission field, especially if you can’t stand the site or smell of what the savages stick in their mouths. Besides, most of them want to come to America now anyway where we have decent tasting food.

My great grandfather use to threaten my grandmother that, if she or her siblings didn't eat something, he was going to shove it down their throats himself. So don't tell me the parents of centuries past were by default superior to the parents now.

As a society, we've gone too far into permissiveness, but neither is an overcorrection something to be desired. Treating your children with the respect and dignity is the best guarantor that they will emulate these qualities in the years and decades to come.

by Frederick Meekins

Wonder if New Agers believing in 2012 Judgment Day predictions will be as ridiculed as Christians suggesting 2011

Harold Camping could have been remembered as the broadcaster that kept classical hymns on the radio. Instead, he will be remembered as a kook that thought he knew more than the Bible in predicting the day as well as the hour that Christ would return for the Church.

Wonder if Harold Camping has blown his brains out yet.

If rappers the celebrate cop killers are "socially conscious", does that mean that wife beaters are merely practicing rigorous interactive marital communications?

Is the prevention of the interstate transport of bovine mammary secretions about protecting public health or revenge of uncollected taxes or loss of agribusiness revenue?

In a church that claims to stand for the whole counsel of God, in a balanced presentation of marriage, shouldn't the references suggesting you are just as well off not getting married as getting married be presented as part of the same exposition as those seeming to suggest you are pursuing a course of life less than what God intended if you are not married?

Quite revealing how establishmentarian conservatives are in an uproar over Gingrich's remarks regarding the Ryan Budget but nary a peep over Newt's website pandering to Hispanosupremacists.

Convicted Felon & Accused Murderer Snoop Dog Denounces Sean Hannity As Immoral

If federal lunch programs were abolished altogether, students could have all the potatos products they wanted.

Didn't poets use to talk about how trees looked at God all day rather than inflicting violence against presidents named Bush?

If federal lunch programs were abolished altogether, students could have all the potatos products they wanted.

Obama Forces Schools To Promote Environmentalist Propaganda

Will $40 Light Bulbs Spark Technological Dark Age?

Terrorist Sympathizers Disrupt Church Service

Why shouldn't those illegally coming over a border be shot?

Before entering the mosque to arrest an Imam suspected of supporting terrorism, a FBI agent removed his shoes. Wonder if the same was done before raiding the Branch Davidian or polygamist Mormon compounds.

Is Gingrich A Tax Cheat

Did Jesus really tell Huckabee not to run or was it the idea of losing a lucrative Fox News paycheck during an election where the Republican would be facing an incumbent president.

Obama Downplayed 9/11 Commemoration

Guess not enough Hispanics or Blacks died in this tragedy.

Peace Corps Run By Sexual Deviants

Shouldn't this evoke as much outcry as the Abu Grab incidents?

Will liberals be as outraged over this as they are over Bin Ladin getting what he deserved?

Bed Bugs Conveying Pestilence

America's further decline to Third World status.

Obama minions characterize rapper wanting to shoot cops as "socially positive".

Are Fetalpharmacologics Increasing Autism Rates?

Obama To Insert His Nose Further Up The Backside Of Radical Arabists

So if the Bin Ladin brat sues the United States in court for the death of his father, can 9/11 families turn around and sue the Bin Ladn's for the wrongful death of their families?

Maybe the Bin Ladin brat all whiny about the U.S. demeaning his family should be reminded his pappy didn't exactly treat his victims with dignity either.

Maybe the Obama's would like to wake up some night to the sound of illegals rummaging through the White House refrigerator as has occurred to some living along America's secure border.

If illegals can trounce through lawns in the Southwest, why not through the White House Rose Garden?

"Brain Dead" Woman Awakens

Crazed Peacock Rampages Through New York Streets

Audio: Does The DC Government Care If Terrorists Kill Christians?

So it's civil dialogue to threaten cops and president Bush but not to expose the socialistic nature of the Obama adminisration.

Aspiring Cop Killer Attended Jeremiah Wright's Church

Many Childhood Behavioral Expectations Reveal Just How Much Adults Despise Children

Schools Ban Chocolate Milk

Presidential Propaganda Alert Chip Added To Every New Cellphone

Why does Revelation 13 come to mind?

For now, "voluntary".

But mark my words.

Eventually it will be illegal to own a cellphone without one or that you will be deemed an unfit parent or potential child molester if you don't accept the upgrade the way parents are now that don't buy their kids conventional cellphones.

Obama Foments Hispanosupremacist Uprising

Does Glenn Becls Pet Psychiatrist Advocate Abolishing Marriage?

Whose Digny Did The Pope Ride?

Obama Birth Certificate Disputed Since 1965

Pakistan Reinerates Nuclear Threat

Is Pakistan Eager To Flex Its Nuclear Muscle?

Do Hasidic Jews Have The Hots For Hillary?

Also makes you wonder if under Reconstructionism would woman, as well as images of them even in modest attire, simply vanish from public view.

Some will snap what a bizarre comment to make.

But I am not the one insisting every last Old Testment regulation be implemented as civil law and Orthrodox Jewish sects do provide a bit on perspective as to how such regulations might be implemented.

Has David Barton Embraced Islamic Law?

Was Obama's Birth Certificate Faked?

Audio: Church Financially Rewards Unwed Motherhood

Does The DC Government Care If Terrorists Kill Christians?

A story posted at Yahoo News detailed the steps taken in Washington, DC to prepare for a retaliatory attack on the part of Al Qaeda over the death of Osama Bin Ladin. Among the measures included increased police protection of synagogues and mosques.

What about Christian churches?

Aren’t these structures as worthy of protection?

However, they were not mentioned in the article.

If not, shouldn’t the DC government admit that they are not as concerned about any Christians that die in an attack as they are Jews or Muslims?

Those that properly recall their history will remember that one of the things that turned Bin Ladin against the United States initially was the presence of “Crusaders” in lands deemed sacred and holy by devout Muslims such as Saudi Arabia.

“Crusaders” is a term some Muslims utilize when speaking of Christians in reference to the conflicts during the Middle Ages where Roman Catholic authorities attempted to liberate the Biblical Holy Lands from Islamic control.

As such, if you wanted to strike back at an enemy that you thought was attacking your religion wouldn’t the Washington National Cathedral or the National Shrine of the Basilica of the Immaculate Conception --- prominent structures admired and beloved not only by native Washingtonians but by enthusiasts of religious art across the county --- be better targets?

A fundamental principle of American jurisprudence is equal protection under the law. When a terrorist bomb explodes, the projectile shrapnel of the device can just as easily take out the lives of bystander Christians, Jews, or even Muslims.

by Frederick Meekins

If Obama points out the contributions of Hispanics at the White House Cinco De Mayo celebration, when does he plan to point out all that run of the mill White folks have done for this country?

Il Duce Brownnoses Hispanosupremacists

Also confesses Frau Obama eats like a pig.

Devil Worshippers Infiltrate Air Force Academy

Will America Become A Police State Following Bin Laden's Demise?

Are The Police & Military Utilizing Cyborg Attack Dogs?

Obama's ACORN Allies Plotted Violent Urban Upheaval

Church Financially Rewards Unwed Motherhood

Featured in a twitter post I stumbled across was a promotional by a church promising to give $100 to every single mother that shows up at the congregation for Mother's Day.

If a family lives as some of these fundamentalist churches demand, with dad working and mom at home, they are bringing in no more income than a household headed by a single mother In many instances, single mothers are no more necessarily deprived materially than an intact single income family.

So why doesn't a church handing out $100 to every single mother also give the reward to families that have stayed together as well?

If a church plans to give $100 to every single mother on Mother's Day, do they plan to give $100 to every single father on Father's Day?

Likewise, if a pastor is going to use Father's Day to bash the shortcomings of the contemporary father, shouldn't they use Mother's Day to bash the shortcomings of the contemporary mother?

Why is anyone deserving of a reward in most instances on the basis of their failed relationship status? Jesus can forgive if you ask, but sometimes you must live with the consequences of your actions.

For example, where an associate of mine works there is a woman that has procreated multiple times with nearly as many men. Both my associate and his coworker make around the same amount, with her perhaps a bit more. So should my associate be punished because he has made proper decisions in life and as a result have to subsidize someone that has made less advantageous ones?

Perhaps on Mother's Day in churches where this kind of commemoration is taking place, singles that have not yet reproduced and couples living in the context of intact unbroken marriages should consider withholding their tithes from the collection plate for that particular week.

Scripture says that all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. As such, anyone feeling a tugging on their heart that they are in need of forgiveness should be welcomed.

Often it is insisted that at the foot of the cross all are equal and that one repentant sinner cannot look down on what another did before coming to Christ. If so, then do not extend a tangible reward to those that have engaged in particular behaviors while withholding it from those that have in good faith lived by the expectations of the group.

by Frederick Meekins

So is Obama going to pay mileage tax on all the miles he travels that cannot be justified on the grounds of national security?

Fox News Tells Huckabee To Put Up Or Shut Up

Chinese Scientists Insist UFO May Be Approaching Earth

Did Pakistan Just Threaten To Nuke The United States?

Eventually, everyone will be forced to wear special gadgets that will tax you for each breath you take. It will be argued that those with higher respiration rates contribute more to green house gases. This could be one of the things monitored by the Mark of the Beast.

Obama Threatens To Tax You For Daring To Leave The House

New York Times David Barton Profile

Still doesn't explain how this figure that can grasp such minute detail has these extraordinary gaps in his knowledge when it comes to Mormonism.

Is Obama's Advisor On Ecumenical Affairs A Closet Jihadist?

It's Asian-Pacific Heritage Month. When do White folks get a month?

Did Ben Laden Have The Hots For Mary Jane?

If Christians want to use the law to crack down on necromancers and the paraphanalia, on what grounds do the Christians have to complain should these kinds of devilworshippers take over & forbid Christian items?

National Review lauds "non-combative conservative" as a compliment. Bill Buckley & Whittaker Chambers must be rolling over in their graves.

What Time Of Day Is Best For An Old Fashioned Pipe Snaking?

British Royal Family so full of crap. No wonder Prince Charles is an organic gardener.

Wonder If Martha Washington Would Wiggle Her Caboose On Camera

If they want to insist that they are so far above us as to not be saddled by the rules the rest of us are expected to abide by, shouldn't they comport themselves like leaders?

As an adherent of a faith that believes God was once a man on the planet Kolob, you'd think Glenn Beck would be the last to snicker at those questioning what went on at Roswell.

Bin Laden given 40 miniute funeral ceremony. That's more of a warning than the victims of 9/11 got.

As the infantacide fanatics intone, if you don't want to see Bin Laden's death photos, then don't look at them.

Interesting how a fanatic reconstructionist thinking torture wrong in all circumstances has no problem with public flogging and stoning for offenses such as "Sabbath breaking" (his version of the Sabbath of course most likely).

As soon as people start bringing their own bags to supermarkets in counties that have bag taxes, they will be screwed over for another tax & lectured how they don't give back enough to the COMMUINITY.

If I am such a fruitcake on this, then why is there talk from switching from a gas tax to a mileage tax now that more folks have been forces into more fuel efficient automobiles?

Will diversity fanatics toss a hissy fit that the CBS Evening News anchorship is reverting back to an aged White male?

A leftist clergy is quoted as saying in regards to Bin Laden’s elimination that we are called to be witnesses to God’s love & mercy. Seems to me Bin Ladin was dispersed of in a more merciful manner than the rescue workers contracting illness in the rubble of the WTC. And isn’t it merciful to take out one to prevent them from killing hundreds more and aren’t we merciful by taking out this one rather than nuking all of central Asia?

Kind of tells you what a person is made of if they hold a pity party in regards to how Bin Ladin was mistreated during his elimination. The person raising these concerns is the very same extreme Reconstructionist that any other time thinks Glenn Beck should be executed as a "false prophet" along with Sabbath violators.

Jihadists Plot Revenge