Wisconsin Teachers Teach Kids To Skip Class When It Suits

If PBS wants to retain public subsidies, it should surrender profits made from licensed Sesame Street merchandise to the federal govermment.

Was Critic Of Transhumanism The Victim Of Arson?

Beatniks Decide Terrorists Not Good Enough For Them

Muslims Consider United World Empire

Principles Of COMMUNITY Overlook Mistreatment Of Christians

Tolerancemongers Condemn Crackdown On Pirates

Evidence of the doctrine that a liberal is a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.

Would Jimmy Carter say that the Muslim Brotherhood is nothing to be afraid of if the former president didn't have a Secret Service detail?

An associate astutely inquired why can't there be a celebrity disaster relief telethon that raises funds for deficit reduction.

Will there be as much outcry among the Mohammadeans over 200 of their barbaric kinsman raping an innocent reporter as there was over the incident of likely terrorists being walked on a leash?

Leftists Applaud Raping Of Journalist

Smug foreigner Justin Beiber denounces American healthcare as evil. How long do we have to wait for this mindless pissant to check himself into rehab?

Frau Obama Wants Youngsters Suckling Teet As Long As Possible

Is there any aspect of our lives that this government doesn't think is it's place to hand down a proclaimation regarding. Guess we'll soon be given instruction as to which position the Obama administration prefers husbands and wives to partake of carnal relations in.

Billy Ray Regrets Allowing Daughter To Become Renowned Harlot

Are Terrorists Sneaking Dirty Nukes Through U.S. Ports?

You show up at some foreign hopsital without proof that you are there legally. They'd probably vivisect you for organ harvesting.

Hispanosupremacists are condemning an Arizona proposal to verify the legality of those utilizing that state's hospitals. You as a real American without lips chronically attached to the welfare teet try to get medical services without the proper paperwork.

It's time to sell off American park lands and museum treasures on Ebay to tackle the debt. It's heartbreaking, but less so than selling your children into slavery.

Terrorist Sympathizers Schedule Conference At Virginia Military Institute

Is Obama A Psuedo-Christian?

Debt = Total Value Of U.S. Economy

Oprah calls on the masses to respect Obama. Guess Bush wasn't Black enough to make a similar admonition on behalf of.

Depraved Jesuit Insists The Bible's Sexual Morality No Longer Applies

Local Jail Deem Bras A Security Threat

Does Hooters Promote Family Values?

While we're at it, perhaps we can also have a blessing of the boobs there with the laying on of hands.

Hundreds Of Thousands Spent For Flyover Of Domed Stadium

Bible Altered To Placate Muslims

TSA Develops Psychic Probes

Will National Anthem Be Abolished?

Homeland Security Fusion Centers Deem All But The Dimwitted & Apathetic As Potential Terrorists

British Woman Dies From Philadelphia Butt Enhancement

Medical Elites Want Patients Robbed Of The Will To Live

Is Obama's Social Security Number Fraudulent?

Rights do come from God. However, they are not extended to an individual based on whether belongs to the right church or not. You have them because you are created in God's image.

Rather revealing that Tingles Matthews & Rachel Madcow of MSNBC would side with the Muslim Brotherhood over Glenn Beck

The more I reflect upon the issue, I am afraid the adage is correct (at least for the contemporary Neo ones) that a Puritan is someone that is afraid that someone, somewhere is having a good time (even one that in no way wreeks of the slighest immorality).

Was accused of being a "red letter" Christian. Now there's one I've never been accused of before. Alright, if some want to play that game, the red letters have a better chance of getting you to the other side than thinking your adherence to the first few parts of THE BOOK alone are going to get you there.

Mass breastfeeding scheduled at Smithsonian no big deal. Quite a few of the statues there bare boobed anyway.

Delusional Lesbian Insists Child Is Her's

Tom Cruise Swept Up In Scientology Human Smuggling Probe

Howard Dean Applauds Islamists

Haunting Closes Themepark Ride

Cock Kills Californian

Since the name "polish mountain" is politically incorrect because according to 1 MD Democrat it's not a pretty name, does that mean we should call that entire central European nation something else entirely? Furthermore, isn't it racist to say the correct name of a particular race or ethnic group isn't beautiful?

Christian Reconstructionist posts that self-esteem is a sin. Guess we are suppose to be so down on ourselves that we never lift a finger to accomplish anything and hand control over non-essential doctrinal & personal matters over to church elders.

If a advertisement featuring John 3:16 couldn't air during the Super Bowl because broadcasting the segment would spark undue controversy and advocate a certain belief, will the Black Eyes Peas be punished for their ditty calling for increased education spending? Apparently the band is talented in neither music nor economics.

If those super bowl 1/2 time show costumes are any indication of how people will dress in the future, no wonder the Terminators rise up to destroy the species.

If the federal government is going to send out Presidential Emergency Alerts to the nation's cellphones, is the message going to be charged to the recipients account or is Obama picking up the tab?

Obama admits in O'Reilly interview that free speech a hindrance to America.

According to the Pelosi Doctrine, one couldn't label Stalin, Pol Pot, Jim Jones, Bin Laden, The Unabomber, or Ira Einhorn as bad people.

Wonder if Michael Vick would have gotten the city key to Dallas if he was White.

With gas prices rising, don't expect to go anywhere & enjoy yourself this summer. Just the way Obama wants it for you as he continues to stuff his mouth will all kinds of treats you are commanded to abstain from.

Negro Mountain Should Not Be Renamed

Frau Obama To Launch Assault Against Nation's Restaurants

I guess she prepared all of the healthy, locally grown snacks glutted on at the White House Super Bowl party in the kitchen on her own while wearing her Aunt Jemima uniform.

Rio Carnival Burned To Hell

Just got where it was headed a little quicker this year.

Baywatch Cow Insists Entry Level Positions Begin On The Farm

Because of my failure to blindly adhere to the Dominionist or Reconstructionist agendas, I have been accused of having gone to a public school. Perhaps I was sent to private school but thanks to parents and own reflection was able to separate the value instilled from the malarkey peddled there. That use to be called discernment in the days before Christians surrendered thinking for themselves.

Group Lacks Backbone To Go Through With Palin Appearance

Rather revealing as to the state of affairs in America. The wording essentially says that violence will erupt if we don't surrender to leftist versions of civility.

Chavez Jails Opponent As Terrorist

WMAL host laments Super Bowl not family friendly from standpoint of late kickoff. How is the NFL responsible if you can't get your kids to bed at a respectable hour? Not like youngsters are going to be irrevocably damaged by missing an ideal bed time. Guess this will be the next thing the Obama's monitor.

The super bowl fanaticism where those that dont watch football any other day of the year reminds me of the episode of Babylon 5 where the Drazi beat each other senseless based on what color snotrag was around their necks.

Fail to see how the ad where the girls suggesting that their dad might land a date if he dyes his hair is a threat to morals & sound doctrine. Was essentially told by one Facebooker that I was "feminized" for not thinking the girls should be buggywhipped Amish style for their suggestion.

The White House Super Bowl party menu included bratwurst, cheeseburgers, pizza & beer. Where are the locally grown vegetables & low salt snacks?

Though I have been accused of being a product of public education, I have yet to figure out or have it explained to me how totalist state established by Christian Reconstructionists is all that more preferable to one run by radical socialists or even Islamists of varying stripes

As dimwitted as I am, it is a new one to me that the fact that I point out infringements of liberty from the left and right both secular and religious is somehow proof that I am a theosophist howling at the moon at Bohemian Grove.

A major problem is Osteen is that he fails to mention that many of life's problems and quandries aren't worked out until after your dead.

Whites Need Not Apply

Tweets Regarding The State Of The Union 2011

Too bad no member of Congress possessed the courage to blurt out "You lie", especially in light how everyone was suppose to make bipartisan goo-goo eyes at one another.

Obama says cutting stimulus is akin to taking the motor out of an airplane taking off. But how can a jetliner even take off when the flue supply has already been burned up?

The camera panned the congressional gallery and showed the head of Xerox sitting in the crowd. Guess they need her to help make all that money that really isn't there.

Obama praised education for beginning earlier in China than in the United States. Guess the government should haul the child off as soon as the youngster emerges from the womb. Perhaps Obama should elaborate to the nation what he thinks of those slave labor camps where children are snatched from their parents and beaten into being Olympic athletes and the like.

Does Obama realize that it's not government that sparks imagination?

Soviets did not beat America into space not so much because of the superiority of their technology or social system but because we were concerned they would disapprove of us using a missile as a rocket.

If Obama believes in spreading the wealth around like he told Joe the Plumber, why should we bother being educated for the complex jobs he is promising?

If more students get college degrees through government subsidies that disrupt the market, the credentials will be useless in securing better employment and higher pay.

I guess $4.00 per gallon gas is reinvented energy policy.

Will one of the promised millions of electric vehicles be Obama’s or will he continue to ride around in gas guzzlers?

Obama is emphasizing rail transportation because the electric cars he is promoting will pretty much otherwise confine people to the areas in which government will permit them to live.

Wonder how many homes will be abolished and how much private property seized to build this fabled high speed train.

By calling the proposed high-speed rail system a "bullet train", isn't the President contributing to the coarsening of the national discourse?

Quite revealing how History is deliberately omitted from the list of subjects such as Math and Science that those advocating an increased federal role in education believe need to be emphasized as part of a renewed national education policy.

If Obama doesn't like foreign students returning to their native lands upon completion of their studies, perhaps they should not be admitted to American universities to begin with.

Obama insists that foreigners are the ones enriching America and fostering innovation. Guess actual Americans are just suppose to keep our mouths shut and paying taxes out the wazoo.

Many of the implications of what Obama says are more between the lines rather than said openly.

For example, the President calls for the leveling of tax rates. This could just as easily mean increasing assessments instead of lowering them.

Obama claims he will eliminate unnecessary regulations. Thing is, he no doubt sees the vast majority of those his minions are promulgating as absolutely necessary.

Contrary to the impression Obama attempted to create, deficit spending just didn't begin a decade ago. My grandfather passed away more than a decade ago and I remember him warning about the national debt when I was a kid.

The way the camera froze and elongated the image, for a moment, Obama looked like the Necromonger emperor in "The Chronicles Of Riddick".

Obama reassured that Muslims are a part of the American family. What about other religions, especially the ones not as inclined to blow things up when they don't get their way?

Likewise, Obama went out of his way to mention gay military personnel. Why aren't the sacrifices of heterosexuals worthy of mention?

Obama hopes to establish new alliances and friendships across the Americas. Wonder how much that is going to cost.

I tabulated 81 rounds of applause during the 2011 State of the Union Address.

by Frederick Meekins

At National Prayer Breakfast, the President assures he and Frau Obama remain faithful to "our God".

Technically, I guess the Egytian mob couldn't be accused of a hate crime for assaulting Christiane Amanpour since wouldn't they be considered her ethnic kinsfolk and co-religionists?

Obama To Bankrupt Power Plants

The "pro-democracy" demonstrators of the present decade usually end up being the tyrants chased from office decades down the road.

Interesting that the unions insisting Obamacare essential to the Republic's survival have been granted exemptions from the legislation.

Feminist Peacemongers Call For Violent Revolution

FBI Downplays Threat Of Islamist Bankrobbers

Islamists Prepare Radiological Attack

African Nation To Outlaw Cutting The Cheese

To be settled in the landmark case of You Smelled It vs. You Dealt It.

Is The LA Central Library A Shrine To Occultism?

Obama has told Mubarack not to seek reelection. Wonder how large of a check American taxpayers will have to write for this.

Americans Desire Islamist Propaganda

Towelhead Permitted To Retain Ceremonial Dagger

Mental Hospital Neglected The Remains Of The Departed For Decades

Food Fascists Hand Down UIltimatum

They can go lick a salt block.

Wonder if the food Obama & his Chinese masters stuffed their gullets with at the state dinner were within the salt guidelines to be imposed upon the rest of us.

Students Demands Right To Sing Ghettoized Version Of National Anthem

Asian Tolerancemongers Brownnose Red Chinese Dictator

Interesting they live here rather in the Third World cesspools that they lionize

Albert Mohler endorsed a statement that the suburbs are not a good place in which for the elderly to live. Obviously he does not live in an area where there is mariachi music is blared at 2 am or the sighting of a White person is about as rare as a Sasquatch or even a unicorn.

Frau Obama Considers Militarizing U.S. Civilians In The Name Of Nutrition & Obesity

If Gabreille Giffords' mother is a Christian Scientist, has any one asked her if the pain her daughter is feeling is real?

Elites Want Masses To Freeze In The Name Of Public Health

Mass Murderer Ghengis Khan Heralded As Environmental Visionary

Does Obama's Birth Certificate Even Exist?

Case Of The Killer Cock

Will members of Congress thinking the retirement age should be raised foresake their lavish salaries & benefits to rather eke out a subsistence existence toiling away in a Walmart or 7-11?

Octopussies Galore

Don't know what's more disturbing: that thousands of them died or that the native population had to be admonished not to ingest the seashore equivalent of roadkill.

Brits Cut The Cheese

Is Mouthy Liberal Alec Baldwin A Tax Cheat?

So bascially, he'd deny ghetto children the arts education he always expects you to support.

Planned Parenthood Bent On Destroying Childnren's Innocence

Disney Gets Out Of Fairy Tale Business

Studies find young girls manipulated into identifying more with harlots than royalty.

Obama shrugs that “China has a different political system than we do”. So did South Africa under Apartheid. So why didn’t we just leave that regime to their own human rights abridgements as well? Is it somehow moral to slaughter your fellow citizens so long as they are the same basic color that you are?