Harrison Ford's New York apartment for sale is 5,000 square feet with 4.5 bathrooms. Yet the aging thespian is a spokesman for a group called "Team Earth" that wants people to drive less and turn down our thermostats. Is Ford so full of it that it takes five toilets to handle what he's putting out? I guess his condo is so cold he has to try each commode until he finds one that doesn't freeze his backside.

Interesting Glenn Beck gives us lengthy lectures now how we all now need to give up the excess things we have and how we are actually bad Americans if we are not gleeful about the bending socio-economic collapse but can himself go on fishing trips with billionaire CEO's.

Squirmy Urchin Needs Rear Smacked

Food Nazis Ruin Cereal

Who Is Firing Lasers At Airline Pilots?

Not much point in getting all worked up over America's declining rank in terms of math & science education when the jobs have already gone overseas anyway.

Oprah Denies Allegations Of Lesbianism

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Saw on a Facebook ad that there is a Gay Men's Chorus of Washington. And how exactly is that policed to prevent heteros from joining? Thought what we did in the privacy of our bedrooms was no one's business.

Should Immigrants Be Allowed To Maim, Rape & Kill In The Name Of "Culture"

And what about American culture where such deadbeats were once quickly hung from a local tree?

Glenn Beck announced that a company controlled by the Russian government has acquired an interest in a U.S. uranium mine. Everyday it gets more and more like that dream sequence episode of Deep Space Nine where the Jem Hadar were pretty much handed free reign aboard the station with Starfleet’s blessing.

In a state of emergency if government operatives come to confiscate the firearms of law abiding citizens, business end of said firearm should promptly be discharged into said operative.

Government agencies geared towards “minority business development” are founded on two basic assumptions. 1. Minorities are either too deficient in terms of intellect or character to establish businesses on their own. 2. Color really does determine the quality of a product or service one is in the marketplace for.

Government To Pay Nearly $300,000 To Undermine Rights Of White People

As a compromise, neither the Ground Zero Mosque in New York nor the creation science Noah's Ark theme park in Kentucy should receive a single penny of tax support or incentive.

The newest leftist euphemism designed to dupe churchgoers will be "prophetic environmentalism". Spotted the phrase in very small print in the classified section of the 11/30/10 issue of the Christian Century.

Peeved Alpacas Boycott Renamed Parade

Will Smallville's Replacement Glorify Outright Nephillim?

Is George Lucas Plotting To Own The Dead?

It has been reported that Glenn Beck is urging parents to pull students out of college. However, before doing so, it should be pointed out that not every dropout drunk with ADD ends up making $30 million per year. Fox News only has so many 5 pm host slots the network can pass around.

Salvation Army Bells Deemed Offensive

Giant, a prominent Washington DC area supermarket chain, has curtailed the number of days that the Salvation Army will be permitted to solicit donations this season outside of the grocery retailer’s locations.

In a number of media reports, it was claimed that the bells were offensive and irritating to a number of shoppers.

So what about those food solicitation campaigns where the grocery chain doesn't simply set out a receptacle for those wanting to contribute food items to charity but instead gets broadcast news outlets involved?

Spokesmen from both institutions not only smooch their own rearends in letting the public know just how progressive both the media outlet and food distribution corporations are in bringing awareness to the plight of the supposedly malnourished but also castigate the viewing consumer if they do not comply with the demand for a contribution.

Why isn’t this deemed offensive?

Or how about the recipients of such charity who are not really starving per say but rather simply not receiving the quality of food they think that they otherwise deserve but are unwilling to work for in order to acquire?

Isn’t it offensive to be lectured to by such types or rather their benefactors?

But perhaps the greatest outrage of all occurs when the price for food the average consumer is forced to pay is jacked up with the goods not being sold often simply being tossed into the dumpster.

by Frederick Meekins

Is Wikileaks Founder Nothing But A Media Whore?

Is National Park Service Undermining American History?

Diversitymongers Insist White Students Should Be Denied The Right To Organize

Obama Plots To Abolosh Fossil Fuels

Will NASA Make An Announcement Regarding An Arsenic-Dependent Lifeform

Though not necessarily in favor of the change in policy, it is hard to make the case why queers shouldn’t be blown apart on the battlefield just like everybody else.

Saw on Glenn Beck's twitter feed that he is at a book signing. Interesting how an autographed copy of his book doesn't constitute one of the unnecessary luxuries he now preaches against to shame us into forsaking.

How is Hillary's gathering of intelligence on world leaders any different than what nations have always done to each other? Perhaps Wikilieaks should be more concerned about the mobile X-ray vans that can see whatever your doing in your house from playfully smacking your spouse's backside to scratching your own.

Tweets Regarding Junk Touching

Janet Napolitano received a security pat down. Poor sap forced to do that deserves either a medal or hazardous duty pay.

Wonder if TSA administrator John Pistole's pistol would even show up on the full body scanner or be of sufficient caliber to grab onto in a pat down.

White House eunuchs announced they don't care whose privates are violated this Thanksgiving season.

If to be subjected to a government mandated "groin check" in an airport, dependent upon what the attendant looked like, one conducted by the opposite gender would be preferable. And if conducted in privacy, there better be candelight and soft music playing in the background.

How come a potential airline passenger merely asserting his right to genital self determination by informing the TSA screener of the penalty for sexual assault is threatened with a $10,000 fine but the same government leveling such a charge likely gives more than this in handout benefits to undocumented foreigners violating our borders? Where are the babykillers now when their mantra of “keep your laws of my body” could finally be applied in an appropriate context?

If TSA perverts are so obsessed with groins, hopefully they'll get whacked down below by one of the kids these goons are molesting with Obama's blessing.

As a former member of an organization of revolutionary Hispanosupremacists, the government approved molestation of Americans is likely the first time ever that the mayor of LA has rushed to defend "law enforcement" or orderly passage through a border checkpoint.

For now, if Americans do not want to endure the trauma of a government sanctioned molestation, they can circumvent airport security by driving to their respective destinations. However, in the future, what is to prevent this simple act itself from being categorized as an act of terrorism in a manner similar to how having a screwdriver in your possession when pulled over by police can result in allegations of harboring burglary tools? More importantly, electric cars will probably force those desiring to travel long distances to fly anyway since no automobile will have enough power to go very far from the driver's respective residence.

An overly zealous Facebook evangelist has posted that a Christian would not allow themselves to be subjected to TSA security screenings. Is it going to be insinuated eventually that a Christian that has consented to such a search is not really a Christian or has fallen into a state of apostasy? In regards to some of these matters in terms of the individual adult, don’t Christians have the prerogative to follow their own conscience?

Here is an example. In the Old Testament, the census was frowned upon by God, but in the New Testament the reader finds that it was compliance with a census that brought Mary and Joseph to the city of Bethlehem. So did Jesus spring from the womb of one heretic and was raised as the stepson (for lack of a better term) in the house of another?

Those with courage enough to stand up to these most outrageous of bodily violations should be heralded However, the hand of fellowship should not be removed from those that decide to pursue another course of action when presented with these unacceptable choices.

The head of the TSA has lamented the disrespect travelers have shown to airport screeners. Unless their groins have been stroked and their breasts fondled, in comparison to this mistreatment inflicted upon American airline passengers, these bureaucrats have very little to complain about.

by Frederick Meekins

Hobbit Producers Denounced As Racist For Insisting That Ancient Celtic Characters Look White

How is Hillary's gathering of intelligence on world leaders any different than what nations have always done to each other? Perhaps Wikilieaks should be more concerned about the mobile X-ray vans that can see whatever your doing in your house from playfully smacking your spouse's backside to scratching your own.

Flock Of Dollies Engineered To Work Out Kinks In Cloning Process

Not sure cracking down on Wikilinks as a terrorist organization is a good idea. What is to prevent this category suspending regular legal protections from then being imposed upon any organization that embarrasses or exposes government shenanigans?

Pentagon brass for the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell insist taking it in the rear will bring no harm to the military. Inflamed anal tissues prove otherwise.

Since his wife supports gays in the military, wonder how long before John McCain changes his position in order to keep getting nookie from the little woman.

The premiere of the animated series Young Justice, about the sidekicks of DC comics superheroes, dealt with a clandestine lab run by a secret society genetically engineering monsters beneath Washington, DC. Probably more truth to that plot than most realize.

School Considers Banning Writing Implements As Weapons

Of course, I guess a laptop or IPAD automatically defies the laws of gravity and cannot be used to whack someone over the head.

Mobile Homeland Security Scanners To Monitor Americans In Their Own Homes

Liberal Lutherans Embrace Transhumanism

Wonder if those gathered in Cancun, Mexico to plot ways to diminish our standard of living walked to the posh seaside resort.

The Smithsonian is sponsoring an exhibit of homoerotic art with one of the photographs being of Ellen Degeneres grabbing her breasts. Don't know what the more shocking headline is: that the Smithsonian would sponsor such debauchery or that Ellen had any breasts worthy of artistic notice.

Could it be that the outrage over the Wikileaks is not so much about how the disclosure hurts American diplomats but rather just how much our government is failing to protect the American people?

Is Alien Space Worm Scheduled To Appear At The Ramada Inn?

Global Elites Toiling In Cancun Plot To Retard Your Standard Of Living

Heritage Foundation Warns Of Looming Electromagnetic Pulse Attack

Will Immorality Sour The Tea Party?

George Lopez to get divorced. Should his wife be permitted to repossess the kidney she donated to him?

Huckabee advertised to be discussing TSA invasive investigation techniques with Whoopi Goldberg. Since when did she become one of our foremost thinkers in the fields of law, political science, or ethics?

Federal Reserve Insider Predicts The Elderly Will End Up Living Under Bridges

Did Hitler Plan To Attack London With Flying Saucers?

U.S. News & World Report Ceases Regular Print Publication

Guess those snooty print journalists won't be able to mock us bloggers too much longer as it seems in the future all news and analysis will be online news and analysis.

Pelosi Heralds Herself As An Alluring Intellectual

Third World Plagues Spread To Florida

TSA Will Finger Your Lush Pie But Doesn't Want Your Creamy Sauce

TSA Goons Mock Woman They Stripped

Rockefeller Proposes Media Dictatorship

Scientists Fiddle With Antimatter

Interesting how a number of the same Prince George's County elites that drone on constantly about the injustices of slavery centuries ago & invoke that tragedy as an excuse for the handouts going to their own constitutents, even though the recipients of such public largess have never been slaves, are themselves linked to a scandal involving human smuggling.

It's like you've got to have the dexterity of a neurosurgeon now to role a long enough sheet off of these new fangled toilet paper dispensers. Eventually they will probably be monitored electronically to catch those violating the Cheryl Crowe one sheet maximum.

Will Homeland Security Monitor Gardening As A Terrorist Activity

Deluded African Migrants Starve To Death Thinking UFO's Will Bring Them Food

Pleiadian Prophetess Tells Russian TV That Mystery Contrail An Attack By U.S. Against Extraterrestrials

In a Washington Post column, Ted Koppel puts his vaunted sense of nonpartisanship on display for the public to fawn all over. Are you going to tell us that the documentary he produced lauding the wonders of Red China was evenhanded and not onesided? But then, since the former Nightline host laments the proliferation of broadcast opinion beyond the establishmentarian party line, perhaps an authoritarian regime is exactly where he belongs.

If nothing else, at least with the Sarah Palin reality series there is finally a nature documentary that will likely approach nature without beating the viewer over the head in terms of environmentalism and evolutionary propaganda.

If to be subjected to a government mandated "groin check" in an airport, dependent upon what the attendant looked like, one conducted by the opposite gender would be prefereable. And if conducted in privacy, there better be candelight and soft music playing in the background.

Just because Glenn Beck wants to cutback on the things he has accumulated is no reason to send out a clarion call expecting everybody else to do the same. Since he makes $33 million, he likely has quite a bit more than the rest of us anyway.

Students Sue For The Right To Love Boobs

And will there be parity for testicals with the chance to exhibit paraphenilia with all the veracular euphemisisms for these bodily organs?

Of course Secretary Napalitano doesn't have to worry about many stroking her bosom in a suggestive manner during a security checkpoint patdown. I doubt there would many that would even want to touch her in that manner.

If Glenn Beck believes violent upheaval is coming, shouldn't he be telling us to stockpile firearms rather than repeatedly to read primary sources on George Soros. How are such words going to protect you from ghetto marauders?

Before a single cent is cut from Social Security, lets cut the millions such as the $150 million going to the terrorists of the Palestinian Authority.

Army Panders To Sikh Religious Pecularities

Bet if this recruit was White and Christian he wouldn't be allowed to wear a diaper on his head.

Cellphone Urine Tests To Diagnose Venereal Diseases

Of course if was a miscarriage of justice to waterboard Kahlid Muhammad. They should have instead used the same rusty knife on him that he used to hack off Daniel Pearl's head.

Raghead Claims He Was Hand Raped By The First Lady

If Michael Kinsley is going to look down his nose at Marco Rubio for insisting that America is the greatest country in history, perhaps in the spirit of international balance, perhaps Kinsley and his family be sent to take the place vacated by Rubio’s family. Am sure Kinsley’s Parkinsons will get the treatment it needs under the wonders of Castro’s wonderful healthcare program.

Public Educators Gather Intelligence On & Manipulate Parental Attitudes In The Name Of Study Circles

Obama to visit Indonesia's largest mosque. Is it his habit to visit the prominent religious landmarks in country's with a predominate Christian heritage as well? If you will recall, if there happens to be Christian symbols at venues where he is appearing, he demands that such iconography be removed. Such objects no doubt have similar effect upon him as they would a vampire.

Just How Far Do Hispanosupremacist Sympathizers Intend To Take Their Biblical Analogies?

In a Sojourner's blog post titled "Abraham, Joseph and Today's Patriarchs", David Vasquez of Luther College likens the plight of illegal aliens to the epic of the Biblical patriarchs.

Let's examine the analogy for a moment.

Unlike the illegals of today, at no time did the Hebrew progentiors Abraham up through Joseph demand that those in the lands where they sought refuge cater to their preferences or change the fundamental tenets of these respective cultures in which these figures sought refuge.

Secondly, if one is going to compare the majoritarian English culture to that of the Pharaohs, it must be remembered that in the end Egyptian authorities prevented the Hebrews from leaving the empire. No one is preventing illegals from returning to their respective homelands.

Furthermore, just how far are liberals going to take the Biblical comparison? For if the migrants of today are to be fawned over as the equivalent of the Hebrew forefathers, perhaps we should consider what it was that this people did when they reached the Promised Land. In many incidents, the Israelites executed the inhabitants of the cities they came to occupy.

Though that may shock our contemporary sensibilities, since the Israelites were told directly by God to do this, it is not really our place to pass judgment on this historical reality. However, it is theologically sound to assume that God does not at this time or dispensation deal as directly or as explicitly as to what one nation should inflict upon another.

But if one is going to place upon one’s own shoulders or those one admires a divine mantle, shouldn’t one more clearly elaborate the parameters of this emulation, especially when veiled allusions to bloodshed are made that can be deciphered by those schooled in what to look for.

Deceptive leftists will assure the unwitting that I am out of my mind for insinuating that those on the side of illegal aliens in general and Hispanosupremacists in particularly are quietly biding their time until the day when they will launch a violent uprising against the United States. To paraphrase Gauis Baltar in the finale of Battlestar Galactica, just because I am crazy doesn’t mean I’m not right.

Already, radical groups such as MEChA and La Raza have threatened to kill when the day arrives any Whites found within the borders of the “reconquesta” they will name “Atzlan”. Essentially, the kinds of groups fawned over on the nation’s college campuses and often quoted as respectable spokesmen of an ethnic perspective in the organs of the mainstream press don’t really differ to any appreciable degree from the deadbeats of the Ku Klux Klan.

If these uninvited arrivals don’t want to think of themselves primarily as Americans in terms of nationality and view themselves as Israelites and the remainder of us as Canaanites, what makes their elitist backers think they will escape the pending carnage. After all, in the eyes of the interlopers, don't all gringos pretty much look alike?

by Frederick Meekins

On what grounds can George W. Bush call Sarah Palin unqualified. He didn't exactly always come across as a font of knowledge and eloquence himself. Most of what he accomplished was the result of whose family he happened to be born into.

If atheists get to put up a display in the spot where the Nativity use to be at a Virginia Court House, does that mean the Minute Men get to set up the featured display for Cinco De Mayo or the Klan the main Black History memorial?

New Republican majority promise to run a more humble House of Representatives. That promise will last all of two weeks.

Wonder how long until Glenn Beck backs off from exposing Soros in a manner similar to the way he went from just about crying over proposed FEMA relocation camps to mocking those warning about the plans on the drawing board for such facilities

Unlike some who make over $30 million per year, the content of my website is free to the reader and nor do I rake in fees shilling for assorted products or movements. I am pretty much despised by heathen and redeemed alike.

If Newsweek is correct and Glenn Beck makes a significant percentage of his $33 million from hyping gold, doesn't he have a vested interest in seeing the dollar collapse?

Travelers Exercising Choice To Opt Out Of Body Scans Abused By TSA Goons

Chris Matthews Denies The Obamarotic Tingle That Ran Up His Leg

Belief In The Paranormal On The Rise

Would the San Francisco Chronicle had brushed aside the World Series Riot as "joyful mayhem if it had been its building vandalized rather than that of a Wells Fargo office?

San Francisco Chronicle Applauds Riotous Mob As Expressing "Joyful Mayhem"

Obama's 10 day trip to India estimated to cost $2 billion. Yet he once condemned you, average American, for daring to eat what you want, driving around in an SUV and keeping your home climate controlled at 70 degrees.

Vending Machine Gives You Crabs

The Census Bureau claims that the nation's homeownership rate is at its lowest in over a decade. However, we should not be duped into thinking this means people are on the streets and fall for the sob story how a whole new round of government handouts are required that will only end up deepening the financial mess America is already in.

Towns Regulating Trick-Or-Treat Need To Go To Ghenna

In keeping with the spirit of the celebration, youngsters should tell towns passing ordinances forbidding Trick or Treating for children over 12 years of age or six feet of height to "go to Ghenna".

It is claimed that the regulation is justified on the grounds of the fear felt in part by single mothers confronted by trick-or-treaters nearly six feet tall. However, isn’t that the fault rather of whatever reason or moral shortcoming as to why the mother is single in the first place?

For starters, since most adolescents don’t have official ID’s prior to obtaining a driving license, on what grounds can a child be compelled to reveal their ages to law enforcement and (more importantly) how can age even be legitimately proven? After all, it seems foreigners can’t be compelled to reveal their identities, so why ought actual Americans be forced to?

The hyperpious will snap that any law that restricts what they consider to be a heathen practice is a good thing. However, if that is the case, what is to prevent statutes from being promulgated that will arbitrarily forbid activities that ought to be of an ethically neutral nature in the eyes of the state such as at what age one can be given a Bible or which teens are permitted to date?

Those not wanting to deal with Halloweeners beyond a certain age or size are perfectly free to ignore the knock at the door and to have prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law those that get destructive over not having been rendered the coveted confections.

The passage of yet another layer of regulation to which once free citizens are required to bend the knee a bit more is not always the answer. Those failing to realize this rank among the most frightening boogeymen of all.

by Frederick Meekins

Chupacabra Exposed

Randy Travis Dumps Cougar

Filthy Rabble Herald Themselves As Environmental Heroes

Do Genes Determine Ideology?

Didn't we already fight a war in part over this?

Terrorist Ascends To Brazilian Presidency

Is NASA Bioengineering Astronauts To Secretly Colonize Alien Worlds?