Wednesday, May 27, 2009

The Man That Now Laments You Having "Too Much"


Wonder if that tobacco is regular or whacky.

He now laments you eating what you want, driving a SUV, and keeping your home heated at 70 degrees but seems himself to have led a hedonistic existence.

Do That Many Black Folks Even Watch NASCAR?

I guess that "empathy" Obama worshippers wax eloquent about does not extend to Southern Whites.

New World Order Montage

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

San Diego Bans Bible Study

Wonder if groups of beer-swilling migrant workers are accosted as well when they urinate on the neigbors fense while blaring mariachi music at 2 am.

Gibson Impregnates Concubine

Brooke Shields Regrets Not Being A Tramp

Judical Nominee Slurs White People

Obama Picks Justice On Basis Of Skin Color

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Whale Washes Ashore

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Will Proclivities Towards Individualism Be Declared A Mental Disorder?

McCain Lass Demands Government Subsidize Her Debauchery

By saying that the Republican Party should move beyond abstinence, isn't McCain's daughter not so much suggesting that government should mind its own business in regards to our private lives but rather subsidize us with handouts in those areas where our personal character falls short.

Maybe Uncle Sam can provide us with the silk sheets and wine as well.

Might as well toss in the cigaretes for afterwards while we are at it.

Fugitives From Medicine

Bet if the lad wanted an abortion the mantra of "my body, my choice" would be recognized.

Google Grants Evolution Honor It Rarely Grants Christianity Or U.S. Military


In commemoration of the alleged discovery of a missing link between humans and other primates, Google has altered its logo. However, on past Memorial Days, the Internet search engine has rarely recognized the contribution of American veterans.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

To Commemorate Today's Emasculation Of The Auto Industry

The Ted Kennedy Slave Labor Act

Obama Makes Light Of Pirate Problem


Some may dismiss this as cute, but would it be as funny to have the President joke around with someone in a comical KKK robe, terrorist headrag or urban thug paraphenilia?

If not, then why can we laugh about pirates for aren't they simply carjackers or street gangs of the high seas?

I wonder if victims of pirates would like the President being so light-hearted about the tragedy that befell them.

But I guess since the pirates are teenage Africans (one of Obama's prime voting blocs), we should just overlook it all.

If Arnold So Worried About Pollution, Why Did He Come To DC?

Scientists Discover Dragon Venom

Christian Century Advocates "Condom Gospel"

Sunday, May 17, 2009

South African Lad Deemed "Not Black Enough" For African-American Award


Technically, by definition, wouldn't he be more "African" than all the Black students at the school put together? And as a public school where evolution is taught, since evolutionary anthropology contends we all came from Africa to begin with, shouldn't every student (White or Black) be eligible for this recognition?

Friday, May 15, 2009

The Tyranny Of Civility Descends Over UK

Somethings ought to be more important than "good manners".

Was John Lennon A Satanist?

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Rotten Egg Presidency Co-opts Easter Celebration

Some traditions should be so hallowed that they should not be sullied by political controversies or used as a vehicle to manipulate the participants into embracing perspectives and policies they might not otherwise be exposed to or willing to accept. As a celebration of profound cultural significance at one of America's most solemn and historic venues, the annual Easter Egg Roll at the White House ought to be just such an occasion.

Unfortunately, not even this event gets to remain one where kids and families can have a day of fun without being bombarded by a litany of questionable values. Ironically, the ones that ought to be the most vigilant about protecting the event's integrity are among those most eager to see it bastardized.

To the average American mired in outdated notions such as individuality and privacy, one would think tickets to this event would go to the first to apply for them irrespective of attributes such as race, creed, or sexual preference. However, to the Obama administration, who you like to roll around in the bedroom with should be one of the factors considered to determine whether or not your child is worthy of rolling eggs on the White House lawn.

According to an Associated Press story posted at Boston.com titled "White House Invites Gay Families To Easter Event", the Obama Administration set aside and funneled a percentage of the tickets to Sodomite front groups such as the Human Rights Campaign and the National Gay & Lesbian Task Force. The executive director of the Family Equality Counsel said in the article, "The Obama administration actually reached out to us as an organization and said we want gay families there, and they are an important part of the American family fabric."

It is not so much that gay people want to attend the Egg Roll and have been barred in the past as gays have participated in years past. Rather, it is now they not only want to tell everybody about it but also for authorities to fawn all over them.

Are those mired in this brand of sin so guilt-ridden that they cannot simply attend this event quietly in support of the children without having to blab about their personal kinks? If a family of polygamist breakaway Mormons showed up at the Egg Roll, should White House staff ooh and ahh over them as "an important part of the American family fabric" as not all participating in this deviancy are child molesters like in the Warren Jeffs cult.

Though the attention of those interested in these kinds of cultural battles will be focused primarily on this skirmish as to what constitutes a family, this was not the only ideological struggle taking place at the White House Egg Roll. Though less likely to garnish headlines, the information families were exposed to at the event no doubt nudged many in the direction of increasing how much government control and influence they would allow over their lives.

The theme of the 2009 Egg Roll was "Let's go play". In pursuit of this policy, children were encouraged to live healthy and active lifestyles complete with cooking demonstrations (I wonder if any of the St. Louis pizza chefs flown into the White House to appease our New Lord were on hand). No doubt, much of these efforts are to get the youth fit for Fuehrer Obama's proposed mandatory service programs and work camps.

At least in regards to homosexuals infiltrating the White House Egg Roll, the Associated Press Article observed, "Some conservatives accused gays and lesbians of trying to crash the event and turn it into a forum for ideological politiciking."

Some might conclude unseemly forms of propaganda were not allowed to sully the innocence of the Egg Roll before the reign of Barack The First was unleashed upon the American taxpayer. Frankly, I heard about it last year as well under the regime of George W. Bush but didn't get around to writing about it in a timely manner as (at least until Obama pulls the plug on the Internet which is being considered in a variety of ways in the name of special emergency executive orders, the fairness doctrine, and now even online civility) a blogger's work is never done.

The theme of the 2008 Egg Roll was ocean conservation. Frankly, other than an hard boiled egg tasting good with a pinch of salt sprinkled on it, what does the ocean have to do with an Egg Roll?

This propaganda went beyond having a nifty touchtank on hand with a horseshoe crab crawling around inside. The White House declared, "Through education and volunteerism, all families can make a difference in keeping our oceans clean."

Seems, when being brainwashed, it's not simply enough to dutifully assimilate the material our keepers expect us to. We must also pledge ourselves to manually labor without remuneration.

More importantly, we are also reminded by this story that the manipulation of the American people into indentured servitude was not something sprung upon us totally with the election of Barack Obama. Rather the erosion of liberty has been slowly put into place over a succession of presidential administrations and getting to the point where many no longer notice the noose tightening around our necks or actually have grown to accept it as a comforting embrace.

There is no reason whatsoever why an egg roll must have a theme other than being an egg roll. If the American people allow the state to draw the focus away from the higher truths these celebrations were established to commemorate in favor of extraneous policies and propaganda, eventually the state will take the place of the One

such festivities were originally intended to honor.

By Frederick Meekins

Do The Unemployed Deserve Free Viagra?

What Is The Illuminati?

Singularity University Conspires To Alter World Through Revolutionary Technology

Postmodernist Nuns Insist They're Better Than Jesus

Is Humanity The Foodsource Of Noncorporeal Reptilians

Are You A Binarist?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Environmentalists Bemoan Advanced Technology

Would You Buy A Cellphone From This Man?

Christ-Denying, Buddhism-Affirming Apostate Nominated For Bishopric

Incompetent Trolley Conductor Hired Solely On The Basis Of Transgender Status

Afrosupremacists Make Consumer Decision On The Basis Of Color

Tax Dollars Fund Chinese Hookers

Note this money is not being used to get them out of this lifestyle and glamourizes the scumbags running these rackets as gatekeepers, as if they are manning a highway tollbooth, rather than as pimps.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Ethical Irony: Trump's Loose Standards Save Brave Beauty Queen's Crown

Armed Pastor Saved Lives

Though one cannont deny the name of Christ, I have often wondered if this mentality pervasive throughout church history of just meekly surrendering as a martyr is a Biblical one.

Gundam Wing Promo Classic

Parents Letting Children Run Wild Heralded As Model COMMUNITY Members

Monday, May 11, 2009

Saudis Endorse Spousal Abuse

Maybe they can give you more of that crock how Islam respects women.

Will Space Shuttle Return Home?

Fungus Threatens Frogs

Propaganda Video Brainwashes Students Against Prosperity

Environmentalists Oppose Alternative Energy

Proof that radical environmentalism is not about applying better technology but rather about beating regular people back to the stone age. Next you'll be hearing that Bubonic plague has an inherent right of existence as an autonomous lifeform.

Church Insufficiently Masculine

Real men tire of sissified songs and want to mind their own business.

Obama Giggles At The Prospect Of Limbaugh's Death

Friday, May 08, 2009

Britain Welcomes Euthanasia Advocate

Hawaii Celebrates America's Islamic Enemies

Vagrant Couple Given Lavish Wedding

This story raises a number of questions.

First, I don't care how much they love each other, if these two cannot afford to care for themselves, should they really be getting married?

As my grandmother's sister use to say, "Love can fall in a bucket of sh--."

By this she meant that while important, love was not the sole determining factor upon which one should make critical life decisions especially when one is at a minimal subsistence level.

For even though no one wants to say it for fear of being branded a hatemonger and the like, since these two are of prime breeding age, who is going to pick up the tab when babies come along as that use to be what married people did even though nowadays it seems the stork can arrive at any time either before or after the wedding date without an eye being raised by the hypertolerant.

Neither of these people are employed. Why should the rest of us pick up their bills when they bring unnecessary expences into their lives when they are in a state of being unable or unwilling to provide for themselves?

Furthermore, as Rush Limbaugh use to say, liberalism is easy; it is conservatism that's hard.

Analyzing this story, one has to wonder if the wedding is not so much for the couple as it is to make the congregation providing it feel good.

For at the end of the day, while it might be more glamorous to throw a wedding, is it really what these two people need in their lives to make it better or to face its challenges?

by Frederick Meekins

British Hospital Deems Church Paintings Offensive

Radical Islam once again claiming another victory in the UK as the decree does not forbid depictions of mosques.

Pervert Pastor Downplays The Depravity Of Man

Is Warp Drive Possible?

Does NASA Have An Antigravity Space Navy?

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Once Again Obama Cringes At Christ's Name

Is like he is a vampire avoiding a cross or holy water.

Will A Pervert Be Nominated To The Supreme Court?

I guess fitting in one way. It has been rumored for years that Souter was gay, especially after he was mugged roaming alone through a park late one night searching for what it was never disclosed.

Paula Abdul Admits Drug Addiction

British Thought Prude Watches Porn At Taxpayer Expense

Is Obama Behind The Brits Banning Savage?

Protobeast's False Prophet Overseeing Census Bureau GPS Program

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Friday, May 01, 2009

Obama Praises Souter For Having No Absolutes

Runny Nose Diverts Plane

"I have a booger and I know how to use it."

Fraulein Obama's $500 Shoes


These shoes look no better, and in certain ways even cheesier, than a pair of Chuck Taylor's that today run for between $25 and $50. I should know, I own several pair.

Will Swine Flu Be The Mucus Lubricating The Globe Into The New World Order?

Michael Savage Predicts Coup By The Protobeast's False Prophet

36,000 Dead From Flu

That's the annual statistic, not the projections for the current outbreak. But since they are likely not queers or illegal aliens, those people don't really count.