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Obama Picked On Camera Dupes Based On Appearance

One must also ask, and what if these people refused and more importantly what kinds of security restrictions were imposed upon the neighbors?

Death Threats Issued Over Tea Party Coloring Book

A typical response on the part of the advocates of civility and inclusiveness

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Cowering Whites Keep Sharpton In Power

Pictured on the cover of the 8/12/10 issue of Newsweek Magazine is a portrait of Al Sharpton.

To the left of the infamous rabble rouser's visage, the title reads, "The Reinvention Of Reverend Al: From Tawana To Obama (What Sharpton's Longevity Says About Race In America)."

What it says is that White Americans have been so beaten over the head with the threat of being labeled "racist" that most are too afraid to expose this huckster for what he is.

At best, Sharpton should only be brought out occasionally as a semi-entertaining buffoon to serve as a foil on media interview programs rather than as any serious kind of policy visionary.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Leftists Call For Riot In Washington

Billed as a rally, it is a safe wager there will be more arrests and destruction of property than at any Tea Party. Should make for interesting CSPAN viewing. Won't be able to see as many freaks gathered in one place until January's American Idol auditions.

Obama Propaganda Effort To Violate Property Rights

Don't think so? Ask the neighbors of these dupes if they were allowed out in their yards and such while the New Lord descended upon these patches of earth.

Americans Wallow In Religious Ignorance

Just as much blame needs to be placed on the nation's churches for teaching all this COMMUNITY, COMMUNITY, COMMUNITY garbage these days instead of actual religious and theological doctrine.

UN Appoints Ambassabor To Extraterrestrials

Technically, on what grounds would Glenn Beck's website have to hold this idea up to ridicule? As a Mormon in good standing, he believes that God Himself was once a man from the planet Kolob. To find out more, (and I kid you not) just watch both the original version of Battlestar Galactica as well as the newer.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

School Girl Sentenced To Multiday Detention For Possessing Jolly Rancher

The girl was told to write an essay as to why what she did was wrong.  What if she did not see the act as inherently wrong?

Father Charged With Disorderly Conduct For Confronting Bullies

And will the adolescent pissants be charged with anything as well? Will probably end up getting a fat welfare check instead.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Government Perverts To Grill You As To What Goes On Between Your Legs

Apparently liberals are abandoning the notion that what goes on in the bedroom is no one else's business.

Obamacare Hoping To Slide By On Fewer Appendectomies

Wonder if the Obama whelps would be put on hold for 12 hours or is that something we aren't suppose to talk about?

Delaware Candidate Confronts Marxist Past

If O'Donnell is to be mocked for her youth as she went from dappling in witchcraft to embracing Christian morality, shouldn't we also poke fun at someone who went from being a Republican to an avowed Marxist?

Police Stand By As Family Raped, Murdered, Set On Fire

Likely stuffing their faces with doughuts. Bet if the father had blown off the heads of these scumbag criminals, the police would have gone in to arrest the man defending his family.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Redskin Condemned For Insisting Women Gawk At Men's Winkies If Given The Opportunity

Given the way the NFL apologizes for these basic observations about life and human nature, they won't have a set for very long.

Identity Theft Conspiracy Sought To Discredit Theory Of Dead Sea Scrolls

Guess there is no limit to the lengths some nerds might go to make a point.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

At Least Marie Antoinette Would Let Us Have Cake

During his campaign for the presidency, Barack Obama lamented the tendency of Americans to eat what we want, drive SUV's, and keep our homes climate controlled at 70 degrees. Some will observe that I have already published a number of columns regarding the aforementioned sentiment. And I will continue to do so for as long as the Obama's hypocritically admonish to the minutest detail how we are to live lives of sacrificial austerity for the sake of the COMMUNITY while they themselves wallow in opulent luxury.

According to NBCBayArea.com, the President attended a fundraiser in California primarily for the benefit of Senator Barbara Boxer. Despite likely expending more in fossil fuels to reach his destination than the average suburbanite does puttering around town in a Ford Explorer or Jeep Cherokee, the opulence did not stop there.

When most regular Americans have a get together, they usually have cheese whiz and maybe Dominoes Pizza if they really feel like splurging. Such provisions, however, aren't quite good enough for those that not only think they are better than the rest of us but that it is their place to run our own lives as well.

According to SFGate.com, those paying over $17,000 per person to attend the fundraiser held at the Getty Mansion ingested quail eggs and caviar, salmon, avocado on tortilla chips, and Kobe beef short ribs with potatoes. For desert, those gathered had buckwheat crepes with roasted cherries and almond ice cream. If one is what one eats, wouldn't that now make Obama "buckwheat" with one granted linguistic amnesty from being denounced as racist since one would simply be making a dietary observation.

As the type that expect to be praised and heralded for all that they do, the Obamas's didn't start a vegetable garden at the White House as a way to relax by poking around in the dirt at the end of the day. Rather, to the First Lady especially, the very bounty of the Good Lord's earth is to be co-opted for the purposes of scolding the American people as to our ways deemed errant in the eyes of contemporary world Bolshevism.

One of the obvious reasons behind the garden is to rub the noses of the American parents in the nutritional insufficiencies of what they decide to feed their children. For example, should the social conditioning proposed by Frau Obama fully take hold, feeding your kids short ribs and ice cream all in the same meal will probably be grounds for a visit from social services should the neighbors catch wind of it.

The symbolism of the White House garden, however, goes beyond the centrality of nutrition to healthy living. The Obamas not only want to tell us what to eat but also from where to eat.

Catching on among those ashamed for enjoying a standard of living above that of Third World squalor are the Slow Food and Locally Grown Food movements. According to the advocates of these positions, the elites should admonish we lowly masses to only consume non-processed victuals grown in our respective areas. Most conveniently fail to mention that, if this mindset replaced current food production practices, Americans would be chained to their kitchens (or wherever else these fanatics allow us to prepare our sustenance) and more importantly, what is to prevent widespread starvation in areas where not much grows in the winter.

But so long as the likes of the Obamas have full bellies, it really doesn't matter what kind of gastronomical hardship their policy idiosyncrasies might impose upon the American people. It is the assumption, after all, among the circle Obama is most comfortable with that the population needs to be reduced anyway.

It has been argued that an army travels on its stomach. Other than the relationships with God and family, none are as profound as one's relationship with food.

A leader's attitude towards basic sustenance will reveal a great deal about his underlying political philosophy. Unfortunately, it seems Obama believes he is to be denied no culinary delight while you as a mere commoner are to endure happily a life of dietary aestheticism.

by Frederick Meekins

Government Deploys X-Ray Vans To Spy On Motorists

The stated purpose is to find contraband such as weapons, narcotics, and human smuggling. But given the Obama's propensity to control every aspect of your existence, what is to prevent them from determinging what kinds of foods you are purchasing at the supermarket?

First Nag Demands More Apples & Less Butter

This from someone that has barely ever cooked; she lives with her mother and had chefs on staff even when she was a nobody like everyone else.

Frankly, if one goes out to eat, one is going out for the slop. One can eat healthy at home.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Christian Reconstructionist Inconsistent Regarding Chuck Baldwin

A fruitcake Christian Reconstructionist has condemned Chuck Baldwin's decision to retire from his Florida pastorate in order to move to Montana to start a new ministry focused on preserving what freedom remains.

The criticizer, who among other things believes Glenn Beck should be executed as a false prophet, contends that one cannot fight for freedom.

Hypocritically, the hyperpuritan making this claim himself works for an organization that purports to stand for the Constitution.

If we are to carry this analogy to its conclusion that one cannot fight for freedom, isn't that akin to saying it's sinful to go to work as that would be a sign of not relying on God to provide for your daily needs?

Friday, September 10, 2010

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Eco Police To Sniff Around In Your Garbage

This Obama financed civilian security force intends to use computer technology to make sure you are recycling and compel you to undergo reeducation if you do not comply.

Will Immigrant Horse Butcherers Get Light Sentence?

Guess we will be told to respect their "cultural" practice of removing the meat before the horse has even died and that, as rich White people, the owners deserve this kind of heartache and should be thankful for the opportunity to contribute to the sustenance of minority COMMUNITIES.

Congressional Democrats Plot To Herd The Masses Into Glorified Concentration Camps

Expensive environmental upgrades will force property owners to give up their homes or face financial ruin.

Taser-Happy Cops Zap Cardiac Patient

Cops tell man to stand up and then shock him for compliance. To show how brainless many police are, the nervous system runs on electrical impulses and then law enforcement act all surprised when someone is convulsing on the floor as if they have control over their reaction. Police like these are one reason why the Founding Fathers gave us the Second Amendment

Did Prince Phillip Have Lady Di Murdered For Refusing To Bed Him?

But perhaps an even more shocking headline is that apparently there was someone she wouldn't sleep with.