Monday, April 11, 2011

Nation That Claims The Moon Will Control Earth's Future

Post Hack Insists Nonmajoritarian Opinion Should Be Supressed

The FBI UFO Files

If it catches on in conservative Christian circles that average believers employed by government r somehow "ungodly" irrespective of their actual occupational tasks or mass giggle fits erupt over such individuals losing their pay during a government shut down, perhaps such "heathens" ought not put anything into the collection plate for awhile especially if such comments originate from the pulpit.

If it is wrong for a Christian to work in any government other than a "flawless" Rushdoonyian style dictatorship, then why isn't Scripture condemnatory of Joseph or Daniel?

Rome so devalued its currency that the Roman government would not accept its own coins as payment for taxes. Wait until our own government starts confiscating your personal & real property in the attempt to resolve the debt crisis

Listening to a Teaching Company lecture series on The Early Middle Ages. I say sarcastically, the episode on the Fall Of Rome has no parallel whatsoever to what is going on in America these days.

If a Utah child rapist is too incompetent to stand trial, how does he know that a certain appendage is for anything other than expelling urine from the body or even more importantly, that it can be used to mistreat women?

If a Utah child rapist is too incompetent to stand trial, how does he know that a certain appendage is for anything other than expelling urine from the body or even more importantly, that it can be used to mistreat women?

Why is it up to the government to pay for mammograms? No one is clamoring over budget cuts for prostate screenings. From the terms of the debate, one is forced to conclude that men never have health traumas.

A Congresswoman flying into hysterics over proposed curtailments in subsidies to baby-killing front groups claims that Republicans are out to kill women. Apparently, she's confused the GOP with the Red Chinese and Jihadist allies of the Democratic Party.

Unstoppable Pestilence Festering In Indian Slum Water

If it catches on in conservative Christian circles that average believers employed by government r somehow "ungodly" irrespective of their actual occupational tasks or mass giggle fits erupt over such individuals losing their pay during a government shut down, perhaps such "heathens" ought not put anything into the collection plate for awhile especially if such comments originate from the pulpit.

Leftwing Jews Forget Niemoller Doctrine

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Nature Enthusiasts Trash Mt. Everest

Same people that would trash you for driving a car or for even heating your home.

Blacks Flee Cities To Get Away From Foreigners

So, are they going to get lectures and sermons tossed at them by leftist clergy and school administrators for preferring their offspring grow up around certain kinds of people?

Likely not.

Any catch phrase used to rhetorically frame the issue won't be quite as catchy as "White Flight".

Audio: Headline Potpourri #20: Ghetto Ipods, Weeping Congressmen & Peanut Butter Police

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Online Presidential Biographies Condemned For Not Denigrating America

Motivational Speaker Kills Himself

Some headlines beg to be written.

Sort of comforting in a distorted way that those thinking they can tell the rest of us to be happy probably rank among the most despondent.

Were Incoherent TV Personalities The Victims Of Microwave Mind Control Technology?

Ghetto Filth Beat Ball Fan Into Coma For Wearing Wrong Jersey

Hindu Deity On Life Support

Monday, April 04, 2011

As expensive as books are, these preachers and loose canon ministers burning assorted religous texts and other books they don't like obviously don't need any more money put into their collection plates since they have more than enough if it can be tossed about so carelessly and in less than optimal ways.

Government Healthcare Kills British Medical Bureaucrat

The trick to easedropping is to not let those your listening to to know you are listening in.

Does Petraus preface every sacred text he mentions with the adjective "holy"?

Pastor Guns Down Wife

Easrdrop all you want. It's not your fault if the loudmouth in the cubicle next to you can't keep their mouth shut or feels compelled to tell the world the status of their hemoiroids.

How in the name of Ghenna does the NYC Health Department plan to enforce it's "no easedropping rule"? And if it plans to cut in half the portion size of snacks served at agency functions, what is to prevent someone from taking two. And if you rat out your fellow bureaucrat for doing so, isn't that violating the spirit of privacy embodied by the no easedropping rule?

If AZ intends to fine overweight, smoking & diabetic Medicaid recepients, do they also plan to impose such punishments upon chronic fornicators & sodomites as well?

New York Food Police Ban Fried Foods From Health Department Lunches

How long until they begin to snoop through everyone else's lunch boxes?

Wasn't cultist Terry Jones offerred a car last year if he'd call off his Koran Burning. If he ever accepted the vehicle, now does he have to give it back since he went through with the textual emolation this year?

If heathen mobs in the Third World have the level of technology to go on murderous rampages over what happens here, perhaps they aren't as underdeveloped as we think and don't need as much of our money as a result.

Aldi's sirloin burger soup isn't as thick as it use to be & it seems they have discontinued the bean soup all together. But so long as Obama can vacation in Rio & have Mo Town Night at the White House, all is right with the world.

Cannibal documentary on National Geographic Channel being advertised with cutesy music. Wonder if the Ku Klux Klan would be approached in the same lighthearted manner or do the cannibals get a pass because they likely dined on those of the same color.

If Libyan rebels have sufficient # of bulletins to shoot them aloft in celebration, obviously they are not in need of our supplies.

Since Qaddaffi is such an SOB, Geraldo should ask the Americans he's interviewing there on the ground why they would move there in the first place.

An interesting Facebook status update by Brannon Howse regarding a Youth Pastor fired for taking his students to a Worldview Weekend conference. Obviously some churches prefer people of all ages remain in a state of ignornance and thus easier to control.

If Rev Terry Jones an honorable clergyman, he'd give back the free car.

Guess those Americans living in Libya being interviewed by Geraldo realize now living in the trashpile nations of the earth isn't so glamorous afterall.

If National Georgraphic is going to make cannibalism lighthearted & entertaining, isn't the network undervaluing the humanity of the victims?

Classic Christian theology holds that marriage is a common grace extended to all humanity. As such, it is not the place of certain Reconstructionists to restrict it solely to members of organized churches.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Blue Alert System Assumes Police Officers Lives More Important Than Mere Commoners

So the importance of catching killers is now dependent upon the occupational status of the murder victim?

And since "hate crimes" are considered a greater offense than regular homicides, would the slaying of a minority officer be deserving of a more eye catching shade of blue than that used for a run of the mill Caucasian officer?

Qaddafi brat should have never been allowed in the United States to take an internship position.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Pennsylvania Governor Places Communal Glory Over Individual Worth

In his comments regarding the cancellation of a football game, Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell actually let slip the contempt he feels towards the citizens of the United States in general and the people of the Keystone State in particular.

In one remark especially, Rendell posited that the Chinese are to be extolled for the hypothetical situation that they would likely attend a scheduled athletic event despite dangerous weather conditions and march down to the arena on foot in the process.

While most of the hypertolerant zeroed in on what they perceived as the disparagement of the Chinese, that comment is actually quite revealing regarding Rendell's most deeply held social and political convictions.

For instead of being a mockery of China, Rendell's statement is the expression of a desire that our system become more like a totalitarian one.

Cancelling the game on account of foul weather is an acknowledgement of the principle that the individual possesses an inherent worth that certainly surpasses something like a football game that is not essential to maintain a function that could not be done without.

In China, the value of an individual life is next to nothing whatsoever. If a number of people die there, it is not seen as that big of a deal.

With the demographic situation there being what the government would categorize as an excess of population, a thinning of the social herd if handled delicately during an event that would bring glory to the state could be viewed as a win/win situation.

If Rendell thinks that we have an obligation to attend such communal functions irrespective of the consequences, another important issue is raised.

As a supporter of Obamacare with a number of its policy architects insisting that those having crossed the peek of midlife are less worthy of the full attention of the medical establishment, would Governor Rendell endorse the removal of treatment from the elderly heeding his admonition that they endanger themselves on hazardous roads?

Ed Rendell thinks that cancelling a game for count of snow contributes to the wussification of America. Perhaps he will be the one to slip on the ice and shatter a hip or have a loved one perish in a traffic accident on an icy road.

by Frederick Meekins

Thursday, March 17, 2011

HIV Spread By Organ Donation

Single Sex School Lunches Backdoor Pre-Islamization

Vandal Promotes Crime Spree Online

Contrary to radical leftists, graffiti is only art when it violates someone else's property.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Redskins Demand Washington Post Bribe

American Idol Contestant Applauded For Drunken Carousing

A headline reads that Muhammad Ali has pleaded with the Iranian government to free two detained U.S. hikers. An even more shocking headline would be that Iran even cared.

Regis Philbin is alleged to have said that social networking is a waste of time. Sort of like his TV show then.

If V is granted another season, would be an interesting plot if Project Ares was as much a threat to the free peoples of the world as the aliens.

Another Rapper Done In By Sobriety & Moral Living

Ohio Town Welcomes Dimwitted Blacks To Police Force

Seems Obama thinking that there are 57 states is a more significant lapse of knowledge than Michelle Bachman geographically misplacing a battle of the Revolutionary War. Usually liberals laud ignorance surrounding America's Founding Era as a good thing.

Penalties dropped for absconding Wisconsin Democrats. You skip out on jury duty & see if you get off as scott free.

If R.C. Sproul "Jr" (who technically isn't a Jr, but merely riding on his more famous father's name) can't run a church without it degenerating into abuses of his parishoners, why ought we to believer that his followes siezing control of government would be anymore trustworthy?

Interesting how some willing to overlook the deprivations to liberty & conscience that would occurr under Postmillennialism are opposed to them when enacted by secularist regimes.

If one makes for interpreative allowances that the Rapture is not necessarily Pre-Tribulational, the Anti-Christ could very well be a Postmillennialist that dupes the church to embracing Dominionist or Reconstructionist doctrine.

For you folks out there too obtuse mentally to realize Postmillennialism results in dictatorship, I have better things to than to find exact pages citations and footnotes for you. If you want to pull your heads out of the sand, there is a little thing called a search engine

Postmillennialism results only in dictatorship.

So if a school can ban peanuts because even their aroma can send a single student into fatal apoplexy, if American students are sickened by the stench of the swill eaten by foreigners, will those provisions be banned as well?

School Becomes Virtual Dictatorship Over Single Urchin With Peanut Allergy

Wouldn't the responsible parent simply homeschool the ailing child or acquire a tutor instead of grinding everyone else's life to a screeching halt?

Did Mass Fish Deaths Portend Earthquake?

Bodyslammed Pissant Gets What He Deserves

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Tolerancemongers Issue Death Threats Against Those Noticing Asians Failing To Respect American Culture

Hispanic Proliferation Out Of Control

Terrorists & Welfare Deadbeats Granted 1/2 Decade Access To U.S. Border

Snake's Nipple Nip Proves Toxic

Proof that you really can have too much of a good thing.

If Maryland passes a snack tax, those able to should travel to Pennsylvania to acquire sweet & salty treats, smuggling them back over the border by the trunk load. Makes for a nice day trip & it is a form of patriotic protest. Be sure to conduct the transaction in cash in order to avoid a paper trail.

Maryland considers tax on snack food. Does this include flavored condoms? Or do we only tax the vices whose practicioners aren't known for smashing windows & generalized destructive mayhem when you tick them off?

Residence around failing Japanese nuclear plants advised to shelter in place. This is their plastic bags taped to the windows will save you moment.

Comment Deleted By Levin Operatives Apparently

Apparently, whoever is running the Mark Levin Facebook page is threatened by the idea that someone might be as nearly as witty & scathing as that particular host.

For despite listeners posting comments there, my own comment saying "Congress to hold moment of silence for Japan victims. Be back to generalized whoring & mockery of Biblical values within 2 weeks likely."

Couldn't have been the language. Levin has said equivalent to that over the airwaves.

Perhaps I'll go back to listening to Savage from now on.

House of Representatives to hold moment of silence for Japan victims. Be back to generalized whoring & mockery of Biblical values within 2 weeks likely.

Fanatic football fans force ESPN announcer out of town over athletic differences. Can you imagine the violence that would erupt if we faced Japanese level devastation? Buy your guns now before disasters strike.

Wasn't there looting for vital necessities such as big screen TV's at this point following Katrinia? Guess all people groups really don't behave the same.

Mildly amusing that GE chief defending the nuclear power industry is named "Immelt". Like something out of a James Bond movie.

Hopefully, those thinking that illegals deserve instate tuition rates will be the ones victimized by illegals in crimes and traffic accidents.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Priests Rescue Baby From Canadian Death Sentence

If Obama disapproves of bullying, doesn't he have to denounce the insurgents uprising at the Wisconsin State House?

Thousands Of Dead Wash Ashore

Churches Teaching The Eternality Of Hell Denounced As "Toxic"

If Hell is not eternal or doesn't really exist, why bother with Christianity at all if we are all going to "get there in the end"?

Also, by categorizing churches that teach the eternality of Hell as "toxic" aren't we violating the "judge not" hooey that is always propagated in liberal circles and more importantly edging yet another step closer to categorizing traditional Biblical doctrine as "hate speech"?

Will Evolutionists Replace God With Extraterrestrials?

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Hag Takes Pride In Abandoning Her Family

Family Radio Groupies Give It All Up For One Last Hurrah

Brits Rule Sexual Deviancy More Important Than Feeding Orphans

Peacemongers Threaten Palin's Parents

Is Obama A Moonshiner?

So I guess the issue of homebrewing is not so much the health concern but rather that the government might not get its cut if you sell some to friends or neighbors.

You let it out that you brew your own beer and see if they don't torch your place like the Waco compound in the name of public health.

Iran Seated On U.N. Women's Rights Commission

An illegal demanding in state tuition discounts held aloft a placard reading, “Judge Me Based On What I Do & Not On My Status”. But isn’t his status based on what someone did?

One can certainly differ on the propriety of the war. However, it is interesting that certain Christian Reconstructionists are in an uproar over the war on terror but have enunciated their desire to see dissidents opposing their doctrinal synthesis put down by the sword or at least through an old fashioned stoning.

Illegals demanding in state tuition discounts are not otherwise oppressed. There is little preventing them from returning to their homelands & attempting to migrate here in the proper way.

Monday, March 07, 2011

Why Is The Government Obsessed With Your Privates?

The National Survey For Family Growth has concluded that 25% of young adults have not had sex.

As interesting as these figures are, they are not the real issue.

The vital questions that come to mind are these.

If it is compulsory to answer the American Community Survey (the bureaucratic euphemism under which the intrusive Census Long Form is now conducted) under threat of fine, is it also compulsory to answer some pervert civil servant as to your most private matters?

Also just as important, if answering the National Survey For Family Growth is not compulsory, how come what one does with their privates in the privacy of one’s bedroom is not the government’s business, but how many places one has to use one’s privates for excretory purposes in the confines of one’s home is?

by Frederick Meekins

Talk radio is accused of staging fake calls. At least these "rent-a-mobs" don't cause millions of dollars of damage to government buildings or smash shopkeeper's windows.

Al Sharpton holds rally against Congressional investigation into radical Islam. Amazing dupes such as him fail to realize he will be among the first eliminated should an Islamist revolution (or any kind of leftist revolution for that matter) ever takes place.

A Romanian woman is a grandmother at the age of 26. Wonder what Al Mohler has to say about this since he pushes his borderline heresy early marriage doctrine

Even if Fox News sacks Beck over a decline in ratings, won't replacing him with anybody but Rush Limbaugh send Fox's ratings deeper into the proverbial crapper?

David Frum mocks Glenn Beck from the standpoint of the 295 million Americans that don't watch Beck. Wonder if Frum realizes that the # having no idea who David Frum even is surpasses even that figure?

Fox Considers Dropping Glenn Beck

Old man Murdoch must be catching grief from his Islamist & Maoist overlords.

Is WMAL Surrending To Radical Islamists?

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Lessons In Apologetics #6: Pantheism

If Deism is the belief that God is so transcendent from the cosmos He created that He no longer participates directly in it, Pantheism must be the worldview at the other end of the continuum believing that a higher power exists as Pantheism holds that God is so immanent with the universe that God and the universe are one. As a worldview, Pantheism has plagued the religious thought of both the East and West from ancient times on up through our contemporary day.

Though there are various forms of Pantheism, most share a set of common characteristics. Pantheists will agree that ultimately there is but one substance.

Parmenides hypothesized that there is either being or nonbeing and in order to exist there must be being. And if everything possesses this quality, everything is of the same substance as to differ by nothing would be not to exist at all.

Though everything is ultimately one under Pantheism, what we perceive as multiplicity or distinction are either manifestations or emanations of the absolute unity.

In the "Enneads", the Greek mystic Plotinus said that from this impersonal unity flowed the various levels of reality starting with unity, then inward into mind, then the world soul, then multiple souls, then to the lowest level of matter. It is man, Geisler writes in "Christian Apologetics" of this brand of Pantheism as "the microcosm who possesses mind, soul, and matter" that the journey back to unity and oneness begins (175).

Though slightly different, other forms of Pantheism share considerable similarity. For example, in Spinoza's pantheism, God is a substance of infinite attributes and we exist as transient manifestations of the absolute that are eventually reabsorbed back into it. And in Hinduism, though that world religion is noted for its multiplicities of divinities, in its philosophically complex variants, the various gods all the way down to the material components of the physical world are the assorted levels of the comprehensive totality known as Brahman.

Though many Pantheists claim to embrace tolerance as they contend all religions are merely human efforts to understand the same all-encompassing God, one is really taking the serpent to one’s bosom when dealing with Pantheism. For example, in much of Pantheist thought, it is held that both good and evil flow from God much in the same way there is both a light and dark side of the Force in the Star Wars epic. Other Pantheists claim that God is beyond good and evil as understood by human beings.

Such positions could be used to not only to justify any number of atrocities but also to view them in a disturbingly detached manner or even positively in an around about fashion. For example, if good and evil are simply just human conceptions useful for ordering social relations, what is so inherently immoral about the Holocaust?

After all, were not the Jews the ones anyway that set the ball rolling on the theism that ended up promoting the conceptual dualism that now hinders the expansion of consciousness? Besides, by liberating them of their physical materiality, aren’t we doing them a favor by reuniting them with universal oneness? Under Pantheism, the “is” becomes the “ought” and that is why one sees cows strutting freely down the streets of India with the baby girls tossed out with the trash.

by Frederick Meekins

Outbursts Forbidden In Sissified America

If breastfeeding really increased children's intelligence, isn't that actually the last thing the Obama's should want?

Ronald MacDonald Shunned For Not Being Ghetto Enough

If Westboro cultists are permitted to harangue those having died in the nation's defense outside the ceremonies honoring the departed, perhaps protestors should start picketing the congregation every Sunday morning.

If I a heretic 4 thinking 1 shouldn't have 2 be a church member in order to vote in a civic election, that 1 shouldn't be executed for advocating an alternative religion, and that marriages between non-Christains ARE NOT invalid. So be it. I don't want to be part of your religion anyway. As much as it infuriates you, you won't be the one deciding who gets to the happy place on the other side anyway.

I at one time thought self-professed modern conservative Christians were among the few that stood against dictatorship in all its forms. I am beginning to have to reevaluate that assumption.

Any form of political organization that wants to execute those for nothing more than differing opinion, even if the leaders claim it is God whispering in their ear telling them to do so, is a dictatorship.

Obama's Glut While You Expected To Fast

Real marriage can only be between a man & a woman. However, one shouldn’t be so hyperpious as to condemn a referendum process that gives those of sound morality a chance to prevent these abominable statutory reclassifications from being imposed upon the legal codes of their respective states.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Bolshevists Rally In Support Of Wisconsin Rabblerousers

Federal Pimps Demand Their Cut From Reenactor Reciting Gettysburg Address

Islamist Pirates Threaten Additional Hostages

Hopefully, environmentalists estatic about soaring gas prices will be among the first to starve to death when provisions are no longer affordable.

Interesting that Canada which doesn't have Capital Punishment has no problems about sentencing an infant to death.

Qaddafi Dupes Black Africans Into Thinking He's King Of Kings

Is The Gulf Oil Spill Killing Baby Dolphins?

If Qaddafi threatens to go house to house killing Libyans to put down the revolt, what makes him any worse than Prince Phillip who wants to be reincarnated as a killer virus to decimate world population?

Does Michigan City Allow Honor Killings?

Deadbeat Obama doubleganger Ted Williams lands reality TV role. Baffling how some people can fall into a pile of excrement & step out smelling like a rose. Wonder if he'll walk out on this like he did his family & Dr. Phil provided rehab.

Contrary to Barbara Boxer, so long as it's not with the interns or staff, does it really matter if members of Congress sleep in their offices?

Obama Threatens To Import 80,000 Potential Islamic Insurgents

If Frau Obama dares point out how flabby Americans are, Rush is correct to point out how flabby she is.

Billy Graham said Glenn Beck knows how the final chapter ends. Technically, if Mormons espouse a form of open theism, by definition the adherents of this sect don't since they believe God is winging it not much better than we are.

Wonder if the racial pride will keep warm those who voted for Obama because he's Black when they can no longer afford fossil fuels

Analysts predict gas could hit $10. Robertson's proposal regarding Chavez not so ludicrous after all.

Are Communist Union Thugs Pulling Obama's Strings?

Reprobabte Savage Has 39 Wives

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Felonious Flatulence, Cannibal Migrants & Cooper Slapped: Headline Potpourri #19

The African nation of Malawi has passed a law criminalizing public incidents of flatulence. This raises the question of what will happen in reference to the quandary where the rectal emissions are categorized as “silent but violent”? This will no doubt be resolved in the precedent-setting decision of “You Smelled It vs. You Dealt It”.

Don't know whether to laugh or cringe at the tone of some articles calling for eager obedience and compliance with government dietary guidelines. Elites wanting to alter the composition of snack foods should be told to go lick a salt block.

Wonder if Anderson Cooper is as enamored now as he once was of the proverbial "Arab Street". Wonder if Anderson Cooper realizes now the considerable differences between Islamists and those he once ridiculed as “Teabaggers”.

Interesting that the unions insisting Obamacare is essential to the Republic's survival have been granted exemptions from ithe legislation. Interesting how the corporations pledging allegiance to the Obama regime are being exempted from his punitive decrees.

The "pro-democracy" demonstrators of the present decade usually end up being the tyrants chased from office decades down the road.

In Canada, a child was excluded from a contest to win a stuffed animal because he brought his lunch in a Ziploc bag. Eventually, parents of students caught trafficking in prohibited forms of nutritional conveyance will find social services knocking on their doorsteps.

According to WUSA9.com, students in the “Social Justice” class at Archbishop Caroll School write letters to companies the students believe are exploiting the employees. Do they also intend to write letters about welfare recipients, that obviously don’t know how to keep a zipper up given their number of out of wedlock kids, who eat higher up the food chain than those paying the taxes providing entitlement benefits? Better yet, to understand the full implications of social justice, shouldn’t students acing the coarse have points shaved off their stellar grades and distributed to those that did not put forth as much effort in the class?

Obama is urging Mubarak to leave office promptly and peacefully. Wonder if he'll eventually follow his own advice when it is his own turn to leave power.

If Fox can reject a Super Bowl advertisement for advocating beliefs or practices that might spark “the wrong kind of controversy” in regards to John 3:16, shouldn’t the network ban ads for beer as well? For do not commercials for that particular product promote the position that it is moral to imbibe noxious liquids for nonmedicinal purposes often in pursuit of fornicative ends?

If an advertisement featuring John 3:16 couldn't air during the Super Bowl because broadcasting the segment would spark undue controversy and advocate a certain belief, will the Black Eyes Peas be punished for their ditty calling for increased education spending? Apparently the band is talented in neither music nor public policy.


No matter what side prevails in Egypt, we are pretty much screwed for failing to cultivate our own domestic petroleum resources.

If it is improper to ask potential voters or accused criminals to show their ID's to authorities, there is no reason for Burger King cashiers to ask me what my name is so they can print it on the receipt.

Traditionally, national security is invoked as an excuse to justify any assortment of civil liberties infringements. Thus, if Frau Obama is successful in persuading the policy establishment as to the veracity of her perspective linking obesity and nutrition to national security, just how much control will government exert over what Americans eat.

The White House Super Bowl party menu included bratwurst, cheeseburgers, pizza and beer. Where are the locally grown vegetables and low salt snacks?

Only asinine hippy parents make their kids eat carrot sticks, apple slices, and milk when they go out to eat.

If the federal government is going to send out Presidential Emergency Alerts to the nation's cellphones, is the message going to be charged to the recipients account or is Obama picking up the tab?

A WMAL host laments that the Super Bowl is not family friendly from the standpoint of the late kickoff. How is the NFL responsible if you can't get your kids to bed at a respectable hour? Not like youngsters are going to be irrevocably damaged by missing an ideal bed time. Guess this will be the next thing the Obama's monitor.

In comments at the Washington National Cathedral regarding faith and environmentalism, the head of the National Association of Evangelicals said that we need to revision our entire lives, families, and COMMUNITIES. Perhaps foremost among these is why does there need to be a National Cathedral? For though it is a beautiful and inspirational edifice, if we are to live lives of pious austerity, technically God doesn't really require a structure all that ornate.

In discussing GoProud (a group of gay Republicans) at CPAC, WMAL host Chris Plante invoked a quote by Ronald Reagan about working with those over which you agree 80% and disagree 20%. Does this mean that the Conservative Political Action Conference will eventually welcome a breakaway polygamist Mormon?

The New York Times is outraged that Disney marketers are targeting newborns by visiting mothers in maternity wards and trying to get new mothers to sign up for email updates and complimentary merchandize. Too bad the nation's paper of record is not as eager to expose how Social Services often pressures new parents into home visits.

The Washington Post reported that most handguns in DC were registered in Northwest neighborhoods. In others words, where the rich liberals thinking we rabble should be denied the Second Amendment reside.

Some banks have announced that they may impose fees on basic checking accounts. These financial institutions will no doubt moan and whine for more government handouts when consumers close out accounts.

If George Will is favorable to the presidential candidacy of Mitch Daniels and Mitch Daniels is hinting that healthcare should be denied to those of marginal social utility, does that include Will's mentally challenged son or is this something to be imposed upon those of us that don't wear red bowties, bad toupees or write useless tomes on baseball?

Hispanosupremacists are condemning an Arizona proposal to verify the legality of those utilizing that state's hospitals. You as a real American without lips chronically attached to the welfare teat try to get medical services without the proper paperwork. If You show up at some foreign hospital without proof that you are there legally, they'd probably vivisect you for organ harvesting.

Frau Obama believes youngsters are to suckle teat as long as possible. Is there any aspect of our lives that this government doesn't think is it's place to hand down a proclamation regarding? Guess we'll soon be given instruction as to which position the Obama administration prefers husbands and wives to partake of carnal relations in. A hypothetical future headline will read: "Obamas Insist Lefthand The One For Proper Anal Hygiene". This isn't too far out of a conjecture given their propensity to interfere in all aspects of our lives and for often siding with Third World cultures of a certain persuasion over our own.

It's time to sell off American park lands and museum treasures on Ebay to tackle the debt. It's heartbreaking, but less so than selling your children into slavery. What good is the Hope Diamond, Fonzi’s Jacket, or Archie Bunker’s Chair going to do you when you receive the mid to late 21st century’s equivalent of a jury duty notice that you are to report to a Chinese foundry where you are to render 15 years of hard labor to go towards national debt restitution?

What idea do you prefer and gives you greater comfort: that the First Ladies’ Inauguration Ball Gowns are on display or avoiding an old age living under what use to be a highway overpass as you evade being cannibalized by starving migrant teens?

by Frederick Meekins

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Wisconsin Teachers Teach Kids To Skip Class When It Suits

If PBS wants to retain public subsidies, it should surrender profits made from licensed Sesame Street merchandise to the federal govermment.

Was Critic Of Transhumanism The Victim Of Arson?

Beatniks Decide Terrorists Not Good Enough For Them

Muslims Consider United World Empire

Principles Of COMMUNITY Overlook Mistreatment Of Christians

Tolerancemongers Condemn Crackdown On Pirates

Evidence of the doctrine that a liberal is a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.

Would Jimmy Carter say that the Muslim Brotherhood is nothing to be afraid of if the former president didn't have a Secret Service detail?

An associate astutely inquired why can't there be a celebrity disaster relief telethon that raises funds for deficit reduction.

Will there be as much outcry among the Mohammadeans over 200 of their barbaric kinsman raping an innocent reporter as there was over the incident of likely terrorists being walked on a leash?

Leftists Applaud Raping Of Journalist

Monday, February 14, 2011

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Local Jail Deem Bras A Security Threat

Does Hooters Promote Family Values?

While we're at it, perhaps we can also have a blessing of the boobs there with the laying on of hands.

Hundreds Of Thousands Spent For Flyover Of Domed Stadium

Bible Altered To Placate Muslims

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

TSA Develops Psychic Probes

Will National Anthem Be Abolished?

Homeland Security Fusion Centers Deem All But The Dimwitted & Apathetic As Potential Terrorists

British Woman Dies From Philadelphia Butt Enhancement

Medical Elites Want Patients Robbed Of The Will To Live

Is Obama's Social Security Number Fraudulent?

Rights do come from God. However, they are not extended to an individual based on whether belongs to the right church or not. You have them because you are created in God's image.

Rather revealing that Tingles Matthews & Rachel Madcow of MSNBC would side with the Muslim Brotherhood over Glenn Beck

The more I reflect upon the issue, I am afraid the adage is correct (at least for the contemporary Neo ones) that a Puritan is someone that is afraid that someone, somewhere is having a good time (even one that in no way wreeks of the slighest immorality).

Was accused of being a "red letter" Christian. Now there's one I've never been accused of before. Alright, if some want to play that game, the red letters have a better chance of getting you to the other side than thinking your adherence to the first few parts of THE BOOK alone are going to get you there.

Mass breastfeeding scheduled at Smithsonian no big deal. Quite a few of the statues there bare boobed anyway.

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Delusional Lesbian Insists Child Is Her's

Tom Cruise Swept Up In Scientology Human Smuggling Probe

Howard Dean Applauds Islamists

Haunting Closes Themepark Ride

Cock Kills Californian

Since the name "polish mountain" is politically incorrect because according to 1 MD Democrat it's not a pretty name, does that mean we should call that entire central European nation something else entirely? Furthermore, isn't it racist to say the correct name of a particular race or ethnic group isn't beautiful?

Christian Reconstructionist posts that self-esteem is a sin. Guess we are suppose to be so down on ourselves that we never lift a finger to accomplish anything and hand control over non-essential doctrinal & personal matters over to church elders.

If a advertisement featuring John 3:16 couldn't air during the Super Bowl because broadcasting the segment would spark undue controversy and advocate a certain belief, will the Black Eyes Peas be punished for their ditty calling for increased education spending? Apparently the band is talented in neither music nor economics.

If those super bowl 1/2 time show costumes are any indication of how people will dress in the future, no wonder the Terminators rise up to destroy the species.

If the federal government is going to send out Presidential Emergency Alerts to the nation's cellphones, is the message going to be charged to the recipients account or is Obama picking up the tab?

Obama admits in O'Reilly interview that free speech a hindrance to America.

According to the Pelosi Doctrine, one couldn't label Stalin, Pol Pot, Jim Jones, Bin Laden, The Unabomber, or Ira Einhorn as bad people.

Wonder if Michael Vick would have gotten the city key to Dallas if he was White.

With gas prices rising, don't expect to go anywhere & enjoy yourself this summer. Just the way Obama wants it for you as he continues to stuff his mouth will all kinds of treats you are commanded to abstain from.

Negro Mountain Should Not Be Renamed

Monday, February 07, 2011

Frau Obama To Launch Assault Against Nation's Restaurants

I guess she prepared all of the healthy, locally grown snacks glutted on at the White House Super Bowl party in the kitchen on her own while wearing her Aunt Jemima uniform.

Rio Carnival Burned To Hell

Just got where it was headed a little quicker this year.

Baywatch Cow Insists Entry Level Positions Begin On The Farm

Because of my failure to blindly adhere to the Dominionist or Reconstructionist agendas, I have been accused of having gone to a public school. Perhaps I was sent to private school but thanks to parents and own reflection was able to separate the value instilled from the malarkey peddled there. That use to be called discernment in the days before Christians surrendered thinking for themselves.

Group Lacks Backbone To Go Through With Palin Appearance

Rather revealing as to the state of affairs in America. The wording essentially says that violence will erupt if we don't surrender to leftist versions of civility.

Chavez Jails Opponent As Terrorist

WMAL host laments Super Bowl not family friendly from standpoint of late kickoff. How is the NFL responsible if you can't get your kids to bed at a respectable hour? Not like youngsters are going to be irrevocably damaged by missing an ideal bed time. Guess this will be the next thing the Obama's monitor.

The super bowl fanaticism where those that dont watch football any other day of the year reminds me of the episode of Babylon 5 where the Drazi beat each other senseless based on what color snotrag was around their necks.

Fail to see how the ad where the girls suggesting that their dad might land a date if he dyes his hair is a threat to morals & sound doctrine. Was essentially told by one Facebooker that I was "feminized" for not thinking the girls should be buggywhipped Amish style for their suggestion.

The White House Super Bowl party menu included bratwurst, cheeseburgers, pizza & beer. Where are the locally grown vegetables & low salt snacks?

Though I have been accused of being a product of public education, I have yet to figure out or have it explained to me how totalist state established by Christian Reconstructionists is all that more preferable to one run by radical socialists or even Islamists of varying stripes

As dimwitted as I am, it is a new one to me that the fact that I point out infringements of liberty from the left and right both secular and religious is somehow proof that I am a theosophist howling at the moon at Bohemian Grove.

A major problem is Osteen is that he fails to mention that many of life's problems and quandries aren't worked out until after your dead.

Friday, February 04, 2011

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Tweets Regarding The State Of The Union 2011

Too bad no member of Congress possessed the courage to blurt out "You lie", especially in light how everyone was suppose to make bipartisan goo-goo eyes at one another.

Obama says cutting stimulus is akin to taking the motor out of an airplane taking off. But how can a jetliner even take off when the flue supply has already been burned up?

The camera panned the congressional gallery and showed the head of Xerox sitting in the crowd. Guess they need her to help make all that money that really isn't there.

Obama praised education for beginning earlier in China than in the United States. Guess the government should haul the child off as soon as the youngster emerges from the womb. Perhaps Obama should elaborate to the nation what he thinks of those slave labor camps where children are snatched from their parents and beaten into being Olympic athletes and the like.

Does Obama realize that it's not government that sparks imagination?

Soviets did not beat America into space not so much because of the superiority of their technology or social system but because we were concerned they would disapprove of us using a missile as a rocket.

If Obama believes in spreading the wealth around like he told Joe the Plumber, why should we bother being educated for the complex jobs he is promising?

If more students get college degrees through government subsidies that disrupt the market, the credentials will be useless in securing better employment and higher pay.

I guess $4.00 per gallon gas is reinvented energy policy.

Will one of the promised millions of electric vehicles be Obama’s or will he continue to ride around in gas guzzlers?

Obama is emphasizing rail transportation because the electric cars he is promoting will pretty much otherwise confine people to the areas in which government will permit them to live.

Wonder how many homes will be abolished and how much private property seized to build this fabled high speed train.

By calling the proposed high-speed rail system a "bullet train", isn't the President contributing to the coarsening of the national discourse?

Quite revealing how History is deliberately omitted from the list of subjects such as Math and Science that those advocating an increased federal role in education believe need to be emphasized as part of a renewed national education policy.

If Obama doesn't like foreign students returning to their native lands upon completion of their studies, perhaps they should not be admitted to American universities to begin with.

Obama insists that foreigners are the ones enriching America and fostering innovation. Guess actual Americans are just suppose to keep our mouths shut and paying taxes out the wazoo.

Many of the implications of what Obama says are more between the lines rather than said openly.

For example, the President calls for the leveling of tax rates. This could just as easily mean increasing assessments instead of lowering them.

Obama claims he will eliminate unnecessary regulations. Thing is, he no doubt sees the vast majority of those his minions are promulgating as absolutely necessary.

Contrary to the impression Obama attempted to create, deficit spending just didn't begin a decade ago. My grandfather passed away more than a decade ago and I remember him warning about the national debt when I was a kid.

The way the camera froze and elongated the image, for a moment, Obama looked like the Necromonger emperor in "The Chronicles Of Riddick".

Obama reassured that Muslims are a part of the American family. What about other religions, especially the ones not as inclined to blow things up when they don't get their way?

Likewise, Obama went out of his way to mention gay military personnel. Why aren't the sacrifices of heterosexuals worthy of mention?

Obama hopes to establish new alliances and friendships across the Americas. Wonder how much that is going to cost.

I tabulated 81 rounds of applause during the 2011 State of the Union Address.

by Frederick Meekins

At National Prayer Breakfast, the President assures he and Frau Obama remain faithful to "our God".

Technically, I guess the Egytian mob couldn't be accused of a hate crime for assaulting Christiane Amanpour since wouldn't they be considered her ethnic kinsfolk and co-religionists?

Obama To Bankrupt Power Plants

The "pro-democracy" demonstrators of the present decade usually end up being the tyrants chased from office decades down the road.

Interesting that the unions insisting Obamacare essential to the Republic's survival have been granted exemptions from the legislation.

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Will members of Congress thinking the retirement age should be raised foresake their lavish salaries & benefits to rather eke out a subsistence existence toiling away in a Walmart or 7-11?

Octopussies Galore

Don't know what's more disturbing: that thousands of them died or that the native population had to be admonished not to ingest the seashore equivalent of roadkill.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Legislators Too Good For Constitution's Reading Should Be Booted From Office

A number of leftist Democrats either boycotted the reading of the Constitution in the House of Representatives or denigrated the ceremony.

These representatives should either resign or be removed from office.

For if they think that the very thing that authorizes them to hold office and wield authority is irrelevant, shameful or outdated propaganda, they certainly shouldn't be granted a hefty salary under a system that they have exhibited so much contempt for that they can't even grant the respect to to hear read aloud.

Americans would be shocked and outraged to learn of an athlete thinking themselves too good to be bothered with learning the basic rules of the game.

Then shouldn't we be even more so when it comes to those that actually assume that they have more of a right to run and order our lives than we do?

by Frederick Meekins

200 Cows Drop Dead In A Wisconsin Field

Wonder if a Christian Reconstructionist still thinks this is a joking matter.

Will U.S. Nuclear Security Be Controled From Red China?

Harry Reid to be commended for calling the Chinese President a dictator.

An exhibit in Times Square is titled "Experience China". Wonder if this includes forced abortion, the abridgement of free thought, and compulsory organ harvesting.

Did An Entire Chinese Village Vanish Into Thin Air?

Tolerancemonger Threatens To Make Conservative Ear Necklace

Are Rabblerousers Taking Over CPAC?

Will Swiss Underwear Inspectors End Up In The Unemployment Line?

Obama Considers Secure Internet ID's To Control Online Activity

If leftist Jews are going to fly into an outrage over the Gov. of Alabama for saying that only fellow Christians are his brothers and sisters, shouldn't offense be taken at the faith of those raising this objection for thinking they are God's chosen people?

Why do some in Congress think you are any less dead if you have 10 bullets fired at you than 11?

Interesting those that think you are "deceived" if you attend a Glenn Beck rally don't have a problem with hobnobbing with Reconstructionists that would put to death those disagreeing with them on points of theology and likely disenfranshise those they disagree with over matters of ecclesiology

Am no more desirous to live in a world where ecclesiastical authorities pry into one's decisions that are no where clearly spelled out in the pages of Scripture as I am in a world of total licentiousness.

If it will be illegal for average Americans to own high capacity ammunition magazines, there is no reason for police to have them either.

Why is an ammunition magazine that holds ten bullets perfectly acceptable but one holding eleven is an intolerable nightmare that can't be allowed on American streets?

CNN in an uproar over a guest using the word "crosshairs". I remember back in the day before that network lost their gonads on of the channel's most entertaining programs actually being named "Crossfire". That goes a step beyond "crosshairs" because "crossfire" denotes the gun actually being discharged.

Wonder if the spokesman of the Birmingham Islamic Society upset that the Gov. of Alabama only considers fellow Christians his brothers & sisters is in as much an outrage over actual abridgements of human rights by Muslims against those considered infidels in the eyes of that faith.

Audio: Tweets Regarding The Arizona Shooting Tragedy

Monday, January 17, 2011

Observations Regarding Christianity & Fantasy

If Christians are to avoid altogether books such as "The Lord Of The Rings" and "The Chronicles Of Narnia" because these stories contain wizards and witches, by definition does that prohibition also include the Bible since it too mentions witches and the like?

Like the Bible, don't these works warn that what we categorize as magic is not for mortal beings and in many instances depict what happens to those that succumb to this particular temptation?

In regards to Gandalf, though he is referred to as a wizard, in Tolkien's background materials, weren't the wizards beings more akin to angels in terms of their ontology?

More importantly, for hyperpious critics to condemn these books in such minute detail, wouldn't they have had to have read them or at least have had to study them closely?

If so, then on what grounds do they forbid you the opportunity to read these materials if for no other reason than to verify the conclusions that they have arrived at?

Rather, wouldn't the more respectable position be to warn the reader and to let them decide for themselves?

by Frederick Meekins

Friday, January 14, 2011

Heathens Trampled Underfoot

Napolitano Leaves Border Open To Invasion

Not a single penny in foreign or military support to Third World trashpile nations giddy & supportive of rising oil prices.

World Edges Closer To Famine

Gingrich Connives To Screw Civil Servants Out Of Pensions

Before a law essentially allowing a state to declare bankruptcy in order to get out of paying pension benefits to retirees ever went into affect, the former Speaker should be compelled to renounce every last penny and future benefits accruing to his name as a result of his tenure in the House of Representatives.

Failing to fulfill promised obligations to those having reached a certain age seems to be a modus operandi for Gingrich.

He dumped two wives before they ever got the chance to be as fat and gray as he has become.

Is Piers Morgan Cross With Madonna's Buns?

Refers to an incident between the celebrities dating to the 90's.

Food Fascists To Clamp Down On Salt Intake

Government Vampires Suck Every Last Penny From The Bereaved

Why should the Indian witchdoctor at the Tuscon memorial be applauded for simply claiming he is Mexican?

Republicans Brownnose Hispanics

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Sell Naming Rights To Tackle Overwhelming National Debt

It was stated on Fox News that each family's share of the national debt is approximately $45,000.

In the attempt to make the amount more manageable, perhaps naming rights could be sold to various government landmarks or agencies in a manner similar to the way corporations currently purchase the ones to athletic stadiums.

For example, the Lincoln Memorial could be renamed “the Lincoln Mercury Lincoln Memorial”.

Social Security checks and statements could have boldly emblazoned across them “Brought to you by Depends Undergarments” or the name of a prominent retirement community in a given area.

The Capitol Building could have a giant Pepsi logo painted on it for the right price.

Prominent national parks could be sold off or contracted out as Disney resorts provided the Magic Kingdom agreed to leave these land holdings in a state close to natural. Given the levels to which gas prices are expected to rise over the coming years, it’s not like anyone other than the elites are going to be able to travel to enjoy these treasures anyway.

Since it has been hinted at in occultic circles that the Washington Monument is actually a gigantic phallus, it could be renamed “Trojan’s Washington Monument”.

Of course in each of these cases, steps could be taken to ensure that corporate influence would be limited to advertising and image purposes only.

Still distasteful and undignified?

Of course it is; but it less so than your children starving to death for lack resources available to feed them, being conscripted into Red Chinese slave labor factories, or having to surrender the nation’s daughters to Arab harems in the attempt to settle astronomical debt.

by Frederick Meekins

It is classic Communist tactic during "reeducation" to berate someone and then forbid them to defend themselves. This is what is being done to Sarah Palin.

Public Educator Defends Vagina Dance As Kinesthetic Learning

Will Neighborhood Eccentrics Be Rounded Up As Part Of Mental Health POGROMS

Leftist Rabble Denounce Sarah Palin For Defending Herself

Renowned Lush Returns To Noxious Liquids

Tolerancemongers Issue Death Threats For Exposing Martin Luther King's Historical Record

Same mental deadbeats that want talk radio banned for being "incendiary".

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

A quote often attributed to the NEA defines mental illness as an allegiance to the Founding Fathers, parents, belief in a supernatural being, and the sovereignty of the United States. Before we go along with liberals in agreeing that firearms should be kept from the mentally ill, it needs to be deliberately clarified where they stand on the above definition.

Denying firearms to the mentaly unstable is all well and good. But what will leftist elites define as mentally unstable?

Huffington Insinuates The Rules Are For The Lesser People

Observations Regarding The History Channel’s “Prophets Of Doom”

On the History Channel special "Prophets Of Doom", most of the talking heads assembled to discuss a number of the scenarios potentially instigating the collapse of the United States insisted that the nation must return to a system of localized agriculture.

Interestingly, though, none of the gathered researchers and theoreticians looked like they would be all that much into manual labor.

So I guess in their thinking, it will be up to you to give up your standard of living. They, on the other hand, will get to become the new feudal lords still sitting around thinking what by then will be useless kinds of thoughts while you will be the one toiling away in the fields.

Though an intellectually stimulating program and discussion, one couldn’t help but notice the hypocrisy of the analysts filmed driving around in their automobiles lamenting how human beings should have never been allowed to advance to the level of technology that we now enjoy.

Interesting how the old bald guy with the earring gripping about the decline of fossil fuel supplies never said a word about part of that crisis resulting from legislative and bureaucratic prohibitions against exploring for and developing new sources of oil within our own borders and off our own shores where other world powers are beginning to stake a claim.

If those assembled were suppose to be such experts about the threats that could lay waste to modern civilization, how come not a single word was raised regarding electromagnetic pulse weapons?

by Frederick Meekins

If citizens are to be denied high-capacity ammunition magazines, shouldn't police and military forces be denied them as well?

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

If talk radio should be banned because it sparks violent feelings, how come watching 3/4's naked people humping in the sack doesn't make people unduly horny?

Westboro Baptists Claim 9 Year Old Shooting Victim Got What She Deserved

Celebrated Vagrant Detained By Police

Raving Democrat Claims Recitation Of Constitution Sparked Shooting

Oprah Open To Certain Demographics Utilizing The N-Word

Tweets Regarding The Arizona Shooting Tragedy

An assassination attempt was made against an Arizona Congresswoman. What freedoms will Americans be coerced into surrendering as a result? In a press conference, the sheriff there has already blamed talk radio for the tragedy.

A Fox News talking head made a fuss about Gabrielle Giffords being the first Jewish woman elected to Congress from Arizona. Would the assassination attempt be less tragic if it had been on a Christian man?

In analyzing the shooting of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, blame is not placed on the gunmen for this evil deed but on politics becoming “too personal”. But aren’t the liberals the one that made it that way in their efforts to control every facet of existence?

Maybe political rhetoric would not have grown so intense if the government had done its job of securing the borders and minding its own business as to what type of toilets we have in our homes, what kind of lightbulbs we decide to illuminate them with and what kind of food we decide to stick in our mouths.

The shooting of Arizona representative Gabrielle Giffords is tragic. Too bad there isn't as much outrage over illegal aliens murdering, raping, and looting the average citizens of that state. Perhaps the Speaker of the House ought to make a statement that an attack on any run of the mill American is an attack on all Americans, not just when these horrors befall the ruling elites.

An ABC news report reveals that the shooter of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords listed The Communist Manifesto as one of his favorite books and didn’t make it past the urinalysis in his attempts to enlist in the military, essentially meaning he was strung out on dope. It has also been learned that the gunmen had constructed an occult altar on his parents' property. Seems he has more in common with Obama voters than members of the Tea Party.

A fuss is being made that the gunmen's Satanic altar was in a camouflage tent. Would the hyperfeminized media have pointed out its coloration if it had been pink with lacy frills?

If all men are created equal, the murderous Arizona scumbag deserves no more of a stiffer sentence for killing the federal judge than he does for the young girl or senior citizens he murdered.

Is Congress really postponing scheduled business to focus on the tragedy or merely using this as an excuse for an extended weekend that few will have the gonads to question?

Will the tragic AZ shooting serve as the Reichstag Fire in the attempt to abolish the Internet, Talk Radio, and the First Amendment? Of course, in the New World Order that will likely spring from this, merely raising such a suggestion will likely get one incarcerated in the near future.

Stenny Hoyer claims Gifford's astronaut husband wants the nation's political rhetoric toned down. News flash to Hoyer, while sympathetic to the Congresswoman's plight, this isn't the 1950's anymore. There is no reason compelling Americans to defer without question to the preferences to an astronaut.

If astronauts are going to preach to us from the Space Station as to what we can say, does that mean preachers can now run the space program from their pulpits?

And what if we refuse to "tone down our rhetoric", which means conservatives are expected to silence ourselves. Not many ways legitimately around "Congress shall make no law..." unless you plan to repeal it.

Does the government intend to establish a Bureau of Verbal Tone & Infliction to objectively determine what rhetoric "needs to be toned down" or has crossed the line?

An Associated Press story claims the scumbag shooter was noted for being "confrontational, nonlinear, and obsessed with how words create reality". So basically, he was indistinguishable from the average postmodernist university literature professor.

If Congresswoman Giffords had been 15 to 20 years older than she is now, the policy wonks behind the Obama healthcare legislation she voted for might not see her worthy of the heroic actions taken to save her innocent life.

If the Arizona Tragedy is to serve as justification for additional gun control, does that mean Gabrielle Giffords should have her gun confiscated because someone else shot her?

The crazed Tucson sheriff claims that the shooting of Representative Giffords was a result of the Arizona ID law intended to crackdown on illegal alien criminals. So basically, citizens thinking that those the world doesn’t come to a screeching halt over when befalling a horrible tragedy are as valuable in terms of their basic humanity and thus worthy of the same protection as the vaunted members of the executive, legislative, and judicial branches of government are the ones responsible for this act of terrorism.

It has been projected that energy bills are expected to triple. Before it's all over with, overheated rhetoric is about the only warmth Americans may be left with as no one will be able to afford gas or lights.

by Frederick Meekins

Misbehaving Students Targetted As Source Of Government Revenue

Gunman Loughner Schooled In Revolution By Obama's Master

Monday, January 10, 2011

Friday, January 07, 2011

Whites Tire Of Democrats' Crap

400 Turtledoves Plop Out Of The Italian Sky

Promoting her book on “The O’Reilly Factor”, Roseanne Barr declared that she is a socialist. Then shouldn’t all the proceeds be confiscated by the government? Or, rather, like the majority of leftists is this aging sow only publically minded when it comes to other people’s money? The communal work farm she proposed sounded disturbingly like Jonestown

Ted Nugent claims Sarah Palin not ready for the Presidency . As someone whose primary skill is strumming his instrument, isn't he even less qualified than the average garbage man to be offerring policital advice? At least the garbage men know about providing a government service. Shouldn't the Ingram Doctrine of "Sh...ut Up And Sing" be invoked against this celebrity?

China To Show The World Their's Is Bigger Than Everybody Else's

Filthy Illegals Exposed

Does John Edwards Intend To Wed Concubine?

Kirk Cameron Bores Anderson Cooper A New One

Isn't an incendiary device to a bomb what a fetus is to a baby. Both the same thing but authorities obfuscating with euphemisms in order to placate politically correct demographics of the population know to fly into rampages?

Robert Gibbs resigns as Obama's Press Secretary to go on the speaking circuit. Who'd shell out money to hear that buffoon drone on? At least with Kissienger you would get to hear something you could pick apart or analyze while attempting to listen.

Thursday, January 06, 2011

Seems my Huckleberry Finn prophecy has come to pass in the span of a day or a mere matter of hours. During the reading of the Constitution, parts of the document such as the 3/5th Compromise deemed offensive were omitted from the public reading for fears of being offensive. Will clauses referring to the Freedom of Religion, the Right to Bear Arms, and the Takings Clause be deliberately overlooked in future years during this exercise?

A crazed Christian Reconstructionist, in a number of Facebook posts, apparently thinks the mass of (as of yet) unexplained) fish die offs of birds and fish in the South East is a laughing matter. How does he know that groups of human beings in that region aren't going to be the next group of creatures to keel over unexpectedly? If such a tragedy were to occur and provided his own family didn't rank among the victims, he'd be the type of ass clown to say such victims got what they deserved as a part of God's judgment.

R.C. Sproul "Jr" is scheduled to speak at the Family Economics Conference 2011. Wonder if his presentation includes how to illegally use tax identification numbers & threatening members of his congregation that have considered leaving his church. Seems he is an expert at those tactics.

If the "n-word" can be removed from Huckleberry Finn because it offends when pulled from its literary & historical context, what is to prevent similar editorial decisions from being made in reference to words found in the Bible such as "damn", "hell", "sin" and "sodomite"?

Hispanosupremacists Deny Free Speech To Those They Disagree With

Kosovo Prime Minister Accused Of Organ Harvesting

Guess Dick Cheney will have to look elsewhere for his heart transplant victim.

Democrats Declare Reading The Constitution A Fetish

So as the party of deviants, I guess there is at least one perversion the Democrats won't extend special rights to.

If the "n-word" can be expunged from Huck Finn, does that mean we can cut the needless sex scenes from other works of literature since they are less central to the plot than that word is to the Mark Twain narrative?

Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Pseudoephedrine Restrictions Nothing To Sneeze At

Each winter without out fail, the flu sends millions to the local pharmacy in search of some kind of relief. However, it won’t be this pesky virus that will give you a headache and make your stomach churn.

In order to purchase pseudoephedrine, consumers must now produce a photo ID (something that is apparently an outrage to require illegal aliens to do when accused of a crime) with these details added into a computer database tracking how much and often you purchase this perfectly legal substance. It is claimed that this procedure is necessary as a result of the meth epidemic sweeping across the country since pseudoephedrine is an ingredient used to make this drug.

While methamphetamine might be illegal, pseudoephedrine is not and is available over the counter in smaller doses. If the nanny state wants to restrict access to this substance, why not make it unavailable in its entirety without a prescription or enact an outright prohibition all together.

It could be argued that there are already restrictions on other products deleterious to bodily health such as cigarettes and booze. However, the regulations stipulating how these products are to be dispersed are not part of the Patriot Act nor are (as far as I know since I have never purchased either) the details of the photo ID necessary to purchase them entered into a computer database.

And at least with a six pack of beer, you can actually caresses or fondle the package before finalizing the purchase. Simple cold pills are now concealed behind the counter and one must bow and scrape before authorities in order to be granted access to them, no doubt as part of yet another training exercise to further condition a once free people into acquiescing control over additional areas of their lives to the technocrats wielding power.

What is to prevent these kinds of restrictions from being applied to additional legal products “our betters” have deemed communally irresponsible? For while shoppers have to surrender their most private information just for a bit of sinus relief, condoms hang on the wrack just a few aisles away with anyone free to thumb through them.

Americans are constantly reminded that we must endure these embarrassing indignities for the sake of public health. If that is the case, then why shouldn’t we be required to produce a marriage license before being permitted to purchase a prophylactic?

After all, in the case of decongestants, we are being inconvenienced because of the small percentage that abuse a legitimate product. Then shouldn’t similar safeguards be put in place in reference to a product that, whether we want to admit it or not, all of us could be tempted into using illicitly? After all, in terms of the costs, fornication likely surpasses the expense caused by abused Sudafed tablets as evidenced by the lives shattered by sexually transmitted diseases, welfare payments to unwed mothers, and the conception of the next generation of meth addicts who will end up strung out on this chemical trash because their parents are to busy out whoring around rather than raising the babies they have made.

Some may not care one way or the other if the government steps in to regulate either of these errant behaviors, thinking that their own exemplary character will prevent them from falling under the surveillance of government operatives. However, even though at this moment this manner of draconian regulation is directed towards behaviors most would consider social pathologies, it won't be long until this kind of bureaucratic procedure is applied to other basic human behaviors no sane person would have any qualms about.

According to a piece of legislation at one time submitted to the Mississippi legislature, it would be illegal for a licensed restaurant to serve obese patrons. Some are quick to point out that the measure quickly died in light of the public outcry against it.

Maybe so for now. But does anyone honestly believe that this will be the last time we hear something like this?

This measure or something like it will be proposed again and again in legislative bodies across the country until it is no longer news and is quietly enacted without much fanfare. Or, as in the case of homosexuality and assorted abridgments of liberty such as high taxes and government agents interrogating you over how many toilets you have in your home, most Americans will still oppose the advance of these policies within their own hearts and minds but their resistance will be so eroded that the will just accept the regimented status quo without much protest. The dispirited will conclude there is little point in speaking up anyway.

Preventing drug abuse is an important health policy concern. However, no legitimate interest is served by treating the entire population as potential suspects without a single hint of probable cause.

by Frederick Meekins

Parents Exploit Transvestite Tike

Birds Continue Dropping From Southeastern Skies

Jesus depicted as Che on the Dec 13th issue of 12/13/10. See how long you'll last if you draw Muhammad that way.

Monday, January 03, 2011

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Would Deficit Panel Impose Sanctions Upon Itself?

The deficit reduction commission was a panel charged with suggesting way to curtail America’s decline into paupery.

Foremost among these ranked increasing the retirement age to nearly 70 years. If such a proposal were ever enacted, it would be the first time in decades that the ruling elites have taken Biblical revelation into consideration.

You see, the Good Book teaches that that is about the end of the human lifespan and anything beyond that is usually categorized as a descent into suffering.

To state things bluntly, dear readers, the government eventually plans to cross its fingers hoping that you will just die on the job.

But whereas you will be extolled the glories and delight of sacrifice, it is doubtful the same will be required by the likes of those seated on the commission.

For example, the co-chair of this panel was retired Senator Allan Simpson. As part of the sacrifice we are all expected to shoulder with a smile, has Allan Simpson forsaken the benefits the members of that deliberative body have been known to accumulate once they leave it?

So before we ever cut back on the elderly tottering along the edges of destitution, perhaps we should curtail the lavish benefits extended to those elevated to membership in the federal legislative body already millionaires to begin with or whom often use their time in elected office as springboards to additional fortunes, accolades, and honors.

Perhaps better yet, lets abolish Congressional salaries all together. Then those entering these national halls will be more prone to depart from them under their own power long before they have to be pushed out in a wheelchair.

by Frederick Meekins

A hyperfundamentalist has posted that holiness is legalism to the liberal. However, not all examples of legalism equate with misunderstood holiness. Wearing a ball cap with the brim forward or a collared shirt only makes you a person wearing a cap with a brim forward of a collared shirt. If you are aroused over a shirt without a collar with all other significant portions of the anatomy concealed, you are the one with the serious mental problem.

An article in an edition of Nieman Reports, a publication of a journalism foundation at Harvard, titled "There's More To Being A Journalist Than Hitting The Publish Button" laments how the rise of blogs and social media has resulted in "ignorance, anger, and anti-elitism". In other words, the duped masses simply doing as they are told are on the verge of dwindling.

Afrosupremacists Condemn Haley Barbour

Ragheads Target Food Supply

Government Hints At Expanding The Definition Of Actionable Child Abuse

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Is The Periodic Table Fraudlent?

In comments at the National Cathedral, theologian Harvey Cox remarked that the moving of the Spirit today eludes creedal formulation. Isn't that statement itself a creedal formulation?

Obama Demands You Die In Place During A Nuclear Attack

As they whisk his sorry rear to an undergound fortress. Many other countries have prepared such shelters for common citizens. But not the United States. A nuclear incident will be a way to remove the excess population of one of the nation's whose people would stand the most against the New World Order.

Obama Plots To Create Life In His Own Image

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Does Prison Fellowship Give Christmas Gifts To Crime Victims' Children?

The annual Prison Fellowship Angel Tree direct fundraising letter has arrived in the mailboxes of Christians across the nation.

On a positive note, the ministry didn't role out the organization's usual sob letter supposedly written by a convict, incarcerated for a sentence of about nine years, asking for a handout for his daughter.

I guess if they had continued repeatedly sending the same plea as they have done year after year since at least 2005, the discerning would have realized it was nearly time for this deadbeat to be released.

Thing is, this year's appeal still left much to be desired.

One woman is quoted as saying, "It was hard to see...him [her father] in prison...Angel Tree just showed us that he was thinking about us while he was there."

Perhaps all well and good. But what is Angel Tree doing for the children of victims no longer able to let their children know that they are thinking about them thanks to a number of the very same convicts Prison Fellowship no doubt depicts as being put behind bars by an inequitable criminal justice system rather than by felonious misdeeds?

by Frederick Meekins

Father Accused Of Abuse For Feeding Children Organic Food

Government Censors Ventura FEMA Camp Expose

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Since TSA government molestors are sticking their hands into the underpants of airline passengers, if possible the victims should either urinate or release gas when they are attacked in this fashion.

Liberals Pat Themselves On The Back For Allowing Blacks To Reside In Their Presence

84 Million Mexicans To Be Granted Special Border Crossing Status

In regards to the Department of Homeland Security program urging shoppers to report suspicious activity: are Americans going to be given guidelines of what to look for or are you going to get a knock at the door in the middle of the night because some pissant cashier thinks the quantity of a sale item you purchased is peculiarly large?

Butch Napolitano wants the nation's shoppers to report suspicious activity they see taking place in the stores of America. Does this include procuring with Food Stamps the most expensive cuts of meat regular working people can't afford?

Maybe John Boehner weeps when he thinks about America's children because he ponders the craphole futures they will likely have thanks in part to liberal harpies such as Barbara Walters & Joy Behar.

If Barbara Walters thinks men shouldn't cry, perhaps we should return to the era where mouthy, uppity women like her got a good backhand across the side of the face for leaving the kitchen.

Is Miley Cyrus A Dope Fiend?

Innkeeper's Bad Press Not Necessarily Deserved




As the opening act of the Greatest Story Ever Told, each character mentioned in the Christmas narrative has had a number of literary traditions and homiletical assumptions added that may or may not be directly traceable to the text of the Holy Bible. One of these is none other than the Innkeeper.

When we are confronted with the dichotomy of the Second Person of the divine Godhead, enthroned in Heaven throughout all previous eternity, being born into a filthy barn with the stench of feces and urine all around, knowing this account not from the standpoint of the characters within but rather as the beneficiaries of the complete Good News of the Gospel message, we are horrified on an instinctive level and look for someone to blame for this apparent breech of cosmic protocol. Often, the Innkeeper is thrust into the role.

But is such an outrage warranted? Though literature and tradition can be useful tools of instruction, enlightenment, and illumination if they are kept in check by the foundation provided by the Word of God, it is to the Word of God that the investigation must turn if we are to distinguish undisputed fact from what may turn out to be nothing but well-intended imagination.

The text reads in Luke 2:7, “And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.” With that passage, one has exhausted the corpus of Biblical references regarding the Advent Inn though definitely not the speculation or debate surrounding the figure that no doubt tended this mentioned structure.

Technically, there isn’t even an innkeeper directly mentioned. One can conclude that the expansion of the role that he played in interpretations of the Christmas Story is more about giving pageant parts to kids who, to put it bluntly, don’t quite measure up to the charisma of those selected to play Joseph and Mary but who are a cut above those selected to play shepherds and animals in terms of intelligence.

The Innkeeper also becomes a foil through which assorted ministers, church music directors, and aspiring ecclesiastical playwrites make assorted points that these respective thinkers feel either need to be made but are not explicitly spelled out in the portion of Scripture under consideration or even placed as hints to draw applause to their own vaunted sense of holiness or spirituality.

The first misconception construed about the Holy Family and tossed at the Innkeeper is that these wanderers were homeless and that this particular businessman typifies the attitudes exuded by commercial interests towards the destitute. This line of reasoning was popularized years ago by Jesse Jackson and is no doubt widespread today as assorted charities often capitalize on these kinds of sentiments prevalent this time of year in order to shame the general population into complying with solicitations for donations.

Racemongers such as Jackson constantly hold their ears to the rails of the public discussion ready to pounce on any thinker daring to make the error that all within a protected demographic happen to partake of a certain characteristic not inherent to what makes an individual part of the particular group in question. Then why isn’t this same care of thought applied to those finding no roof over their heads?

As Rush Limbaugh astutely rejoineded at the time, Mary and Joseph went to Bethlehem to pay their taxes. Thus, their state of lacking a domicile was merely a transient one. Technically, they were no more homeless than someone going to the beach and finding nothing but “No Vacancy” signs lit along the boardwalk.

The dilemma faced by the Holy Family in no way justified the increased social spending Jackson was calling for at the time nor infuse the most debauched among indigents, unwilling to lift their own fingers in the effort to elevate their status, with a sacredness or purity with which they should not be esteemed. Unlike Mary and Joseph, many of the homeless end up in this lamentable condition because of their willful refusal to pay their bills rather than because of an eager compliance in seeing that their obligations are met.

A related criticism of the Innkeeper accuses the Innkeeper of being insufficiently religious or spiritual. Those out to find fault with him will respond, “He should have been able to find room for the birth of the Messiah by either kicking out another paying customer or by giving up his own bed.”

This suggestion makes a number of assumptions that cannot necessarily be supported one way or the other from the text as it was inspired by the moving of the Holy Spirit.

For example, no where in the Gospel account is the Innkeeper explicitly portrayed. Mary and Joseph may have learned by other means than directly from the proprietor’s mouth that the inn was full and they wandered about the town looking for an alternative place to stay until the blessed event transpired and there was no where else where they could get off the street.

If sufficiently secluded and in dire enough of an emergency, Mary and Joseph might have dashed into the nearest stable without even notifying the owner or caretaker. The manger in question might not have even belonged to the innkeeper.

Even if Mary and Joseph interacted directly with the Innkeeper, there is no proof that the couple even told the Innkeeper of their unique plight. As difficult as it may be to remember, the Nativity took place in pre-Internet times when pregnant women didn't go around posting pictures of their bare bellies with stretch marks and protruding navals for all the world to see.

Joseph was initially of the mind to hide Mary away privately all together away from public view in Matthew 2:19 and Mary's cousin Elizabeth went into seclusion for five months following the conception of John the Baptist according to Luke 1:24. As such, if the Innkeeper even met Mary and Joseph, he might not have even known that she was pregnant if the couple went to extraordinary measures to conceal that she was with child.

Since, according to tradition, the Innkeeper placed Mary, Joseph, and the Baby Jesus in a livestock sty, the Innkeeper must not have been an overtly devout individual if that is the way he treated the Messiah and the human vessel through which the Son of God entered the mortal realm in human flesh. But even if Mary and Joseph pulled rank (something they would not have likely done given what we are told in regards to their character), why should the Innkeeper have believed them at the time?

To pious ears, that may sound shocking. However, it must be remembered that at that point in history, Mary and Joseph were no more renowned than any other Israelite.

Before going into the stable, Jesus hadn't even been born. Mary knew that a miracle had occurred within her. However, even Joseph was disinclined to believe his espoused's account until he was persuaded otherwise by no less than the intervention of God Himself.

As an Israelite, the Innkeeper could have been aware of prophecies that the Messiah would be born of a virgin. However, short of a detailed anatomical examination or divine encounter of his own, how would he have known Mary was telling the truth or simply pulling his leg to swindle something out of him as religious charlatans have been known to do throughout history. If we are going to add extraneous details to the Christmas story, perhaps we might as well applaud this willingness to assist while keeping the potentially deceptive that we can't verify at arms length.

Living 2000 years after the events chronicled in the Gospel accounts, we are privileged to know from beginning to the end this particular portion of the Story of Stories. There is more than enough to meditate and ponder upon in those pages without having to drag through the mud the character of a character that what is known of is little more than historical conjecture and literary speculation.

by Frederick Meekins

Friday, December 10, 2010

Contrary to Glenn Beck, not everything will be OK when the socio-economic collapse hits.

Contrary to Glenn Beck, not everything will be OK when the socio-economic collapse hits.

There probably is little need for Palin to go to Haiti. However, it's a bit of a stretch for a fanatic Reconstructionist to proffer this as evidence that Palin isn't a Christian. The fanatic interprets the junket as violating Matt 6 admonitions to give secretly. Couldn't one respond that this individual, constantly refuting the faith of others based on where we all fall short, in turn himself isn't a valid Christian because of the works-based righteousness of this particular aspiring religious demagogue?

Harrison Ford's New York apartment for sale is 5,000 square feet with 4.5 bathrooms. Yet the aging thespian is a spokesman for a group called "Team Earth" that wants people to drive less and turn down our thermostats. Is Ford so full of it that it takes five toilets to handle what he's putting out? I guess his condo is so cold he has to try each commode until he finds one that doesn't freeze his backside.

Interesting Glenn Beck gives us lengthy lectures now how we all now need to give up the excess things we have and how we are actually bad Americans if we are not gleeful about the bending socio-economic collapse but can himself go on fishing trips with billionaire CEO's.

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Saw on a Facebook ad that there is a Gay Men's Chorus of Washington. And how exactly is that policed to prevent heteros from joining? Thought what we did in the privacy of our bedrooms was no one's business.

Should Immigrants Be Allowed To Maim, Rape & Kill In The Name Of "Culture"

And what about American culture where such deadbeats were once quickly hung from a local tree?

Glenn Beck announced that a company controlled by the Russian government has acquired an interest in a U.S. uranium mine. Everyday it gets more and more like that dream sequence episode of Deep Space Nine where the Jem Hadar were pretty much handed free reign aboard the station with Starfleet’s blessing.

In a state of emergency if government operatives come to confiscate the firearms of law abiding citizens, business end of said firearm should promptly be discharged into said operative.

Government agencies geared towards “minority business development” are founded on two basic assumptions. 1. Minorities are either too deficient in terms of intellect or character to establish businesses on their own. 2. Color really does determine the quality of a product or service one is in the marketplace for.

Government To Pay Nearly $300,000 To Undermine Rights Of White People

As a compromise, neither the Ground Zero Mosque in New York nor the creation science Noah's Ark theme park in Kentucy should receive a single penny of tax support or incentive.

The newest leftist euphemism designed to dupe churchgoers will be "prophetic environmentalism". Spotted the phrase in very small print in the classified section of the 11/30/10 issue of the Christian Century.

Peeved Alpacas Boycott Renamed Parade

Monday, December 06, 2010

Salvation Army Bells Deemed Offensive

Giant, a prominent Washington DC area supermarket chain, has curtailed the number of days that the Salvation Army will be permitted to solicit donations this season outside of the grocery retailer’s locations.

In a number of media reports, it was claimed that the bells were offensive and irritating to a number of shoppers.

So what about those food solicitation campaigns where the grocery chain doesn't simply set out a receptacle for those wanting to contribute food items to charity but instead gets broadcast news outlets involved?

Spokesmen from both institutions not only smooch their own rearends in letting the public know just how progressive both the media outlet and food distribution corporations are in bringing awareness to the plight of the supposedly malnourished but also castigate the viewing consumer if they do not comply with the demand for a contribution.

Why isn’t this deemed offensive?

Or how about the recipients of such charity who are not really starving per say but rather simply not receiving the quality of food they think that they otherwise deserve but are unwilling to work for in order to acquire?

Isn’t it offensive to be lectured to by such types or rather their benefactors?

But perhaps the greatest outrage of all occurs when the price for food the average consumer is forced to pay is jacked up with the goods not being sold often simply being tossed into the dumpster.

by Frederick Meekins

Is Wikileaks Founder Nothing But A Media Whore?

Is National Park Service Undermining American History?

Diversitymongers Insist White Students Should Be Denied The Right To Organize

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Though not necessarily in favor of the change in policy, it is hard to make the case why queers shouldn’t be blown apart on the battlefield just like everybody else.

Saw on Glenn Beck's twitter feed that he is at a book signing. Interesting how an autographed copy of his book doesn't constitute one of the unnecessary luxuries he now preaches against to shame us into forsaking.

How is Hillary's gathering of intelligence on world leaders any different than what nations have always done to each other? Perhaps Wikilieaks should be more concerned about the mobile X-ray vans that can see whatever your doing in your house from playfully smacking your spouse's backside to scratching your own.

Tweets Regarding Junk Touching

Janet Napolitano received a security pat down. Poor sap forced to do that deserves either a medal or hazardous duty pay.

Wonder if TSA administrator John Pistole's pistol would even show up on the full body scanner or be of sufficient caliber to grab onto in a pat down.

White House eunuchs announced they don't care whose privates are violated this Thanksgiving season.

If to be subjected to a government mandated "groin check" in an airport, dependent upon what the attendant looked like, one conducted by the opposite gender would be preferable. And if conducted in privacy, there better be candelight and soft music playing in the background.

How come a potential airline passenger merely asserting his right to genital self determination by informing the TSA screener of the penalty for sexual assault is threatened with a $10,000 fine but the same government leveling such a charge likely gives more than this in handout benefits to undocumented foreigners violating our borders? Where are the babykillers now when their mantra of “keep your laws of my body” could finally be applied in an appropriate context?

If TSA perverts are so obsessed with groins, hopefully they'll get whacked down below by one of the kids these goons are molesting with Obama's blessing.

As a former member of an organization of revolutionary Hispanosupremacists, the government approved molestation of Americans is likely the first time ever that the mayor of LA has rushed to defend "law enforcement" or orderly passage through a border checkpoint.

For now, if Americans do not want to endure the trauma of a government sanctioned molestation, they can circumvent airport security by driving to their respective destinations. However, in the future, what is to prevent this simple act itself from being categorized as an act of terrorism in a manner similar to how having a screwdriver in your possession when pulled over by police can result in allegations of harboring burglary tools? More importantly, electric cars will probably force those desiring to travel long distances to fly anyway since no automobile will have enough power to go very far from the driver's respective residence.

An overly zealous Facebook evangelist has posted that a Christian would not allow themselves to be subjected to TSA security screenings. Is it going to be insinuated eventually that a Christian that has consented to such a search is not really a Christian or has fallen into a state of apostasy? In regards to some of these matters in terms of the individual adult, don’t Christians have the prerogative to follow their own conscience?

Here is an example. In the Old Testament, the census was frowned upon by God, but in the New Testament the reader finds that it was compliance with a census that brought Mary and Joseph to the city of Bethlehem. So did Jesus spring from the womb of one heretic and was raised as the stepson (for lack of a better term) in the house of another?

Those with courage enough to stand up to these most outrageous of bodily violations should be heralded However, the hand of fellowship should not be removed from those that decide to pursue another course of action when presented with these unacceptable choices.

The head of the TSA has lamented the disrespect travelers have shown to airport screeners. Unless their groins have been stroked and their breasts fondled, in comparison to this mistreatment inflicted upon American airline passengers, these bureaucrats have very little to complain about.

by Frederick Meekins

Hobbit Producers Denounced As Racist For Insisting That Ancient Celtic Characters Look White

How is Hillary's gathering of intelligence on world leaders any different than what nations have always done to each other? Perhaps Wikilieaks should be more concerned about the mobile X-ray vans that can see whatever your doing in your house from playfully smacking your spouse's backside to scratching your own.

Flock Of Dollies Engineered To Work Out Kinks In Cloning Process

Not sure cracking down on Wikilinks as a terrorist organization is a good idea. What is to prevent this category suspending regular legal protections from then being imposed upon any organization that embarrasses or exposes government shenanigans?

Pentagon brass for the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell insist taking it in the rear will bring no harm to the military. Inflamed anal tissues prove otherwise.

Since his wife supports gays in the military, wonder how long before John McCain changes his position in order to keep getting nookie from the little woman.

The premiere of the animated series Young Justice, about the sidekicks of DC comics superheroes, dealt with a clandestine lab run by a secret society genetically engineering monsters beneath Washington, DC. Probably more truth to that plot than most realize.

School Considers Banning Writing Implements As Weapons

Of course, I guess a laptop or IPAD automatically defies the laws of gravity and cannot be used to whack someone over the head.