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Monday, April 30, 2012

Of all the female characters on the roster of the Avengers the past five decades, isn't Black Widow a bit mundane? Wouldn't the Scarlet Witch or even the Wasp (who was an original member of the group) be more interesting choices?

Duck Dynasty has got to be the most pointless program in the A&E Reality lineup. It just doesn't have the same kind of purpose to the episodes as Swamp People or Billy the Exterminator.

Audio: Leftist Commemoration Undermines Resolve Against Terror

Friday, April 27, 2012

Biden Announces Obama Has A Big Stick

YahooNews.com Some headlines write themselves and can't be ignored.

Was There A Proverbial Negro In George Zimmerman’s Woodpile?

Will Egypt Legalize Necrophilia?

State Department Denies Terrorism Still Exists

WashingtonExaminer.com If the War on Terror is over as one State Department functionary proclaimed, shouldn't we abolish the more one...

Occutards Threaten May Day Rampage

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

If Obama is so concerned about preventing atrocities, shouldn't a marine stating he would not follow unlawful orders be applauded rather than punished?

The DC sustainability plan calls for roof top agriculture. What makes you think these ghetto dwellers will grow vegetables? Many of them won't even pick up the trash that blows into their miniscule yards.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Rush Limbaugh insists New York Times staff on the verge of losing their pensions are getting what they deserve because of what the journalists have written over the years and for how they have voted. One could make a similar argument regarding Limbaugh’s deafness and cardiac events in light of his struggle with drug abuse.

Watching the Price Is Right, one should not be assaulted by Earth Day propaganda. One of the eco-conscious showcases featured a trip (no doubt consuming unnecessary fossil fuels) to the Spotted Dog Cafe. The establishment not only sounds like a place President Obama would like to eat but also what he would like to order from the menu.

And how does Rush Limbaugh suggest the aged unable to work or forced from gainful employment by physically superior youth pay for healthcare? And don’t tell me they should have saved enough by then. I know of someone whose nursing home care is $9000 per month. Most of us never even make that much per month. Should those of us that never will forfeit our right or privilege of continued existence?

The GSA spent $7000 on sushi in Las Vegas. If you are going to blow that much on seafood, at least make sure it is cooked.

DC Mayor Plans Environmental Dictatorship

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Are Smart Meters The First Step Towards UN Energy Control

Monday, April 23, 2012

Feminist Theologian Suggests Jesus A Hermaphrodite

Is Earth Day A Death Cult Liturgy?

The Washington Times

Trayvonites Flagellate Caucasian

MyFoxChicago.com

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

If elections are now decided as to which candidate mistreats canines the least, Obama won't be the only one eating dog.

Ted Nugent may have gone a little overboard in his monologue about chopping heads come election day & how his life would end if he did not get the results he desired. However, the rocker was absolutely correct that the government is "wiping its ass" with the Constitution.

If suicide bombers don't want their remains photographed, perhaps they ought not to blow themselves to smithereens.

If harlotry is legal in these Third World countries, foreigners should be no more outraged over the Secret Service prostitution scandal than over these UN bureaucrats that don't pay their NYC traffic & parking tickets

Regarding the Violence Against Women Act up for reauthorization before Congress. Firstly, unless there is companion legislation specially protecting men, this law technically violates the Equal Protection Clause of the U.S. Constitution. Secondly, since these crimes occur within the border of one particular state, why should they be of national federal concern?

If you are what you eat & Obama ate dog as a child, does that make Obama a little bitch?

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Penguin Assassin Assaults Gingrich

Whoring Secret Service Agents Deserve No More Respect Than Drunken Paper Pushers

Sean Hannity is apprehensive about discussing the Secret Service prostitute scandal because of deep respect he possesses for the agency. ...

I guess there is a degree of solace knowing that the Secret Service agents had a thing for firey Latin women rather than that bizarre clown fetish over there at the GSA.

An editorial in the 4/6/12 issue of America: The National Catholic Weekly condemns Stand Your Ground Laws. Does this mean the papal security detail intends to renounce physical weapons and defend the life of the pontiff with only prayer and rational persuasion?

Monday, April 16, 2012

Secret Service Agents Not The Only Reprobate Americans Rampaging In Columbia

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Have Dinosaurs Conquered The Universe?

Trayvonites Attack White Citizen Foiling Black Mugger

Thursday, April 12, 2012

The special prosecutor in the Trayvon Martin case snidely remarked that, unless one has been involved in a similar kind of case, we mere serfs can't possibly understand the complexity of the issues involved. So perhaps George Zimmerman should point out that, unless a rampaging is beating your head against concrete, you can't possibly understand the necessity of defending yourself with such decisive force.

Trayvon Martin's father says he will continue to march until the right thing is done. Does that include a not guilty verdict being returned by the jury? Or is this code that that their will be rampaging in the streets should the one other than the verdict wanted by the mob be handed down?

Militant Lesbian Tells Dedicated Mothers To Sit Down & Shut Up

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

If Cuban Americans rampage in the streets wanting to deny the expression of ideas that they oppose, what makes them really all that different at their core than the dictator they claim to oppose? It’s just that they have not yet been able to violently put down their adversaries. So I guess the moral of the story is that opposing anyone opposing the prevailing ideological consensus should have an array of persecutions inflicted upon them ranging from outright existential liquidation to the deprivation of livelihood. Granted, the Florida Marlins are well within their rights contractually to dismiss an employee propagating an embarrassing message. However, one would think a group claiming to know the pains resulting from a disregard for freedom would be a bit more reluctant imposing a blossoming tyranny of their own.

If he said it as reported, Rep. Allan West is likely correct that a sizable percentage of congressional Democrats are probably Communists.

Jesse Jackson Insinuates Jesus Would Defecate On Police Cruisers

The news was in an uproar over the death of 8 illegals in a Texas traffic accident. Are local auto wrecks with a similar fatality tabulation broadcast across the nation? If so, are we also obligated to wring our hands over the economic status of such victims if they are run of the mill Americans?

If you are on the verge of rampaging in the streets over what some baseball manager says, you have way too much time on your hands.

Mayor Bloomberg has announced a campaign to abolish Stand Your Ground Laws across the countries that allow the individual to defend themselves against violent assault. As a mere municipal official, what business is it of Bloomberg what the laws are in another state. Perhaps rural sheriffs should now interject themselves into the policies decisions of Babylon on the Hudson. And if the average citizen cannot protect themselves with firearms, why ought police be permitted to?

Holder Praises Sharpton For Bringing America To The Brink Of Violent Upheaval

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Baltimore Law Enforcement Lackadaisical Regarding Attacks Upon Whites

Eric Holder has assured that Americans feel the pain of Trayvon Martin's parents. How about the pain of the White child set afire for daring the answer a Black history question? How about the pain of the elderly White man in Ohio nearly kicked to death by rampaging Trayvonites? Or how about the pain of the elderly couple driven from their home as a result of inaccurate tweets on the part of Spike Lee and Roseanne Barr? But I guess the victims of these crimes insufficiently resemble the visage of our exalted leader.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Scrotum Attack Victim Taken To The Ball Hospital

White House Guests Invited To Play With Obama Balls

USA Today Was former Congressman Wiener asked if he wanted to dribble the Obama balls?

Monday, April 09, 2012

Black Panthers Threaten Bloodshed

Examiner.com But who will be left to pay the welfare handouts?

Did Passengers Aboard A South Korean Airliner Encounter A UFO?

Youths laying on the ground to block access to the Sanford, Florida police department should have been run over by the paddy wagon. These pissants weren't even arrested. So if it's okay to block entrance to a police station, why not an abortion clinic?

School Condemns Depiction Of Traditional Family As Obscene

Washington Times

Sunday, April 08, 2012

A yahoo headline condescendingly quips that Thomas Kincaid drew many fans but few critical raves. Wouldn't you rather rake in a fortune rather than snooty accolades? Most art critics are leftwing deviants anyway. Nearly everyone has heard of Thomas Kincaid. How many foo-foo art critics can you name? Thomas Kincaid's art emphasized the good, the true, and the beautiful. Most contemporary art emphasizes despair, the degraded, and the profane.

Saturday, April 07, 2012

Ameritopia by Mark Levin

Friday, April 06, 2012

I guess Obama won't call the elderly gentleman beat up by the Trayvonites because the hoodlums look like Obama's sons if Obama had them and I guess the old man didn't look enough like Obama's grandpa (at least the one left behind in the mud hut).

Eco-Nazis To Herd Remaining Humans Into Concentrated Areas (One Might Say Camps)

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Trayvonites Beset Upon Elderly Caucasian In Revenge For Their Fallen Messiah

Hardcore Calvinists claim their system is not about works as the route to salvation. Yet the most strident of this persuasion insist one is not even a Christian if one does not agree with them regarding matters not even directly related to Christology or soteriology.

Turning up the AC and turning down the heat defeats the purpose of having AC and heat.

Burger King has been condemned for featuring a Black singer in a commercial about fried chicken. Diversitymongers claims a stereotype was promoted as a result. There is no winning with these people. If one had produced an advertisement featuring White folks, these malcontents would be all uppity about that.

Clucking Biddies Henpeck President

At a White House forum on woman's issues where President Obama was to be henpecked by a bunch of clucking biddies, he announced that hi...

Thursday, April 05, 2012

New Yorkers Urged To Curtail Thoughts Of Dinosaurs, Aliens, Birthdays & Halloween

ABCNews.com In other words, anything worth thinking about.

Food Fascists Want Ice Cream Trucks Banned

MyFoxDc.com So in leftwing hovels where such a policy is implemented along with medical marijuana dispensaries, the Good Humor Man will be...

Octomom On $2000 Per Month Of Foodstamps

TheBlaze.com An integral part of Obamacare is the curtailment of medical procedures to those deemed to be a poor return on the investment...

If Obama mouthpieces are now handing down edicts as to what genders should be admitted to the membership of a private country club, how long will it be until federal officials are telling you what genders may occupy your church pulpit? Will Obama demand men be granted access to female gyms and aerobics classes?

Just for spite Eric Holder should have turned in a 6 pages double spaced analysis on Judicial Review rather than 3 pages single spaced.

"The Freedom Manifesto" by Steve Forbes

"It's Never To Late To Be What You Might Have Been"

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Arizona Legislature Vows To Outlaw The Internet

Bedbugs Infest School

wtae.com Yet another reason to consider homeschooling.

Scarlet Woman Dismounts The Protobeast: Oprah Distances Herself From Obama

GSA Blows Fortune On Clowns & Psychics

So would those sitting on the Obamacare death panel ever decide their own loved ones lacked sufficient social utility to warrant medical intervention?

Former LDS Bishop Mitt Romney Stumped By Question On Mormon Theology

DailyCaller.com

Monday, April 02, 2012

To get to the resting place of the Titanic, wouldn't James Cameron have had to use that thing technology that he badmouthed up one side and down the other in Avatar?

Government Asserts Right To Expose Your Privates

Chinese Scarf Down Urine-Soaked Eggs

Sunday, April 01, 2012

Katy Perry Wears Sports Bra To Kids Choice Awards

yahoo.com Interestingly, still not as offensive as her sex with aliens video.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Linguistic Prudes Fly Into Outrage Over The Letter "N"

Huffington Post

Will Montel Williams Become A DC Drug Pimp

Quaker Oats Mascot Redesigned For Being Too Old & Fat

Yahoo News Atlantic Wire Next we will hear that the character is too White.

Civil rights icons have certainly deteriorated over the decades. Started out with a little old lady that bravely wouldn't give up her seat to now a pissant thug slamming someone's head against the sidewalk.

The 3/30/12 episode of Fringe featured a Sumerian cult obsessed with directed transgenic evolution for the purposes of bringing about the New World Order. Will mostly likely be the last season of this series. There is only so much truth elites will allow. Like how no one will ever see again the episode of The Lone Gunman that predicted the flying of a jetliner into a skyscraper.

Friday, March 30, 2012

The March 2012 issue of the journal Teaching Philosophy featured an article titled “Can Christians Be Philosophy Professors.” Would a similar article be published asking the same of other world religions such as Judaism, Buddhism or Islam?

So with certain supermarket chains eliminating so-called “pink slime” from their meat products, will prices go higher and move America closer to being an economy where the masses are denied access to regular meat?

For it being an occupation one goes into following considerable deliberation rather than like the rest of us that have to settle for whatever drudgery we fall into or face starvation and homelessness, teachers certainly do gripe inordinately.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

If a depressed father kills his kids, would he get a free pass from the loony bin to attend church?

The extent of Andrea Yates religious participation should be a worn Bible tossed into her padded cell.

Zimmerman's Father Realizes Obama Might Be The Biggest Hater Of The All

The children of Andrea Yates are unable to attend church because they were killed by their mother. So why should she be granted that privilege?

Marko Rubio is being considered for the Vice Presidency in part because he can allegedly bring in the Hispanic vote. Had anyone considered the importance of solidifying the “White Vote”? Does anyone realize that if Rubio shoots a Black man, given Rubio’s light pigmentation, he’d likely be considered a “White Hispanic”?

Obama Doesn't Give A Flip About Murdered British Teens

FreeRepublic.com

Time Magazine Advocates Abolishing Self Defense In Name Of Racial Enlightenment

WMAL's Chris Plant pointed out that federal Hate Crimes laws fail to mention White Heterosexuals.

Black Rabblerouser Threatens Riot If Welfare Benefits Cut

TheBlaze.com Am not sure what's more shocking: the threat of violence or that one of these deadbeats would actually get off their back...

DC Mayor Vincent Gray is justifying the erection of additional speed and red light cameras as way to protect bicyclists. Will cameras also be set up to protect motorists and especially perambulating pedestrians from narcissistic bicyclists that just as blatantly flout the standards of vehicular propriety and decorum?

If one of the Supreme Court's most formidable minds panics at the overwhelming length of Obamacare, just think what it does to the rest of us.

Wearing a hoody doesn't make you a hoodlum. However, vandalizing your school and slamming someone's head against the concrete certainly does.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Witchcraft Sparks Increase In British Child Abuse

Huffington Post

Muslim Sympathizer Heads CIA Counterterrorism Operations

Praying Muslim Allows Patient To Die

Do those insisting the impropriety of government compelling the individual to pay for health insurance also hold to the position that it is improper for government and fellow citizens to pick up the medical bills of those being financially irresponsible by not purchasing health insurance?

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