The Epistolizer

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

If the Michelle Obama $50,000 lingerie shopping spree is true, talk about lipstick on a pig.

Who is the greater fearmonger? Is it the person warning of pending cataclysm and by so doing allowing those hearing the warning to potentially escape the tragedy or prepare for the upheaval? Or is it the person that repeatedly emphasizes the glories of predestination and the erroneous assumptions about free choice? Because if there is no choice there is nothing that can be done about it anyway.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Stream Of Consciousness Observations Regarding The 2012 State Of The Union

Obama insists he doesn't want our energy needs linked to unstable parts of the world. Then why did he veto the Keystone Oil Pipeline? ...

Casa de Maryland had initially challenged the validity of signatures collected in opposition to the Dream Act. Interestingly, illegal alien front groups like that organization tend to denounce proof of ID in order to vote.

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If students are allowed to violate established grooming standards for Locks Of Love, does that mean they can cuss out the teacher in the name of Terrets awareness?

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Friday, January 27, 2012

Is Fran Drescher's Irritating Screech An Extraterrestrial Psychological Warefare Experiment?

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The American Worldview Chronicle, January 2012

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American Worldview Chronicle, January 2012

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Christmas Irritants Pervasive

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Use to be during the Christmas season in modern America, if the individual wanted a little buzz during the holidays, they would slip a bit o...

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Scientists have discovered that, through the application of certain hormones, they can activate dormant genes in an ant's genome to create monstrosities of enhanced ability. Wonder how long until they attempt to do the same thing to human embryos in the attempt to create the supersoldiers of the future.

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So if camera are going to record motorists driving recklessly around school buses, how about cameras recording reckless school bus drivers? I guess leftists insist we can't assail the ineptitude of these education professionals either.

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Interesting some that would denounce Glenn Beck as a danger because the broadcaster urges the stockpiling of provisions during a time of upheaval have little problem positively extolling ministries that hint at a desire to curtail the constitutional liberties of those that differ over matters of soteriology, Christology, and ecclesiology.

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In last year's State of the Union, Obama promised high speed rail for all Americans. Maybe this year it will be Commodore 64's, Atari Game sets, and Sony Walkmans.

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If airport scanners detect a suspicious spot located around the knee, is there any legitimate reason why the crotch needs to be molested?

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Would the Ku Klux Klan be permitted to camp for an extended period in DC parks the way the Occupy pustules have?

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Solar Ejaculate Hurls Towards Earth

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Apparently Steven Tyler's fame is not based on musical ability but for resembling one of those freakish marionnette's from Jim Henson's The Dark Crystal.

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Will Female Lego Men Compel Young Girls To Stick Fingers Down Their Throats?

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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Canada to grant China Keystone Pipeline Oil. No doubt the real reason Obama vetoes the project.

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Given their mindset, it's a wonder that supporters of the bag tax allow those of us below them on the social ladder to select our own foods or even eat. Think that such a claim is outlandish? It is only a matter of time. It's just that those that can't get their minds around the concept "just don't like change" to quote one bag tax proponent.

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Insisting that the residents of Montgomery County, Maryland shouldn't complain about a five cent bag tax because a twenty cent one is being proposed in Virginia is almost akin to saying Black folks shouldn't complain about being forced to the back of the bus in the American south because Jews were forced into boxcars in Germany.

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Friday, January 20, 2012

The cover of the Jan 2012 issue of The Freeman insists that "Tough On Immigration Is Tough On Economic Growth". Would the analysts writing the article feel that way if foreign academics would do their particular jobs for less or moved nearly half of a village into a house next door to these particular eggheads.

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Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Old Retcon Bait & Switch

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A number of the ultrapious are attempting to promote the notion that if there are no godly candidates running in an election, then the true ...

Audio: DC Grants Rats More Rights Than The Unborn

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

If Paula Deen had admitted to AIDS and been known to promote a life of promiscuity, would proponents of abstinence be permitted on the airwaves to heap condemnatory statements of "We told you so" upon her?

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The lamentation that America is so far gone that the only hope is for foreign missionaries to rescue us undermines the professed Calvinism of the individual making the plea. If things are already predetermined with man unable to exert any influence one way or the other, missionary work is the equivalent of flatulence in a wind tunnel. Furthermore, if one is going to sneer down one's nose in condemnation of their fellow Americans and claim that only foreigners (who are often more debauched than Americans) are the only ones that can drag us out of our cultural mire, aren't you as condemned as the rest of us for simply talking and not really doing?

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The same elites condemning Burger Kings new delivery service are the same ones thinking they are so important that they can't be bothered going to the supermarket so they acquire victuals via Peapod.

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Interesting some of those going on months prior in condemnation of those skipping church Christmas day are themselves exhibiting far more knowledge and enthusiasm for postseason football than self-professed rigorous adherents of the alleged Sabbath really ought.

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

It is doubtful beheadings across the country were committed by redheaded Irishmen or pale blonde Swedes.

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Monday, January 16, 2012

Pastor Greg Locke tweets that if you attend an all White church, that doesn’t proclaim an all nation’s Gospel. But a White church should alter its liturgy or order of service to allow Blacks to jump all over the pews instead of reverently sit in them.

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If you gripe about a church being all White, aren't you the one considering the color of skin rather than content of character?

Rats Granted More Rights In DC Than Unborn Children

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A law has been enacted by the DC city council not only requiring that must most forms of rodentine vermin be captured for rerelease, but tha...

If a minister says that in terms of news, the truth lies somewhere between Fox and NPR, then why can't it be assumed that in regards to Christianity that the truth lies somewhere in between the poles of Independent Fundamentalism and Roman Catholicism rather than solely alone with one or the other?

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Some are quite worked up as to whom took out an Iranian nuclear scientist. Would you rather we strategically eliminate those plotting our destruction or prefer that your loved ones and everything you have ever known be incinerated at 10,000 degrees. Or perhaps an electromagnetic pulse set off in the atmosphere wiping out the vast majority of our electronics. We would be reduced to such such a medieval state that you would wish you had been incinerated at 10,000.

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Bobble-Heading Blacks Berate Gingrich For Lack Of Pandering

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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Why Shouldn't The Amish Have To Obey The Law Like Everybody Else?

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By refusing to obey the law requiring them to put orange triangles on the back of their buggies, the members of one Amish sect in Kentucky a...

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

If Todd Palin had been the failed Vice Presidential candidate of the last election, would anyone care whom Sarah was endorsing?

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

If one is for the bag tax, doesn't one also have to praise increased fuels costs and taxes? Or do we only support fiscal punishments when they impact the vices and extravagances of others?

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Constitution does not compel you to vote for members of theologically aberrant sects. Nor does it forbid you from voting for members of theologically aberrThe ant sects. Nor does the document proscribe taking away the property or liberties of theologically aberrant sects as certain Reconstructionists hint at but don't really come out and admit directly but who often threaten you if you point out the implications of their ideology.

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Buchanan Ousted From MSNBC For Defending White America

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Monday, January 09, 2012

Haley Barbour Soft On Crime

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Would he have released these individuals if they had brutalized his own family?

Audio: Christmas Billboards Point In The Culture War's Direction

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Snatching Cherokee baby from adoptive White parents justified on the grounds of "cultural preservation". And what does that consist of, standing in the welfare line stone drunk?

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If American Indians are now allowed to steal babies they have abandoned from White people, why ought we to give a flip how Indians were mistreated centuries ago?

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Nobel Committee Concluded Lord Of The Rings Wasn't A Good Story

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Krisy McNichol admits to being a lesbian. Didn't most deduce this about 30 + years ago? Even as a wee tot, I thought she was a dude.

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Saturday, January 07, 2012

Christmas Billboards Point In The Culture War's Direction

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Christmas is the time of year when the thoughts of most Americans grow to be at their most devout. It is increasingly the time of year that...

Cardinal Shouldn't Apologize For Comparing Gay Parade To Klan Rally

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Friday, January 06, 2012

Shouldn't You Expect To Be Shot For Waving A Gun At Cops?

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Yet another piece of common sense that doesn't apply since an Hispanic is involved.

Dead Girl Found On Queen's Estate

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Wonder if someone forgot to cover up one of their Bohemian Grove-type rituals?

To those lacking perceptual awareness beyond the obvious or to ratiocinate beyond what their betters allow, a five cent bag tax doesn't sound like much. However, to those of us that eat at home and don't stuff our gullets with restaurant swill, that will amount to hundreds of dollars per year. Oh well, just take it out of what you would put into your church collection plate. If we are told in the NT that government is a ministry of God, than any of the taxes going into the state coffers are a part of your tithe. It is not your fault if the state takes up the entire 10%.

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WorldNetDaily revealed that there are over 30 terrorist training facilities in the United States. Still don't think Jihadists are a threat, Dr. Paul?

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A news report claimed Michael Vick's jersey is among the most popular. Unless you are buying it for your dog to urinate on, what person in their right mind would want one?

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Wednesday, January 04, 2012

So would a graduate of an actual school called Bastyr University be called a "Bastyrd"

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Anti-military propagandists have latched onto the fact that the murderer of a park ranger in Washington State was an Iraqi war veteran. Mark my words. Some human filth will eventually be saying she got exactly what she deserved as a government employee.

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If the murderer of the park ranger had been a professor of naturalistic evolution or postmodern literary criticism, would the media continually beat that aspect of the scumbags background into our heads?

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If one is going to couch one's opposition to Bachman & Gingrich from the standpoint of feigned sophistication by going on how their experience has only been in the House of Representatives rather than as a Senator or Governor and thus are unqualified to be President, shouldn't you be consist and come out against Ron Paul as well?

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Aren't you giving back to the COMMUNITY each time you pay your own bills since you are taking the pressure off assorted charitable organizations or government agencies to do so?

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If a PSA is instructing us to intervene whenever we see someone doing something that could start a forest fire, is there going to be an accompanying clarification allowing us to fill their backsides full of buckshot when the offender turns around and threatens our lives?

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If Dr. Dobson steps forward to tell us whom to vote for, spend your money on a worthy cause other than Focus On The Family, namely your own bills.

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If the government is going out of its way to deny rumors that Obama once traveled on an interplanetary indoctrination mission to Mars, doesn't that statement increase the likelihood that he actually may have?

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Social conservatives should pick their own candidates and not allow Dr. Dobson to do so for them.

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An effusively pious associate is aghast that Gingrich is seeking "revenge" over verbal distortions propagated by Romney regarding the former Speaker of the House. It is the associate's contention that such an attitude is not Biblical or Christlike. Yet, most positions held by Ron Paul is accepted nearly as Holy Writ. So I ask is advocating the legalization of hardcore narcotics Biblical and Christlike?

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Deng Xiaoping is a chain-smoking communist dwarf : the sayings of Pat Buchanan

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Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Santorum's Nephew Votes Ron Paul

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Perhaps the family should have the brat drug tested.

If Iowa is "too White and Evangelical" to be considered a legitimate measure of political opinion, then shouldn't the same be said of congressional districts gerrymandered to placate agitated racialist minorities?

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If Andrea Mitchell thinks there are "too many White Evangelicals" in Iowa, perhaps she should be told there are "too many Jews" in the upper reaches of the banking industry.

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The terror of history : on the uncertainties of life in Western civilization

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Other than the hired help, how many Blacks or Hispanics were seen on Andrea Mitchell's & hubby Alan Greenspan's street this past election cycle?

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Truth be told, most honest, upstanding Black folks would probably prefer to live in an area that was "too White & Evangelical" as well.

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If Iowa is "too White and Evangelical", it sounds like it might be a delightful place to live.

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The age of wonder : how the romantic generation discovered the beauty and terror of science

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Isn't it speaking ill of another Republican to speak about another Republican speaking ill of another Republican?

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Monday, January 02, 2012

The new California booster seat law has little to do with child safety but more about a financially destitute state scraping the bottom of the barrel for an additional source of revenue.

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Profilers insist that the LA arsonist is likely a White male of low intelligence. If so certain can it be bluntly stated in establishmentarian media that terrorists are likely overly degreed Muslims or that most looters tend to be minorities receiving public assistance handouts?

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Sunday, January 01, 2012

Pope Thumbs Nose At Catholics Loyal From The Start By Pandering To Married Anglican Clergy

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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

A Wide Variety Of Jugs Openly Displayed At Target

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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Child Dismembered In Sex Offender Colony

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Was Santa Gunmen A Disguised Muslim?

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Interesting how Bob Beckel downplays the number of millionaires in Congress but wants the funds snatched from millionaires found in more productive sectors of society.

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Zany Might Be An Improvement

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Romney insists in regards to Gingrich that "zany is not what we need in a President". By that, one must assume Romney considers...

Same Sex Couples Shouldn't Be Considered Families Because In Most Instances They Aren't Technically Married

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Those in an uproar over Christmas' alleged pagan origins need to be reminded that not all of paganism was about orgies and child sacrifice.

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Often, it is insisted that one must use the phraseology "Happy Holidays" in order to avoid excluding New Year's Day. However, don't the advertisements exclaiming "Now that the Holidays are over" prove that such linguistic manipulation is just at attempt to avoid saying Christmas?

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Monday, December 26, 2011

The Ron Paul of the disputed newsletters is a more respectable figure than the dope peddling peacenik of this election cycle.

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Tragic Story Exhibits Elitist Tone

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A story regarding a Conn. fire claiming the lives of three children exudes the tone that the tragedy is some how compounded that the mother ...

Leftist Episcopals Support The Defilement Of Everyone Else's Property But Their Own

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Sunday, December 25, 2011

For as many years that transpire between each Mission Impossible movie, Tom Cruise will likely be strolling around in a wheelchair at an assisted living facility by the time the next one is released.

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Anyone lecture these Occupy Wall Street Beatniks about giving back to the COMMUNITY? They don't even have the decency to hold their bowels in public.

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Regarding the "giving back to the COMMUNITY" drivel. The average person does that everyday they go to work, pay their taxes, occasionally slip something into the collection plate at church, and doesn't rampage in the streets like this Occupy Wallstreet & Air Jordan mobs.

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Friday, December 23, 2011

New Yorker Cartoon Exposes Bias & Not Historical Realities

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It has been observed that often a picture is worth a thousand words. By this, it is meant that often a witty image can more quickly convey ...

With lines 200 deep waiting for them, one must ask how long until ghetto dwellers start shooting each other over the new Air Jordans.

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Thursday, December 22, 2011

Back On The Road To Serfdom

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Electricity Source Likely Puts Chicken Sh-t Grin On Jailbirds' Faces

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Should Shop With A Cop programs where "underprivileged" youngsters go Christmas shopping with a law enforcement officer be for 16 year olds whose parents make nearly $40,000? This is a bigger joke than Angel Tree for the jailbirds kids.

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A group of adulterers have put up a billboard endorsing Newt Gingrich. The pothead vote goes to Ron Paul, but they are probably too stoned to erect a billboard.

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There is no definitive way to determine definitively whether the Shroud of Turin belonged to Jesus Christ or that era's version of Charles Manson.

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If one is going to be outspoken about one's disdain for Christmas cards with the image of the Christ Child on them as violating prohibitions against graven images, one also has to come out in opposition to Nativity displays and Sunday School Christmas pageants.

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Yuletide Terror & Other Holiday Horrors

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