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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

The "gates of heaven" scene in the film adaptation of Voyage of the Dawn Treader was quite moving. Some of the ultrapious will probably lecture the rest of us as to the shortcomings of the characters for preferring to return to the regular world rather than adventuring on to "Aslan's country" when provided with the opportunity. However, perhaps the greater truth is that we do not desire such a pilgrimage before it is our intended time.

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Monday, December 27, 2010

If Ed Rendell thinks it is wussification to cancel a game for count of snow, perhaps he will slip on the ice and shatter a hip or have a loved one die in a traffic accident on an iced road.

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Would Obama even give a tinker's darn about Michael Vick if that piece of NFL ghetto trash wasn't Black?

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Obama congratulates Michael Vick. So in Il Duce's eyes, some dogs are not worthy of the love lavished upon the Kennedy son of a bitch living at the White House.

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Sunday, December 26, 2010

National Shrine Altar

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Quite revealing that the scenes in 24 that liberals object to are those where Jack Bauer is socking it to terrorists rather than ones where a representative of the government is seizing property from innocent civilians as epitomized by Bauer's carjacking of the waitress in season 1.

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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Is sickening the hoops one has to jump through just to sell second hand junk and crafts at a flea market in a way that doesn't bring the jackboots knocking down the door.

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Tax codes have almost next to nothing to do about raising revenue. Rather, they are nooses stangling the last glimmers of independence and self-sufficiency from people that are no longer free but not yet quite aware of that grim truth.

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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Would Deficit Panel Impose Sanctions Upon Itself?

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The deficit reduction commission was a panel charged with suggesting way to curtail America’s decline into paupery. Foremost among these r...

A hyperfundamentalist has posted that holiness is legalism to the liberal. However, not all examples of legalism equate with misunderstood holiness. Wearing a ball cap with the brim forward or a collared shirt only makes you a person wearing a cap with a brim forward of a collared shirt. If you are aroused over a shirt without a collar with all other significant portions of the anatomy concealed, you are the one with the serious mental problem.

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An article in an edition of Nieman Reports, a publication of a journalism foundation at Harvard, titled "There's More To Being A Journalist Than Hitting The Publish Button" laments how the rise of blogs and social media has resulted in "ignorance, anger, and anti-elitism". In other words, the duped masses simply doing as they are told are on the verge of dwindling.

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Afrosupremacists Condemn Haley Barbour

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Ragheads Target Food Supply

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Government Hints At Expanding The Definition Of Actionable Child Abuse

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Monday, December 20, 2010

Garbagemen Trained As FBI Spies

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Deer Rescuers Fined For Exposing Fire Department Cowardice

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Christmas Polar Bear

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Delaware Church

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Congressman Threatens Violence Unless Free Speech Abolished

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Did Anti-Defamation League Get Ventura FEMA Expose Flushed Down The Memory Hole

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Given that Jews don't usually fair to well in mass detention facilities, you'd think they'd want this kind of reality exposed.

Mt. Olivet Cemetary Chapel

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Advent Lutheran Church

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Red Zion Church

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Cogitating Gnomes

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Elven Sock Monkeys

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Cops Detain Man Freed By Court, Court Not Overly Concerned

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Saturday, December 18, 2010

Michael Vick wants a dog. If sex offenders that have served their sentences are relegated to tent cities on the outskirts of society in order to protect children from these perverts reoffending, then this piece of human excrement (who doesn't even rise to the level of a son of a bitch since that would be an insult to canines everywhere) shouldn't be allowed to have a dog.

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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Is The Periodic Table Fraudlent?

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In comments at the National Cathedral, theologian Harvey Cox remarked that the moving of the Spirit today eludes creedal formulation. Isn't that statement itself a creedal formulation?

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Obama Demands You Die In Place During A Nuclear Attack

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As they whisk his sorry rear to an undergound fortress. Many other countries have prepared such shelters for common citizens. But not the Un...

Obama Plots To Create Life In His Own Image

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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Does Prison Fellowship Give Christmas Gifts To Crime Victims' Children?

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The annual Prison Fellowship Angel Tree direct fundraising letter has arrived in the mailboxes of Christians across the nation. On a posit...

Father Accused Of Abuse For Feeding Children Organic Food

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Government Censors Ventura FEMA Camp Expose

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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Since TSA government molestors are sticking their hands into the underpants of airline passengers, if possible the victims should either urinate or release gas when they are attacked in this fashion.

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Liberals Pat Themselves On The Back For Allowing Blacks To Reside In Their Presence

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84 Million Mexicans To Be Granted Special Border Crossing Status

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In regards to the Department of Homeland Security program urging shoppers to report suspicious activity: are Americans going to be given guidelines of what to look for or are you going to get a knock at the door in the middle of the night because some pissant cashier thinks the quantity of a sale item you purchased is peculiarly large?

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Butch Napolitano wants the nation's shoppers to report suspicious activity they see taking place in the stores of America. Does this include procuring with Food Stamps the most expensive cuts of meat regular working people can't afford?

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Maybe John Boehner weeps when he thinks about America's children because he ponders the craphole futures they will likely have thanks in part to liberal harpies such as Barbara Walters & Joy Behar.

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If Barbara Walters thinks men shouldn't cry, perhaps we should return to the era where mouthy, uppity women like her got a good backhand across the side of the face for leaving the kitchen.

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Is Miley Cyrus A Dope Fiend?

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Innkeeper's Bad Press Not Necessarily Deserved

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As the opening act of the Greatest Story Ever Told, each character mentioned in the Christmas narrative has had a number of literary tra...
Monday, December 13, 2010

Regarding the church on Glenn Beck that was pressured by its pastor during a worship service into opening a homeless shelter in the congregation’s building, is the parish going to pick up the tab when members are stricken by pestilences such as Meningitis traced back to the vagrants brought in?

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All well and good that you cannot be constitutionally compelled to acquire health insurance to against your will. Just don’t constitutionally compel the rest of us to pick up the tab for your sorry rear’s bills when you haven’t paid a single penny into the insurance or public health system.

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Why should we adhere to Sharpton's interpretation on FCC regulations? He'd didn't even receive any theology training to be a minister.

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Did leftist hags Behar and Walters, who mocked John Behnner for crying, gripe about Nancy Pelosi's weeping over a situation she miscategorized historically in blaming 60's violence on conservatives rather than hippy scum like herself?

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George Washington University Endorses Shacking Up

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Friday, December 10, 2010

Contrary to Glenn Beck, not everything will be OK when the socio-economic collapse hits.

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Contrary to Glenn Beck, not everything will be OK when the socio-economic collapse hits.

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There probably is little need for Palin to go to Haiti. However, it's a bit of a stretch for a fanatic Reconstructionist to proffer this as evidence that Palin isn't a Christian. The fanatic interprets the junket as violating Matt 6 admonitions to give secretly. Couldn't one respond that this individual, constantly refuting the faith of others based on where we all fall short, in turn himself isn't a valid Christian because of the works-based righteousness of this particular aspiring religious demagogue?

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Harrison Ford's New York apartment for sale is 5,000 square feet with 4.5 bathrooms. Yet the aging thespian is a spokesman for a group called "Team Earth" that wants people to drive less and turn down our thermostats. Is Ford so full of it that it takes five toilets to handle what he's putting out? I guess his condo is so cold he has to try each commode until he finds one that doesn't freeze his backside.

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Interesting Glenn Beck gives us lengthy lectures now how we all now need to give up the excess things we have and how we are actually bad Americans if we are not gleeful about the bending socio-economic collapse but can himself go on fishing trips with billionaire CEO's.

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Thursday, December 09, 2010

Squirmy Urchin Needs Rear Smacked

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Food Nazis Ruin Cereal

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Who Is Firing Lasers At Airline Pilots?

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Not much point in getting all worked up over America's declining rank in terms of math & science education when the jobs have already gone overseas anyway.

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Oprah Denies Allegations Of Lesbianism

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Audio: Lessons In Apologetics #4: Pragmaticism & Combinationalism

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Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Saw on a Facebook ad that there is a Gay Men's Chorus of Washington. And how exactly is that policed to prevent heteros from joining? Thought what we did in the privacy of our bedrooms was no one's business.

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Should Immigrants Be Allowed To Maim, Rape & Kill In The Name Of "Culture"

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And what about American culture where such deadbeats were once quickly hung from a local tree?

Glenn Beck announced that a company controlled by the Russian government has acquired an interest in a U.S. uranium mine. Everyday it gets more and more like that dream sequence episode of Deep Space Nine where the Jem Hadar were pretty much handed free reign aboard the station with Starfleet’s blessing.

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In a state of emergency if government operatives come to confiscate the firearms of law abiding citizens, business end of said firearm should promptly be discharged into said operative.

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Government agencies geared towards “minority business development” are founded on two basic assumptions. 1. Minorities are either too deficient in terms of intellect or character to establish businesses on their own. 2. Color really does determine the quality of a product or service one is in the marketplace for.

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Government To Pay Nearly $300,000 To Undermine Rights Of White People

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As a compromise, neither the Ground Zero Mosque in New York nor the creation science Noah's Ark theme park in Kentucy should receive a single penny of tax support or incentive.

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The newest leftist euphemism designed to dupe churchgoers will be "prophetic environmentalism". Spotted the phrase in very small print in the classified section of the 11/30/10 issue of the Christian Century.

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Peeved Alpacas Boycott Renamed Parade

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Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Will Smallville's Replacement Glorify Outright Nephillim?

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Is George Lucas Plotting To Own The Dead?

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It has been reported that Glenn Beck is urging parents to pull students out of college. However, before doing so, it should be pointed out that not every dropout drunk with ADD ends up making $30 million per year. Fox News only has so many 5 pm host slots the network can pass around.

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Monday, December 06, 2010

Salvation Army Bells Deemed Offensive

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Giant, a prominent Washington DC area supermarket chain, has curtailed the number of days that the Salvation Army will be permitted to solic...

Is Wikileaks Founder Nothing But A Media Whore?

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Is National Park Service Undermining American History?

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Diversitymongers Insist White Students Should Be Denied The Right To Organize

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Thursday, December 02, 2010

Obama Plots To Abolosh Fossil Fuels

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Will NASA Make An Announcement Regarding An Arsenic-Dependent Lifeform

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Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Though not necessarily in favor of the change in policy, it is hard to make the case why queers shouldn’t be blown apart on the battlefield just like everybody else.

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Saw on Glenn Beck's twitter feed that he is at a book signing. Interesting how an autographed copy of his book doesn't constitute one of the unnecessary luxuries he now preaches against to shame us into forsaking.

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How is Hillary's gathering of intelligence on world leaders any different than what nations have always done to each other? Perhaps Wikilieaks should be more concerned about the mobile X-ray vans that can see whatever your doing in your house from playfully smacking your spouse's backside to scratching your own.

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Tweets Regarding Junk Touching

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Janet Napolitano received a security pat down. Poor sap forced to do that deserves either a medal or hazardous duty pay. Wonder if TSA adm...

Hobbit Producers Denounced As Racist For Insisting That Ancient Celtic Characters Look White

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How is Hillary's gathering of intelligence on world leaders any different than what nations have always done to each other? Perhaps Wikilieaks should be more concerned about the mobile X-ray vans that can see whatever your doing in your house from playfully smacking your spouse's backside to scratching your own.

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Flock Of Dollies Engineered To Work Out Kinks In Cloning Process

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Not sure cracking down on Wikilinks as a terrorist organization is a good idea. What is to prevent this category suspending regular legal protections from then being imposed upon any organization that embarrasses or exposes government shenanigans?

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Pentagon brass for the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell insist taking it in the rear will bring no harm to the military. Inflamed anal tissues prove otherwise.

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Since his wife supports gays in the military, wonder how long before John McCain changes his position in order to keep getting nookie from the little woman.

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The premiere of the animated series Young Justice, about the sidekicks of DC comics superheroes, dealt with a clandestine lab run by a secret society genetically engineering monsters beneath Washington, DC. Probably more truth to that plot than most realize.

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School Considers Banning Writing Implements As Weapons

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Of course, I guess a laptop or IPAD automatically defies the laws of gravity and cannot be used to whack someone over the head.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Mobile Homeland Security Scanners To Monitor Americans In Their Own Homes

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Liberal Lutherans Embrace Transhumanism

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Wonder if those gathered in Cancun, Mexico to plot ways to diminish our standard of living walked to the posh seaside resort.

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Monday, November 29, 2010

The Smithsonian is sponsoring an exhibit of homoerotic art with one of the photographs being of Ellen Degeneres grabbing her breasts. Don't know what the more shocking headline is: that the Smithsonian would sponsor such debauchery or that Ellen had any breasts worthy of artistic notice.

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Could it be that the outrage over the Wikileaks is not so much about how the disclosure hurts American diplomats but rather just how much our government is failing to protect the American people?

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Is Alien Space Worm Scheduled To Appear At The Ramada Inn?

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Global Elites Toiling In Cancun Plot To Retard Your Standard Of Living

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Heritage Foundation Warns Of Looming Electromagnetic Pulse Attack

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Will Immorality Sour The Tea Party?

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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

George Lopez to get divorced. Should his wife be permitted to repossess the kidney she donated to him?

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Monday, November 22, 2010

Huckabee advertised to be discussing TSA invasive investigation techniques with Whoopi Goldberg. Since when did she become one of our foremost thinkers in the fields of law, political science, or ethics?

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