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Friday, August 06, 2004

Washington's Top Cop Proposes City Of The Mole People

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The Cut-Throat World Of Professional Scrabble

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Dr. Phil Biased Against The Mentally Disturbed

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Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Are Dedicated Mothers The Next Threat To Homeland Security?: Nutty Professor Claims They Undermine Public Good

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Nation's Capital Becoming A Sniveling Police State

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Barney Fifes Refuse To Apologize For Mistaken Drug Raid: Consider Watermelon A Suspicious Veggie

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Raising More Than Your Right Hand: Gays Growing More Blatant In Their Heterophobia

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For the past several decades, the steady stream of sodomite propaganda has assured us that all gays want is a bit of privacy since what one...
Thursday, July 29, 2004

Democrats Grovel For Hispanic Votes

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Democrats Get Religion (Or At Least Their Own Warped Version Of It)

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Pompous Germans Giggle At American Girth: Subway Sandwiches Panders To European Anti-Americanism

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Sunday, July 25, 2004

"Intentional Community" Latest Euphemism For Stinky, Filthy Communes

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Treasonous California Democrats Dis Vietnam War Hero & Independence Day: Back Hispanic Holiday Instead

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Friday, July 23, 2004

Missing Woman's Husband A Luncatic Streaker

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Thought Police Patrol America's Churches

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Thursday, July 22, 2004

If All Else Fails, Blame Whitey: Caucasians At Fault For Global Warming

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"He's Dead, Jim": Trek Composer Jerry Goldsmith Passes

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Next Trek Movie Based On Entirely New Set Of Characters

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Wednesday, July 21, 2004

CBS Believes Creativity Determined By Race

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CBS Execs have established the CBS Diversity Institute providing mentors for "writers of color", or to shorten it a bit, "co...

Linda Rondstadt Hates Christians

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Singer Linda Rondstadt claims she does not like having Fundamentalist Christians or Conservatives Republicans in the audience. Who, then, ...

Bibliotheft Ends In High-Speed Chase

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Cryptozoological Mystery Grips Maryland Suburbs

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Feline Fanatics Threaten Wildlife Officers

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Michael Jackson Sires Quads (No Wonder He Looks So Sickly)

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Protestantism A Declining Creed; General Unbelief/Apostate Religions On The Rise

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Monday, July 19, 2004

Soon Be Government's Business What Color Your Friends Are

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Jimmy Carter & Mikhail Gorbachev Propose Letting Juvenile Killers Off The Hook

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Sunday, July 18, 2004

Noisy Bugs Aren’t Only Ones Making Irritating Racket

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Every seventeen years, periodical cicadas emerge from their otherwise sedate underground burrows to serenade their ladies fair and to inco...

UFO Discovered At Bottom Of Grand Canyon?

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Asimov A Naive Rationalist: Thought Robots Morally Superior To Mankind

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Brent Spiner Returning To Star Trek In Three Episode Story Arc

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Communists Taking Over South Africa

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Sunday, July 11, 2004

County & City Sponsor Festival Promoting Racism

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Blacks get all of February and most of January for all that matter as they fill the time from Kwanzaa at the end of December through Martin ...
Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Hillary High Horse

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According to both WorldNetDaily.com and the Seattle Post-Intelligencer , Senator Hillary Clinton is profoundly troubled by Vice President C...
Monday, June 28, 2004

Clinton Stooge Admits To Loving The "F-Word"

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Former Clinton advisor and current leftist Crossfire antagonist Paul Begala said on today's episode that he just loves the "F-Wo...
Saturday, June 26, 2004

Reviews Published On Same Site As Those Of Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich

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I have published reviews on the same website as former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich . While sounding impressive, it's not quit...
Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Southern Baptists Chicken Out Over Public Schools

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Thursday, June 17, 2004

Gipper The Real Deal: Strove To Live By The Values He Promoted

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President Ronald Wilson Reagan, who died on June 5th because of pneumonia following nearly a decade of Alzheimer’s disease, will be remember...
Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Liberal Media In Ideological Collusion With Iraqi Militants

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A few weeks ago at Wallace Presbyterian Church where I occasionally attend, a member returning from a tour of duty in Iraq briefly addresse...

Garfield Deemed Insensitive By Racemongers

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Preferential Parking Another Handout Demanded By Crabby Pregnant Women

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Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Healthy Woman Euthanized

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Tattoos Can Give You AIDS

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Sunday, June 06, 2004

Bulldozers Prove Too Dangerous For Human Usage

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This is why we need to ban bulldozers all together. One dozer rampage is one dozer rampage too many. Sure dozers have their legitmate func...
Saturday, June 05, 2004

School Bans Cupcakes As Threat To Good Health

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"Conflab" Demands Big Government Solution To Obesity Crisis

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Public School Students To Be Graded By Weight

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Thursday, June 03, 2004

Spike TV Less Respect For Continuity Than Even Trek Writers

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Star Trek is no doubt one of the most vibrant imaginary universes to be found in science fiction due to the franchise’s intriguing characte...
Tuesday, June 01, 2004

History Professor Proposes Making Abu Ghraib a Museum

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A friend of a friend asked if I would post his column: Unrelentingly, during the past three weeks, or longer, the media has bombarded Am...
Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Local Weatherman Sticks By Meteorological Overkill

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Viewers of Washington, D.C. affiliate WUSA Channel 9 missed most of the Navy: NCIS season finale because of the station’s decision to inter...
Tuesday, May 25, 2004

American Idol Outranks Navy: NCIS During Storm Coverage

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It seems American Idol even outranks storm coverage here in the Washington, D.C. Metropolitan Area. While watching the NCIS season finale ...
Monday, May 24, 2004

Simpsons' Episode Assailing Patriot Act Will Rank Among Program’s Classics

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The Simpsons is a series at its wittiest when it pokes fun at issues with broader social implications. Classic episodes that come to mind ...
Thursday, May 20, 2004

Thoughts On “60 Minutes” Tribute To Don Heweitt

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Watched the tribute to “60 Minutes” executive producer Don Hewitt. Was pretty well done. Have not watched “60 Minutes” in quite a whil...
Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Quotas Command Society Elites Answer To Everything

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Leave it up to liberals to create new problems in their attempt to solve others of their own making. Throughout the course of contemporary...